Chapter 136: Free Flying
Luo Tianxiang was in so much pain he clenched his teeth, not daring to move!
He couldn't even imagine what he must look like right now!
He was afraid he'd die of shame on the spot!
This was supposed to be a one-sided stomp of a duel!
How did it turn into this godforsaken mess?
The teacher's face was stern: "I'm not joking with you!"
"With an injury like this, you have to go to the hospital! Pulling out that silver spear could cause massive bleeding!"
"My spirit technique: Sunflower Little Sun might not be able to heal it in time!"
Luo Tianxiang gritted his teeth, practically crying: "No! I'd rather die than go to the hospital!"
Jiangnan sighed deeply: "I say, Brother Luo, why do this to yourself?"
"Is face more important than life?"
"Besides, you've already lost all your face anyway!"
Luo Tianxiang: !!!
F*ck!
Do you have to be so blunt?
You're way too good at consoling people, dammit!
[From Luo Tianxiang: Resentment +1000!]
"No!"
Jiangnan rolled his eyes.
If Luo Tianxiang was already this messed up and actually died here, wouldn't that be Jiangnan's problem?
So he said, "Fine, don't go then! But do you know what this is?"
With that, he crouched down and pulled out a Vitality Ginseng from his pocket.
Luo Tianxiang's eyes lit up!
Wasn't this the precious ginseng that healed Grandpa Zhong?
If he ate it, he wouldn't have to suffer in the hospital!
But was Jiangnan really that kind?
"You... you're going to give it to me?"
Jiangnan curled his lip: "Dream on! One price—30 million!"
Luo Tianxiang exploded: "Why don't you just rob me?!"
Jiangnan blinked in surprise: "And what do you think I'm doing? Being charitable?"
[From Luo Tianxiang: Resentment +1000!]
Legal daylight robbery?
Well, okay then?
Way too okay!
Luo Tianxiang's eyes were bloodshot as he roared, "Give it here! I'll pay!"
So what if he had a nosebleed?
It was still better than going to the hospital looking like this!
Jiangnan grinned: "Coming right up!"
In a flash, he teleported back to the stands, quickly packed up his stall, and returned to the arena.
He spread out the Vendor Cloth, sat down on the Small Stool, and placed the Vitality Ginseng in front of him.
"Alright, pay up!"
Luo Tianxiang: ???
His mentality crashed on the spot!
What the hell?
Did he have to go through the whole routine?
Are you that obsessed with setting up a street stall?!
Even the other students were stunned. What was happening? Was he really setting up a stall right on the competition field?
Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao just looked at him, speechless.
Jiangnan chuckled to himself.
Of course he had to go through the routine!
If he sold something on the Vendor Cloth, it counted as a successful transaction!
It not only replenished skill points but also paid off his debt for the stall fee!
The more Jiangnan looked at Luo Tianxiang, the more he liked him.
He was practically a little human-Pixiu!
Luo Tianxiang gritted his teeth and transferred 30 million to Jiangnan.
Whether he'd get beaten to death by his father when he got home was a problem for later.
First, he had to get that silver spear out of his butt!
He choked down the Vitality Ginseng he'd bought for 30 million.
Bitterness spread through his heart.
The watching students were dumbfounded. The teacher was also stunned. What was going on here?
Just then!
Luo Tianxiang's eyes went wide! He felt a surge of blood energy rushing through him!
It went straight to his head, turning his face bright red!
"Hurry, hurry! It's coming! It's coming!"
The teacher was confused: "What's coming?"
Luo Tianxiang panicked: "Quick! Pull the spear out! Hurry! I can't hold it!"
The teacher swallowed: "Are you sure?"
"Pull! Pull it now! If you don't, it'll grow shut!"
The teacher still hesitated.
Jiangnan suddenly stood up, righteous and stern: "Let me do it!"
With that, he grabbed the silver spear and yanked it out!
"Pop!"
A sound like pulling a cork from a wine bottle rang out!
"Aooow~!"
Luo Tianxiang let out a miserable scream, with a weird tremble in it.
Everyone shuddered.
Holy crap! That was brutal!
And seriously, was that scream for real?
Luo Tianxiang felt a wave of relief.
His mind completely relaxed.
But a second later, his expression gradually turned to terror.
Behind him, a high-pressure column of blood erupted with unstoppable force!
It shot out over ten meters!
Jiangnan looked horrified: "Whoa! Luo Tianxiang! What are you doing?"
"You really kept your promise, huh?"
"Free flying in public?"
The students exploded!
Luo Tianxiang! Tianxiang! Tianxiang! Sure enough, it really was tianxiang (flying in the sky)!
"Σ_(꒪ཀ꒪」∠) Ugh! What the hell! Has Luo Tianxiang sprung a leak?"
"Damn! Young Master Luo is something else—he keeps his promises!"
"Flying in public? Freaking awesome!"
"Blood shooting over ten meters? That's some pressure! What a legend!"
"I'm gonna puke!"
Zhong Yingxue covered her face, unable to bear watching.
Xia Yao was laughing so hard she had no strength left, lying in Zhong Yingxue's arms, still laughing.
"Goose hahahaha *burp*... haha *cough*..."
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The teacher was so startled he did a huge backflip and shouted angrily, "Luo Tianxiang! What are you doing?!"
"There are so many people watching! Watch your behavior! Hold it back!"
Luo Tianxiang pressed his hands over the wound, face full of grief.
Hold it back? As if he could just hold it back on command!
He wished he could!
But he really had tried his best!
That damn Jiangnan! He should never have trusted him!
The blood jet from his rear grew stronger and stronger!
Under everyone's horrified gaze!
Luo Tianxiang's body, which was lying face down on the ground, actually started moving!
At first it was slow, but it got faster and faster!
There he was, lying on the ground with his butt in the air, blood spraying wildly behind him!
The enormous thrust pushed him along the ground at high speed!
He was a literal rocket car!
"Aaaaaah! Jiangnan! I f*cking—!"
Luo Tianxiang had gone mad! As the wall in front of him got closer and closer, his face filled with terror!
"Stop! Stop! I'm speeding!"
"Bam!"
His head, driven by the massive thrust, slammed straight into the concrete wall!
Everyone swallowed hard. That... that much force?
They exchanged glances.
God knows what I've witnessed today!
Their worldview!
Completely shattered!
With his head stuck in the concrete wall, Luo Tianxiang's rear finally stopped spraying.
The wound had healed.
His body went limp, and he passed out from the impact.
Luo Tianxiang lay on the ground, a complete mess.
But then, two streams of blood shot out from his nostrils!
Like little fountains, they just kept going!
Everyone turned to look at Jiangnan. From start to finish, no one had even seen Jiangnan make a move!
And Luo Tianxiang had been reduced to this state?
They couldn't help but recall what Jiangnan had said at the beginning:
"I have a hundred ways to screw with you. From the very start, you never had the qualification to fight me."
"I never took you seriously, not even for a second."
Jiangnan had told the truth.
And they finally understood why Nan Shen was called Nan Shen.
Luo Tianxiang had given it his all,
but he hadn't even managed to force Jiangnan's real strength!
Jiangnan's power was terrifying!
Jiangnan smiled brightly, then turned his gaze to Qin Shou.
"So, buddy? Still want to fight?"
Qin Shou's face was pale. He looked at Luo Tianxiang lying on the ground spurting blood, and instinctively covered his own rear.
"I... I think I'll pass."
"My knee is injured today. Even if I beat you, it wouldn't be a fair victory."
Jiangnan twitched his mouth: "Didn't you say it was just a minor injury, nothing to worry about?"
[From Qin Shou: Resentment +1000!]
"I just did a quick divination. Today's not a good day to go out."
With that, he ran off in a flash, still limping.
Jiangnan: ???