Chapter 1192: Shiba Inu's Smile
That feeling was like an electric current striking down from the crown of the head!
All over, a tingly numbness!
The princesses were stunned, their eyes unable to leave Jiangnan for even a second!
Having just suffered Shaxia's ear-piercing magic sound, Jiangnan's song "That Year, That Youth" directly hit their sweet spot, you know?
Their little hearts nearly jumped right out of their chests!
Even their pupils turned into heart shapes!
(ૢෆ3ෆ)୧୨
A Southern Man who's handsome and capable, dances well, and sings beautifully—there's no way to refuse him, right?
Even the princes and nobles all shuddered collectively!
It was as refreshing as the shiver after finally letting out a held-in pee!
Shaxia was astonished, her face blank. What level of high note was this exactly?
(*ﾟ口ﾟ)!!
Why did I actually "see" in his singing a young man standing on a cliff, gazing at the bright moon?
But before Shaxia could pull herself out of the shock—
Jiangnan switched microphones and sang again!
ꉂꉂ⋌˚(︶口︶๑)ﾉ
"In youth, how wild and reckless~"
"The sky is high, where do you wish to go?"
As the operatic style kicked in, the atmosphere of the entire venue exploded!
It was like playing Dou Di Zhu—just when you threw out four twos and the opponent couldn't match, you followed up with a king bomb!
The girls' eyes at Jiangnan were completely intoxicated, letting out excited screams!
٩(*´ᗜ`*)۶ Ya'er~
Not a few fainted from sheer excitement!
Shaxia's head felt like someone had clubbed her with a blunt object; her whole body went numb!
Young and wild, with lofty ambitions?
Wasn't Jiangnan the real-life portrayal of the person in the song?
Was he singing about himself?
This rich Eastern classical charm, combined with the operatic style, made Shaxia's ears redden!
[From Shaxia's Frustration Value +1000!]
He's so good at this!
Although she didn't want to admit it, his singing was indeed a tiny bit better than hers~
Heidi was excited, her face flushed red, not knowing what to say!
She kept pointing at Jiangnan while tugging on Robelite's skirt!
Robelite blushed.
(ﾉ)﹏(ヾ) "Mm-hmm! I saw! He... he's quite handsome!"
Jiangnan's lips curled into a smirk, his eyes deep and dazed.
(๑°᷄ﾛ°᷅)˚⋋
"And fear that growing old will regret my wasted youth~"
"A lifetime sigh~ so absurd!"
Shaxia swallowed, opened her mouth, but couldn't say anything.
All she could do was grind her teeth endlessly!
The princesses went crazy!
"Ahhh! I don't care! I want to bear his children! A whole litter!"
"Oh my god! This is too artistic, isn't it? 'If you don't go wild in youth, you waste your youth'! I want to go wild too!"
"Dammit! The moment he opens his mouth, he becomes the center of attention! Love it, love it!"
"Is there anything this Southern Man can't do? Showing off and dominating the scene anytime, anywhere?"
Jiangnan raised the microphone high: "Everybody! Let's get hyped together!"
As he spoke, he threw out more than a dozen Awkward Dance Grenades, which rolled onto the floor.
☻☻☻(๑˘ٹ˘)ᐢ☻☻☻
The scene went silent for a moment.
Everyone was utterly terrified!
(ʘ̆ωʘ̥̆‖)!
Dammit!
Why would this guy throw out hand grenades while singing?
Listening to Shaxia sing made you want to die! Listening to Southern God sing literally killed you!
Wasn't that a king bomb? That was an actual explosion!
People didn't even have time to flee. The grenades detonated, multicolored electric light covering the whole venue!
Engulfing everyone!
An irresistible urge to dance surged into Shaxia's heart!
Shaxia: ???
She couldn't control herself at all—one hand raised high, the other stretched out flat!
On the spot, she cosplayed a tornado sweeping through, and started spinning around the dance floor! ️
[From Shaxia's Frustration Value +1000!]
Damn it! Why am I involuntarily dancing such a vulgar dance?
I'm a princess of the Fish Kingdom—graceful and composed, refined, that's what I'm supposed to be!
I can't do this!
[From Shaxia...]
She nearly lost her mind!
Looking at Jiangnan, he pulled out two Green Onion Holy Swords and started swinging the Green Onion Sword Technique on the spot, singing the "Power Song" at the top of his lungs!
He kept charging the Green Onion Holy Swords with energy; in just this short while, he'd already charged over a dozen!
Shaxia glared: (☍﹏⁰。) "Why can you dance such an embarrassing dance without any concern? Aren't you shy at all?"
Jiangnan shrugged nonchalantly: ʅ(･´‸･｀)ʃ
"Face? I threw that away long ago!"
After so many years, Jiangnan's skin was as thick as a city wall—even Dao Heaven couldn't pierce it!
Besides, everyone was making a fool of themselves. As long as someone was more embarrassing than me, I wasn't embarrassing!
Not only were Shaxia and Jiangnan dancing, but not a single person in the room escaped!
Heidi was doing the clap dance, Robelite was swinging her greatsword around the room hacking at everything, and everyone's faces were white with fear!
Uzi stood with one hand on his hip and the other swinging his arm, squatting in a horse stance as he furiously thrust his hips!
And he kept shouting!
੧(‖ʘ̆口ʘ̥̆)ʃ "Ba xing gou lei~ Ba xing ba xing gou lei~"
His face was black as pitch!
[From Uzi's Frustration Value +1000!]
Damn it! The grand, steady, handsome image of me as the crown prince!
Completely ruined by you! Just you wait!
[From Uzi...]
The banquet finally ended in a scene of wild dancing chaos. The nobles and royalty turned and fled, not daring to stay any longer!
They all took taxis, because one row of luxury cars in the parking lot—Jiangnan had packed them all into the Alternate Dimension!
After agreeing to give a lecture at the Lantis Academy tomorrow, Jiangnan and Xiao Mila returned to the mansion.
In front of the room, Yuna took Mila's hand and smiled.
"I'll sleep in a separate room with Mila. Tonight, you take first watch?"
Emma looked disappointed.
ᥬ(❤﹃❤)᭄ "Ah~ I thought the master was going to handle both of us at once? I thought..."
Yuna picked up Xiao Mila: "It would be too pitiful for Mila to sleep alone, right?"
Jiangnan sneered inwardly. Trying to separate us?
So there's definitely an operation tonight?
Just as Jiangnan was about to speak, Mila smiled sweetly: "Mm-hmm, I'll sleep with Sister Yuna. I like her the most!"
As she said that, she blinked her big eyes at Jiangnan.
✧(˃᷄ꇴᵒ̌๑)
Jiangnan smirked secretly. Mila was cooperative.
"Alright then. Remember to protect Mila's safety. She's very vulnerable at night!"
Yuna nodded: "Whoever wants to touch her will have to answer to my blade."
With that, she carried Mila toward the room deep inside the mansion.
Emma, on the other hand, considerately opened the door to Jiangnan's room.
She ran in first and carefully scouted the entire room, confirming it was safe.
Then she came up to Jiangnan with a look of excitement.
"Master? Would you like to bathe first? Or have a SPA? Or... hehehe?"
As she spoke, she grabbed the hem of her skirt, aimed at Jiangnan, and flipped it up!
Jiangnan's expression froze on the spot!
Σ(ଵﾛଵ๑)
Emma's white stockings were still normal enough, but above that it got weird!
On her plump thighs, she wore a pair of lantern safety shorts, printed with dozens of smiling Shiba Inus giving thumbs-up!
The visual effect hit instantly!
Jiangnan couldn't hold it in!
ꉂꉂ(˃᷄ꇴ˂᷅๑) "Pfft—hahaha! What the hell are those shorts? Where did you buy them? That's not right, is it?"
Even if he had any thoughts, they'd be extinguished by those twenty-odd Shiba Inus staring at him!
Emma's face turned beet red!
ᥬ(⑉Ծ﹏Ծ⑉)᭄ "I-is it really that strange? This is my favorite pair, you know? I changed into them specially today!"
Emma's little face was full of determination, but her chubby legs couldn't help trembling.
Clearly, she was extremely nervous inside.
Jiangnan smirked and gave Emma a flick on the forehead.
"I haven't even eaten yet. Let's eat first!"
"Things like that are better done with someone you love. I'll pass."
Emma was stunned and then said urgently: ᥬ(๑ŏ﹏ŏ) "But I really like my master! I won't let you down!"
"Is Master disgusted because Emma isn't clean? No, I'm not! Battle maids have to maintain chastity before being assigned!"
Jiangnan put on a serious expression: "Are you disobeying me? Go and get some food!"
As he spoke, he began pouring Dali liquid into the bathtub.
Emma saluted: ∠(｀ω´*) "Okay! So if I do well, can I be rewarded with a bath together?"
Jiangnan darkened his face: (̿▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿̿)̄ "Just scrub my back for me."
When Emma heard that, her eyes lit up, and she immediately went off to get food with full motivation!
Lying in the bathtub, Jiangnan began cultivating the Spirit Muscle and Jade Bone technique, then started looking forward to tonight's operation.
I wonder who will come?
Jiangnan still wasn't sure which maid was the problem.
But after tonight, he should know.
At that moment, in Mila's room, Yuna was bathing Mila, laughing nonstop, the atmosphere peaceful.
Yuna crouched outside the bathtub. A wisp of black shadow shot out from under her feet, extending along the room's shadows, moving forward all the way!
In Uzi's room, Uzi, wearing a bathrobe, sat on a stool and lit a cigarette.
He looked up and checked the time.
Just then, the shadows converged, forming a blurry human figure behind the curtain.
"Yuna greets Lord Uzi!"
Uzi hooked the corner of his mouth into a smile. "Good!"