Chapter 1496: Considered Dead, I Guess
In just that short time, brother-in-law had been teleported by Jiangnan into the lunar sea!
And under Vinnie's ability, everyone in Jiangnan's team had been reduced to dust-sized bodies!
The moment they were teleported into the Sand Sea Ark, they saw Dazette's big face right in front of them, going "du du du"!
Spit flying everywhere!
It scared Jiangnan and his team so much they almost threw a small stool at him!
But luckily, Dazette didn't notice Jiangnan and the others at their dust level!
He scratched his head in confusion and went to guard the entrance like a wide-mouthed bottle, looking for his brothers!
Wang Dalei chuckled slyly.
(΄◞ิ▿◟ิ‵) "Uncle Jiang's got some serious power, huh? Actually gave him South God Trigger Syndrome? No wonder he didn't dare come back to cause trouble!"
Jiangnan planted his hands on his hips!
"Do you think my small stool's for nothing? There hasn't been a head it couldn't crack yet!"
"But saying it's a 'syndrome' in your mouth sounds so weird!"
"It's South God Post-Traumatic Stress Response Syndrome! What the heck is 'Trigger Syndrome'?"
"Shh~ Keep it down, don't get caught. If we go head-to-head, we'll probably be one-shotted!"
After all, Buddy's helium flash was seriously insane, and after losing last time, he'd definitely be on guard.
Jiangnan didn't want to disturb Buddy for no reason, so he quickly went to steal the space suits.
The Maple Leaf Country hadn't sent many people this trip—less than a thousand even.
They didn't bring many space suits either, and the people inside the Sand Sea Ark weren't wearing any.
Jiangnan snatched them all in one go, left a little note, then teleported again.
He swapped brother-in-law back into the Sand Sea Ark.
Then he teleported to the ground base, had Lan use the space cube to strip the uniforms off the duty squad, and drove away!
I left, just as I came lightly.
Waving my hand, not taking a single cloud.
Just taking all the space suits with me...
Not long after Jiangnan's group left, a scream like a pig being slaughtered came from the Sand Sea Ark's storage room!
It startled everyone into rushing over!
Dazette and Buddy's hearts tightened too!
They hurried over to check!
The storage room was completely empty, and brother-in-law was covered in frost, curled up and shivering!
(❆இжஇ❆)…
Dazette was stunned: Σ(°Д° "Brother-in-law? What the heck did you do in that short time? Fall into an ice cellar or something?"
Brother-in-law shivered: (❆థжథ❆) "What if I told you I went to the lunar sea?"
Dazette rolled his eyes! "Nonsense! How could you in a fart's time..."
Before he could finish, shouts rang out!
(@[]@!!) "Damn! Where are our space suits? Not a single one left? What's going on?"
(ʘ̅дʘ̅๑)!!! "Did we get robbed? We need space suits to fight the One-Eyed Species and explore Tongcheng's lunar sea!"
"Without space suits, this Sand Sea Ark is just a living coffin!"
"Look! There's a note here!"
Someone quickly picked up the note and handed it to Buddy!
Meanwhile, screams came from the ground station too!
"What the hell! Lord Dazette, our space suits were all stripped off by something! Only left us in shorts!"
"You have to come see this! What's going on?"
Dazette's face was extremely dark. This was clearly a targeted move against Maple Leaf Country!
Who could sneak into the Sand Sea Ark so silently and steal all the space suits without anyone noticing?
By then, Buddy had already opened the note!
It read a big line:
"Man proposes, Heaven disposes! No clothes, what are you gonna do?
Be good and focus on infrastructure, or else you'll get hit by the Great Nan!
I'll crack your skull in two!"
╧╧٩(ꐦ°᷄д°᷅)凸～Hmm?
(‧̣̥̇͡⚆口͡⚆‧̣̥̇) "Ah!!!"
Buddy screamed as if burned, throwing the note away and retreating to the corner of the storage room!
Dense uranium-235 pellets flew out, circling Buddy!
His chest heaved violently, face pale, sweat pouring down!
(❍ฺᯅ❍ฺlll) "It's... it's Jiangnan! He came? He tracked us here?"
"Come out! If you've got the guts, come out! Stop with these sneaky tricks! Believe I'll blow you away? Don't you dare come near me!"
As he spoke, the uranium-235 pellets glowed with blazing heat, seemingly ready to trigger a nuclear fission reaction at any moment!
Dazette was startled and quickly stepped in to calm Buddy!
(›´ω`‹٥) "Don't... don't get excited. Looking at the situation, Jiangnan should have already left!"
"Don't do anything rash!"
If he set off a big one inside the Sand Sea Ark, this base would be wiped out instantly!
Buddy swallowed hard, his expression changing drastically!
Sneaking into the base silently, stealing all the space suits, then leaving without a trace!
This kind of skill was terrifying! If he wanted to take me out, couldn't he just wait until I was asleep and hit me again?
This... this is the terror of a space-type?
Can't sleep! Absolutely can't sleep anymore!
[From Buddy: Resentment Value +1000!]
[From Buddy...]
At this moment, Dazette also looked annoyed. Without space suits, their movements were restricted; they could only huddle in the ark!
Even if Buddy could produce oxygen, without space suits, they couldn't sustain long-term space operations!
No matter how capable Buddy was, he couldn't just conjure up complex space suits out of thin air!
This operation was absolutely ruthless!
Meanwhile, everyone stared at Buddy in shock!
Even if it was a note from Jiangnan, why was Brother Buddy reacting so strongly?
A diamond-ranked space-type, how scary could he be?
Thinking back to Buddy's sleep talk and Jiangnan's signature stool cracking heads...
(๑ŐдŐ) Hiss~
Could Jiangnan be that "Dad"?
...
Back at the interstellar city, the Sand Sea Ark was flooding with resentment values!
Jiangnan, cackling, led the team to the nearby Red Bay!
Seeing the Van Guo flower field base covering tens of thousands of meters, everyone was stunned!
"Hoo~ As expected of Van Guo, parasitized by the mother vine. They sure know how to do it! Let's go! Don't hesitate, charge straight in!"
Jiangnan repeated his previous operation without a second thought, leading the team in micro-dust form straight into the rot bubble membrane!
But within three seconds!
Jiangnan and his team rushed out, all with terrified expressions, kneeling and coughing hard, tears streaming from the stench!
Σ_(꒪ཀ꒪」∠)_
"Ugh~ Ughh! Stinky! Can people really live in this base?"
"Ptoo! Even after enduring the durian pulp's poison, we can't handle this rotting corpse gas smell!"
It smelled like the stench of decaying corpses—way too intense!
Jiangnan wiped his tears!
(｡•́益ก̀｡) "I underestimated it! Let's wear the space suits!"
Everyone never expected that they'd been roaming around in shorts and short sleeves, even walking on the moon without space suits!
But entering Van Guo's flower field base actually required wearing them!
Fully protected, they charged into the flower field base!
Five minutes later, the team rushed out and headed straight for the Eagle Country's Sky Curtain Base, also in Red Bay!
Not long after, a furious roar came from the flower fields!
O(▼皿▼メ;)O "Who the hell! Who was it! Saiban! Come out~"
"Our space suits are gone! We only brought 30 combat space suits! What are we going to wear outside?"
...
At the Sky Curtain Base, after Piers' revenge operation, it had been damaged!
But after repairs, the losses weren't too severe. By now, Big was still thinking!
Since the Goose Country route wasn't working, they'd have to target Hua Xia!
Should they join forces with Mi Guo and Maple Leaf Country to pressure Hua Xia into giving up the Star Gate usage rights?
He wondered how the Eagle Nest Bureau's operation went, if they got the One-Eyed Species data!
He was planning to go to the interstellar city to lobby when he heard a massive explosion from the north side of the base's supply depot, along with the roar of battle!
Big was shocked!
What's happening? Someone attacking the Sky Curtain Base again?
He rushed over frantically!
By then, Jiangnan and his team had returned to normal size!
They were held up by Eagle Country's garrison!
Jiangnan never expected the depot manager here to be a telekinesis-type!
As soon as he stole the space suits from the warehouse, he was locked on by telekinesis and forced to reveal himself!
And that depot manager was none other than Data Emperor Sean!
They had encountered each other during the academy exchange tournament—he was pretty strong, but still Jiangnan's loser!
He just didn't expect Sean to come to the moon this time, reaching Diamond Two!
The moment Sean saw Jiangnan, his eyes turned red!
(｡･ˇ益ˇ･) "Jiangnan! It really is you! I knew it!"
"Tell me! Where did my master Lance go? He disappeared after participating in the Lantis underwater war!"
"There's no news of him anywhere! Where is he?"
Jiangnan glared: (｀ε´O) "We'll talk about that later. Hey~ Don't you still owe me a secret silver greatsword?"
"You lost in the bet during the competition! You only gave me nine, you still owe me one!"
Beside him, Xia Yao and Zhong Yingxue were speechless!
Your memory is seriously good! That was ages ago!
And you still remember?
Sean's face turned green!
(̿▀̿益▀̿̿)̄ "Still want the greatsword? My master's gone! What greatsword am I supposed to give you?"
"Where's my master Lance? You must know where he is, right?"
Jiangnan twitched his mouth: (꒪ͦก꒪ͦ) "Lance? I don't know where he is either. I only know he's bound by the law of intellectual stupidity conservation!"
"In a sense, I guess he's considered dead?"
He got knocked stupid by Miyazaki. Who knows where he's wandering now?
Sean: ???
What the hell does "considered dead" mean?
At that moment, a large group of Eagle Country's knight legion surrounded Jiangnan and the others!
But Jiangnan had no intention of leaving, because he noticed many people were still wearing space suits!
He had to finish the job cleanly!
Beside him, Wang Dalei was scanning around excitedly!
A gentle breeze passed, and Nini, dressed in a flowing white skirt, rushed over in a hurry!
(๑ớ～ờ) "What's going on here? An enemy attack?"
But in that one glance, she saw Wang Dalei!
In that moment, their eyes met in the air, colliding~
(๑ᵒ̶̶̷̀ω˂̶́)━☆━(ᵒ̴̶̷ωᵒ̴̶̷ʃƪ)