Chapter 1509: Clearance Sale! (Bonus Chapter)
The United States and Canada had torn each other apart before, and the enmity between them was far from ordinary!
They certainly couldn't stand to see the other side do well!
If there was ever an opportunity to suppress the other, they would absolutely go all out without holding back!
Jiangnan chuckled darkly to himself. Looks like his hunger marketing strategy this time had been pretty spot-on!
At this moment, Ba Di and Piers were locked in a fierce rivalry, neither willing to give an inch!
Yet they didn't dare go too far, afraid of angering Jiangnan!
Seeing this, Jiangnan cleared his throat twice.
( ͡° ก ͡°) "Ahem~ I don't care who buys from me. I'm doing business here, and of course I want to earn more to save up for a wife!"
"Naturally, whoever offers the highest price, I'll..."
Before Jiangnan could even finish, Piers immediately cut in.
(◞･᷅mouth･᷄)ﾂ "Sell it all to me! On top of the original price, I'll add one Jinsha Island in international waters!"
Jiangnan's eyes lit up at that.
(๑¥ꇴ¥) "Giving an island? Good, good, good! Then the pill is yours!"
Ba Di beside him had a face as black as charcoal. How could he not see that this was one of Jiangnan's sneaky tricks?
Both sides kept driving up the price, and in the end, the only one benefiting would be Jiangnan!
But could he afford not to raise the price?
If he let Piers buy it all, what would his own people eat?
(̿▀̿benefit▀̿̿)̄ "What, you think you're the only one with money? I've got things that money can't even buy!"
"On top of the original price, I'll add 3 tons of Helium-3! Delivered on the spot!"
The moment Yang Jian and Li Bing heard that, they almost drooled. The total reserves of Helium-3 on the entire Blue Star were only about half a ton!
Ba Di casually threw out three tons?
They frantically signaled Jiangnan with their eyes.
(๑◔benefit◔ิ๑)
Jiangnan immediately slapped his thigh.
( ͡°͜ʖ ͡°)✧ "Sold! I'll sell it to you then!"
Piers: !!!
"Are you seriously trying to compete with me? I'll throw in a sea spirit ruin, an Iron Jungle spirit ruin! It's less than 300 nautical miles from Jinsha Island! I'm giving it away!"
As he spoke, he directly pulled out a large metallic core sphere and slammed it onto the ground.
Jiangnan: (σಡ﹃ಡ)σ "Ehe~ Ehehe~ Ah, then..."
Ba Di glared: "30 tons of Helium-3! Can you top that?"
Piers ground his teeth. Everything he was pulling out was cold, hard cash, but Ba Di's goods cost him nothing!
The entire moon had millions of tons of Helium-3 for him to take freely; it only cost him time!
There was no way he could bet his entire fortune!
A hint of ruthlessness flashed in Piers's eyes.
Fine, let him buy it all. I'll just rob him later. Without a space system, where could he hide 50,000 pills anyway?
He was a space system himself. So what if Ba Di and David were tough? He could still snatch whatever he wanted!
Piers turned his head away and stopped bidding altogether.
Ba Di smirked triumphantly: (︶ٹ︶*) "Sell to me! He's out of money, he..."
But Jiangnan looked a bit hesitant. He really wanted that island and the spirit ruin too.
(◕ˇกˇ◕) "Ahem~ As a community of shared destiny for humanity, I think we should still be inclusive and understanding, right? I can't just let one party buy up everything and leave the other with no way out!"
"How about we split it half and half? The extra offers you both made have me pretty tempted, hehe~"
[From Piers: Resentment +1000!]
[From Ba Di: Resentment +1000!]
Just a moment ago, he said he'd sell to the highest bidder, and now after they raised the price, he suddenly cared about shared destiny?
He just wanted to milk them for more money!
But neither of them wanted to keep bidding. No matter how Jiangnan played it,
there was one core thing: the Rabbit Spit pill was only available from him. It was a necessity and a monopoly. Jiangnan could charge whatever he wanted!
He could even choose not to sell at all. With the pills in his hand, he could say whatever he liked!
Even though they were getting screwed royally, they still paid up on the spot.
And so, Jiangnan smoothly became Island Lord Jiang and Spirit Ruin Lord Jiang!
Piers snorted coldly. Once he analyzed the composition of the Rabbit Spit pill, he'd break Jiangnan's monopoly!
Meanwhile, Ba Di had turned into a toolman, sitting on the ground frantically extracting Helium-3!
He even made his own high-pressure iron gas cylinders. How convenient!
The only problem was his face was a bit dark.
With that, every faction had bought a sufficient quantity of pills, except for Ba Di, who was still extracting gas.
Everyone was about to head back and prepare for battle!
But Jiangnan hastily called out.
(ﾟ口ﾟ)ﾂ "Hey hey hey~ Don't go yet!"
"Don't just fixate on the pills; the other treasures are pretty great too!"
"For example, this Little Black Garlic, and the Dance-Off Grenade!"
The people who were about to leave were immediately drawn to the other treasures!
Piers in particular zeroed in on the Infernal Evil Wind.
This stuff had a notorious reputation in the United States. If he could buy it to deal with the One-Eyed Army, it might have an unexpectedly good effect!
(◞•︠ˍ•︡)☛ "How much for the Poop Bomb?"
Jiangnan: !!!
(งᵒ̌dishᵒ̌)ง "The hell it's a Poop Bomb!"
"This is the Diamond Giant Durian! If it doesn't stink, I don't charge a cent!"
"One piece is only 100,000! Press the stem and it's totally insane!"
At that moment, Qian Benying's little hand moved so fast over the vendor cloth that it left afterimages as she frantically scooped durians into the alternate dimension!
Having once used it to blow up the top brass of the Jingming Sect, Qian Benying knew exactly how insane this thing was!
100,000 each? And she could get reimbursed for it? Why not buy?
(ૢ⁼ꇴ⁼) "This money? Today, Rich Lady Ying lets you earn it!"
Even Piers excitedly joined the shopping spree!
Jiangnan even more so directly started shouting with passion!
ꉂꉂ(˃᷄mouth˂᷅๑)
"Can't win? Drink some Dali! Blow their brains out their butts!"
"Badly hurt and dying? No fear! Eat a Ginseng and you won't kick it!"
"Whirlwind Extreme-Speed Slippers, for running away and escaping, they're the fix!"
As he spoke, he slipped on a pair of Extreme-Speed Slippers, his legs turning into a blur as he shot off at an astonishing speed!
ﾚ(ὅ～ὅ;)ﾍ=З=З=З
Instantly hitting four times the speed of sound, he circled the square once and returned to his original spot!
He fired a Void Chain that wrapped around his own waist, anchoring into the void, and drifted in place like burning rubber!
Before the crowd could recover from their shock,
Jiangnan pulled out a Dance-Off Grenade and directly tossed it at Ba Di, who was still extracting gas!
"Fighting is not as good as dancing! Even Dao Heaven can be controlled!"
Ba Di: ???
Before he could react, a burst of colorful electric light erupted, enveloping him. An uncontrollable urge to dance surged from the depths of his heart!
He immediately started dancing on the spot!
One hand pointing to the sky, the other to the ground, frantically shaking his head and swaying his hips!
┌(‧̣̥̇இmouthஇ)┘
And he couldn't help but sing along!
ヾ(థbenefitథゞ) "Everybody clap your hands with me, hi hi hi~"
ヾ(;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)ﾉ "Oh~ Everybody, I want you to hi hi hi~"
The people around all looked at Ba Di with disgust, but their eyes were also shining bright!
What kind of treasure was this? It could even control a Dao Heaven for three seconds?
In a battle between top experts, three seconds was enough to do a lot of things!
At this moment, Ba Di's face was red as a tomato. Didn't he have any dignity left?
[From Ba Di: Resentment +1000!]
Don't just use me as a test subject, damn it! He never should have come here!
He was fooled by David's evil. The proud reputation of Pandora's Box was all ruined!
But Ba Di didn't dare do anything to Jiangnan. His psychological trauma hadn't healed yet!
Meanwhile, Jiangnan started performing the Scallion Sword Dance!
Holding two Giant Scallion Holy Swords, he swung them wildly!
⋌(˵ಡ‿ಡ˵)⋋ "Nah~ Li Dali! Dali Dali~ Dali lili sao ding dang cat!"
As soon as he shouted the incantation, the two Giant Scallion Holy Swords charged up almost instantly and slashed out, exploding into a flurry of green onion blossoms!
Two colossal green sword qi descended with heaven-rending might, slashing straight toward Wu Zang!
Wu Zang was stunned. A scallion could actually slash out sword qi?
He gripped his blade and countered. The two sword qi exploded in mid-air!
The scattered sword qi still carved hideous deep marks into the square!
Amidst the flying green onion petals, Jiangnan's smile was radiant!
(๑•̀ꇴ•́)و "Scallions can slash sword qi too! Sword qi spans three thousand meters!"
"What are you waiting for? So many treasures, aren't you going to pick one?"
At this moment, Bai Kou, Wu Zang, and the others all swallowed hard.
It was impossible to say they weren't tempted!
Whether it was strength, speed, attack, recovery, or control, Jiangnan had all kinds of treasures for sale here!
They would definitely play a significant role in battle!
And compared to the million-dollar sky-high price of the Rabbit Spit pill, the prices of these treasures were practically giving them away!
So they all started pulling out their money to buy!
Qian Benying, spending public funds, had gone absolutely crazy buying! Having followed Jiangnan for so long, she already knew how to use some of these things!
Even the stingy Salman and Saipan spent money to buy a batch of slippers!
Grenades, ginseng, Dali 1.0, and such were selling like hotcakes!
Even Wu Zang couldn't resist stepping forward to buy a few bundles of scallions!
Not for any other reason, but because the power of the Scallion Holy Sword's sacrificial technique was closely related to the level and spirit energy of the user!
Now that Jiangnan was using it, the power was incomparable to before!
If someone of Wu Zang's level used it, who knew how terrifying the power would be!
Jiangnan even told Wu Zang that the Scallion Holy Sword required a specific sword technique and incantation to use!
He let him learn it himself, not trying to trick him!
Wu Zang's face went dark.
(̿▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿̿メ) "Can I still return it now?"
What kind of embarrassing sword technique and incantation was this? How could you even recite it out loud?
Meanwhile, Big stood off to the side dryly, not stepping forward to pick any treasures.
Jiangnan grinned: (ಡωಡ) "What's wrong? Nothing catches your fancy?"
Big turned his head: (hookbenefithookꐦ) "Hmph! Mind your own business!"
Jiangnan rolled his eyes. This old man was still being tsundere?
But Jiangnan still walked over, slung an arm around Big's shoulder, and secretly slipped him a mouse biscuit!
"Sell this to you! 1 million! It gives you the ability to grow 100 times larger for one hour!"
"How about it? Worth it, right? I usually don't sell such good treasures, but since I caught one of your Wind Blowing Chickens, I'll make an exception and sell you one!"
Big was stunned: "Can make someone grow a hundred times bigger? You serious? Not lying to me?"
His own ability was already giantification. If he could become even bigger...
At that thought, Big swallowed hard.
Jiangnan rolled his eyes: "Tch~ Take it or leave it. Like I care about your little bit?"
Big gritted his teeth. Fine, he'd buy it! If it really worked, the boost to him would be enormous!
1 million it is, then!