Chapter 1490: Isn't This the Same as Going to Die?

Chapter 1490: Isn't This the Same as Going to Die?

Li Bing covered her face!
Pfft!
When you came to find me, the scraped skin on your hands had already healed, okay?
Back when you were fighting bare-chested on the moon, injured to that ghostly state, you didn't scream about wanting immunoglobulin either!

Yang Jian coughed lightly, meaningfully hinting.
(͡°ก͡°) "Let's not talk about that for now. What do you think about the various countries pecking and squabbling with each other?"

Jiang Yue Rabbit scratched his head: (•︠～•︡)୨ "I'll just stand by and watch~"

At this moment, Yang Jian's expression was like someone who swallowed a huge steamed bun and couldn't get it down!
(︶ก︶٥) "Cough—no! I'm asking if you have any good ideas!"

Jiang Yue Rabbit shuddered!
O(っ☍﹏⁰C) "Me… what good ideas could I have? The people here are all super scary—they use nuclear explosions and talk harshly. I'm super scared of this place, okay?"

Yang Jian tilted his head and spat!
I spit, bah!
When you led the team teleporting to the moon and cutting people's solar panels, why weren't you scared then?
Now you're scared?

"Cough—why don't you go out for a spin? You don't have to do much—just cause a little trouble with them, do some bad things, that's enough, right?"
"Aren't you best at doing bad things?"
"This way, they'll be busy worrying about you instead of putting their energy into fighting each other!"
"From a big-picture perspective, you'd be doing a good thing!"

Jiang Yue Rabbit's eyes went wide as he slammed the table and stood up!
(๑ŏ⌂ŏ)シΣ┳━┳
"What? Let me go out and do bad things?"

Yang Jian nodded with full expectation.
Since you guys won't play by the rules, we have no choice but to release Jiangnan, right?

Jiang Yue Rabbit: (งᵒ̌⌂ᵒ̌)ง "Are you crazy? Am I not China's precious treasure anymore? Once I go out, Ba Di will definitely come find me and blow me to death!"
"Are you willing to let me go die? Before I surpass the limits of humanity, I'm not stepping outside!"

Yang Jian nearly coughed up a mouthful of old blood!
It would be a ghost if Ba Di could blow you to death. He hasn't come back to cause trouble for so long—he must be scared, right?
Is it really that necessary to be this afraid?
By the time you surpass human limits, you could wipe out the One-Eyed Army on your own, right?

Xia Yao snickered secretly: (˵ಡ▵ಡ˵) "This Jiangnan is obviously super strong, but he's excessively cautious~"

Wang Dalei urged!
ᕕ(•̀ω•́)୨ "What are you afraid of? With Uncle Jiang's fearsome reputation, as soon as you make a move, which country wouldn't shiver?"
"Abyss, Western Frontier, Lantis—the legend of Jiang the Devil has long been deeply rooted in people's hearts, right?"
"Besides, you're a Space System user. If you encounter danger, you can just teleport and run away. Who could catch you?"
"Pair you with a Dao Heaven level bodyguard—a solid top-tier setup. There's a 99.99% chance you won't be in life-threatening danger! This is authorized evil-doing! Uncle Jiang, won't you really consider it?"

Jiang Yue Rabbit slammed the table!
(๑•̀ﻌ•́)シΣ┳━┳
"99.99% no life-threatening danger? How is that any different from going to die?"
"Even with only a 0.01% chance of dying, it's still not safe!"
"No way, no way~"

Nightingale pressed her hand to her forehead. Does he have to be this cautious?
Where did that brave Jiangnan from before go?
(ﾉ)⇀‸↼) "And what about drinking water and accidentally choking to death? How do you calculate that?"

Jiang Yue Rabbit was shocked: =͟͟͞͞(๑òﻌóﾉ)ﾉ "What? Drinking water can also choke people to death? So dangerous! Damn it, this world is really too terrifying!"
"Ugh—maybe I shouldn't drink water for a while. But not drinking water would kill me too, right? Looks like I'll have to use a straw?"

Everyone looked at Jiangnan with expressions like he was about to go crazy.
That's it—this is already a useless Nan!

Yang Jian was also full of helplessness. Under these circumstances, releasing Jiangnan was indeed the best coping strategy.
But Jiangnan refused to go!

Seeing that Jiangnan seemed to be about to become obsessed, Xia Yao quickly pulled him to sit down.
(٥･᷄ㅂ･᷅) "It's okay, it's okay. Xiao Nan might have come down with a kind of intermittent cowardice syndrome. Give him some time to recover!"
"Once he does, he'll be clamoring to go!"

Jiang Yue Rabbit panicked: ٩(◦˃᷄﹏˂᷅◦)۶ "I'm not going! I'm not going! I'll die, okay! Big Wolf Flame, don't you love me anymore? Have you fallen for someone else?"
"You want to kill me, don't you! As expected, pretty girls are all scorpions at heart!"
"Tell me! Which handsome guy have you set your eyes on? I think you just want me dead so you can… mmph!"

Before he could finish, Xia Yao covered Jiangnan's mouth with her hand, stopping him from talking any further.
Pfft! What handsome guy would be more handsome than you?
There's absolutely no way!
Who knows how much longer the side effects of that rabbit biscuit would last?

Everyone looked at Jiangnan with speechless expressions.
How does he always end up with these strange and rare symptoms from the Nan?

The meeting still ended amidst the clamor.

And twenty-four hours after Jiangnan ate the rabbit biscuit…
A roar came from the dormitory area!
(ꐦ°᷄д°᷅) "Damn it! That Dao Heaven Seven punk got away? I was this close to killing him! Damn it!"
"Jiang Yue Rabbit, you delayed me!"
"A bunch of little brats dare to cause trouble in Silver Moon City, steal data, and plant bombs? I haven't messed with you yet, and you're already targeting me?"
"None of you keep your claws to yourselves, huh? Watch me make you pay a painful price right now!"

Jiangnan's roar echoed through the air.
At this moment, Jiangnan was standing on the windowsill, yelling loudly, face full of anger.
The rabbit biscuit's effect was actually to make him timid? That's terrifying!
It directly affects a person's personality and judgment?
Thinking about the rabbit biscuit's danger-prediction ability, becoming timid does make sense.
He can't randomly eat rabbit biscuits anymore!
That was too cowardly!
My Nan Shen's lofty image has completely collapsed!

(΄◞ิ︶◟ิ‵) "Hehehe~ Authorized to do evil? That's my favorite!"

At this moment, Zhong Yingxue had also recovered from her timid rabbit state.

Hearing Jiangnan's roar, Xia Yao was full of excitement. Was he going out to cause trouble?
She quickly called Jiangnan's team to assemble.
They went to find Yang Jian together.

"Let me go and reform them—make each family stay home, focus on construction, and prepare at full force for dawn!"

Yang Jian looked at Jiangnan with a confused expression.
(ˀ̣ˀ̣꒪꒫꒪) "Sick? You're better?"

Jiangnan's face darkened. "I'm better."

Yang Jian finally grinned. "Go ahead and do whatever you want, use whatever method you like. Just make them behave and stop causing trouble and fighting each other."
"Don't go too far, though. We still need their strength to fight the One-Eyed Army."

Jiangnan laughed slyly. "Don't worry. My ultimate wish is world peace."

Yang Jian nodded. "Come back anytime if there's danger. Are you just going with these few? I'm still a bit uneasy."
"I'd feel better sending a Dao Heaven level powerhouse as your bodyguard."

Jiangnan and the others said in unison:
(•̆₃•̆) "Not Chen Daoyi!"

Yang Jian: (≖_≖)…
He's still a Dao Heaven. Seeing you reject him like that will make him sad!

Just then, Wang Dalei burst into the room, raising his hand high!
(ﾟ口ﾟ)ﾂ "Me! I'll go! I'll definitely protect Uncle Jiang's safety!"

Jiangnan was stunned. Why was Nephew Big Thunder so proactive today?

In the end, they still brought Wang Dalei along.

The new tool-man, Xing Ye Chui, wasn't brought along. After all, Jiangnan was going door-to-door on this trip.
He was afraid that Qian Benying would find out and ask for him back—that would be a waste.

Before leaving, Jiangnan also went to find Jiang Tianchen.
They arrived at the production and manufacturing area together.

"Uncle Jiang, you said the spacesuit inventory was all destroyed, right?"

Jiang Tianchen looked troubled. (´-ι_-｀) "Yeah. We'll need spacesuits for dealing with the One-Eyed Army in many places. There's only a little over three days until dawn."
"Not nearly enough time to make many. By the way, how did you…"

Jiangnan grinned. "Don't talk about that for now. First, call all the workers who produce spacesuits over. I need to screen a batch of people—I have a task for them."

Jiang Tianchen was completely confused but quickly went to arrange it.

Nearly 500 people lined up neatly, all looking at Jiangnan with reverence.
Nan Shen!
This is a living legend, okay?

Jiangnan cleared his throat.
(｡･ˇกˇ･) "As everyone knows, the spacesuit inventory was destroyed, and we only have three days until dawn."
"Does everyone have the confidence to complete the task I'm about to assign in this time, to protect our brothers fighting on the front lines?"

Hearing this, everyone was stunned.
We'd like to, but…
Raw materials are insufficient, and the factory equipment is all destroyed. Even working around the clock for three days, we can't produce many!

Seeing everyone's confused expressions, Jiangnan smiled. "Just answer whether you have it or not!"

They exchanged glances and shouted in unison: "Yes!"

Jiangnan nodded in satisfaction. "Good! That's the spirit I want! Next, open your mouths—I need to check the hardware facilities."

The workers were all bewildered. Open mouths? What does that have to do with making spacesuits?
But they obediently complied.

Jiangnan hurried over, lifting each chin to inspect.
(´ﾟ口ﾟ)Σ(ଵ꒨ଵ|||)
"Wow—this brother has quite the breath! No, no, the stuff made from this wouldn't be edible!"
"Good heavens! You must smoke a pack a day, right? The tar stains are pretty bad. Not healthy at all. No thanks!"
"You, little miss, have fresh breath, but you've got a bit of a mouth ulcer? And your tonsils are inflamed? That won't do—if you catch a cold, it'll spread!"
"Oh? This little sister is good—so much saliva? It's dripping out already?"

Little sister's inner thoughts: Ah~ It's Nan Shen! He lifted my chin! So handsome~ Drool~
˚₊*(ˊॢO̶̶̷̤﹃O̴̶̷̤ˋॢ)*₊˚

Xia Yao: (≖_≖)…
Hey hey hey, she's just drooling because she's starstruck, right?
No need to guess what Xiao Nan is about to do!
Does he have to be this thorough?

Little did they know, Jiangnan had no choice. This batch of rabbit-vomit pills was for his own brothers to eat.
The exit environment needed to be healthy and hygienic.

Under Jiangnan's strict screening conditions, only a little over a hundred people passed in the end.

"Nan Shen? What task do you have for us?"

Jiang Tianchen was also confused. "Shouldn't it be better to have more people?"
And what kind of work requires checking the oral environment?

Jiangnan put his hands on his hips, looking solemn.
"The task is heavy! I need you to use all your lifelong learning in the shortest time possible to…"
"Spit!"

Jiang Tianchen: =͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪‧̣̥̇)
Wang Dalei: (-ι_-)…
Everyone: (•́ω•̀٥)?