# Chapter 1412: Do You Have Hemorrhoids?
With Jiangnan's roar, Wu Liang instantly transformed into a 60-meter-tall bear!
"Barbarian Charge! Hit me if you dare!"
A golden light first rose from his body, then a red flash followed!
The Argali sheep's eyes instantly turned red, directly taunted!
You dare to kill my Argali clan's contract ambassador? I'll ram you to death!
The sheep's movement to retreat into the dimensional rift suddenly froze!
Then it teleported right in front of Wu Liang, its black hooves shattering the void!
It lowered its head violently, the spiral horns emitting dazzling liuli-colored light!
An incredibly terrifying spatial fluctuation spread out!
The space before its horns was highly compressed, and it slammed headfirst into Wu Liang's body!
And the moment it struck, the compressed space was suddenly released!
With a loud "BOOM"!
Before Wu Liang could even cry out, he was directly ejected by the released spatial force!
-=͟͟͞͞=͟͟͞͞=͟͟͞͞=͟͟͞͞(ರ(エ)ರ٥)
"Whoosh" and he was gone in an instant!
Wu Liang: ???
Jiangnan's eyes lit up. What kind of spiritual skill was that?
It looked somewhat similar to Baldr's spatial expansion and contraction?
Just after sending Wu Liang flying, the Argali looked at the dead sheep on the ground and started getting scared again!
It teleported, trying to escape, but it was already too late!
Lan had already teleported onto its back, her golden finger stabbing down, instantly paralyzing it!
凸(*⁰̷̴～⁰̷̴)凸 *poke!*
Jiangnan followed closely behind, along with Hart and Xia Yao!
It was still the same familiar operation!
Argali Sheep No. 2: !!!
Were these humans crazy? Killing Contract Sheep No. 1 was bad enough!
Why were they hitting me?
I didn't do anything!
After a thorough beating, the Argali was crying and sniffling, left with just a sliver of health!
Bound into a dumpling shape with void chains, the Rift-Saw Blade was propped up by Jiangnan using spiritual pillars!
It was placed horizontally across Argali Sheep No. 2's neck like a giant angle grinder!
(ꐦ°᷄д°᷅) "Hurry up! Sign the contract! Pick one: wisdom teeth, appendix, or tonsils!"
"You don't have the right to choose, or I'll kill you!"
Argali Sheep No. 2: !!!
What kind of choices are these you're giving me?
It looked defiant and was about to shake its head!
Jiangnan pressed the angle grinder down again!
(ꐦ΄◞ิ◡◟ิ‵) "Think carefully before you answer, or Contract Sheep No. 1 will be your fate!"
Argali Sheep No. 2 shuddered, looking at the dead sheep whose brain tumor had been dug out!
The will to survive ultimately triumphed over pride!
It looked at Jiangnan with a resentful expression!
Could I take them all? If I go back with just an appendix, the clan leader sheep will ram me to death!
If I brought back more, maybe I wouldn't get rammed!
Jiangnan's eyes widened: (ꐦʘ̆皿ʘ̆) "What? You want them all? You're so greedy! No! You can only pick one!"
"The rest we'll save for when we need to advance to Dao Heaven!"
Argali Sheep No. 2 shuddered!
"Baaa?"
Jiangnan angrily said: "Still bargaining with me? I won't even give you the appendix now!"
"Mo Mo! Do you have hemorrhoids? If you do, let it take that for the contract, cure the disease while we're at it!"
Mo Mo's face instantly turned as red as a big apple, and she covered her backside!
Hemorrhoids? Even if I did, I wouldn't say it in front of so many people!
And can hemorrhoids really be used for contracts?
Also! How the hell can you understand what the sheep is saying?
Even Bai Kou couldn't stand it anymore!
This wasn't just getting a sheep for free; he wasn't even giving the appendix?
Giving hemorrhoids for the contract was really crossing the line!
Argali Sheep No. 2 panicked!
Hemorrhoids?
That's even worse than an appendix! If I took that back, the clan leader sheep would kill me even if you didn't!
So it looked at Jiangnan pleadingly, bleating crazily!
But Jiangnan was completely unmoved!
He turned to look at Mo Mo!
(･᷅ὢ･᷄) "What's there to be embarrassed about? This is a rare opportunity! If you have them, we'll cut them out together!"
"Otherwise, you'd have to spend money on surgery at the hospital!"
Mo Mo: !!!
(ﾉ)﹏(ヾ)
Her face was completely red!
I don't have them, and even if I did, I wouldn't give them!
[Mo Mo's resentment value +7!]
[From...]
Seeing that Mo Mo really didn't have any, Jiangnan had to settle for the next best thing!
"Fine! Then use the appendix for the contract, saves you from getting appendicitis later! Don't try any tricks, or I'll dig out your tumor!"
Argali Sheep No. 2 nodded repeatedly, actually giving Jiangnan a grateful look!
After all, an appendix was still better than hemorrhoids!
At Jiangnan's signal, Lan released her golden finger. Jiangnan held the angle grinder to the sheep's neck!
Trembling, it lifted its hoof, which emitted a liuli-colored light, and gently touched Mo Mo's lower right abdomen!
The next moment, a pink appendix floated out, without even leaving a wound!
And on Mo Mo's lower abdomen, a liuli-colored seal appeared!
The moment the contract was formed, Mo Mo's rank directly broke through to Starlight One!
Only then did Jiangnan release the sheep with satisfaction!
The moment the sheep was freed, it was like it had seen a ghost. It grabbed the appendix in its mouth and fled into the dimensional rift!
I never want to spend another minute with this devil!
Jiangnan looked a bit disappointed and started muttering to himself!
(。ớ₃ờ) "It worked on the second try? Damn!"
"I was hoping to lure out a dozen or so!"
Hart: !!!
This guy really was fishing for beasts!
With this kind of beating, they didn't dare to refuse either!
He said with a dark expression, "Why didn't I meet you earlier? Suddenly feel like I've been missing out!"
If he had met Jiangnan earlier, Mo Mo wouldn't have suffered so much!
Jiangnan put his hands on his hips!
(︶.̮︶O) "Such a good opportunity, and you didn't know how to use it? If I were a summoning type, I would have been the richest man in the world by now!"
Bai Kou's mouth twitched: "Not everyone has the ability to beat dimensional spirit beasts into submission like you do!"
Mo Mo was so excited her pretty face was flushed. She ran up to Jiangnan and bowed deeply!
(♡●◡ὅ) "Ah ba!"
Jiangnan smiled: "No need to thank me. If that black sheep doesn't behave in the future, come find me. I'll replace it for you!"
"If you get tired of other summon beasts, remember to tell me too. I'll change them whenever you want! Keep your wisdom teeth for when you advance to Dao Heaven!"
"When you advance to Dao Heaven, you absolutely must call me to help. My little Lan's entire skill set depends on you!"
At this moment, Jiangnan looked at Mo Mo like she was a money tree!
(๑¥﹃¥๑)
Scared, Mo Mo hid behind Hart, trembling!
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Hart patted Mo Mo's head and said seriously, "Brother, I owe you another one!"
Jiangnan waved his hand casually!
(︶ꇴ︶｡)۶ "Mutual benefit. This one doesn't count, but the last one you owe me definitely counts!"
Hart shook his head and laughed bitterly: "You damn guy!"
Only then did Jiangnan run over to Lan and stuff the dimensional spirit pearl into her hand!
(｡ᵒ̌ꇴᵒ̌)っ❂ "Here! Try absorbing it? That ejection skill is pretty cool! Combined with your spatial rift, it might have unexpected effects!"
Lan hugged the dimensional spirit pearl, her eyes red!
(๐ᵒ̴̶̷̥́～ᵒ̴̶̷̣̥̀) "No... don't give it to me. Keep it for Brother Jiangnan. You always give me the good stuff!"
Jiangnan pinched Lan's little nose affectionately: "Brother doesn't need it. You need to grow strong quickly!"
"Having the strength to protect yourself and the ones you love is the greatest comfort to me!"
"This spiritual skill isn't very useful to me. Brother has even better ones. Just absorb it!"
After all, Jiangnan didn't have many skill slots left and was still eyeing the Warp Bubble of the Ruins Void Dragon Loach!
Lan wiped her eyes with her sleeve and rushed into Jiangnan's arms, hugging him!
"Brother Jiangnan! You're so good to me~"
"Huh? Brother Jiangnan, why are you shaking?"
Jiangnan's face was twisted, and the whites of his eyes were showing!
(ꐦ꒪ͦᴗ̵̍꒪ͦꐦ) You're still wearing the golden finger! Don't just hug randomly!
You're paralyzing me!
In the end, Lan absorbed the Argali's dimensional spirit pearl, and her rank surged all the way to Gold Five!
She successfully absorbed the spatial ejection skill!
Seeing that Lan was already at Gold Five and about to catch up with her, Mila clenched her little fists!
(๑•̀◠•̀)و I'm going to level up when I get back!
Just after mastering the new spiritual skill, Jiangnan couldn't help but call Lan to test it!
"Come! Try to eject me!"
Lan swallowed her saliva: "Huh? That's... not good, right? I should eject a rock or something!"
Jiangnan waved his hand: "What's there to be afraid of? Eject me? It won't hurt me!"
Since Brother Jiangnan said so, Lan hesitated no longer. Her spiritual energy surged!
The space above Lan's head began to compress highly, even starting to twist in a spiral pattern!
She teleported and disappeared, then reappeared right in front of Jiangnan, her little hand clenched!
She slammed headfirst into Jiangnan's stomach!
"Boom!"
The compressed space was suddenly released. Jiangnan felt an unparalleled pushing force acting on him!
It was impossible to resist, because space itself was pushing him!
In an instant, the distance between Jiangnan and Lan widened!
And Jiangnan had already appeared ten thousand meters away!
Jiangnan's eyes widened!
Whoa? At just Gold rank, she could push someone ten thousand meters?
If she leveled up more, it might be as powerful as Baldr's spatial expansion and contraction skill!
Could Baldr's skill also have been absorbed from a dimensional spirit pearl?
Full of excitement, Jiangnan teleported back to Lan!
"Come! Try to eject me again!"
Lan lowered her head and bumped Jiangnan's stomach again, but this time, Jiangnan opened a spatial wormhole!
Lan's little head suddenly emerged from behind Bai Kou, directly hitting her waist!
"Ah!"
After a brief scream, Bai Kou was instantly ejected!
With a "boom"!
A human-shaped hole was blasted into the distant snowy mountain!
Jiangnan propped his chin, deep in thought!
(︶ก︶٥) "So it works on Dao Heaven too? It's like being pushed by released space?"
"As long as you exist within space, you can't escape? Smooth!"
At this moment, everyone looked at the human-shaped hole in the snowy mountain in terror!
=͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪‧̣̥̇)
This daredevil was up to no good again!
Bai Kou: !!!
[From Bai Kou's resentment value +1001!]
[From...]
(ꐦ͡’益͡’) "Jiang! Nan! Blizzard!"
Jiangnan's face turned pale, and without a second thought, he turned and ran!
ﾚ(ﾟ﹏ﾟ;)ﾍ
Everyone watched Bai Kou chase after the fleeing figure and silently mourned for Jiangnan!
Xiong Er raised his hand!
ฅ(˘•㉨•˘) "Um... isn't anyone concerned about where my big brother went?"
He was ejected by the Argali and hasn't come back yet!
...
On a blue ice wall, Wu Liang finally managed to pry himself off with great effort!
He looked at the endless snowy plain in confusion!
(#꒪(エ)꒪) "Where the hell is this? Pfft..."