Chapter 1645: Sitting in a Row! Ahem Ahem Ahem!
No one remained calm after this. Everyone looked at Xiao Chuihuo as if he were a monster!
Being doused upside down wasn't even the main point!
Li Kai panicked: (◞ಠ口ಠ) "We agreed back then to sit in wheelchairs together. How did you suddenly stand up?"
"What about the vows we made? The promises? The agreement to sit in wheelchairs and watch the sunset together?"
Granny Liu, carrying her hoe, was also shocked: "Old Man Xiao, that leg of yours was a Dao injury. How did it suddenly heal? Did you tear down and rebuild?"
Grandpa Wang, who only had two teeth left, widened his eyes!
"Rejuvenated? Isn't that strange?"
"Returning to the appearance of your forties—doesn't that mean your physical functions..."
Xiao Chuihuo put his hands on his hips and lifted his face high!
(︶√︶*) "Well, take a look? I'm not bragging. I can piss through a wall against the wind right now! Meet the rainbow! Piss out a rainbow!"
At that, Grandpa Wang was instantly filled with envy. If he could do that, why would he have to just watch from the sidelines?
Granny Li Hongyan's eyes were full of little stars:
(◞✧∇✧◟) "Heavens! Is it really that amazing?"
Zhao Dezhu's face turned even greener—Old Man Xiao had stolen all the thunder!
In this moment, Xiao Chuihuo had become the center of attention in the nursing home!
If this continued, there would be no share of the old ladies left for him!
Zhao Dezhu urgently said, "Old Xiao, we've been brothers for so many years. If you have good fortune, you can't keep it from us. How did you do it?"
Xiao Chuihuo smiled mysteriously:
(ﾉ)◔₃◔ิ) "I'll tell you, but you can't tell anyone outside, got it?"
The group of old men and women nodded frantically, leaning in to listen closely!
Xiao Chuihuo put on a serious expression: "Actually, I was cured by cupping!"
Zhao Dezhu: (≖_≖ꐦ)
Li Kai: (◞￢_￢)
Grandpa Wang: (-ι_-◟)
Everyone looked at Xiao Chuihuo like he was a fool!
(｀益´メ) "This old codger isn't telling the truth. Does he think we're that easy to fool? Let's surround him and kick him!"
What the hell, cured by cupping?
Xiao Chuihuo quickly said, "No, no, no! Listen to me! It was Jiangnan! Jiangnan used his small fire jar to pull out all my stars!"
"I walked the path again and repaired all the Dao injuries caused by wrong steps. It only took a few hours!"
Xiao Chuihuo explained the principle of the small fire jar to everyone!
Li Kai's face turned red with excitement: "Damn! Being able to start over? Then my leg could..."
Zhao Dezhu's eyes shone: "Could I reach Dao Heaven again?"
Xiao Chuihuo nodded heavily: "I could. Why can't you?"
At this moment, none of the old folks could stay calm!
Grandpa Sun's face darkened: (̿▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿̿◟) "You at least have legs. I only have half of one. I'm probably out of luck, right?"
Granny Liu rolled her eyes: "Wasn't your leg also necrotic from Dao injuries? You kicked it to pieces. You're something!"
"If there were no Dao injuries, I could help you replace the parts!"
"But Old Man Xiao, just this alone doesn't seem enough to make you rejuvenate, does it?"
Returning from a ninety-something-year-old decrepit appearance to this? It was nothing short of a miracle!
Xiao Chuihuo grinned: "You wouldn't know this. My rejuvenation was thanks to the incense bead in Jiangnan's hand!"
"Just one bead can increase lifespan by nearly three hundred years! It's incredibly precious!"
This time, the old pioneers were all shocked, their faces flushed red!
Holy crap! A treasure that could add life?
Zhao Dezhu swallowed his saliva:
Σ(っ◞°﹃°;)っ "Then... does Little Nan Nan still have any left?"
Xiao Chuihuo put on a serious expression: (๑ರʖ̯ರ) "I don't know, but Little Nan Nan definitely doesn't have many. Apparently, you'd only get about a dozen from consuming an entire planet!"
Zhao Dezhu looked at Xiao Chuihuo, who had become an old jerk, with immense envy!
Both the life-extending and the cupping were impossible to refuse, right?
-=͟͟͞͞ﾍ(◞´益`)ﾉ "I'll go discuss it with Little Nan Nan!"
With that, he hurriedly went to find Jiangnan, but Zhao Dezhu was still too slow!
Li Kai and Sun Fulai had already revved their wheelchairs to sparking speeds, the wind they stirred up knocking over the speed limit 120 warning sign!
Xiao Chuihuo urgently shouted: (ﾟ口ﾟ)ﾂ "Hey, hey, hey! Remember to keep it secret for me!"
Zhao Dezhu didn't look back: "Don't worry!"
And within fifteen minutes, the entire nursing home knew the news!
A swarm of old folks rushed into the training room!
As soon as they entered, they were dumbfounded. The alloy walls of the training room were embedded with quite a few students and instructors!
They had tried so hard, but couldn't pry them off!
No one was sparring with Jiangnan anymore. At the moment, Jiangnan was practicing air strikes on the spot, sweating profusely!
Zhao Dezhu swallowed his saliva, his heart bleeding. Had Jiangnan done all this himself?
With strength like that, why was he still studying in the academy? He should have graduated last year, right?
In an instant, the old folks surrounded Jiangnan in a circle, each wearing a kind smile!
(◞⁼̴ꇴ⁼̴◟)(◞⌒ꇴ⌒◟)(◞ˊωˋ◟)
Zhao Dezhu even hugged Jiangnan, grinning slyly!
(◞՞ټ՞) "Little Nan Nan~ Tell your Grandpa Zhu whether I've been good to you usually!"
Jiangnan was creeped out by everyone staring at him. He wiped the sweat from his face with a towel and wrung it out—the towel was soaked!
(◦`~´◦) "Huh~ How could you be not good? A few days ago, you held me over your knee and drummed me like a whirlwind!"
The smile on Zhao Dezhu's face froze. Was this kid really that vengeful?
(◜◡‾) "Ahem~ Let's not talk about that. We're all your grandparents, so you can't play favorites, right?"
Jiangnan grinned: "Haha! You're here for cupping, right? Alright! I'll head to the nursing home after training and treat the grandparents' injuries!"
The old folks were delighted, giving Jiangnan his favorite neck slaps!
Grandpa Wang even came over, rubbing his old hands, looking expectant:
(´≖◞▿◟≖)人 "Little Nan Nan? Cupping is certainly important, but we're more interested in that treasure that makes you young!"
Zhao Dezhu slapped his thigh: "Just name your price! Your grandparents have plenty of money!"
Jiangnan was taken aback, then scratched his head apologetically.
୧(‧̣̥̇･ˇ◡ˇ･) "I don't have many left. Not enough to give one to everyone. That thing is refined from the star-devouring giant worm consuming planets!"
"My Xing Cheng can refine it, but I really can't afford to feed her!"
"The mining team around Jupiter hasn't produced yet. I'll have to wait until there's a yield before I can distribute to everyone!"
At that, Zhao Dezhu and the others gasped in unison!
Good heavens! They knew it was precious, but they didn't realize it was this precious!
But thinking about it, could a treasure that extends life really come easily?
Yet such a precious treasure was refined by that girl with the good teeth?
Everyone's eyes lit up!
Jiangnan grinned: "But I can still take out one piece. I've prepared it for you grandparents long ago!"
"Split evenly, each person should get an extra ten or so years of life."
With that, he took out another incense sphere and handed it to Zhao Dezhu!
Now Jiangnan only had three left, which he was keeping for Mila. He hadn't planned to use any himself.
Even Zhong Yingxue and the others hadn't gotten to use them yet. Everything would wait until they had more.
Zhao Dezhu stared at the incense sphere in his hand and swallowed.
"Little Nan Nan! Say no more! Just see if Grandpa doesn't cherish you!"
Grandpa Wang grabbed Jiangnan's shoulder:
(σ◞՞ᗨ՞)σ "Unlike Old Man Xiao, your Grandpa Wang only cherishes the little one~"
Seeing Grandpa Wang's remaining two teeth, Jiangnan shuddered violently.
Better not!
"Grandpas and grandmas, take a whiff first. After I finish training, I'll go give you cupping treatments!"
Zhao Dezhu and the others hurried off with the incense bead!
Ten years of life is still life, right?
Without further ado, let's take a whiff first!
Everyone sat around the flower bed in the small garden, starting with Zhao Dezhu. Each person took a one-minute sniff, sharing equally, never taking more. Such an expression of enjoyment~
Their bodies were visibly growing younger!
At that moment, Li Kai could no longer wait. He frantically shoved his two thumbs up his nostrils!
Grandpa Sun was puzzled: (◞•̌.•̑)ˀ̣ˀ̣ "Old Li? What are you doing?"
Li Kai glared: (ರ❛益กರ) "What do you know? This is a nostril expansion exercise!"
"Increasing air intake! Maybe I'll sniff in a bit more and add a few more months of life!"
Grandpa Sun's mouth twitched. Who the hell uses their thumbs to expand their nostrils?
Turning his head, he saw Grandpa Wang trying to shove a ping-pong ball up his nostril...
(◞˃᷄●•˂᷅)
Grandpa Sun's expression stiffened: "I'm expanding too!"
In the distance, Xiao Chuihuo watched the scene with a smile. He had thought that as time passed, his old brothers would leave one by one.
In the end, only a few would remain in this world, dying lonely and isolated.
But now... it seemed they didn't need to worry about that anymore.
Meanwhile, Mila was leading Xing Cheng into the small garden.
As soon as she saw Zhao Dezhu and the others sniffing the incense bead, Mila froze. Her mouth fell wide open, her expression terrified!
∑(°口°๑)
What were these grandparents doing here?
Sitting in a row? Sniffing poop?
Xing Cheng, even from a distance, caught the scent. Opening her gaping maw, drool flowing, she made a beeline for the incense bead.
But Mila froze her in time, leaving her to watch the bead in frustration.
When Mila saw the rejuvenated version of Xiao Chuihuo, she was even more astounded.
Then she quickly raised her hand!
(´ﾟωﾟ)ฅ "Dean Grandpa... Uncle? I want to report! Someone is gathered together sniffing poop! And they're waiting in line!"
Xiao Chuihuo was immediately conquered by the word "uncle," his face blooming into a smile.
But then he put on a stern expression: (๑･ิʖ̯･ิ) "Little Mila! Don't talk nonsense, okay~ Although that thing is orange, it's not poop! It's an incense bead!"
"Extremely precious! Others can't even get a sniff!"
Mila's expression stiffened.
=͟͟͞͞(꒪﹏꒪‧̣̥̇)
But that was Xing Cheng's...
Hiss~ Didn't... didn't they know the specific refining method of this incense bead?
Then she'd better keep her mouth shut, or Jiangnan Gege might get beaten up~