Chapter 1577: Eye Care?

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Chapter 1577: Eye Care?

How did it become such an indescribably wonderful technique in Jiangnan's hands?
Daba was directly overwhelmed by Jiangnan's massage, feeling so good he could fly!
Seeing that the identity information had been mostly extracted, with no remaining value to exploit,
Jiangnan wasted no more time and said with a charming smile: "Ready? The main event is about to begin~"
Daba swallowed hard: "I thought this technique was already unbeatable, but there's something even more exciting?"
Jiangnan giggled: "Of course~ After all, when it comes to 'glowing extraction,' I'm a pro! I guarantee I'll send you straight to heaven!"
By now, Daba was itching with anticipation, his eyes full of excitement: "Do it! Do it now!"
Jiangnan didn't hold back either. He directly pulled out two small fire jars from behind and smacked them onto Daba's eyeballs with a *smack smack*!
Rotate left to extract!
Under the super-strong suction of the small fire jars, Daba felt all the fatigue in his body being sucked away, incredibly satisfying, right?
At this moment, Freya and Wu Zang were going crazy!
Damn! He's really cupping the eyeballs of a One-Eyed species, isn't he?
This mystical power from the East has really been carried forward by you, hasn't it?
Cupping an alien's eyeballs? And cupping right on the eyeballs?
Just as the cupping started, Jiangnan was shocked!
The effect of the monkey biscuit wore off. Jiangnan could no longer maintain the image of a One-Eyed species, and his appearance gradually reverted to human form!
Fortunately, the small fire jars had taken effect. Although two jars didn't pull Daba's eyes out, they did blind him...
He didn't notice Jiangnan revealing his true form!
At this moment, Daba began to panic!
(۶O)۶ "This is great and all, but why did my screen go black? I..."
Jiangnan sneered: "Is that so? The best part is yet to come!"
With that, he applied another jar, and Daba's yuzu eye was sucked right out!
Without his main body, Daba lay on the bed, motionless!
Yuzu eye +1!
Gong Qi's forehead dripped with cold sweat: (¬﹏¬‧̣̥̇) "This really is 'glowing extraction'... Isn't this a genuine shady business?"
Free of charge? It costs your life!
He really sent him to heaven!
Every time you do an eye exercise, a One-Eyed species loses its eye!
No trade, no killing?
Jiangnan wiped the hot sweat from his forehead: "It's not that bad! At least he died happy! Who wants to play the role of this Daba?"
Qian Benying immediately raised her hand, brimming with excitement!
(O゚ꇴ゚)ツ "Me me me! I want to play!"
Seeing Qian Benying so eager, Jiangnan let her go ahead.
He gave her enough small pudding and dog biscuit so she could break through racial barriers and transform!
Qian Benying happily carried the eyeless Daba into the cubicle to transform!
Jiangnan quickly instructed: "Change accurately, alright? Don't blow our cover!"
(︶.̮︶*) "Oh, don't worry! I'll be a perfect copy!"
The reason he gave Qian Benying a dog biscuit was mainly because its side effects were relatively mild and barely affected daily life!
Unlike dragon and monkey biscuits, whose side effects could be devastating...
Thinking of this, Jiangnan shuddered violently, his face turning pale!
(ಠ‧̣̥̇)…
A biological instinct involuntarily surged forth. Jiangnan's hands itched unbearably, and he could barely control himself!
His eyes wandered back and forth between Zhang San, Gong Qi, and Wu Zang, hesitating!
The side effect of the monkey biscuit was stealing peaches, damn it!
Sure, he had seen through the little walnut's heart and pulled off a cool move, but how could he forget this part?
No! I must restrain myself!
I am the esteemed Nan Shen, the strongest diamond in the world! If I can't even control my own instincts, how can I maintain world peace?
Gritting his teeth, Jiangnan quickly ate a tiger biscuit to calm down. A golden "王" character appeared on his forehead!
His majesty immediately radiated, and he quickly reverted to the appearance of Boss Jiang!
I just have to endure!
At that moment, Daba Ying ran out of the cubicle, brimming with excitement. The real Daba had already been thrown into her alternate dimension!
She rushed to Jiangnan and showed off!
(O̴̶̷̤ॢ)*₊˚ "Hey hey~ Look how similar I am?"
"I didn't miss a single detail! I changed exactly like Daba!"
But Jiangnan turned his head away, his expression extremely awkward!
(๑◔ิ) "Yeah... pretty similar..."
Daba Ying frowned: (ꐦÕ) "You didn't even look? You're too perfunctory! Just take a look!"
She ran in front of Jiangnan, spun around, and even put her hands on her hips, swaying back and forth!
Jiangnan's face was flushed red!
Don't sway in front of me like that—I really can't hold it in anymore!
You forced me!
When there's no choice, there's no need to endure!
At this moment, Jiangnan's wicked little hand shot out like lightning, heading straight for Daba Ying's vital spot!
Daba Ying still had a smug face!
(︶✽) "I tell you, the One-Eyed species actually—"
Before she could finish, Qian Benying's expression instantly froze!
She mechanically looked down at herself!
Jiangnan's hand was firmly grabbing her vital spot, which she had just created with the small pudding...
At this moment, Jiangnan had a look of utter satisfaction!
(♡⁼̴̤̆)ᓄ(ଵ|||)!!!
If I can grab a peach in the morning, I can die content in the evening!
I've fulfilled my wish!
At this moment, Zhang San and the others stepped back in terror, their faces pale, trembling like sieves!
Liu Hua covered her face: (ノ).̮(ヾ) "Oh my~ How bold!"
Freya's eyelid twitched!
(⌒﹏⌒;) "I mean, I get that you're afraid of looking different and blowing your cover, but do you really need to personally check even that kind of detail?"
Nightingale gaped: ∑(°口°๑) "Are you cosplaying that thoroughly? You even have all the hardware?"
Daba Ying's mouth fell open, her face turning as red as a big apple, then switching to green!
"Eeee!"
A high-pitched scream echoed through the moonlight! She curled up on the ground, shrinking into a ball!
(˂̶́∗) "Let go! Let go! Stop grabbing! Do you even know what I used to create that?!"
"Is this how you greet people? I'll bite you to death!"
She curled up and tried to bite Jiangnan's arm!
Jiangnan: !!!
Sure enough, she had eaten the dog biscuit—now the clinical symptoms were showing!
So he quickly withdrew his hand!
(¬٥)୨ "S-sorry about that! I have a disease where I'll die if I don't grab a peach! Ah ha~ Ahaha!"
Daba Ying writhed on the ground, banging her head in pain, her resentment meter going wild, glaring at Jiangnan with anger!
What kind of disease is that, one that makes you get beaten up without anyone stopping you?
Did this grab mess me up for good?
I just got it, and now I've lost it?
"Damn it! I, Qian Benying, have ruined my reputation in one fell swoop! I shouldn't have cosplayed at 100%!"
Jiangnan couldn't help laughing. For real, "ruined in one fell swoop"?
[Resentment from Qian Benying: +1000!]
"You're still laughing? I'll fight you!"
With that, she bounced up from the ground and lunged at Jiangnan's neck!
Jiangnan: "Roar~"
When a strong enemy attacks, you have to roar; when it's time to roar, you roar!
The moment he roared, an aura of kingly might spread!
At this moment, Jiangnan seemed like the master of the world, the king of this starry sky!
The ultimate pressure impacted their minds. Qian Benying, charging forward, felt her legs go weak!
With a *thud*, she knelt in front of Jiangnan...
The scene fell into deathly silence. Daba Ying maintained her strangling posture but knelt on the ground!
Her yuzu-like eyes were full of confusion!
Jiangnan couldn't help himself and reached out to poke Daba Ying's eye!
Eye poke!
Daba Ying was poked so hard that tears flowed, her eyes bloodshot. She covered her eyes and rolled on the ground!
୧(ꐦథꐦ)୨ "Ahhh! My eyes! My eyes!"
[Resentment from Qian Benying: +1001!]
[Resentment from...]
Jiangnan was smug: "Hmph! Trying to fight me? Being grabbed by me is your honor! Otherwise, you'd never have this experience in your life!"
"And you all! Uh..."
Jiangnan turned around, his expression stiff!
Not only was Daba Ying kneeling, but Liu Hua, Nightingale, Wu Zang, Gong Qi, and the others were also kneeling in a circle in the small room...
Their faces were all dark, resentment values refreshing wildly!
Zhang San's eyelid twitched: (̿▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿̿)̄ "Nan Shen! Please don't just roar like that. My kneecaps hurt!"
"It's fine for me to kneel, but those Dao Heaven-rank people also have their pride..."
Wu Zang gritted his teeth: (ノ)´-益-`) "In my whole life, besides kneeling for my wife, you're the first!"
Gong Qi: ???
What? You're proud of that?
Freya knelt on the ground, completely unconcerned about face. Ever since she was exposed, she had been a broken pot rolling downhill!
(๐・᷄.̫・᷅) "They say a goddess has gold under her knees, so does that mean all these things hanging on me are mine to keep?"
Jiangnan: (•̀٥)...
Qian Benying, still furious, got up wanting revenge, but when she saw Jiangnan open his mouth, she chickened out!
"Hmph! Just wait! I, this lady, will grab you back sooner or later!"
Jiangnan rolled his eyes: "As if I'd let you succeed! Hurry up and go out. Don't forget your mission!"
Daba Ying, full of displeasure, wobbled out of the shop, covering her vital spot!
As soon as she came out, she saw many One-Eyed species waiting eagerly outside the shop, their eyes sparkling!
"How was it, brother? The boss lady's eye exercise—was it awesome? Worth a try?"
"Why are you out so fast? Are you even capable? That spot you're covering... hmm?"
Daba Ying, trembling, gave a thumbs up!
"You tell me? The boss lady is good, but I'm the one who can't handle it! I can't endure at all, okay?"
"Quick! Someone help me? My legs are too weak to stand. I might even kneel on the ground any second!"
When the One-Eyed species heard that, their eyes lit up! It was that intense?
That's amazing!
Immediately, a curious One-Eyed species came over to ask!
"What kind of eye exercise is it specifically? Tell us a bit? Share your experience!"
Daba Ying looked solemn: (▀̿̿)̄ "All I can tell you is that it's divided into several sections! Each section is stronger than the last! As for the details, you'll have to experience it yourself!"
"Anyway, this is the nicest eye exercise I've ever experienced! On this whole eye exercise street, 'Glowing Extraction Wonder Room' is number one; no one dares to claim second!"
At that moment, the yuzu-rank One-Eyed species were stirred up. Clearly, Qian Benying, as an eye care shill, hadn't forgotten her duty to advertise!
And Boss Jiang happened to walk out at the right time!
"Anyone else want to give it a try? A 'glowing extraction,' you know~"
٩(๑ᵒ̴̶̷͈᷅)و "Me me me!"
And so, from that day on, an eye exercise shop appeared in Tongcheng, rising abruptly!
It leaped to become the most popular shop in the entire city!
And no one knew that a silent conspiracy was quietly unfolding alongside the opening of the Glowing Extraction Wonder Room!