Chapter 1491: Guarding the Moon! Lan Nan Has a Duty
What the heck, spitting?!
As soon as those words were spoken, everyone present stared at Jiangnan in horror!
"(ºДº*)
Is the task really that heavy?
What’s the connection between spitting and making spacesuits?
But without any explanation, Jiangnan directly pulled out a basket of rabbit biscuits and handed them out for everyone to eat!
At that moment, over a hundred timid rabbits appeared in the venue, each with a black face!
No instruction manual needed—they knew how to use it immediately!
What the heck, rabbit-spit pills?!
Someone immediately started spitting into their palm and rolling pills!
Jiang Tianchen: ☚(Ŏ口Ŏ|||) "Hey! What are you doing? A grown man over thirty, playing with spit in public? Aren’t you ashamed?"
That man looked completely innocent!
(。･᷄3･᷅) "B-but... this is how it’s done?"
As he spoke, he picked up the pill he had just rolled and ate it directly!
Sure enough, a passerby halo appeared on top of his head!
Jiang Tianchen’s eyes widened. He suddenly knew how Jiangnan and his group got their halos!
How could this be so magical?
Jiangnan’s expression turned serious: (◕ˇกˇ) "Ahem~ Don’t make pills in public like this! It’ll put psychological pressure on the brothers when they eat them!"
"This matter must be kept absolutely secret, got it? From now on, your job is to become emotionless human spit-makers!"
"Make sure every brother in Silver Moon City gets a rabbit-spit pill personally made by you, understand?"
The Moon Rabbit Legion shouted in unison: "Yes, Young Marshal Jiang!"
"Ah, spit, spit, spit, spit, spit~"
Jiang Tianchen covered his face. Although it sounded very official, why did it feel more and more wrong?
Jiangnan changed the subject: "But making millions of rabbit-spit pills in three days is still quite stressful!"
"Later, Uncle Jiang can pick new spit-makers to join the battle, but remember to keep the recipe a secret, got it?"
Jiang Tianchen was stunned: (◞•̌.•̑)ˀ̣ˀ̣ "Millions? Do we need that many?"
Silver Moon City only has a population of over a hundred thousand, right?
Jiangnan’s smile gradually twisted!
(˵ಡٹಡ˵) "Listen to me! Just do it—I have big plans for it!"
With that, he led the team to find Han Menglu, while Jiang Tianchen looked baffled.
…
In the meeting room, no one noticed the tiny, barely visible hole on one of the apples in the fruit bowl.
At that moment, Vini was lying on the hole, staring intently at the surveillance monitor!
(๐⁍̴̛︿⁍̴̛๐)…
The monitor displayed the situation at various bases in the Sea of Tranquility.
(๐･᷄～･᷅) "Hmm~ When will they open the barrier?"
As she spoke, she lowered her head and took another bite of the apple core, looking helpless.
She couldn’t steal the seeds, and she couldn’t go back either!
But then again, Silver Moon City had food and drink, and it was warm like spring, so there was nothing wrong with staying here.
She decided to slack off for a couple of days.
So she gnawed a bed out of the apple and took a nap!
Meanwhile, Jiangnan walked in!
(O'ω'O) "Sister Menglu? Open the barrier—I’m going out to cause some trouble~"
As he spoke, he casually grabbed an apple from the fruit bowl and took a big bite!
It was full of fruity aroma and juicy!
Han Menglu giggled: "I’ll open it for you. Travel safely!"
With that, she activated the God-Slaying Spell Array.
Jiangnan finished the apple in three bites, led the team to the garage, grabbed a lunar rover, and shot straight out of Silver Moon City!
…
Vini felt a violent shaking. Before she could even sleep for a moment, her house collapsed?
Had someone eaten the house?
In panic, Vini quickly ran out of the chewed apple pulp!
What she saw was a pinkish wall, with stomach acid below.
(•́ω•̀٥)…
Hmm, this person’s stomach seemed quite healthy, but clearly hadn’t eaten breakfast.
There was only one apple in the stomach!
Vini: !!!
That’s not the point! The point is that I’ve been eaten and am now inside someone’s stomach!
But then she heard voices from outside and quickly listened closely!
A lunar rover was speeding across the Sea of Tranquility!
At this moment, all of Jiangnan’s team had eaten rabbit-spit pills and had halos on their heads!
Wang Dalei was excited: (͡°͜ʖ͡°)✧ "Uncle Jiang? How are we going to do this? Which base should we hit first? I say we hit Eagle Country’s base first!"
"After all, their Falcon Bureau has been pretty unruly. Even if we run into their Dao Heaven, we won’t be afraid!"
"I will shatter the darkness with thunder—take down anyone who comes!"
Jiangnan’s mouth twitched. He just wanted to ask, what kind of "take down" are you talking about?
No wonder Big Thunder nephew was so eager—it wasn’t about Uncle Jiang, it was about Nicole, right?
(￢‸￢) "What are you in such a hurry for? They’re on the moon—they can’t run away. You always go for the hardest nuts first!"
"Let’s head to the Star City in America first, so they don’t come causing trouble at our Silver Moon City!"
Wang Dalei was stunned: "America? Piers and Martin are there. Isn’t that tough?"
Jiangnan grinned: ᕕ(•̀ω•́)୨ "No problem, I’ve beaten both of them before. I have experience. Just follow your Uncle Jiang!"
With that, the rover used teleport and wormholes, speeding toward the Sea of Serenity!
[From Vini’s Resentment +666!]
Jiangnan was surprised!
Vini? Wasn’t she the big, big, big one?
Why was she sending him resentment? Strange.
At this moment, Vini inside Jiangnan’s stomach was terrified!
Damn! The one who ate me was Jiangnan?
I’m inside Jiangnan’s stomach?
From what she heard, Wang Dalei was also with him!
They were going to Star City to cause trouble?
What should she do? What should she do?
If she went out the upper road, she’d run right into Wang Dalei—she, a mere Star Glory, would definitely be struck dead!
And Jiangnan wasn’t easy to deal with either!
What about the lower road?
Pfft! Never! No way!
But at least they had left the array. Still, this girl absolutely didn’t want to get out this way!
But since Jiangnan was going to Star City to cause trouble, it seemed she could only wait until they arrived before she had a chance to escape?
With Piers as a backup, her life would be safe!
Having made up her mind, Vini settled down inside Jiangnan’s body!
Hmph! You think I’m that easy to eat?
Now I can take your life anytime!
You want to cause trouble at Star City? This time, you’re going to fall flat!
[From Vini’s Resentment +1000!]
Jiangnan looked puzzled!
What the hell? She must be plotting something!
I need to be careful!
They arrived at Star City on the Sea of Serenity!
Jiangnan was stunned for a moment!
Σ(°Д° "Holy crap? They’re this messed up? How did that happen?"
Judging from the wreckage, Star City used to be quite large, but now it was only this big?
Wang Dalei looked eager!
"Uncle Jiang, just tell me the plan!"
His heart had already flown to the Eagle Country base!
Jiangnan grinned slyly: "Piers’ spatial abilities are pretty tricky, but no worries!"
"It’s not like we’re tearing down their house?"
Zhong Yingxue was curious: (∗❛ั◡❛ั) "Xiao Nan has a plan?"
Jiangnan looked mysterious and started pulling out equipment!
He took out two Teletubbies suits and handed them to Mila and Lan!
Both little girls were excited!
Mila: (Oᵒ̴̶̷◡ᵒ̴̶̷) "As long as it’s for Brother Jiangnan, Mila will do anything!"
Lan was already putting on the invisibility cloak!
٩(*´꒳`*)۶ "Another mission?"
Jiangnan cleared his throat: (͡°ก͡°) "Lan, you know what a spacesuit is, right? A specially made combat spacesuit, costing over thirty million just to make—worth a lot of money!"
At that moment, Lan’s big eyes turned into dollar signs, and she nodded wildly!
(๑$﹃$๑) "So? What do I need to do?"
Jiangnan grinned wickedly: (՞ټ՞) "You and Mila go invisible, sneak into Star City, and take all their spacesuit reserves! Every last one!"
"We’ll keep them safe for them, got it?"
Lan patted her chest excitedly: "Don’t worry, I’ll keep them safe!"
Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao stared at the two in disbelief!
What the hell is "keep them safe"?
Can’t you make stealing clothes sound any less refined?
Jiangnan’s expression turned serious!
(๑•̀◠•́)و "Remember! This isn’t stealing—we’re doing a good deed!"
"Without spacesuits, they can’t leave their base whenever they want, and they can’t go making trouble at other people’s bases!"
"They’ll have no choice but to stay in their base and build stuff—the moon will become peaceful!"
"We’re contributing to the peace of the moon and the future of humanity!"
Lan nodded repeatedly: (๐･᷄◡･᷅) "Guarding the moon! Lan Nan has a duty!"
Wang Dalei covered his face. He finally understood Uncle Jiang’s plan!
He wanted to confiscate all the spacesuits from every major base, making it impossible for them to cause trouble even if they wanted to!
How sneaky can you be?!
[From Vini’s Resentment +1000!]
This was just too sneaky!
Then Jiangnan began deploying his moon peace plan!
"Later, we’ll first do this, then that, then this—understand?"
Everyone nodded. Even Zhong Yingxue got excited. Was this the feeling of doing bad things?
It was... kind of addictive!
Lan was already at Gold rank now, with all her abilities very powerful!
Her combat strength was definitely not to be underestimated, and with Mila following her and the invisibility cloak hiding their bodies!
It was absolutely foolproof!
After the plan was laid out!
Everyone immediately started acting!
Wang Dalei transformed into lightning, slamming heavily into Star City’s nano-energy shield with the force of splitting the sky!
"Come out and fight! Fight!"
This sudden attack immediately triggered alarms in Star City!
Piers was startled!
Wang Dalei?
Had Vini and Martin’s operation been exposed, and the Chinese were coming to settle the score?
…
In the vine forest outside the God-Slaying Spell Array!
Martin crouched anxiously behind a leaf, looking worried!
The array had been opened once—why hadn’t Vini come out yet?