Chapter 1191: Lingering Echoes! Sea Songstress?
But Pang Badi had already run off with his little brothers, so there was no need to stick around any longer!
After all, the invitation had been delivered, and the goal of this trip had already been achieved!
Saina had also taken the mom group and vanished into thin air!
Shaxia, who was lagging behind with her legs apart, felt a bit disappointed!
(๑･᷄～･᷅) Tch～
Hmph! Missing out on my singing is the greatest loss of your lives!
Dancing or anything like that was completely out of the question; she was all swollen up!
Besides, if she danced, wouldn’t that just let Jiangnan show off again?
Shaxia shot Jiangnan a provoking glance.
(๑¯ิ.̮¯)
Let me show you, then!
What it means to be a heavenly voice, the voice of a world-class singing star!
With that, she grabbed the microphone and headed toward the center of the dance floor.
Jiangnan rested his chin on his hand, watching Shaxia with great interest.
(。ᵒ̌กᵒ̌) "Quite talented in many ways, huh? She can sing too?"
Hai Di's voice trembled uncontrollably.
(๑ŏ﹏ŏ๑) "Sister Shaxia's ability is beast transformation. The type of beast transformation is a sea fairy, a creature that exists only in legends!"
"They say that sirens produce lingering, beautiful songs. Any sailor who hears them becomes obsessed and passes on, and even their ships run aground and sink!"
"Mm... Sister Shaxia's singing is very... very special!"
Hearing Hai Di say that, Jiangnan became interested instead.
Shaxia smiled sweetly.
(*⁰̷̴◡⁰̷̴) "Then I’ll make a fool of myself and offer you all a new song I just created a few days ago."
"The Siren's Heartfelt Voice."
At once, warm applause filled the hall. The expressions of those princes, princesses, and nobles were extremely unnatural.
Yet they cheered along excitedly.
(‧̣̥̇˘•ㅂ•˘‧̣̥̇) "Hahaha! We get to hear Princess Shaxia’s beautiful singing again? I feel so thrilled my body is trembling!"
(⌒﹏⌒;) "Able to hear a new song from the Siren Songstress? This is a blessing earned from a past life!"
(ﾉ)`﹏´(ヾ) "I can’t wait. Surely this beautiful song will lull me to sleep, right?"
Wuzi swallowed his saliva and quickly answered the phone.
(´ﾟ口ﾟ)ᕤ "Hello? What? Mom 114 is about to give birth? I’ll be right there!"
Shaxia glared: (งʘ̆皿ʘ̆)ง "Giving birth where? Mom 114 just came over a moment ago! You’re not allowed to go! And you’re holding the phone upside down!"
Wuzi!!!
He couldn’t help but look bitter. He’d miscalculated!
Shaxia cleared her throat, and a soothing melody began to play in the hall, carrying a hint of sadness with it.
The next second, a pair of blue wings bloomed behind Shaxia, feathers scattering everywhere.
˚₊*꒰ঌ(｡˘ꇴ˘｡)໒꒱˚*₊˚
A mane of blue wavy hair drifted like ocean waves, and faintly, the sound of crashing waves could be heard.
The lights in the hall dimmed, focusing on Shaxia.
To be honest, at this moment, Shaxia truly looked like a fairy of the sea, carrying a unique charm.
Jiangnan also began to listen with anticipation.
As the soothing piano music played, Shaxia closed her eyes, slowly raised her hand, and opened her mouth to sing.
꒰ঌ(๑•̀口•́)˚⋋ "Ah-ya-haa~"
A shrill bel canto burst out abruptly!
It felt like walking down a deserted path at night and suddenly having a female ghost jump out from the bushes!
The piano immediately cracked its note, and the old man playing the piano, scared out of his wits, bolted up from his stool, pale-faced.
Σ(◞ʘ̆෴ʘ̥̆◟‖)‼
That one shout nearly stopped the old man’s heart!
Shaxia looked annoyed.
(๐･᷅～･᷄)☛ "What’s wrong with you? I finally built up the emotion!"
The pianist wiped the sweat off his forehead, still shaken.
(◞￢෴￢◟‖)
"You... please continue!"
Jiangnan sat on his stool and swallowed his saliva. Bel canto?
That shout nearly sent me to the afterlife!
The piano piece began again.
Shaxia raised her hand and sang once more, her face full of delight.
꒰ঌ(ʃƪ˘³˘) "Dulu~ dulu~"
⋌˚(ˊ口ˋ*)و "Ya~ Uncle Ma and Little Uncle~ oh oh~"
⋌˚(˃᷄益˂᷅˚*)ง "Ee~ stupid riding lass not squat! No woo-woo~"
Jiangnan covered his head in terror.
୧(͡⚆口͡⚆)୨ Hiss~
A powerful sound wave spread wildly with Shaxia at its center!
Jiangnan almost sprayed out a mouthful of old blood, feeling like his head was about to explode!
What language are you even singing in?
It sounds terrible! That voice is like scratching iron sheets with fingernails!
And the lyrics sound weird when misheard, don’t they?
Is this even broadcastable?
At this moment, not only Jiangnan’s head hurt, but the other princes and princesses were also going crazy!
One prince covered his head and knelt on the ground, banging it wildly, his face twisted.
(งథ益థ)ง "Ahhh~ It sounds so good, I feel like I see my grandmother who went to heaven! She’s come to take me!"
One princess vomited right onto the floor.
(ꐦ･᷄༥･᷅ꐦ) "This singing is so good it makes me puke! Only after purifying one’s body and mind can one appreciate this heavenly melody? Ugh, wow!"
(ꐦ´༎ຶ口༎ຶꐦ)☛ "Oh my! Look! He’s lying on the ground, foaming at the mouth and kicking his legs from excitement! Thrilled to convulsions!"
"This is the true strength of the Siren Songstress! It’s truly lingering echoes around the beams!"
Jiangnan!!!
To hell with your lingering echoes!
This is clearly a donkey’s echo lingering around the beams!
Shaxia’s singing is no different from a donkey’s braying!
It’s spiritual pollution!
Are you all just saying that out of respect for the eldest princess?
Don’t give her confidence! Are you risking your lives to kiss a donkey’s butt?
"How did Shaxia become a world-class singer?"
Hai Di, like an ostrich, covered her head and lay on the ground, trembling nonstop.
୧(⇀﹏↼)୨ "Sister Shaxia’s live performance is indeed a disaster scene, because her talent skill’s sound waves affect it."
"But when recorded, it sounds good. She herself also hears it as good; the sound waves don’t affect her."
Jiangnan!!!
That works?
Jiangnan saw two streams of blood flowing from his ears, utterly astonished.
Wuzi fell unconscious on the spot. Now Jiangnan finally understood why those insomniacs wanted to go to Shaxia’s concert.
They get sung into unconsciousness on the spot, right?
At this moment, Shaxia was full of pride, enjoying everyone’s “cheers” (screams of agony) and “shouts” (screams of pain).
⋌˚(︶ꇴ︶๑)۶ "Died~ went on TV but no one knows, ao ao~"
(๑͡°口͡°)˚⋋ "Nee~ probably like it dead! mama~ ahhh!"
☚(｡˘ᗜ˘｡)☛ "Put the stone hard~"
Jiangnan’s face twisted, his head about to explode.
(งཀ益ཀ)ง "Hey! Shut up! You fairy!"
A prince reached out his finger and pierced his own eardrum, but he could still hear the singing. He cried out in despair.
୧(꒦ິ口꒦ີ)୨ "Why! I, an impure person, don’t deserve to hear such beautiful singing. Why can I still hear it? I am guilty!"
"Is this the Siren Songstress’s 'salvation' (punishment) for me? Ugh~"
Shaxia’s face turned red with excitement. Everyone was truly mesmerized by her singing, right?
So many people fainted from excitement, lying all over the place?
Then let’s reward them a little more!
(ꐦʘ口ʘ)˚⋋ "Ah~ ahhh~"
The dolphin voice enhanced by the talent skill burst forth. Shaxia roared passionately, her face full of enjoyment.
The wine glasses and glassware in the banquet hall all shattered!
The old man playing the piano was also taken out!
Jiangnan gritted his steel teeth. This is no dolphin voice; it’s a wild donkey’s call!
Shaxia’s destructive power is way too strong, right?
Jiangnan couldn’t take it anymore. He teleported up, pulled out a Large Green Stick, and cracked it over Shaxia’s head!
With a "bang," Shaxia’s eyes rolled back, and she collapsed straight to the ground. The world was finally quiet!
Everyone who had fainted from "excitement" showed expressions of relief.
°(°¯᷄◡¯᷅°)°
Shaxia only passed out for a moment before waking up. She held her head, furious.
୧(ꐦ°᷄益°᷅) "Why did you hit me? I was just reaching the climax of my song!"
Jiangnan glared: "Shut up! It sounds horrible! If you keep singing, even the donkeys will go crazy! Shaxia the Wild Donkey!"
[From Shaxia’s Resentment Value +1001!]
"You’re the donkey! You can say I look ugly, hit me, curse me, and I’ll accept it, but you can’t say my singing is bad! That’s an insult to my personality!"
Jiangnan rolled his eyes: "Insult? I’m just stating a fact!"
Shaxia was furious: "Everyone! Tell me, is my singing bad?"
The princes and princesses all wept!
"Although you’re a governor, you can’t say that about our Princess Shaxia! Her singing is so good it makes you puke!"
"Yeah, yeah! You just don’t appreciate it. I haven’t had enough time to chat with my grandma!"
"Saying our princess’s singing is bad? If you’re so good, why don’t you try?"
Jiangnan was stunned. You bunch of heartless bastards!
Can you stop kissing donkey butt? I just saved your lives!
Shaxia looked smug: (¯ิٹ¯ิ๑) "See? Everyone says it’s good! I think you’re just jealous, deliberately picking a fight. If you’re so good, you get up there!"
Jiangnan was triggered. A mere wild donkey thinks she has the upper hand, huh?
"Fine, I’ll go!"
With that, he snatched the microphone from Shaxia’s hand.
[Triggered Skill! Heavenly Singer (Beginner): LV0!]
[Added Skill Points: 1,111,100 points!]
[Skill Upgraded! Heavenly Singer (Grandmaster): MAX!]
So many skill points! Who cares?
Today, I must teach Shaxia the Wild Donkey a lesson!
Jiangnan said calmly: "That Year • Youth. Excuse my poor performance."
Shaxia was stunned. Jiangnan can actually sing?
Not only can he dance, but he can also sing. If I’m not mistaken, you must also rap, right?
At this moment, even Hai Di and Luo Beierte stared blankly at Jiangnan.
He really went up?
Is there anything you can’t do?
Emma and Yuna also looked at Jiangnan with anticipation. Mila even jumped up excitedly.
"Brother Jiangnan! Go for it!"
Remembering the dancing incident, Shaxia felt a little uneasy, but she still said stubbornly: "If it’s just a KTV level, don’t embarrass yourself in front of everyone!"
Jiangnan sneered. He swept his scattered black hair back, leaving a single strand hanging over his forehead.
He ignored Shaxia, raised the microphone, and started singing directly.
(｡≖ิ口≖ิ)˚⋋♬♩♫˚₊*
"Still remember that year, that month, that fragrance of flowers~"
"Still remember that time, that place, that girl~"
A clear, magnetic voice rang out, echoing throughout the hall.
No accompaniment, just pure a cappella, yet it silenced the entire venue completely.
Shaxia felt goosebumps rush from her spine straight to the top of her head.
The song was fast but full of charm, carrying a youthful, playful energy.
As he held the microphone, Jiangnan didn’t forget to wink at Hai Di.
Hai Di!!!
That look was like an arrow from Cupid, piercing straight through Hai Di’s heart!
━Σ❤(꒪꒫꒪˚*)━➤
After just two lines, he had drawn everyone’s attention completely.
Jiangnan raised the microphone high.
(๑•̀口•́)˚⋋♫♩♬
"Can’t forget that day, that night, that flower house~"
"Blooming brilliantly... under the moonlight~ Ah!!!"
A lethal amount of high notes echoed. At this moment, Jiangnan’s neck veins bulged as he leaned back and belted out the song!
The high notes carried a unique youthful masculinity!
Blasting the entire venue!