Chapter 1646: Little Fire Jar Nan Shen's Classroom Opens for Business
Jiangnan trained while keeping his mind half-occupied with his own thoughts!
When he'd given Grandpa Xiao the cupping treatment earlier, he'd actually pulled out his "paralysis"!
That was a Dao injury-level disease, completely incurable!
And the stuff pulled out using the extraction mode could be charged into others!
That meant he could cram this "paralysis" into someone else and make them instantly paralyzed?
The more he thought about it, the more feasible it seemed!
One little jar pressed down, and whoever came would kneel! The diseases he extracted were also major killing weapons!
Not to mention anything else, but the old folks at the nursing home all had some ailments!
If he collected all their ailments into the jars and stored them properly, then when fighting...
Hehehe~
Mom! I think I've discovered another new path to getting rich, haven't I?
Not only could he help the old pioneers regain their former glory and increase the top combat power of Hua Xia,
But he could also expand his own collection of "Jiangnan's Miscellaneous Diseases"!
I'm the Jiang catapult truck!
He just didn't know if he had enough jars, since no new prizes had appeared yet, and he had to keep drawing to get jars!
Just as he thought this, a system prompt flashed in his mind!
[Please settle your stall fee debt promptly, or the host's assets will be automatically deducted!]
[Currently still owing this treasure... um~ 100 million little money!]
Jiangnan's eyes widened sharply: (ﾒﾟ皿ﾟ)ﾒ "What? What did you say?"
(งᵒ̌皿ᵒ̌)ง⁼³₌₃ Ahhh!
At this moment, Jiangnan fell into extreme rage, his fists creating afterimages as he pounded Wang Ba against the wall in a relentless assault!
Wang Ba shrank entirely into his shell, spitting blood, his face full of despair.
(#)༎ຶД༎ຶ(#) "I didn't say anything! I really didn't! Go pick on someone else! The beatings I've taken in my entire life aren't as many as this one!"
Wang Ba felt like his turtle shell defense was about to shatter into pieces!
Nan Shen snapped? He went berserk!
Jiangnan exploded! How did he end up owing 100 million little money?
And that "um~" — you obviously just made that up on the spot and randomly picked a number based on my financial situation!
I just used the stall cloth to block an angel's ultimate move and tanked a dozen or so supernovas!
Is it that serious?
I called you "baby," and you actually took yourself as one?
This couldn't go on. Once he could earn planets in the future, was the system treasure going to charge him a planet as stall rent?
Today, he had to fix this!
Jiangnan dashed out of the training room!
ᕕ(ꐦ•̀口•́)୨ "Xiao Hei! Are you there? Xiao Hei!"
From the direction of the Spirit Pet Technology Building came a shout:
(●ᵔᗨᵔ●) "Nan Shen? What's up?"
[No no no! Give a discount! Give a discount!]
Jiangnan's eyes flared. Today, I'm not taking a discount at all!
He teleported right in front of Xiao Hei!
Xiao Hei grinned: "Nan Shen? You..."
Before he could finish, Jiangnan's fist, the size of a wok, slammed into Xiao Hei's face, sending him flying, crashing straight through the entire laboratory!
Pfft~ (ଵεଵ(#)٩(°᷄д°᷅ꐦ)و
Xiao Hei was stunned!
What the heck? You specifically called me out of the lab just to punch me?
[From Guasalagua Wawa~ Lueluelue's resentment value +1000!]
[From... (งᵒ̴̶̷̥́皿ᵒ̴̶̷̣̥̀)ง Yiya!]
The system treasure got so anxious it started sending emojis begging for mercy!
But Jiangnan didn't stop. He rushed over and gave Xiao Hei a merciless beating!
The resentment value list flashed with nothing but gibberish!
[Host's face is super handsome, Nan Shen is super cute!]
[Don't hit him, be good~ Draw prizes and have fun!]
Only then did Jiangnan stop. He stuffed a small ginseng into Xiao Hei's mouth and healed him with blood drinking.
Xiao Hei was going crazy. Nan Shen really is a devil!
Beat someone up, then heal them? He just enjoys the process?
Jiangnan pouted.
Fine, I won't hit him. It's not polite to keep beating one person anyway.
ﾍ(ರ口ರ)ﾉ "Da Hei! Da Hei, where are you? I need to talk to you!"
[୧(☍⌂⁰。)୨]
Hearing this, Da Hei had just come out of the lab carrying a basket of pet eggs!
The moment he came out, he saw Nan Shen beating Xiao Hei!
Now Nan Shen was calling him!
Da Hei was so scared he threw the eggs aside and turned to run!
ﾚ(●༎ຶД༎ຶ`)ﾍ "Don't you come near me!"
[From Aowu Weiwu Wei (*꒦ິ﹏꒦ີ) Wuuwuwu~]
[From...]
At this moment, Jiangnan chased Da Hei all over the playground, the resentment value reaching its peak!
The names didn't even display completely!
[Detected that the host's resentment value spending is about to reach 50 million!]
[Soon to reward one Ren Cao Root!]
Jiangnan raised an eyebrow: (๑◔Д◔ิ๑) "About to? Soon? Doesn't sound very sincere?"
[It's soon! This treasure also has rules! Has a bottom line!]
[˚‧º·(˚˃̣̣̥᷄⌂˂̣̣̥᷅)‧º·˚]
Jiangnan finally stopped chasing Da Hei. Since you're crying so loudly, I'll let you off this time!
"Are you really going to give me the Ren Cao Root soon? No shortage?"
[Yes yes yes! But the 100 million little money still needs to be repaid!]
Jiangnan's face darkened. Fine, I'll repay it! I need to supplement my skill points anyway!
100 million? It's easy to scam that much!
Suddenly, Jiangnan lost interest in giving the old folks free cupping.
But thinking it over, scamming old people out of their funeral savings felt too low.
But if he didn't earn something, he'd feel like he was losing out.
The next moment, Jiangnan's eyes lit up!
I'm being stupid! The old pioneers all have unique skills!
Why bother learning from Wuzang and the rest? I should first drain the expertise of my own treasure trove of old folks!
Wasn't it from Uncle Li Kai that I learned the Eight Gates of Escape?
With that decided, Jiangnan ran straight to the dormitory building of the nursing home!
He pulled a sunshade canopy and a professional massage bed out of the alternate dimension!
Then he put on a white lab coat and started shouting at the dormitory building!
(•̆⌂•̆๑) "Come! Take a walk, take a look, pay attention! Little Fire Jar Nan Shen's Classroom Opens for Business!"
"Today, I've made a decision that defies my ancestors! I've decided to pass on the ancestral secret of the Fire Jar Flow to benefit everyone!"
"Specializing in Jiangnan's Miscellaneous Diseases, Dao injuries, hard injuries! Missing arms or legs? Free treatment, no charge!"
The shouting stirred Zhao Dezhu and the others to jump out of the dormitory windows!
Almost instantly, a bunch of old folks gathered under the canopy!
They even formed a line!
Xiao Chuihuo also came over to join the fun!
But Jiangnan stood there, shocked beyond words!
Grandpa Xiao's change was too drastic! From a white-haired old man to a tough, aged hunk?
Even Zhao Dezhu and the others, though not as young as Xiao Chuihuo, looked at least a dozen years younger!
Many of the grandmothers even had some of their silver hair turn black!
But they all had unusually large nostrils, and Grandpa Wang Zong had a ping-pong ball stuck in his left nostril? It seemed to be stuck and couldn't be taken out!
(͡ʘ●.̮◉͡ʘ)
It looked very off, and no one knew what was going on!
Unbeknownst to him, over the course of an afternoon, the old folks had sniffed away an entire incense bead and were just waiting for Jiangnan to come give them cupping!
They were waiting until their flowers were about to wither!
Zhao Dezhu swallowed excitedly: "Really free? That doesn't sound like you? I've even prepared my coffin savings for you!"
Jiangnan rolled his eyes: "If you insist on giving, I'll take it!"
Then he grinned evilly: (ಡωಡ) "But even though it's free, I have to earn something, right? That way I feel balanced!"
"One set of Emperor's Package • Full Body Regret Package is priced at just one special skill. Not expensive, right?"
Zhao Dezhu waved dismissively: (︶.̮︶〃)ﾉ "Pfft, is that all? I've got tons of skills! Want to learn the Golden Bell Cover?"
Jiangnan shuddered, recalling how Wu Liang got beaten to a pulp learning the Golden Bell Cover...
"Uh, no! Something else!"
Zhao Dezhu stroked his chin thoughtfully:
(◞͡°ก͡°)✧ "How about the Iron Crotch?"
Jiangnan twitched! The hell with an Iron Crotch!
If he trained an Iron Crotch, he'd have to get hit...
That's not a skill; that's trying to kill my bird!
"This one's not good either! Another one!"
Zhao Dezhu's face darkened: "You think skills are like cabbages? My style doesn't suit you. What do you want my skills for?"
Jiangnan felt frustrated. That was true, but he couldn't not earn something! Not earning was a loss!
"Then... if you don't have a skill, can you at least be my sparring partner?"
Zhao Dezhu grinned. That was easy! He agreed immediately and sat impatiently on the bed!
Jiangnan, under everyone's gaze, began cupping Zhu Ye!
But Zhu Ye's situation was different from Xiao Chuihuo's!
He was only at Starlight Peak!
His Dao injury from back then was too severe. After all, he was the one who blocked the Spirit Ruins space gate with his body and crawled out of the mortuary!
The severe foundation cracks couldn't even support his original level; he had dropped all the way from Dao Heaven!
Amid the exclamations of the old folks, stars peeled off from Zhao Dezhu's body!
Jiangnan's gaze was resolute. He was determined to restore the Hua Xia Dragon Armor to its former glory!
Granny Liu, the miraculous doctor, conjured willow branches with her hand, stabilizing Zhao Dezhu's weak body while Jiangnan cut away his stars, helping him repair scars and hidden injuries!
Thus began a transformation therapy for the old pioneers!
Jiangnan didn't know what scene would unfold once all the old pioneers were fully healed!
But he did know that by then, the Hua Xia Pioneer Academy would become the safest place on the entire Blue Star!
Bar none!