Chapter 160: Perpetual Motion Racehorse

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Chapter 160: Perpetual Motion Racehorse

Ye Ye was ultimately dragged away by force!

Ye Tianlong handed Jiangnan a glittering golden token!

It was scale-shaped, with the character "Ye" engraved on the front, and a fierce dragon head with glaring eyes carved on the back.

"Little Brother Jiang, keep this token. It's the old man's goodwill. Xiaoye has caused you trouble!"

Jiangnan took the token, startled: "What material is this? So heavy?"

Ye Xingxuan: "Pure gold..."

Jiangnan's eyes widened: "What trouble? No trouble at all! If you want, let Ye Ye come assassinate me a couple more times!"

"Assassination welcome!"

Holy crap!

A palm-sized gold token, just handed over casually?

Ye Daotian is awesome!

Outrageously rich!

If this happened a couple more times, wouldn't he suddenly become wealthy overnight?

Ye Ye pouted: "Got it! Don't throw away the iron pot, I'll come back to stay!"

Ye Haitao: ???

What!

You made my daughter stay in an iron pot for two days?

I freaking...

Ye Xingxuan smiled brightly: "Come to Jingdu when you're free, I'll treat you to hotpot!"

Jiangnan shuddered violently!

Only a fool would go!

Once he got to the Ye family's turf, he'd be the one cooked in the hotpot!

This girl looked harmless!

But she was actually a big gold...

Finally, the Ye family was sent off!

Zhong Yingxue breathed a huge sigh of relief!

Xia Yao pounced over, her chubby face pressing directly against Jiangnan's shoulder!

"Spill it! Was that Ultraman guy who just went up for the prize you?"

"When did you win the lottery? Hand over the cash!"

Jiangnan was stunned: "How did you know?"

"Hehe! Saw it on TV!"

Jiangnan: "That's all my money, what does it have to do with you? This is my bride fund!"

"I'll give it to you, but you have to be my wife!"

Xia Yao's pretty face flushed: "Pfft! Shameless, how old are you to start saving up a bride fund?"

Zhong Yingxue laughed: "Oh! Stop messing around!"

"By the way, we're almost out of Spirit Beads for training lately. We need to find a way to get more!"

Jiangnan was taken aback.

Daily cultivation, replenishing spiritual energy, and breaking through levels all required Spirit Beads!

The three of them had been using Spirit Beads brought out from the Tianchi Ling Xu!

And Zhong Yingxue had now cultivated to the Bronze Peak!

Breaking through to Silver Rank required a massive amount of spiritual energy!

Even Da Lang Mie was at Bronze Nine Stars!

Jiangnan's level had been stuck at Bronze Six Stars for a long time!

Even with the Heart-Pounding Pop Rocks, it wasn't as fast as directly absorbing Spirit Beads!

Xia Yao: "Isn't the High School All-Star Game coming up soon?"

"We can make a killing at the Thousand Islands Lake Ling Xu then!"

Zhong Yingxue smiled bitterly: "That's still a month away! What do we do in the meantime? Without Spirit Beads, we'll fall behind!"

Xia Yao pouted: "Then we'll just have to suffer at the Tianchi Ling Xu on the weekend!"

But when she looked at Jiangnan, she suddenly perked up!

"Come on, come on! Let's go to Tianchi now? I want to eat barbecue there!"

It was her dream, one she'd been longing for a long time!

Jiangnan curled his lip: "I'm not going! I'm going to set up a stall!"

Xia Yao: Σ(ŎдŎ|||)ノ

Zhong Yingxue: ∑(°口°๑)ノ

Hey! Hey! Hey!

How about having some ambition, okay?

You're a Spirit Warrior!

You just won a 50 million grand prize!

And you still want to set up a stall?

Are you addicted or something?

The reason Jiangnan was so set on going out to stall was precisely because he had used up all his skill points!

And he only had about 300,000 Resentment Points left!

He was still saving up!

He wanted to churn out a new legitimate prize all at once!

After all, in Jiangnan's understanding!

Setting up a stall would improve his strength far more than going into a Ling Xu!

Zhong Yingxue smiled: "Xiaoyao and I can go. We used to go together too!"

But Xia Yao wrapped her arm around Jiangnan's, shaking her head like a rattle-drum.

"No no no! A Ling Xu without barbecue and tents is incomplete!"

Zhong Yingxue: !!!

This girl!

She's latched onto Jiangnan!

[Resentment Value from Zhong Yingxue +666!]

Jiangnan grinned: "No rush. Besides, I wouldn't feel at ease with just the two of you going."

"Let me think of something!"

Xia Yao: "How are you going to do it? Where else can you get Spirit Beads if not in the Ling Xu?"

"Buy them? That's a waste. Your bride fund won't buy many!"

Jiangnan looked smug: "Ridiculous! Money that comes into my hands never goes back out!"

"Stay home! I'm going out to stall and support the two of you!"

Xia Yao's eyes widened as she gave Jiangnan a thumbs up!

Zhong Yingxue burst out laughing!

They set up the new furniture and prepared properly.

Jiangnan posted on Weibo using his iPhone 11 Pro Max:

Nan Shen: Ready for your little cutie?

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8 PM! See you at the University Town!

...

The comments below exploded immediately!

"Wow! I'm about to fall in love with Nan Shen! Why does he hit my cute spot every time!"

"Mom! It's him! I can't help but love him!"

"Damned Nan Shen! Why didn't you tell me Hulk brand shorts lose their elasticity after 30 times?"

"During the school competition, my freaking shorts fell off, can you believe it? Over ten thousand teachers and students saw everything!"

"Now they all call me Eighth-Level Little Hurricane!"

"Brother upstairs! You just exposed your size!"

"You're obviously a newbie! You gotta have some self-awareness buying Nan Shen's stuff!"

"Hmph! That's because you're useless! I went three years in college without a girlfriend! My shorts fell off during the big competition too!"

"Now I've got permanent cannon-firing rights for all four years of college! Riding five boats at once! They gave me the nickname Perpetual Motion Racehorse!"

"This time I'm going to get some chives to replenish!"

"Kneeling in awe!"

"Capital! This is freaking capital!"

Jiangnan covered his face...

His comment section was completely unreadable!

Scrolling further down!

"Nan Shen! Nan Shen! I've been waiting for you! Money's ready! Do you still have ginseng?"

"Strongly recommended! Lying in bed paralyzed for 20 years! My 97-year-old dad ate the ginseng, jumped straight out of bed, bled from the nose for three hours, and then went straight to the village barbershop!"

"97 and still can get it up??? Awesome! I want one too!"

Jiangnan grinned. Looks like business would be good today!

Putting on his QR code combat suit, Jiangnan rushed to the University Town!

As soon as he set up the stall, the crowd went wild!

The hottest items were definitely the chives and Dali!

After all, in Huaxia, if you say something can tonify the kidneys!

People would eat it until it became an endangered species!

Next was the Vitality Ginseng; after all, it was a good thing that could save lives and cure illnesses. 100,000 wasn't expensive!

Even those without illnesses wanted to buy one to keep at home!

It seemed the free giveaway last time really boosted the reputation of Vitality Ginseng!

"Young man! Give me a Vitality Ginseng. I'll take it back for my wife!"

An old man in a vest holding a palm-leaf fan handed Jiangnan a stack of 100,000 yuan wrapped in newspaper!

"Sure thing, grandpa! I'll get it for you!"

Just then, a group of big men in uniforms pushed through the crowd, dragging a white-haired woman to the stall!

The old man was about to take the ginseng when someone pushed him, making him stumble. He almost fell to the ground!

Jiangnan quickly stepped forward to steady him, frowning deeply.

"Look, is it him?"

The woman nodded awkwardly. Jiangnan was stunned—it was the woman who had said her daughter had leukemia last time!

He had even given her a ginseng.

What’s this...

The lead big man crouched down, raising an eyebrow: "Little brother, interested in making a big deal?"

Jiangnan grinned: "Make your fucking mother!"

[Resentment Value from Gao Yuanshan +1000!]

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