Chapter 135: I Stab Myself? (Bonus Update!!!)

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# Chapter 135: I Stab Myself? (Bonus Update!!!)

The atmosphere in the arena finally tensed up as the two took their positions!

"Crackle, crackle!"

Luo Tianxiang's aura surged violently!

Dazzling azure electric light burst forth from his body!

Like demonic snakes dancing through the air!

Finger-thick arcs of electricity struck the ground!

The cement floor was scorched black!

Jiangnan was stunned!

Holy crap?

So Luo Tianxiang wasn't bluffing after all!

He actually possessed the extremely rare Lightning-type ability?

Gasps of surprise rippled through the watching crowd!

"A Silver-rank Lightning-type! Luo Tianxiang's attack power is insane!"

"Tsk tsk tsk! Terrifying! If you got hit by that, you'd be fried to a crisp!"

"Plus, Luo Tianxiang's spear is made of silver! It conducts electricity! Getting hit means instant loss!"

"But no matter how fast you are, you can't beat a Spatial-type's teleport. Wonder how Luo Tianxiang plans to counter teleportation."

The crowd buzzed with discussion, while Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao grew nervous too.

They knew Jiangnan was strong!

But they'd never seen him fight seriously before!

Luo Tianxiang was a whole rank higher than Jiangnan! Could he really win?

They couldn't help but worry.

Luo Tianxiang let out a fierce roar: "Spiritual Art: Little Divine Might!"

His muscles bulged, veins clearly visible! Blood vessels pulsed狰狞ly!

Silver-rank Spiritual Art: Little Divine Might!

Triples physical capabilities for three minutes!

He shouted again: "Spiritual Art: Lightning Spear Thrust!"

Thunder roared across the arena!

An extremely powerful electric current surged from Luo Tianxiang's body!

Engulfing the entire area! It even made Jiangnan's hair stand on end!

Luo Tianxiang grinned ferociously: "If you can take this spear thrust, I'll fly in public!"

The crowd was stunned!

Such a deadly oath?

Did he have absolute confidence in breaking Jiangnan's teleportation?

Jiangnan rubbed his chin and said: "This move of yours shouldn't be called Lightning Spear Thrust. It's not cool at all!"

Luo Tianxiang was taken aback: "Then what should it be called?"

Jiangnan: "Pikachu's Hundred Thousand Volts! Pika pika pi~"

Luo Tianxiang exploded: !!!

"Pikachu my ass! You think I'm a Pokémon?"

[Luo Tianxiang's Resentment Value +1000!]

The watching students burst out laughing!

What the hell, Pikachu's Hundred Thousand Volts!

With that electric discharge~

Yeah! It totally fits!

This was supposed to be a serious duel, but with Jiangnan around, how could anyone stay tense?

"Enough with the nonsense! Die!"

Luo Tianxiang's silver spear danced wildly!

All the electricity floating in the air converged toward the spear tip!

Visible electric currents coiled around the silver spear, crackling!

"Spiritual Art: Lock On!"

Then his whole body turned into a silver flash, thrusting straight toward Jiangnan's heart!

Zhong Yingxue: "Oh no! Lock On?! That's Lock On!"

Xia Yao's face fell: "Xiao Nan's teleportation is useless now!"

"Dammit! Is Luo Tianxiang crazy? He specifically learned a Lock On Silver-rank Spiritual Art just to beat Xiao Nan?"

Spiritual Art: Lock On! Its only function is to lock onto the attack target!

Guiding the attacker's strike to hit the target!

The watching crowd exploded, exclaiming in shock!

"Lock On? Luo Tianxiang is ruthless! Jiangnan is finished!"

"Even teleportation can't dodge it! Lock On will drag the lightning spear to hit the target!"

"The winner is decided! Jiangnan loses!"

Yu Qingqing was frantic with worry: "Oh no! Oh no! What do we do!"

Even the teachers were ready to intervene at any moment!

At this point, Luo Tianxiang had put all his strength into his strongest attack!

His entire body transformed into a silver streak thrusting toward Jiangnan! An awe-inspiring momentum!

But Jiangnan just stood there smiling, not even assuming a defensive stance!

He even had his hands behind his back!

"Holy crap! Why isn't Jiangnan dodging? Is he giving up?"

"Ha! I think he's just scared stiff!"

"How can a Bronze Five-Star possibly beat a Silver-rank?"

"Luo is going for the kill! Ruthless!"

In the blink of an eye!

The spear tip was upon him, the electric light casting Jiangnan's handsome face in azure!

Luo Tianxiang's expression was vicious, his eyes bloodshot!

He thrust the silver spear with all his might!

"Die!"

"Thud!"

That was the sound of the spear piercing flesh!

The watching students burst into exclamations!

"Hiss~"

Followed by sounds of sharp intakes of breath!

Luo Tianxiang's eyes bulged!

His eyes were bloodshot!

His whole body twitched!

His mouth wide open!

He let out the most miserable scream of his life!

"Owww!"

A silver spear had suddenly appeared behind Luo Tianxiang!

Thrusting deep, right on target—a perfect bullseye!

It went in so deep!

Luo Tianxiang had put all his strength into that thrust!

But who would have thought?

I stabbed myself?

Luo Tianxiang collapsed weakly onto his knees!

Sweating profusely!

Bent over!

A silver spear a full 1.8 meters long sticking out from behind him!

The electric current on the spear tip was now hitting Luo Tianxiang's own body!

He was getting electrocuted, smoke rising from him, rolling his eyes and foaming at the mouth!

[Luo Tianxiang's Resentment Value +1000!]

[Luo Tianxiang's Resentment Value +1000!]

[Luo Tianxiang's Resentment Value +1000!]

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The students were dumbfounded!

Holy crap!

What the hell just happened?!

How did Luo Tianxiang stab himself?!

Damn!

The image of him sprawled on the ground with a silver spear sticking out of his rear was unforgettable, okay?

Tsk tsk tsk!

Stabbed that deep? How painful must that be?!

Everyone felt a chill run down their spines!

Zhong Yingxue covered her face: "Ah! Xiao Nan, he... he..."

Xia Yao was laughing so hard tears streamed down: "Pfft... hahaha! Xuexue, look! Look!"

"Take one look and you'll never forget it for the rest of your life! Xiao Nan! I absolutely love you! Pfft hahaha!"

"This trick is too vicious!"

Yu Qingqing was dumbfounded!

Qin Shou, standing beside her, shuddered involuntarily, instinctively covering his butt, cold sweat instantly beading on his forehead!

This!

This was way too cruel!

Jiangnan chuckled gleefully?

Lock On?

I'll stand right here and let you stab me!

Open one end of the spatial wormhole on my own chest, and the other end behind Luo Tianxiang!

Perfect~

Jiangnan leisurely walked around behind Luo Tianxiang, reached out, and flicked the spear shaft!

Luo Tianxiang's eyes bulged, drenched in sweat:

"Owww! Don't move!"

"Don't move!"

[Luo Tianxiang's Resentment Value +1000!]

He was going absolutely ballistic!

How?! How did I stab myself?!

What kind of skill was this?!

I stabbed myself? Right in the center?!

This was even more embarrassing than pooping in an elevator, okay?!

The whole school saw it!

The teacher rushed over: "Jiangnan wins!"

Then checked Luo Tianxiang's injury!

Couldn't help but shiver!

Jiangnan: "Tsk tsk tsk..."

Luo Tianxiang: !!!

"Heal me! Quick, heal me!"

He felt like he was about to die!

The teacher looked troubled: "Can't do it. It's too deep. Better keep it as is and go to the hospital first!"

Luo Tianxiang's eyes widened: "What? No way! Absolutely not!"

Keep it as is?

Go to the hospital in this position, with a 1.8-meter silver spear sticking out of me?

Would I even survive that?!

By the time the doctors got around to saving me, they'd probably have to revive the nurses who passed out from laughing first!