Chapter 1201: Very Comprehensive
Everyone's eyes were fixed on the man... thing? that had just walked in!
Jiangnan was horrified, and the next second he turned around and threw up!
Σ_(꒪ཀ꒪」∠) "Ugh-waah~ ugh~"
He vomited out all the breakfast he had just eaten!
What the hell had just come in here?
And it wasn't just Jiangnan; the entire classroom was filled with terrified screams!
Many girls cowered into their boyfriends' arms!
Ah~ (ﾉ)口(ヾ)
Emma and Yuna hid behind Jiangnan, trembling!
ᥬ(☍﹏⁰|Nan|˛˙﹏˙)
The sound of vomiting echoed continuously in the classroom!
Jiangnan was truly shocked!
How could a person be this ugly?
So ugly that Jiangnan even doubted whether he was actually a human!
The man had brown hair, with a particularly conspicuous single strand of hair sticking straight up from the top of his head, over twenty centimeters long!
His facial features were twisted—his nose wasn't a nose, and his eyes weren't eyes!
He had a mouth full of sharp, spiky teeth!
(꜀꜄ଳⰙଳ꜂꜆)…
Not only was he ugly, but he was also fiercely ugly! Just his face alone inspired fear and terror, making people involuntarily shiver!
If Jiangnan's looks were a perfect 100,
Then this brother was a whopping negative one million!
Ugly enough to make people throw up? Do you know just how ugly that is?
The students were in an uproar!
(ᵒ̴̶̷̥́﹏ᵒ̴̶̷̣̥̀) "Being ugly isn't your fault, but coming out to scare people is wrong!"
(*/﹏＼*) "Sss~ Look, you already made Brave Nan throw up. If he gets mad, he might tear down the academy. It'll all be your fault!"
(ꐦ｀益´)ｺ "Hurry up and leave! This isn't a place for you. Just one look at you ruins my mood!"
(∩´﹏`∩) "I can't take it anymore! Everyone, quickly look at Brave Nan! Looking at him will ease your urge to vomit!"
Everyone immediately stared at Jiangnan. Indeed, looking at a handsome guy made them feel happy!
But the moment their peripheral vision caught that brother, they almost threw up again!
The air in the classroom trembled!
Pumbathi was shaking from the sheer ugliness! How could this brother be this ugly?
Melin rolled her eyes, desperately trying not to let him appear in her field of vision!
(◞꒪ั﹏꒪ั◟) "Ahem, Damon… maybe you shouldn't listen right now? How about I record the lesson and send you the video?"
"Now that you're here, the other students can't..."
Damon lowered his head, looking a bit awkward. There was disappointment in his eyes, and he glanced reluctantly at Jiangnan!
୧(꜀꜄ꆧⰙꆧ꜂꜆)…
"Then I'll go."
Jiangnan waved his hand: ٩(*～*) "Wait! Let him stay. He can wear a mask, as long as it doesn't affect my class. Ugh~"
He then pulled out a green fish-head mask and tossed it to Damon!
Damon was stunned. With immense gratitude, he took the mask and put it on!
(꜀꜄ಥⰙಥ꜂꜆) "Thank you, Brave Nan!"
Jiangnan patted his shoulder, grinned, and said, "Go on in."
Then he turned to Heidi and asked, "What's Damon's background?"
Heidi whispered, "He's my brother. Diamond One, quite famous. But he's not well-liked because of his appearance."
"His ability is bestialization—demon anglerfish. It's a deep-sea creature. The fish itself is indescribably ugly, so..."
Jiangnan was astonished.
A deep-sea creature? Because no one could see them, they just grew however they wanted?
That was way too random! It perfectly avoided all human characteristics!
And Damon was a prince?
Others had white horses and handsome princes, but this ugly prince was ugly enough to shatter all a girl's fantasies!
Seeing Damon sit at the edge of the classroom, with all the other students keeping several meters away from him,
Jiangnan instantly felt he had to save him.
Wasn't this a potential customer for him?
The Beauty Elixir was made for exactly this purpose!
Thinking of this, Jiangnan let out a mischievous chuckle!
(΄◞ิ෴◟ิ‵)
He then cleared his throat and put on a serious face!
(๑•̀～•́) "Alright! Now I'm going to teach you the secret method of egg incubation. You must listen carefully, got it?"
Everyone nodded expectantly.
Even the Dao Heaven-level Craig and Melin had come to listen, which proved the value of this lesson!
Little did they know that Pang Kongqi was also listening attentively on the side!
Jiangnan announced loudly, "There are two ways to tame a spirit pet: the first is innate incubation, and the second is subduing them in the wild."
"Incubation is the ideal method, because it strengthens the bond between master and pet and improves cooperation."
"But this presents one problem: humans take much longer to incubate eggs than spirit beasts do. Sometimes the eggs rot before they hatch."
"That's because you haven't mastered the correct incubation method."
At this point, everyone in the audience nodded like little chicks pecking at rice.
The Fish Kingdom had tried all kinds of methods but always failed, and that was why they had come to the Hua Xia for advice.
Jiangnan grinned: "So, I have developed a set of 'Mix-and-Gravel Method' to speed up the incubation process. Today, I'll teach it to you!"
The moment he said this, everyone's expressions froze!
=͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪‧̣̥̇) What?
What method?
Why was he cussing while teaching?!
It sounded utterly unreliable!
They had their pants off ready, and he gives them this?!
Shasha squinted and raised her hand.
(･ิ≖～≖･ิ) "Are you serious? Our Fish Kingdom spent a fortune to bring you here, not to listen to your nonsense!"
"If you dare to mess with us, do you believe I'll report you to my father?"
Jiangnan grinned: "Oh? You're a stubborn little wild donkey, huh? What, you didn't get enough last night and are feeling a bit frustrated?"
"Want to be cast into the cold palace too?"
Shasha's face turned pale, and sweat beaded on her forehead.
Jiangnan knew she did it? Then why did he deal with Uzi but leave her?
And you're the wild donkey!
[From Shasha's grievance value +1000.]
Melin said calmly, "Don't be so hasty. Listen to the teacher properly."
Jiangnan put his hands on his hips: ٩(ꐦఠдఠ)و "Exactly! I'm killing myself up here, and you lot aren't cooperating down there?"
"If you end up with nothing in your bellies, don't blame the teacher for not doing his job well!"
Everyone: ...
Are you really teaching, or are you talking about something else entirely?
Melin twitched her mouth: "But your 'Mix-and-Gravel Method' really doesn't sound feasible."
Jiangnan: (¯ิٹ¯ิ๑) "Oh? Fellow Melin doesn't believe me? Fine!"
"I'll use the Mix-and-Gravel Method on these eggs on the shelf. I'll have every single one of them hatch today!"
"If I succeed, the Fish Kingdom royal family must promise me one not-too-outrageous request. Deal?"
Melin was taken aback. He was betting on this?
Craig chuckled: "I can decide that. But if you fail, give our Fish Kingdom ten more Pocket Rabbits."
Jiangnan grinned: "It's a deal. Whoever backs out is a little dog."
Melin smirked. He's still too young.
This bet was almost a sure win. Even if the method was amazing, it was impossible to hatch all these eggs in one day!
And one request? How outrageous could he be?
If it was too hard to fulfill, they could just refuse on the grounds that it was excessive!
But if Jiangnan lost, he had to pay ten Pocket Rabbits. There was no downside!
With the bet made, Jiangnan was instantly full of motivation!
He began frantically pulling equipment out of the Alternate Dimension!
The first thing to appear was a large iron cauldron—the basic gear of a spirit pet chef!
Then came an oven, a microwave, and a refrigerator!
Under Jiangnan's orders, Emma and Yuna, looking utterly confused, started plugging things in and heating water!
₍₍◝('～'◝)⁾⁾₍₍ᥬ(◟'﹃')◟⁾⁾
He even brought out a fire-type tool person to start a fire!
Everyone in the classroom was baffled!
What the hell? Weren't we supposed to be hatching eggs? Why were they cooking?
What kind of weird stuff did he have stuffed in his Alternate Dimension?
Did he stuff an entire kitchen in there?
But it didn't end there!
Jiangnan then pulled out a concrete mixer, an impact drill, #325 cement, sand, gravel…
Shasha: ???
Damn!
Can you explain why there's a concrete mixer in your Alternate Dimension?
Why had it suddenly turned into an industrial construction site?!
I wouldn't even be surprised if you pulled out an excavator now!
But Jiangnan didn't.
Instead, he pulled out a heavily modified mech, with two Gatling machine guns mounted on its arms…
Everyone's eyes nearly fell out!
A mech was too much!
Were you really hatching eggs? In the span of a few minutes, you'd set up a construction site!
Were you about to start rebuilding the academy before even starting to tear it down?
Were you planning to contract all of Lantis Academy's engineering projects?
This was something Jiangnan had obtained from the Nightless City and had been hoarding ever since.
Jiangnan looked troubled. If only he had brought the Universal Egg Incubation Maiden, he wouldn't have had to go through all this trouble!
He went over to the shelf and sorted the eggs by type.
Some were put into the pot to boil, some into the refrigerator to freeze, and others into the oven and induction cooker.
He threw over a dozen eggs into the pot, not forgetting to add some Power 2.0!
Emma was ecstatic, eagerly coming over to help. Whatever Jiangnan told her to put the eggs into, she did!
She was drooling so much she even started adding seasonings on her own!
The two Pocket Rabbits were trembling in Yuna's arms.
Melin and the others were dumbfounded!
Why the hell were you cooking?! Did you not get enough breakfast earlier, so after throwing up, you decided to have an all-egg feast?!
He clearly wasn't here to teach—he was here to eat!
We worked so hard to collect these eggs! How could you bear to do this to them?!
But before Melin could stop him, they saw Jiangnan toss a dozen or so eggs into the concrete mixer!
He poured in sand, cement, and gravel, added Power 2.0, and pressed the mix button!
The eggs were mixed together with the concrete and gravel, spinning wildly. Jiangnan patted his hands together with satisfaction!
Craig: ???
What kind of insane operation is this?!
An all-egg feast I can understand, but what's with the eggs and cement?
Was this your "Mix and Concrete Gravel and Eggs" method?!
Apologize to the eggs this instant!