Chapter 1202: What Beast Are You, Bro?
Pang Kongqi was also dumbfounded. He had come to listen to the lecture without any equipment, sacrificing his own convenience!
But what the hell was this guy doing?
Was he just messing with the Fish Country personnel for fun?
Thinking of this, he couldn't help but sneer inwardly. That would be asking for trouble!
Haiti was going crazy. If Brother Jiangnan wanted to eat an all-egg feast, why didn't he just say so?
Don't cook spirit pet eggs!
These were all unborn little lives!
Merlin panicked: (◞･᷄口･᷅) "Stop! Stop right now! What are you doing?!"
"If you keep this up, all these eggs are going to turn out bad!"
Jiangnan curled his lip: (乛৺乛) "What do you guys know? No one in this world understands hatching eggs better than me!"
"Each egg has different attributes, different hatching methods, and different incubation environments for different spirit beasts!"
"And the essence of my Imitation Hatching Method is simulating the hatching scenes of different spirit beasts, letting the eggs feel the warmth of home!"
"Speeding up the hatching process, so they can hatch out quickly!"
As soon as he said this, everyone was stunned.
(유口유|||)
Sasha: !!!
Then you didn't have to use the oven to make tin foil baked eggs, did you?
Where's the warmth of home?
Is the house on fire?
Eggs hatched this way must taste really good, right?
However, the observant Merlin noticed that Jiangnan was indeed separating the eggs by attribute and cooking... no, hatching them!
"I can understand everything else, but what do you mean by salt-pickled eggs?"
Looking at the jar, Jiangnan had not only filled it with a lot of force but also dumped a ton of salt in there to soak the eggs?
Jiangnan said proudly: (︶.̮︶✽) "Water-type spirit pet eggs should be hatched this way! Adding salt is because sodium chloride is an essential element for living organisms!"
Merlin covered her face. Don't bully me just because I haven't read much!
(ﾉ)`﹏´(ヾ)
I think you just want to eat salted beast eggs with runny yolks!
Craig's eyes twitched uncontrollably!
(◞•̀д•́) "Fine! Then explain the concrete mixer!"
Jiangnan spread his hands: ʅ(･´‸･｀)ʃ "Isn't this basic operation for hatching earth-type spirit beasts? Letting the eggs feel the fragrance of the soil?"
Everyone was dumbfounded!
What the hell is 'feeling the fragrance of the soil'!
Why can't you feel it some other way? Don't add cement!
Before everyone could recover, Jiangnan teleported into the cockpit of a mecha, pushed both control sticks forward!
The two Gatling guns aimed at the pile of spirit pet eggs on the ground!
The students' eyes widened, a bad feeling brewing in their hearts!
(•̥́﹏•̀ू) "Boss Nan? What are you doing?"
The Gatling gun barrels suddenly began to spin, spitting flames!
Bullets shot out at high speed, forming a dense barrage, frantically firing at the spirit pet eggs!
Making "da-da-da" sounds, even spraying blue flames!
At that moment, everyone in the classroom covered their heads, terrified!
୧(๑ŏ﹏ŏ๑)୨
"Damn! Is this for real? Why would someone start firing a mecha's guns during a lecture?"
This definitely isn't something you'd use for a lecture, right?
"Ahhh! The spirit pet eggs are going to break! Boss Nan has gone off the deep end!"
Craig panicked!
(◞°˃᷄益˂᷅) "Stop! The eggs are going to break!"
However, the bullets hit the eggshells, making a "clang, clang, clang" sound!
▇▇=͟͟͞͞=͟͟͞͞·.`.`.`.(҉Egg‶)
Sparks even flew, bullets ricocheted, flying around the classroom!
Bullet holes covered the blackboard, desks, and walls!
Students and instructors ducked for cover, and the soldiers guarding the door were dumbfounded!
Watching the bullets fly out the window in shock!
=͟͟͞͞(๑ò口óﾉ)ﾉ
Is this really a lecture?
Jiangnan curled his lip: "Spirit pet eggs aren't as fragile as you think! The eggshell is the strongest protection the mother spirit beast gives to her babies!"
"Let alone these metal-type spirit pet eggs! I just want them to experience a metal storm!"
As he spoke, the mecha's other two hands grabbed impact drills and started drilling holes in the eggshells, keeping up the output!
Some cracks already appeared on the eggshells!
Crack~ Σ(乀)
Craig covered his face. A metal storm means sweeping them with a Gatling gun?
What kind of inhuman understanding is this?
Merlin suddenly remembered the bet they just made. Jiangnan only said he'd make the eggs hatch. He didn't say whether they'd be alive or dead!
Shit! Playing word games with me?
In the end, am I too young?
But do you have to go this far just to win? These are all little lives!
Just then, a series of "crackling" sounds came out!
The shells of those metal-type spirit pet eggs suddenly split open!
From inside jumped out some bald little puppies, looking like they were drunk, dizzy from the bullets' vibrations, wobbling around!
They were metal-type spirit beasts, Blade Wolves!
All looking at Jiangnan with terror in their eyes. This human is a demon!
ʕ̢̣̣̣̣̩̩̩̩·͡థ﹏థ·͡Ɂ̡̣̣̣̣̩̩̩̩
Then they picked up the eggshells from the ground, gulped them down in a few bites, and their levels all increased!
Their eyes swept across the crowd and finally landed on Da Meng, who was wearing a green fish head mask!
(౦ө౦`)?
They all charged toward Da Meng as if their lives depended on it, cowering in his arms, whimpering!
Seeking protection!
Da Meng: ???
It wasn't just these eggs. The eggs in the oven, fridge, pickling jar, and blender all broke open one after another!
These spirit beasts were all bald when they just hatched!
Their heads shining brilliantly, not a single hair on their bodies, downright ugly!
-`(๑•ั็Ꙫ•็ั๑)´-
Even though their bodies were still small, they were all muscle!
Especially the few little crocodiles that rushed out of the pickling jar, coughing violently and spitting wildly!
We're freshwater crocodiles, not saltwater crocodiles!
These spirit beast cubs all looked at Jiangnan with fear!
Scanning the classroom, they all ran to Da Meng's side for protection!
Everyone was stunned!
"Damn? They really hatched? And the success rate is way too high?"
"What the hell? We took care of them, afraid they'd bump into anything, put so much effort in, and they didn't hatch. Jiangnan shot them with a Gatling gun and they came out?"
"Hiss~ Could it really be the Imitation Hatching Method at work? But Boss Nan just seems to have broken their shells for them?"
The reason the cubs successfully hatched wasn't the method. It was their sheer will to survive, right?
This isn't a hatching method. It's 108 kinds of egg-breaking torture!
Everyone was shocked. Regardless, the eggs were indeed hatched!
Jiangnan put his hands on his hips!
(՞ٹ՞) "See? My method isn't wrong, is it? Still don't believe me? How could the Spirit Pet Chef be wrong?"
But Haiti looked confused!
(๑•̌～•̑๑)ˀ̣ˀ̣ "But why are all the cubs running to Brother Da Meng for protection?"
Other students chimed in!
"Yeah, really strange. Da Meng can't use that many spirit pets himself, right?"
"Exactly! They can't all go to him!"
At this moment, over a hundred spirit beast cubs had gathered around Da Meng, whimpering!
Da Meng held up his hands, not daring to move, looking at a loss!
٩(౦ө౦`)۶
Jiangnan listened to the cubs' whimpers and his mouth twitched!
"Green Fish Bro! Protect us! Humans are way too scary!"
"Yeah yeah! Our survival depends entirely on you!"
Jiangnan coughed twice!
(￢ก￢。) "The cubs think Brother Da Meng is a spirit beast!"
"They're all seeking his protection!"
Someone immediately suggested, "Da Meng! Take off your mask. You can't keep all these spirit pets, right?"
"Share some with us. Take it off!"
Da Meng scratched his head: (౦ө౦`)୨ "Huh? Can I? Alright, then!"
So he took off the mask, revealing his true face!
(є꜄ଳⰙଳ꜂є)
The next moment, the air in the classroom vibrated again!
The students' expressions turned terrifying. They couldn't help but vomit again, covered in goosebumps from his ugliness!
Σ_(꒪ཀ꒪」∠)
But the spirit beast cubs went crazy, crowding forward excitedly!
ʕ◍˃̵͈̑ᴗ˂̵͈̑ʔو "Wow! You look so fierce! Being this fierce means you must be strong. From today on, you're our big brother!"
٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ "Humans are too scary! Especially the human on the podium! Big brother, protect us!"
(=´ᴥ`) "Exactly! We're on the same spirit beast side. You can't ignore us! Hey bro, what kind of beast are you?"
(O･e･) "Who cares what kind of beast big brother is? As long as he's not human. No human looks like that!"
Da Meng grinned!
(꜀꜄ଳൠଳ꜂꜆) "Can't help it. They still like me. Maybe it's my unique personal charm?"
Jiangnan covered his face!
(ﾉ)´-﹏-`(ヾ)
What are you so smug about?!
Personal charm, my ass! They don't even consider you human!
I don't know whether to be happy or sad for Da Meng!
So ugly that spirit beast cubs think he's one of them?
Hiss~
Merlin and Craig were also amazed. Could this be the correct way to hatch spirit pet eggs?
Every egg Jiangnan had hatched came out!
Just then, Sasha pointed at the two eggs in the corner of the egg rack!
"I admit the Imitation Hatching Method has something to it, but how do you hatch those two sound-type eggs?"
"This environment can't be simulated, right?"
Craig's eyes also lit up. They hadn't lost yet. There were still two eggs that hadn't hatched!
Jiangnan picked up the two eggs and examined them. They were Jiliwala Bird eggs!
(egg)٩(•︠～•︡)۶(egg)
"What's so hard about that? When these two eggs hatch, the mother bird must give them egg education every day!"
"Let them listen to songs, get nurtured from a young age. To speed up hatching, you just need to sing to them!"
With that, he tossed the eggs to Sasha!
Sasha caught them, looking skeptical: "Is it really that simple?"
Jiangnan shrugged: ╮(•́ω•̀)╭ "Just give it a try?"
Sasha cleared her throat, looking enchanted!
The students all looked terrified, frantically searching for emergency exits!
But everything happened so suddenly!
Sasha burst into song!
ꉂꉂ(¯᷄口¯᷅°)໒꒱ "Ah~ Uncle Ma and..."
Just as she sang half a line, two "crack" sounds came out, and the Jiliwala Birds broke out of their shells!
A mouthful of unknown liquid spurted onto Sasha's chest and thigh!
They vomited violently, their eyes full of indignation!
They jumped up and slapped Sasha twice with their wings!
噗～(￣ε(#￣)꒰ঌ(ʘʚʘ)
Then they hopped onto her head and started pecking wildly!
"So bad! Disgusting!"
"You're insulting us! Ptooey! Peck you to death!"
Sasha was stunned: "Th-they hatched? Is my singing really that effective?"
Jiangnan smiled warmly: "Of course! See? They like you so much they're kissing your head!"
Just then, a sound of "blech~ blech~" came from behind!
Jiangnan frowned sharply, looking at an empty space beside him!
Hmm? Who's vomiting?