Chapter 1495: Tragic Childhood?
Mila and Lan completed their base-stealing mission and came hopping back hand in hand!
(ง⁼̴ꇴ⁼̴)ว(งᵔᗜᵔ)ว
Lan was humming a song the whole way. A spacesuit costs over thirty million, and she'd kept so many of them safe for them?
So she was a little rich girl now?
But the moment they got back, they saw Jiang Ju Nan rolling around on the ground frantically, smoke pouring from his seven orifices, howling in agony?
The two little ones were dumbfounded. What was going on now? Where was everyone else?
The next second, a spatial wormhole opened right on Jiangnan's left kidney area!
Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao dragged the misbehaving Weini out from inside!
Lan: (*ﾟﾛﾟ)
Mila: ∑(°mouth°๑)
Their worldviews were directly shaken. Jiangnan Gege must not be human—maybe he was an ancient god, or something like a mecha?
At the moment, Weini was charred black all over, her face filled with terror!
Trapped inside Xia Yao's Polar Day Cloud Vortex, her skills were completely sealed, and now she couldn't even escape!
Jiangnan reverted to normal size, his tiger teeth grinding until sparks flew, his eyes glowing red!
Weini shuddered: ୧(⁎҉☍ᯅ⁰⁎҉)୨ "I-I didn't mean to enter your body! It was that apple you ate! Can't we talk this out? I-"
Jiangnan lunged forward in one swift move!
(ꐦ°᷄⥎°᷅) "Special Technique: Human Expansion Technique • Physical Puffing!"
"Bam bam bam!"
A rapid series of punches rang out as Jiangnan's fists landed on Weini like raindrops!
Dust flew everywhere, and Weini's wails echoed far into the distance!
What the heck is "Physical Puffing"?
So the "Human Expansion Technique" just means beating someone until they swell up?
If you want me to get bigger, I can do it myself! There's no need for such extreme methods!
୧(#)꒦ິ⌂꒦ີ(#)୨ "Wah~ Don't hit me anymore! I was wrong! Jiang Shenxian! Jiang Shuai Guo! Dream of 900 million beautiful girls, World's Strongest Diamond! Daddy!"
Weini curled up on the ground, covering her head, crying from the beating. Jiangnan was really going all out!
(｀⌒´メ) "Pah! I don't have such an unfilial daughter! What daughter spits in her father's stomach? No respect for elders!"
"Speak! Why were you inside that apple? How did you get into the God-Slaying Spell Array?"
Under Jiangnan's puffing beatdown, how could Weini dare to lie? Without even needing a Green Stick, she confessed everything!
Wang Dalei watched with shivers. She was even calling him daddy?
Wait, spitting isn't the main point, is it?
The main point is: why is the daughter inside the father's stomach? How are you so special?
And under torture and forced confession, Jiangnan finally learned that the Mi Guo also had a plan—to sneak into Silver Moon City and steal seeds?
Good thing Sister Bing Bing was one step ahead!
From that perspective, trashing their interstellar city wasn't such a bad deal, right?
...
The lunar rover sped across the Moon Sea, heading straight for Chenghai!
Weini's face was swollen like a bun, with a white halo on her head.
She had two rabbit ears and a Void Chain tied around her waist.
She was still crying, hugging a big basket, constantly spitting into her palm and rolling it into pills!
(O)༎ຶ3༎ຶ(O)₍___₎
After making one, she threw it into the basket and kept spitting.
There was already half a basket of rabbit-spit pills!
More than an hour had passed since that brutal beating.
Weini had been a spit princess the whole way.
She was terrified in her heart. This man was simply a devil!
She never should have come to the moon with him!
Now, just one glance at Jiangnan made her feel like she was about to pee her pants.
Little did she know, this was largely a side effect of the Rabbit Biscuit!
But the fear was real.
Jiangnan opened a spatial wormhole and stuffed another Rabbit Biscuit into Weini.
Then he smugly raised an eyebrow.
(๑◔ٹ◔ิ) "You like spitting so much, don't you? Then keep spitting! Once you've made enough rabbit-spit pills to ransom yourself back, I'll let you go."
"Don't think about running. You've got my mark on you. I can swap you back anytime and beat you three times as swollen."
"And don't expect Piers and Martin to save you. They can't even save themselves, you know?"
"Spit too slow? Beat you swollen! Disobey? Beat you swollen! Try to run? Beat you swollen! Got it?"
Seeing Jiangnan look at her, Weini trembled like a sieve, tears welling up in her eyes.
(#)☍﹏⁰(#)
He's so terrifying! This world is too dangerous!
I want to go home!
But faced with Jiangnan's threats, she could only obey obediently.
(#)ᵒ̴̶̷̥́～ᵒ̴̶̷̣̥̀) "Okay... Jiang Daddy. Little Wei is obedient. Don't hit me, okay?"
After being beaten three times as swollen, Weini had changed her tune.
Jiangnan smiled with satisfaction. Weini had become Timid Wei. She was so afraid of death and punishment that she wouldn't even have the courage to run away.
Super easy to control, right?
Where else could you find such a tool who can change size at will and spit when not needed?
This was just too convenient!
Jiangnan put on a fierce face.
(๑`^´๑) "Who told you to stop? Keep spitting!"
Weini: (O)꒦ິ3꒦ີ) "Spit, spit, spit~ Wah~ Spit~"
The effect of the Mouse Biscuit had worn off. The reason Jiangnan didn't turn into Jiang Bean Sprout was because Weini had enlarged him a hundred times.
He'd successfully exploited another bug! Ah, so nice!
[(yi◠yi๑) Damn it!]
They charged all the way to Chenghai, and Jiangnan saw the Maple Leaf Country base.
Although it had been wrecked by Piers earlier, only the surface part was destroyed.
Maple Leaf Country's Sand Sea Ark was still drifting in the endless quicksand, constantly changing position.
Even the above-ground base that Piers had demolished had been mostly repaired by Bati using atomic reorganization.
His ability was really perverted!
Wang Dalei grinned: "What's the plan for Maple Leaf Country? Still stealing spacesuits?"
Jiangnan smirked: "Of course! Simple destruction is useless against this guy Bati. We'll steal it all."
"No matter how perverted he is, he can't make something from nothing, right?"
Xiong Er slapped the ground: "Can't sense the Sand Sea Ark's position. The sand sea is too vast! No wonder they're not afraid of Hua Xia's revenge."
Jiangnan snickered: (՞ټ՞) "No matter how vast, it's not bigger than 100,000 meters!"
"Weini? What are you waiting for? Can't you read the room?"
Weini, tears in her eyes: (#)꒦ິ3꒦ີ) "Spit~"
(#)´༎ຶ⌂༎ຶ`)☛ "Extreme Micro Dust!"
She pointed her little hand at Jiangnan, and instantly he became smaller than a speck of dust, barely visible to the naked eye.
With a few teleports, he vanished without a trace, charging straight into Maple Leaf Country's surface base.
He casually landed on someone's shoulder, left a mark, and the person noticed nothing. Jiangnan had already returned.
All that was left was to wait.
Not long after, the duty personnel were about to switch shifts.
A group of fifty to sixty people first used radio to say something to Daizete, then leaped into the sand sea.
Controlled by Daizete, sand currents carried them deep into the sand sea.
This was the real base of Maple Leaf Country.
The base was shaped like a huge black streamlined iron shuttle, several kilometers long, almost completely sealed.
It moved endlessly with the sand currents.
The outer shell and all materials of the ark were manufactured by Bati on the spot, extracting elements from moon rocks.
Even the air inside was made that way.
As long as Bati was there, Maple Leaf Country's base could keep running.
The ark's gate opened for shift change.
The person Jiangnan had marked successfully entered the Sand Sea Ark.
That person then looked gossipy, ran over to Daizete, and whispered.
(ﾉ)◞ิ౪◟ิ) "Brother Te? Didn't you and Brother Bati go mess with the Star Gate or something? Why are you back so soon?"
"And why does Brother Bati look so listless since he came back? What did you guys run into?"
"One-Eyed Species?"
Daizete coughed lightly: (︶ก︶٥) "Ahem—well, don't ask about things you shouldn't."
The brother was full of curiosity, bumping Daizete's shoulder.
(￢౪￢) "Tsk~ We're not strangers. I've been your brother-in-law for years, you're my brother-in-law! Just give me a hint?"
Daizete was also bursting to talk.
He craned his neck and peeked into the room, saw Bati sleeping, then quickly pulled the brother close, looking mysterious.
(ﾉ)◔3◔ิ) "I'll tell you, but you can't tell anyone, okay? So the thing is—"
Before he could finish, a terrified scream came from inside the room.
(‧̣̥̇︶ᯅ︶‧̣̥̇۶)۶ "Ah~ No! Don't hit me anymore! I was wrong! I'm really wrong! You're my dad!"
"Give me a way out, please! This stool— ahh..."
Bati woke up with a start, flailing his arms in the air.
(‧̣̥̇͡⚆ᯅ͡⚆‧̣̥̇) Whew~
His face was pale, his expression terrified, and he was drenched in sweat as if pulled from water.
At that moment, many people stared at Bati in shock.
What's going on? Dao Heaven Seven Star Bati, what did he dream about to be so scared?
Calling someone "dad"?
And having nightmares?
Waking up to see everyone staring at him in disbelief, Bati's face turned red and then black.
(̿▀̿yi▀̿̿‧̣̥̇)̄...
This was just too much. He'd been beaten up earlier, and now he was still getting beaten in his dreams?
Seeing Bati's awkward expression, Daizete quickly smoothed things over.
(•́ก•̀٥) "Ahem—everyone, stop staring. Brother Bati actually had a very dark childhood. He was beaten by his father every day, leaving deep psychological scars."
"Even though Brother Bati is now at the Dao Heaven level, those wounds in his heart still linger."
"This is the eternal pain in Brother Bati's heart."
Hearing this, everyone felt a surge of pity and began comforting him.
Bati's expression softened a bit. Good brother!
But next time, could you come up with a better excuse? What the heck is "beaten by his dad"!
Daizete then turned around and whispered.
(ﾉ)ಡกಡ) "Shh—I'll tell you, that's not what really happened. When we went to Hua Xia to borrow the Star Gate, you have no idea! Bati got beaten badly by that kid Jiangnan! Eesh—"
"It was so— wait, what the? Where'd he go? Brother-in-law?"
Daizete looked blankly at the empty space beside him. He was just there a second ago?
Σ(°△°|||)?
No, no! I've got to tell someone else, or I'll go crazy holding it in!
Meanwhile, outside Chenghai, the brother-in-law suddenly appeared in the desolate Moon Sea.
(‧̣̥̇꒪ͦж꒪ͦ‧̣̥̇) "Brother-in-law? You just— hic— cough!"
His eyes bulged wide. He felt like he couldn't breathe, his face full of terror.
Where the hell is this?
Wasn't I just in the base?