Chapter 1508: The Pot Calling the Kettle Black?

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Chapter 1508: The Pot Calling the Kettle Black?

With so many bigwigs from various countries present, don’t bring that up, okay?
I, Qian Benying, need to save face!
This girl absolutely does not want to be a Dao Heaven rank and have people point at her with disgust, saying, “This girl is so dirty, she even had an accident in her pants!”
[Rage value from Qian Benying +1000!]
Even though she was angry, she still happily accepted ten thousand Rabbit Spit pills!
Her heart was warm!
That bad guy Jiang Yan might not say it, but he still remembers this girl’s goodness in his heart!
“Shoo, shoo, shoo! Don’t delay me from making my small money!”
Only then did Qian Benying let go of her palm and wipe it on her little skirt. “Aren’t you going to show me around… Ugh… ugh yue~”
Σ_(꒪ཀ꒪」∠)_
Before she could finish speaking, Qian Benying almost vomited. Jiang Nan’s face was full of horror!
(☍口⁰。) “What are you doing? You… ugh—who the hell opened a Diamond Giant Durian? Didn’t I say not to use it in public? It…”
But everyone frantically shook their heads, focusing their gaze on the approaching Salaman and Saipan, hiding as far away as possible!
That smell like rotting corpses was exactly what the two of them were emitting!
Jiang Nan: !!!
Good heavens! So they really did end up inhaling the smell of human flower farts back at the Flower Field Base?
However, the two were completely unaware!
Salaman looked at Jiang Nan with a fierce expression. “I knew it was you who stole our spacesuit reserves! You simply…”
Jiang Nan pinched his nose and said impatiently!
˚‧º·(˚˃̣̣̥᷄ก˂̣̣̥᷅)‧º·˚ “Stop wasting time with nonsense, hurry up! If you want to buy pills, pay up!”
“If you’re not buying, then return your spacesuits. It’s only thirty sets, isn’t it? Don’t affect my business!”
“Or we can just fight it out. If you two can walk out of this Triumph Square, I’ll admit defeat!”
Before Salaman and Saipan could finish speaking, they were shut down. Rage value refreshed crazily!
Jiang Nan naturally had no good expression for Fanguo. Back then, the entanglement with the Brahma Society at the Western Frontier border caused no small losses!
Salaman and Saipan had a belly full of anger with nowhere to vent, but facing Jiang Nan and Hua Xia’s dominance, they could only swallow their broken teeth.
They spent 3 billion to buy three thousand pills from Jiang Nan!
Then they left harsh words: “Just wait, your glory is only temporary. Bases like this, our Fanguo can also build!”
“We just need a suitable partner!”
Jiang Nan: (・᷄ὢ・᷅) “Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, yes! Everything you say is right!”
[Rage value from Salaman +777!]
Salaman said unwillingly, “I wonder if any of you want to cooperate with our Fanguo? Opportunity not to be missed. If you want to cooperate with us later, the price won’t be the same!”
However, whether it was Bai Kou, Big, or Qian Benying, none of them were moved.
Saipan was still unwilling and went around persuading one by one!
But before she could get close, Wu Zang was about to draw his sword to cut her. Bai Kou completely ignored her. Big was annoyed and raised his fist to smash Saipan!
Yet Saipan still didn’t give up, waiting for Maple Leaf Country and Mi Guo to arrive.
See if these two might have a chance!
Not long after, Piers, wearing a spacesuit, suddenly appeared in the square!
Lan suddenly widened her eyes!
(๑ὅ口ὅ)☛ “Ah! Where did you get your spacesuit? I clearly took all of them to keep for you!”
Then she ran to Jiang Nan with a guilty face, lowering her little head!
(。ᵒ̴̶̷~ᵒ̴̶̷) “Sorry, Brother Jiang Nan! It’s Lan who didn’t complete the task you entrusted to me!”
Jiang Nan felt so sorry for her~
(。ớ₃ờ)ھ “Good Lan Lan! Don’t be afraid. Next time, we’ll take them more cleanly!”
Piers was furious: “You still want a next time? I…”
Jiang Nan half-opened his eyes: (≖д≖ꐦ) “I what? Don’t you want to buy Rabbit Spit pills anymore?”
Piers swallowed his words halfway, then his gaze fell angrily on Winnie!
“You…”
Winnie was furious: (#)ὅ口ὅ) “Stinky old Piers! You useless piece of trash! Coward! You sold out your teammate! Not human!”
“If not for you, how could I have been forced into this situation? You traitor! Bah!”
After cursing, she slipped behind Jiang Nan, trembling like a sieve!
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Piers: ???
I haven’t even called you a traitor yet, and you’re scolding me first?
When did I ever sell out a teammate? Clearly, you were doing a mission and ended up betraying yourself!
Piers, suppressing his anger, was about to speak!
Then the ground beneath the square turned to sand!
The figures of Dazet and Bati suddenly appeared, also frozen like dogs!
At this moment, Bati and Jiang Nan’s eyes collided and tangled in the air!
(͡°ʖ̯͡°)━☆━(ଵᯅଵ‧̣̥̇)
With just one look, Bati’s face turned white as if powdered with flour!
In his mind, he couldn’t help recalling that day’s experience—struggling repeatedly in suffocation and beatings, the great terror of hovering between life and death!
He quickly turned sideways and tilted his head, his body uncontrollably trembling, skeletal muscles quivering!
A smile curled at the corner of Jiang Nan’s mouth!
(˶‾᷄⁻̫‾᷅˵)
Not bad effect! The area of Bati’s psychological shadow is almost bigger than the Moon Eye!
Seeing Bati come over, Piers also had no good expression.
After all, the two sides had dismantled each other at the beginning.
Piers let out a sneer: “Bati? What are you trembling for?”
Bati glared at Piers!
(٥`д´) “I—I’m cold, shivering from the cold, can’t I? The hell do you care?”
Space around Piers twisted!
(ꐦ◞•᷅д•᷄) “The hell are you talking to?”
Bati’s expression fierce: (°᷄益°᷅ꐦ) “You asked for it, right?”
As he spoke, helium-3 gas condensed around him!
The atmosphere was tense!
Then Jiang Nan suddenly stood up, picked up the small stool under his butt, took two steps forward, and coughed lightly twice!
╧╧٩(ꐦ°᷄д°᷅)☛ “You two…”
Piers’s eyes widened sharply!
(‧̣̥̇◞⚆ɞ⚆) “Oh, shi…”
Before he could finish, he suddenly disappeared, already teleporting 100,000 meters away!
And beside him, Bati reacted even faster—with a sound of “Ah!!!”
“Boom boom boom…”
レ(థ益థ‧̣̥̇)ヘ=З=З=З
Eight consecutive sonic booms sounded, air rings expanding. Bati, like a hypersonic missile, rushed out of the Silver Moon force field at astonishing speed, disappearing in an instant!
Jiang Nan: ╧╧٩(ꐦ°᷄ࡇ°᷅)୨ “…Don’t argue?”
At this moment, the scene was dead silent. Everyone looked in astonishment at the two who disappeared from the field at light speed within a thousandth of a second!
Do they have to be so fast, damn!
Is Jiang Nan’s power really that great?
Qian Benying swallowed a mouthful of saliva!
"(º▿º*) “I know Piers, you had your head broken open—I was there…”
“Did you also open Pandora’s Box? When did that happen?”
Jiang Nan’s eye twitched: (。・ˇ~ˇ・) “A couple of days ago…”
“My damn legs were numb from sitting. I got up to move to another spot. What are you two running for? You still buying pills or not? Hey! Come back?”
At this moment, the personnel stationed at Silver Moon City only had awe left in their eyes as they looked at Jiang Nan!
One stand-up scared away two Dao Heaven rank powerhouses? And both were top-tier figures!
What kind of intimidation is this?
Xia Yao snickered: (˵ಡლಡ˵) “Maybe both of them have contracted Nan Shen trigger syndrome?”
Big sneered: “What’s there to run? With this psychological quality? Aren’t they embarrassing us Dao Heaven rank powerhouses?”
“Really can’t be worse? Can they be any more trash? Just a Diamond rank, and you two have completely lost the demeanor of experts!”
Even Salaman and Saipan had contemptuous expressions!
“With them in this state? It seems our Fanguo should also consider whether to really cooperate with those two countries!”
Dazet rolled his eyes!
You really haven’t been beaten black and blue!
Then Dazet smiled ingratiatingly!
(‧̣̥̇・᷄ㅂ・᷅) “Buy! Of course buy! I’ll go call them back now!”
Before long, the two returned, but they couldn’t save face, their old faces blushing!
Bati sneered: “Look at your wretched appearance, a dignified space-type Dao Heaven! Ran faster than anyone! Just now you must have teleported a million meters or so?”
Piers’s face reddened: “I spit! Who ran? I just suddenly remembered I left my house key at home. I went back to get it! What’s it to you?”
Lan pulled at Jiang Nan’s sleeve!
(・᷄~・᷅)っ “Eh? Brother Jiang Nan? Does a space-type need to use a key to open the door to go home?”
Jiang Nan: (͡°ก͡°) “Shh~ shh! This is him making an excuse, generally pretending some reason to escape reality. This is a common tactic we adults use. Learn from it!”
Lan nodded: (ಡ.̫ಡ) “Lan remembers. I’ll copy it into my notebook when I go back!”
Piers: !!!
You two are enough! I still need this old face!
“And you’re talking about me? You also ran! Eight times the speed of sound? Even when your wife was giving birth, I bet you didn’t run that fast!”
Bati red-faced and glared: “Was that running? I was cold and exercising, warming up by running. What’s wrong? Even if I ran, I only got 70,000 meters away! You damn near went halfway around the moon, didn’t you?”
Piers said angrily: “Bullshit! Which half circle? Not even close! You…”
Qian Benying: (≖_≖)
These two should stop pot calling the kettle black, okay?
Jiang Nan shouted: (ꐦ°᷄口°᷅) “Enough! Did I ask you two to come here to argue? Both of you shut up!”
With one shout, the two immediately shuddered and fell silent!
Then Jiang Nan took out a large basket of Rabbit Spit pills and plopped it on the ground!
(ꐦ°᷄д°᷅)☛ “Pills! Buy them for me!”
Piers: (◞◔‸◔ิ◟) “How much?”
Bati: (′◔‸◔`) “Any discount?”
At this moment, everyone looked in astonishment at the now docile Piers and Bati!
Wow! Nan Shen is this effective?
One yell and all quiet?
To have a street stall to this degree—there’s no one else like it?
Beside him, Qian Benying looked at Jiang Nan with little stars in her eyes!
˚₊*(ˊॢO̶̶̷̤.̫O̴̶̷̤ˋॢ)*₊˚
Wow~ that bad guy was a bit domineering just now!
If he had confessed to me just now or something, I might have accidentally agreed!
Then Jiang Nan crossed his arms: “The other sides have almost bought enough. Finally, another 50,000 pills! You two can split them yourselves!”
“The rest our Hua Xia keeps for our own use!”
Before Bati could speak, Piers immediately said: “I’ll take all of them!”
As he spoke, he took out a computer from the Alternate Dimension to pay, but Bati got anxious!
“Bullshit! You take all of them? What will we eat? Half each!”
And the smile on Jiang Nan’s face at the stall gradually deformed!