# Chapter 142: There's a Watch in the Second Drawer on the Right
Jiangnan grinned!
Holy crap!
His advanced Blunt Brick Smashing skill wasn't for nothing, was it?
Had you ever seen a flying brick?
If it weren't for the lingering detection effect of the Hey Black Garlic, Jiangnan might not have discovered the sniper in time!
Otherwise, even someone like Jiangnan would have had a hard time dodging a shot like that!
After all, he didn't have precognitive abilities!
To make sure the brick could fly that far, Jiangnan had even activated his Blood Incineration!
Beside him, Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao stared at Jiangnan in shock!
Why had Jiangnan suddenly turned red?
And why was steam rising from his body?
What kind of new skill was this? They'd never seen it before!
Jiangnan: "Give me three minutes!"
With that, he teleported and shot toward the skyscraper at lightning speed!
Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao were both filled with worry.
Getting shot at by a sniper just walking home from school?
What the hell was going on?
Su He's expression turned extremely grim!
She hadn't expected Jiangnan to actually chase after her!
No time to hesitate!
Her body instantly scattered into a stream of water and escaped!
All that was left behind was a pile of clothes she'd just been wearing!
The next second!
Jiangnan's figure appeared on the rooftop of the skyscraper!
He only found a sniper who'd been knocked out by a brick!
And a pile of girls' clothes?
He couldn't help but rummage through them but found no identification.
"Tsk tsk tsk... Such a big girl, and she's still wearing Chibi Maruko-chan stuff?"
[From Su He: Resentment Value +1000!]
Jiangnan was startled?
She could still hear him talking?
That meant she hadn't gone far?
But no matter how much Jiangnan amplified his senses, he couldn't find Su He's figure.
"Hey hey hey! Weren't you trying to kill me? What's with hiding the moment you see me?"
"A girl like you, being so shy—how is that okay?"
Hidden in a water tower, having turned into flowing water, Su He gritted her teeth in rage!
She wanted to make a move!
But Jiangnan's teleportation meant that if he wanted to run, she couldn't catch him at all!
She absolutely couldn't confront him head-on!
Her secret weapon wasn't ready yet!
Jiangnan curled his lip and looked at the sniper again!
The guy's head was bleeding from being hit by Jiangnan's flying brick!
Jiangnan grinned, grabbed the man, and teleported away!
It took a full three minutes before Su He dared to come out!
She stealthily put on her clothes and gritted her teeth. "Where did that bastard take Biaozi?"
At that very moment, Times Square was packed with people!
Hanging from the statue of the Flying Celestial Maiden was a big guy stripped down to nothing but his boxers!
Biaozi slowly woke up, his head throbbing with pain.
A breeze blew past, and his body felt ice cold!
When he opened his eyes, his expression gradually turned to terror!
What the f*ck!!!
Old Man: "Holy crap! These young people! Holy crap!"
Old Woman: "I really don't get this performance art!"
"How did this guy get up on such a tall goddess statue?"
"Good son! Don't look! This guy's a pervert! Perverts are contagious!"
"Hello? 911? There's a pervert at Times Square! Come quick!"
[From Wang Biao: Resentment Value +1000!]
[From Wang Biao: Resentment Value +1000!]
...
On the roadside, Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao were anxiously waiting, and Jiangnan had already returned!
"Are you okay? The sniper just now..."
Jiangnan grinned. "Taken care of! Let's go! Heading home!"
Zhong Yingxue: "Really okay?"
Jiangnan shrugged helplessly. "I don't have any better ideas. Deal with things as they come, I guess?"
Xia Yao grabbed Jiangnan's arm excitedly. "Xiao Nan, Xiao Nan! They say there's a pervert at Times Square! Let's go see!"
Jiangnan looked guilty.
"What's so interesting about a pervert? Let's go home!"
...
Back at home, Jiangnan took a shower and went to his room early, not bothering to set up his street stall.
Mainly, he was worried about the two of them.
Thinking back on what happened during the day, he couldn't help but feel some regret.
He should have grabbed that sniper and interrogated him for information.
At least he'd have some intel.
The more he thought about it, the more restless he felt, so he sent Shanmiao a WeChat message.
Southern God: "Sister Shanmiao! Someone's trying to kill me! I need backup!"
Half an hour later.
Luo Tianhong: "Got it."
Jiangnan: ???
Got it?
That's it?
He was exposed because of the nuclear bomb!
Not even a word of comfort?
After that, no matter how much Jiangnan pestered her, Shanmiao didn't reply.
"Hmph! Fine, don't care then! I'll handle it myself!"
The long night stretched on, and he couldn't sleep.
Jiangnan pulled out the Hey Black Garlic again.
Hey, training couldn't slack off. He heard Pop Rocks went really well with garlic!
One bite of the black garlic!
Sure enough, Jiangnan turned black again!
Jet black!
Jiangnan didn't care. He'd locked the door anyway.
No one else could see it!
It would return to normal in twelve hours!
Fifteen times the normal absorption rate of spiritual energy—wasn't that awesome?
Once the Hey Black Garlic took effect, he also took some Pop Rocks.
Lying in bed, Jiangnan was in pain and bliss at the same time!
But what surprised him was that at 11 PM, a small figure climbed onto his windowsill again!
It was that hooded girl, pulling out her tools to pick the lock again!
Picking the lock! Blowing knockout smoke! The routine was the same as yesterday!
Jiangnan: ...
You've got to be kidding me?
Again?
Was she this punctual every day?
Did she have to be so persistent?
The hooded girl nimbly climbed into the room, looked around, and her eyes were filled with disappointment.
"Why is no one here again?"
"Doesn't this guy ever come home to sleep?"
Jiangnan: !!!
I'm right here lying on the bed!
Would you just take a good look?!
Show a little respect for your profession, okay?
The hooded girl thought for a moment and decided it was necessary to install a camera in the room.
To prevent coming up empty next time.
So she started rummaging through the room.
"Where should I put it?"
Jiangnan: ???
What?
A thief never comes empty-handed?
Couldn't kill him, so she might as well steal something?
Damn!
Were assassins this unprofessional nowadays?
Jiangnan couldn't take it anymore!
She'd come two days in a row!
He had to at least give her something to show for it!
"There's a watch in the second drawer on your right!"
Hooded Girl: "Hmm... there's a watch?"
So she instinctively opened that drawer!
She took a look!
A Peppa Pig children's digital watch!
The hooded girl's eyes widened, and her expression gradually turned to terror!
She finally realized something was wrong!
She spun around!
And there, floating in midair, were two eyes and a set of big white teeth!
"Ah! A ghost!"
[From Ye Ye: Resentment Value +1000!]
The dagger in her hand flashed with cold light as she stabbed at the big white teeth!
Jiangnan, of course, didn't hesitate!
His maxed-out Hand-to-Hand Combat skill wasn't for nothing, was it?
He snatched her dagger, teleported behind her, grabbed her wrist, and locked her in a fierce chokehold!
"Ah! Ghost! Let me go!"
Ye Ye struggled like crazy, crying so hard that her hood fell off!
Jiangnan was stunned by her youthful face!
Big blue eyes, delicate and exquisite features, tiger-like fangs that looked both cute and fierce, a teardrop mole at the corner of her eye, and a little braid woven into her black bob.
Her cheeks still had a bit of baby fat!
"Bang!"
Ye Ye threw her head back, smashing it directly into Jiangnan's chin!
Then she desperately tried to escape!
Jiangnan clutched his chin. "Tsk! So fierce?"