Chapter 141: Flying Brick! (Bonus Update!!!)

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# Chapter 141: Flying Brick! (Bonus Update!!!)

Qin Shou was feeling a bit down right now!

He got stuck with a needle for nothing, no blood donation certificate, no little gift!

So unfair!

The nurse rolled her eyes!

You want a little gift? We're the ones who lost 300CC here!

Meanwhile, it was finally Jiangnan's turn.

Jiangnan planted himself on the chair like a conquering general, his face solemn as a tombstone.

The nurse asked: "How many CC would you like to donate?"

Jiangnan licked his lips: "So if I donate 300CC, I get a little gift, right?"

The nurse smiled: "Yes! We have tableware sets, coffee cups, and..."

Jiangnan declared with righteousness: "Draw it! Draw ten jin!"

Zhong Yingxue, Xia Yao: (*゚ロ゚)!!

The nurse: ???

Classmates: .=͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪‧̣̥̇)

Total silence.

What the hell?

Draw ten jin? Do you think you're a mobile blood bank?

If they actually drew ten jin out of you, you'd be completely drained!

Xia Yao was speechless: "Wah wah wah! For a little gift, do you have to go this hard?"

Zhong Yingxue: "Are you planning to cosplay as a mummy?"

Why does everything turn into jin when it comes to Jiangnan?

Spirit beads, diamonds, blood donation...

When Qin Shou heard Jiangnan wanted to draw ten jin, he almost passed out. Are you even human?

The nurse's brain directly crashed.

Just then, another nurse walked over.

Her long hair was tucked into her nurse's cap. At 1.7 meters, she wasn't short. Her features were delicate, with light makeup. Bangin' body!

A wind chime earring dangled from her crystal-clear earlobe.

She exuded mature older sister vibes!

She smiled lightly: "Xiaoyu, let me handle this."

Jiangnan's gaze swept over her, and he grinned: "Sister, go easy on me with that needle! I'm scared of pain!"

She glanced at Jiangnan, just smiled, and said nothing.

Skillfully inserted the needle, connected the blood bag.

Watching his own blood slowly flow into the bag, Jiangnan said casually: "How many of you came?"

The nurse's heart skipped a beat!

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But her expression remained unchanged: "Just five blood donation cars came!"

Jiangnan: "Stop pretending. I can tell from the defined muscles on your calves."

"You should have taken off the earring too. Unprofessional."

Su He: !!!

Her expression gradually changed.

How could she have expected?

Jiangnan saw through her disguise at a glance?

Su He smiled: "And you still came to donate blood?"

Jiangnan rolled his eyes: "If it weren't for the little gift, I wouldn't bother!"

Su He: ???

You know we're here to assassinate you?

And you still come to donate blood?

Just for a little gift?

How much do you love little gifts?!

Su He: "You really want to donate ten jin?"

Jiangnan pulled a Vitality Ginseng from his pocket and stuffed it into his mouth.

Beaming: "Ten jin it is!"

The next moment, the originally flat blood bag filled up in three seconds!

The immense pressure directly burst the bag!

Then the rubber tube danced wildly in the air, spraying blood everywhere!

The nurses were completely dumbfounded!

Holy crap!

What kind of terrifying blood pressure does this guy have?!

Su He got a face full of blood, frozen in place.

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The other nurses screamed and scattered in all directions!

When had they ever seen such a scene?

The classmates were also stunned! No wonder he's the nuclear explosion badass, Cannon Jiang!

So much HP!

HP value × 1000 tubes!

Qin Shou's eyes bulged: !!!

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I'm fucking scared of blood!

And you pull this on me?

His face turned green! Like a petrified statue, he fell straight to the ground, unconscious.

Jiangnan glared: "Hey hey! What are you thinking?! All wasted!"

"This counts as yours, okay?!"

Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao were speechless. Now they knew why Jiangnan wanted to draw ten jin!

They couldn't help but recall the scene of Grandpa Zhong catching nosebleed with a big tea cup...

This... works too?

Su He, worthy of someone who'd seen big scenes, grabbed the rubber tube and plugged it into a new blood bag!

Three seconds per bag!

That's how strong!

Three minutes later!

Everyone stared speechlessly at the basket full of blood bags on the floor!

The storage tank couldn't hold any more!

Meanwhile, Jiangnan opened his alternate dimension, frantically tossing little gifts inside, beaming with joy...

Su He ground her teeth in hatred!

She originally planned to strike while Jiangnan was donating blood, but he directly exposed her!

There was no chance!

Instead, Jiangnan turned the tables and sprayed her all over with blood!

Plan failed, the blood donation cars departed.

In a hotel room!

Seven or eight big men sat around, the room thick with smoke.

A girl sat on the sofa watching TV, cleaning her Rambo knife.

Suddenly, the hotel door opened!

In an instant, all seven or eight men leaped up, guns trained on the door!

The girl on the sofa moved like a phantom!

The next second she appeared at the door, the knife pressed against the newcomer's throat.

"Holy crap? What happened to you? Covered in blood?"

"Did it succeed?"

Su He, drenched in blood, pushed the knife away from her throat.

Fuming: "Failed! Jiangnan saw through it in one glance! Damn it!"

Everyone said:

"Tsk! I told you it wouldn't work!"

"Failed is failed! Did you get Jiangnan's blood?"

Su He nodded.

"Heh! Then it's fine!"

"Stop messing around! With Jiangnan's blood, that thing will take some time to make!"

"Execute Plan B first. The target has sensed danger and will be even more cautious!"

"Avoid direct confrontation! Otherwise, there's no way we can capture a space system!"

"Tsk! A Bronze Five is this troublesome!"

Su He: "Be careful when you go out. We're not the only ones targeting Jiangnan!"

...

After a day of classes ended, Jiangnan, Zhong Yingxue, and Xia Yao walked home.

Jiangnan suddenly said: "Big Wolf Girl, Little Snow! Take these two ginsengs."

Xia Yao was startled: "What's wrong?"

Zhong Yingxue puzzled: "What happened? When we were donating blood today, that nurse..."

Jiangnan shook his head: "Nothing for now. Just in case."

Then he hesitated, pulled out two Lucky Little Cherries, and said solemnly: "These two cherries! Don't eat them! Only eat them when you're in a life-or-death crisis, got it?"

Xia Yao and Zhong Yingxue both looked confused, but they still remembered Jiangnan's instructions.

Xia Yao: "In trouble?"

Zhong Yingxue: "Is it because of the Suka Town incident?"

Jiangnan beamed: "Don't worry! I'm here!"

He wasn't scared for himself. He was just afraid these people might go after the people around him. Better to prepare in advance.

Just then, Jiangnan, walking down the street, narrowed his eyes!

A cold smile curled on his lips!

Suddenly—

A sharp whistling sound pierced the air!

A bullet grazed past Jiangnan's temple!

It slammed into a marble roadside bollard!

"Boom!"

The massive force blasted a bowl-sized hole in the marble!

Xia Yao's heart jumped!

Zhong Yingxue exclaimed: "Sniper?"

On the rooftop of a skyscraper 500 meters away!

The sniper beside her was stunned.

"How could I miss? I clearly..."

Beside him, Su He raised her binoculars!

"The bullet... seemed to have passed through!"

"Crap! Jiangnan is looking this way! How did he find us?"

Jiangnan bent down and pried a brick loose from the sidewalk!

He squinted: "Blood Incineration!"

Instantly, Jiangnan's blood grew hot. His skin turned red, veins bulged, steam rose from his body!

Like Luffy's Gear Second!

His physical abilities skyrocketed!

He took a step forward, lunged, and threw the brick in his hand with all his might!

Sniper: ???

"What the hell did he throw?"

The next second!

"Bam!"

A brick struck the sniper square on the head!

Knocked him out cold!

Su He: ???

A brick?

It was actually a flying brick?!

Not only did they fail to snipe Jiangnan, but their own sniper was knocked out by a brick?

Are you even human?!

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