Chapter 1411: Jiang the Bandit Helps Momo Level Up! With Ulterior Motives
As time passed, the fluctuations emanating from Momo grew increasingly intense!
Her rank hovered between Diamond and Starlight!
Beside her, Hart was so nervous his palms were sweating, not daring to breathe too loudly!
Just then, Momo's expression turned serious!
(ง●‸ὅ)ง "Aba!"
Jiangnan's eyes lit up. Here it comes?
With a crisp "crack," a large section of space shattered, splitting open into a pitch-black crack over a hundred meters long!
Infinite spatial gales howled out from within, causing the distant campfire to flicker unsteadily!
The first thing to come into view were two enormous spiraling glazed horns pointing skyward!
They exuded a dense spatial fluctuation and looked extremely ferocious!
Jiangnan's eyes sparkled with anticipation: "What the hell is this? Could it be a spatial dragon or something like a Kui Niu? That would be awesome!"
Bai Kou rolled her eyes. Someone else is summoning a contract beast—why are you getting so excited?
As the two spiral giant horns emerged, a pitch-black goat appeared before everyone's eyes!
Its body was over three hundred meters long, almost on par with the Star Whale!
Its rank was unclear; dimensional creatures simply couldn't be classified by human ranks!
But judging from the powerful spatial fluctuations emanating from its body, its strength was definitely not bad.
Speaking of which, why were these dimensional creatures either super huge, hundreds of meters big?
Was it because they had all the space they wanted, so they grew as big as possible?
After all, the Creation Beast was ridiculously huge!
Or else they were very small, like the Void Spirit Butterfly or the Three-Eyed Marten.
Were dimensional creatures always this random?
The coiled-horn goat looked solemn as it stepped out of the dimensional gap, its black hooves even cracking the space beneath them!
Its pitch-black eyes stared intently at Momo!
Its gaze swept back and forth over her body!
Momo had a weak expression, her body trembling in fear, not daring to meet the ram's eyes.
(⁼̴﹏⁰。)
The ram lifted one of its hooves, which shimmered with glazed light, and pressed it straight toward Momo's left chest!
Hart was alarmed: "No! It chose the heart! Quick! Hurry and archive!"
Even Momo's pretty face turned pale. Heart?
Without a heart, wouldn't she die?
Just then, Jiangnan waved his hand grandly!
(˶･᷅口･᷄) "Don't panic! Maybe this goat wants Momo's left fried egg!"
Bai Kou nearly spat out a mouthful of old blood!
"What the hell is a left fried egg? What kind of perverted goat is this?"
Hart panicked: "What if... what if it is the heart?"
Upon hearing that it wanted her fried egg, Momo quickly covered her chest, closed her eyes, and showed extreme reluctance!
This is even worse than taking the heart!
(⁼̴﹏˂᷅。) "Ababa~ Yiya! Yiya!"
(No! You'd better take the heart! The fried egg is absolutely not allowed!)
If you take it, I won't have any left!
What's with having only one? It looks completely asymmetrical!
People will despise me when they see it!
But no matter how Momo struggled, she couldn't change the ram's decision!
The hoof pressed unwaveringly toward Momo's left chest!
Even Momo's body glowed with glazed light, restricting her movements!
The contract was about to begin!
A ferocious expression appeared on Jiangnan's face: "What you want to take isn't up to you!"
With a flash, Jiangnan teleported directly onto the ram's back!
He waved his hand, and eight Void Chains shot out simultaneously, binding the ram tightly!
Ram: ???
What are you people doing?
Daring to interrupt such a sacred contract ceremony?
Hmph! Then I'm not signing!
It immediately tried to turn and teleport back into the dimensional gap, but Jiangnan wasn't about to give it that chance!
"Lan! Get him!"
Without needing Jiangnan's reminder, Lan had already teleported onto the ram's back, pulling her hands out of her pockets!
Her two golden middle fingers were so conspicuous as she jabbed them straight into the ram's body!
The ram was instantly paralyzed, its teleport interrupted, and its massive goat body collapsed sideways onto the ground, legs kicking nonstop!
"Damn it! This is rebellion! You perverted goat? Give him hell!"
As he spoke, he directly activated One Thought Asura, conjured Rift-Saw Blade, and slashed fiercely at the ram's body!
Blood splattered everywhere, and the ram twitched in pain!
Ram: ???
What the hell makes me a pervert?
I wanted the heart! The heart!
I'm not signing! I'll leave, okay?
Let me go! This is outrageous!
Jiangnan didn't just slash; he also used his Small Whip to probe into the ram's wounds and sucked violently!
Six Spatial Barriers slashed wildly at the ram!
In no time at all, the entire ram was reduced to a bloody mess!
At this moment, everyone was stunned. Was this really necessary?
Wasn't it supposed to be time rewind and archive restart?
Why did you charge up and beat it up instead?
With the Spatial Chains and Paralysis Ring working together, the ram couldn't escape!
Momo was also dumbfounded. You're the first person to grab the contract ambassador of the coiled-horn ram clan and beat it up during a contract ceremony!
She looked extremely anxious!
(⁼̴⌂థ。) "Aba, Ababa~"
(You can't hit it! Stop! You have to respect the contract ambassador!)
But Jiangnan didn't care at all: "What are you standing there for? Hit it! Hart! Are you a man or not?"
"It's going to kill your wife, and you won't fight it?"
Momo blushed: (ﾉ)◡(ヾ) "Aba~"
Stung by Jiangnan's provocation, Hart also got angry!
"Damn it! You've taken so much already, and now you want the heart? I'll kill you!"
"Blazing Star • Infernal Wheel of Hell!"
A terrifying thermonuclear blast hit the ram, making it spit out a mouthful of blood!
Xia Yao covered her face!
(´-﹏-`(ヾ) "This isn't a spur-of-the-moment thing; it's been premeditated!"
Xiao Nan was going after their contract beasts from the start, wasn't he?
Bai Kou stared blankly at the ram being ganged up on. You could do this?
After a thorough beating, the ram was reduced to a sliver of health!
It stared at Jiangnan with indignation!
Jiangnan got angry: (ꐦ°᷄д°᷅) "Oh? Still daring to glare at me?"
With that, he punched the ram's eye!
Ram: !!!
I'm just~%?…;#*’☆!
Jiangnan cleared his throat: "No choosing the heart or anything! Pick something else. It's said that any organ will do to complete the contract, right?"
"Tonsils, wisdom teeth, appendix... pick one casually!"
"Hurry up! Or I'll kill you!"
As he spoke, he laid a six-hundred-meter-long blade against the ram's neck!
Momo was completely dumbfounded. Contracts could be done like this?
Bai Kou covered her face!
What the hell are tonsils, wisdom teeth, and appendix? You sure know how to pick!
All useless things! You want to trade those for a contract?
Do you think the ram would agree?
Blade to the neck, empty-handed trick to get a sheep?
Ram: ???
How can you people do this? Physical coercion?
This is forcing a confession under torture!
Appendix? What would I even do with that?
I can't report back to my clan like this!
I traveled all this way to make a contract and ended up being abused like this?
My coiled-horn clan will never surrender! I want the heart!
Go ahead and kill me if you dare!
Seeing the stubborn look in the ram's eyes, Jiangnan sighed: "I gave you a chance, but you didn't take it."
With that, he raised his blade and slashed down toward the ram's neck!
Ram: ???
What the hell? You actually cut?
There's a rule—don't kill the messenger!
Don't... don't cut! Let's talk things out!
But it was too late!
Jiangnan's blade fell, and he chopped the ram in half!
The ram immediately died and went limp!
Momo's mouth fell open, feeling like a thunderbolt had struck her head!
(⁼̴口ʘ̥̆。)
Nan Shen chopped up the contract ambassador sent by the coiled-horn clan?
What about the archive?
Jiangnan and Little Lanhai exchanged glances, grinned, and high-fived!
But he forgot that Lan was wearing the Paralysis Ring!
By accident, he got jabbed by Lan's golden finger and was instantly paralyzed, causing him to shiver and quickly let go!
Then the two went over to the ram, pried out its Dimension Spirit Pearl, which was about the size of an egg!
They showed satisfied expressions!
(ૢ⁼̴̤̆ꇴ⁼̴̤̆ૢ)~ෆ
Hart's face darkened. So he was after killing the dimensional beast from the start?
Xia Yao rested her chin on her hand!
(๑¯᷄ก¯᷅) "As expected! Jiang the Bandit helps Momo level up! With ulterior motives!"
Zhong Yingxue: ???
So there's already a saying for this?
At this moment, Momo's level-up was stuck—couldn't go up or down!
She was still emitting strange fluctuations!
Looking at the chopped ram, she felt like crying. If they killed the contract ambassador, wouldn't none come to contract with her anymore?
Seeing Momo's dejected expression, Jiangnan smiled brightly: "Why are you feeling down?"
"Is there any shortage of pigs to eat good cabbages? If this ram was clueless, there'll always be ones that are sensible, right?"
"If they still don't listen, I'll chop each one that comes! Until they do things our way, isn't that settled?"
"Don't worry about me working too hard—we're friends. This is what I should do!"
Momo covered her face. You don't look like you're working hard at all!
You're clearly more energetic than anyone else, okay?
Are you using me as bait to fish? With Jiangnan's method of beating, no contract ambassador could withstand it!
Just as Momo was worrying that no dimensional beast would come again—
The space split open again! An even larger coiled-horn ram poked its head out of the space crack, looking over curiously!
The contract ambassador they sent earlier had been gone so long, and the fluctuation was still there?
So the clan sent it to check!
But the moment it poked its head out, it saw the dead ram from before!
It was terrified and turned to flee!
Jiangnan was startled, then shouted: "Don't let him escape! Wu Liang!"
pS: Only two updates for these days. Everyone doesn't need to wait at noon. I'll try my best to keep two updates. I'm sick, feeling terrible. Already getting IV drips.
I asked the nurse sister if I could drink it instead—that would be faster. She wouldn't let me drink it (•́ω•̀٥)…
Qingfeng will try to get better soon (◞‸◟)