Chapter 159: Taozi! Calm Down! Calm Down!
Pulsing music!
Restless beats!
Instantly gathered people on the third floor of the mall, pulling out phones and snapping away!
"Yo yo yo! These youngsters! So flashy!"
"Pretty stylish, huh!"
"Not even giving a damn about face in public!"
"Don't look, daughter—you'll get corrupted!"
Sun Sheng was about to explode!
What the hell was going on?
Why couldn't he control his body?
Why was he inexplicably dancing?!
[From Sun Sheng, Resentment Value +1000!]
A petite girl hid behind the crowd, covering her face!
I don't know him!
This was utterly humiliating...
Just then!
A sudden gasp rang out from the crowd!
Sun Sheng dropped into a split right out of thin air!
A perfect one-eighty!
Stunning everyone!
"Owww!"
The sharp pain twisted Sun Sheng's face, his hair standing on end from the agony!
"Riiip!"
The violent motion tore his pants right open at the crotch, revealing a flash of bright red!
"Oh damn! Is it his lucky year?"
"Tsk tsk tsk, isn't that just... pulling the balls?"
"Awesome, awesome—I'm uploading this online, it'll blow up for sure!"
The petite girl turned and bolted with her bag—no way! Too embarrassing!
If she stayed any longer, she might suffocate from sheer awkwardness!
Lin Chuqing struggled to hold back her laughter!
Sun Sheng burst into tears on the spot: "Don't... don't leave! Help me!"
Jiangnan stepped forward, crouched down, and said flatly, "What's the matter? Was that Dynamic Light Wave dynamic enough for you?"
Sun Sheng's eyes went wide with terror!
He looked like he'd seen a ghost!
That so-called Dynamic Light Wave was actually real?
He'd started dancing because of that?!
Damn!
Dynamic! Way too damn dynamic!
Was the guy in front of him a real Ultraman?
But why was there a zipper on your back?!
"B-Big brother! I was wrong! So wrong!"
"Please, let me off!"
Sun Sheng cried, still not stopping—he was doing a Thomas Flare on the ground!
Since his pants had split open, his lucky-year red underwear was on full 360-degree display!
"If apologies worked, what use would Ultraman be?"
Sun Sheng: ???
"Big brother! I'm sorry! Can you make me stop? I'll do anything!"
Jiangnan: "The sofa, coffee table..."
"On me. All on me."
"Apologize."
Sun Sheng sobbed, "Lin Chuqing! I'm sorry, I was wrong! I'm not human, I'm an idiot!"
"I'll never bother you again!"
Lin Chuqing didn't say a word, but inside she felt incredibly satisfied.
She looked at Jiangnan with growing warmth.
She never expected—
That Dynamic Light Wave was real?
Was he really an Ultraman?
"Ultraman brother, can you tell me your name?"
Jiangnan broke out in a cold sweat instantly!
What were you thinking, dreaming of eating farts?
If I told you, wouldn't my reputation be ruined?
How could I ever show my face at school after that?
"Uh! I... I still have to go fight little monsters, so I'll head out first, okay?"
With that, he jogged off, leaving Lin Chuqing stunned in place!
"Hey hey! Big brother! Don't go! Your Dynamic Light Wave hasn't been undone yet!"
[From Sun Sheng, Resentment Value +1000!]
Lin Chuqing looked utterly disappointed. He wouldn't even tell me his name?
Suddenly, her eyes lit up!
She looked at the receipt Jiangnan had just signed.
There should be a name left there, right?
One glance...
"Salt-Egg Superman"
[From Lin Chuqing, Resentment Value +333!]
After Jiangnan left, Sun Sheng collapsed weakly on the ground!
If you looked closely, you could see bluish-purple ligature marks all over his body!
With his crotch split, how could he dare to act cocky anymore?
He quickly paid and ran off!
But Lin Chuqing couldn't contain her excitement. She pulled out her phone and found her best friend on WeChat.
Qingqing: Xiaoyu Xiaoyu! I think I'm in love!"
Xiaoyu: Wow! No way? Our campus beauty has someone she likes too? Who?
Qingqing: A really handsome Ultraman!
Xiaoyu: ???
Yu Qingqing was baffled. In love with an Ultraman?
What the hell?
Qingqing: You don't know! He can even shoot Dynamic Light Waves! Oh my god! (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)
Xiaoyu: ᶘ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅ
...
He grabbed a set of furniture from the warehouse and bought a ton of daily necessities.
Jiangnan teleported all the way home!
The side effects of the Yay Black Garlic had passed, but the costume was practically roasting him!
As soon as he entered the villa—
"Big Wolf's Downfall! The chocolate ice cream you wanted!"
Jiangnan froze. Damn?
Why were so many people at home?
Xia Yao turned her head. "Pfft..."
Wasn't that the Salt-Egg Superman who'd just been on TV accepting an award?
That was Jiangnan?
The whole bunch of people in the room turned around, nearly popping their eyes out!
What the hell was this?
On the sofa sat a middle-aged man!
His head was wrapped in bandages!
His arm was hung around his neck!
His hair was a mess!
His face was covered in bruises!
His glasses were shattered...
And beside him was a tall, ponytailed young woman in cool clothes!
As for the rest—all middle-aged uncles...
Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao were entertaining the guests.
And Ye Ye was hiding in the young woman's arms, looking displeased.
The Ye family had come?
Jiangnan took off the costume to cool down.
The middle-aged man with the bruised face immediately reddened!
He jumped off the sofa and roared, "Aaaaaaah! You goddamn keyboard warrior! I'll kill you!"
A group of people immediately rushed over and pinned Ye Haitao to the sofa!
"Taozi! Calm down! Calm down!"
"Third brother, settle down!"
"Have you forgotten what Dad told us?"
"Uncle! Please stop struggling! You're still fractured!"
Jiangnan was startled!
What was up with this mad dog of a man?
[From Ye Haitao, Resentment Value +1000!]
What was up?
Ye Haitao had barely made it here alive!
First, he got beaten black and blue by his own old man!
He thought he'd drive to pick up his daughter and go home.
But someone let the air out of his tires!
The whole way, he just kept getting beaten up!
In twenty-four hours, he'd been to the hospital three times!
Someone threw shit at him on the street—could you believe it?
More than once!
Jiangnan had used Ye Haitao's account to spew all over the dark web!
All those people he offended were on Ye Haitao's head!
The Dark Night Army's Sword Operation had dealt a huge blow to the underground world!
Those big shots were itching to vent!
So unlucky Ye Haitao became their punching bag!
He barely survived the trip to pick up his daughter, and now he didn't even know how to get back!
The moment he saw Jiangnan, he exploded!
Jiangnan glared: "Oh? You're getting cocky, huh?"
"Your daughter came to assassinate me! I haven't settled accounts with you yet!"
"Sword Operation didn't hit your family, did it?"
Ye Tianlong quickly smiled apologetically: "No... we don't mean that. We came this time, first, to apologize!"
"Second, to take Ye Ye home!"
Ye Ye shot out of Ye Xingxuan's arms and hugged Jiangnan's waist tightly!
"I'm not going! I want to be a heartless killer! I want to apprentice under Brother Jiangnan!"
Ye Haitao ground his teeth in hatred!
In just a few days, she'd been lured away?
He tried to cook you in an iron pot, and you still want to apprentice under him?
And a killer? If you go on any more missions, your dad will be dead at home!