Chapter 1576: Dazzling Wonderful Room?
Little Walnut's face was full of emotion, his excitement turning his face red, and a hint of glistening even appeared in his eyes!
"Do I finally have a name of my own? And with such profound meaning?"
"Thank you, my lord, for bestowing this name. I will cherish it dearly!"
Beside him, Qian Benying and the others were practically spitting blood!
Pfft~ =͟͟͞͞(꒪ε꒪‧̣̥̇)
Hey, hey, hey! He probably just couldn't be bothered to come up with a name and randomly thought of one, right?
This naming was way too casual! And he explained it with such grand reasoning?
Little Walnut, you've fallen for his trick. You'll regret it later when it's too late!
Jiangnan nodded in satisfaction.
(︶〃) "Good! Tell me your plan."
Little Walnut pondered for a moment, then spoke seriously!
(๑Ŏ) "We still need to start from the bottom. I know quite a few friends whose eyes are even smaller than the Orange Level. They're usually bullied and mistreated. They'll definitely be willing to join this plan."
"They can serve as the core team members, and we don't need to doubt their loyalty—they're absolutely reliable."
"Having endured oppression for so long, they also have the resolve to overthrow the system."
Jiangnan nodded: "Great idea. After swapping their eyes, you can have them discard their original identities and infiltrate the Guard Force as Yuzu Level One-Eyed."
"Gradually corrode the strength of the Guard Force in Eye City, swapping the heavens and stealing the day! A single spark can start a prairie fire!"
"But this will inevitably cause a massive disappearance of Orange Level One-Eyed. How do you plan to handle that?"
Little Walnut shook his head: "You don't need to worry about that, my lord. I can use my position in the Guard Force to arbitrarily reassign Orange Level One-Eyed, using that as an excuse."
"Moreover, in Eye City, the number of Orange Level One-Eyed is several times greater than the Guard Force. No one cares about their life or death."
"Once we have enough of our people in the Guard Force, we can start persuading other Guard Force members to join our plan."
Jiangnan chuckled: "What if they refuse to join and try to report it?"
Little Walnut gritted his teeth: "Then... then we'll have to send them to you, and give their eyes to those willing to join."
"When the initiative in the Guard Force falls into our hands, those clinging to the old rules will have no strength to resist and no choice left. The minority submits to the majority, and they'll join naturally."
Jiangnan grinned: "Good! Very good!"
A drop of ink falling into a clear basin will be diluted by the water, and the water remains clear.
But if many drops of ink fall into the basin, they will slowly spread and eventually turn the entire basin of water black.
Little Walnut and the others are the drops of ink falling into the basin.
As for Jiangnan, he is the one pouring the ink.
At this moment, Wu Zang, Nightingale, and the others stared blankly at Jiangnan, goosebumps rising all over their skin.
The plan to subvert the enemy was already set in motion? Such a brilliant method of breaking the surface with a point, swapping the heavens and stealing the day!
Using the conflicts between the different classes of the Eye Clan as a breakthrough, the eye exercise shop cooperating with Little Walnut's actions.
It might really be possible to devour the entire Eye City!
How terrifying!
Nightingale swallowed hard: (๑ŏ﹏ŏ) "Is Jiangnan's brain eight-core? Has the seemingly hopeless subversion plan already begun?"
Qian Benying had a timid expression.
(′◔﹏◔`) "When going against Jiangnan, it's best not to let him use his brain, or you'll never know how you died."
Jiangnan grinned: "Go! Organize the people and bring them here. I will grant them power."
"Also, move fast. The shorter the time we take, the greater the chance of success. Remember to keep this secret. You know the consequences if it leaks."
"If you do well, your eyes won't be limited to just the Yuzu Level. Understand?"
Little Walnut nodded repeatedly: "Understood, my lord! I'll get to it right away."
He turned and left the shop. Jiangnan looked at Gao Qiaocheng: "Follow Little Walnut. Record all his actions and report to me at any time."
Miyazaki was startled: (◞･ˇ_ˇ･) "What? Do you not trust Little Walnut?"
Jiangnan shook his head: "It's not that I don't trust him, but we can't afford any mistakes—not even once."
Gao Qiaocheng went, with instructions to return in time to get Zhang San to replenish his lip marks.
Jiangnan stretched vigorously.
٩(*ಡ)۶ "Alright! Now we need to get the shop's business booming and turn it into the most popular eye exercise shop in the city!"
"Are you all ready to infiltrate the Guard Force?"
Qian Benying was stunned.
"(º⌂º*) "Huh? We... we have to disguise ourselves and infiltrate too?"
Jiangnan rolled his eyes: "No shit! If we rely only on Little Walnut, how long will it take? We don't have that much time!"
"Having you join the Guard Force adds an extra layer of security. Also, you need to help advertise our little shop!"
With that, Jiangnan picked up the freshly carved advertisement boards and walked outside the shop.
He placed them on either side of the entrance, swapped the sign above the door, and shouted in a delicate voice to the bustling Eye Exercise Street:
"Come on! Don't miss it! If you miss it, it's a sin!"
"New shop opening with a big promotion! I'll capture your heart!"
"Three days of opening! Everything for free! Building our reputation and attracting repeat customers!"
His loud voice immediately drew the attention of many One-Eyed on the street, who all looked over.
The moment they saw Jiangnan, the "shopkeeper lady," standing at the entrance, their eyes went wide, unable to look away!
Absolutely gorgeous!
Then they looked at the advertisement boards on both sides of the shop:
(ʃƪ˘) "Brand new techniques, way ahead! Big sister warms your heart!"
ԅ(ಡԅ) "Hands gliding over your eyes! Can't help but roll your eyes back!"
Shop name: Dazzling Wonderful Room!
At this moment, Miyazaki and the others dropped their jaws.
=͟͟͞͞(꒪口꒪‧̣̥̇) Damn!
Why does such a normal shop name look so bloody?
What the hell is "Dazzling Wonderful Room"? It's literally what it says!
That's definitely not a typo!
The gathered One-Eyed were immediately captivated by the advertisement.
!!Σ(óﾉ)ﾉ "Oh my god! The shopkeeper lady is way too beautiful! Just one look and I can't keep anyone else in my eyes!"
(乛ꐦ) "Tsk, you're so shameless! You said the same thing at the last shop!"
(ʃƪᵒ̴̶̷) "Brand new techniques? Warms the heart? Can't help myself? This exciting? And it's free?!"
As more and more people gathered around the shop, the shopkeeper lady gently brushed her hair, showing off her proud figure, with a shy look in her eyes.
(Ő๑) "Esteemed guests! Would you like to try? A thousand-second old shop, trustworthy!"
"Those who receive an eye exercise from me will definitely be unable to help themselves and will surely become dazzling!"
Originally, the shopkeeper lady was already the pinnacle of Eye Clan beauty, and with the effect of the Heart-Pounding Pop Rocks, the result was simply incredible.
Immediately, a crowd of Yuzu Level One-Eyed surged over, the atmosphere extremely heated!
"Pick me! Give me an eye exercise! I want to feel what it's like to roll my eyes back!"
"Move aside, pick me! I want to see how exactly she makes me dazzling!"
The shopkeeper lady giggled: "Hehehe~ Limited staff, only one at a time!"
She picked the one with the biggest eyes, and amid the envious gazes of the crowd, she pulled him inside and closed the door.
The other One-Eyed waited impatiently outside, wanting to see if the effect was as advertised.
At that moment, Nightingale's mouth twitched.
(´-﹏-`٥) "With this kind of business sense, even if Jiangnan were stranded alone on an alien planet, he wouldn't starve to death."
He can thrive anywhere!
Just then, Jiangnan pulled the Yuzu Level One-Eyed into a booth.
Everyone gathered around to watch.
Jiangnan placed his hand on the One-Eyed's eye, and before he could even move—
[Triggered skill! Eye Exercise Mastery: LV0!]
[Upgrade skill?]
Jiangnan's smile froze on his face.
(▀̿̿٥)̄
Damn!
If I can directly trigger the skill, then why did I go through all that trouble at the Big-Eyed Cutie Happiness House, letting her rub my cornea and sprinkle chili powder?
Why did I suffer all that?!
At this moment, Jiangnan's face was as dark as can be.
Max it out, max it out!
I have hundreds of millions of skill points—can't even use them all!
[Confirm upgrade! Add skill points: 1,111,100!]
[Skill upgraded! Eye Exercise Mastery (Grandmaster): MAX!]
Countless knowledge about eye exercises flooded into Jiangnan's mind. He took one look and could even discern the acupoints around the One-Eyed's eye socket.
Jiangnan grinned: "Then I'm going to start! First section: Press and rub the Zanzhu acupoint!"
As he spoke, his hand began to vibrate at high frequency, pressing the Zanzhu acupoint wildly while infusing spiritual energy to stimulate the point.
An extreme sense of comfort spread out, and the One-Eyed immediately rolled his eyes back in pleasure.
(꒪ั*) "Holy crap! This... holy crap! It's amazing! This technique is unprecedented—it's the best I've ever had!"
Jiangnan smiled: "This is nothing. I have even better ones. What's your name, sir? How old are you? Where do you work?"
"Which Guard Squad are you assigned to?"
The One-Eyed had a dazed expression.
(ૢ⁼̴̤̆) "Hehe~ Hehehe~ My name is Daba! Miss, you're so beautiful, and your technique is awesome!"
While doing the eye exercise, Jiangnan continued to extract information.
He moved to the second and third sections: Pressing the Jingming acupoint and rubbing the Sibai acupoint.
In no time, he had gathered all of Daba's identity information.
Meanwhile, Freya and the others had expressions of melting bliss.
˚₊*(ˊॢO̶̶̷̤.̫O̴̶̷̤ˋॢ)*₊˚ Heavens!
Jiangnan's eye exercise seemed even more comfortable!
They wanted to try it too!
At that moment, Nightingale looked puzzled. Why did Jiangnan's eye exercise technique look so familiar?
It seemed... she had learned it too!
Jiangnan smirked mischievously.
ԅ(ಡԅ) "Here comes the next part! Something even more exciting!"
Daba swallowed: "Bring out your best moves! I can take it! *slurp*"
Jiangnan twisted his neck: "Alright! Watch my fourth section! Special technique: Press the Taiyang acupoint and rub around the eye sockets! Ola ola!"
Daba's eyes shot wide open, his body tensed, and his expression was ecstatic!
(꒪ͦ๑) "Sigh~ I can't take it, I can't take it! Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful~ So wonderful!"
Nightingale: (≖_≖)...
What the hell is "Press the Taiyang acupoint and rub around the eye sockets"?! Isn't that the same one I learned in elementary school?
The one we did every break time!