Chapter 1124: Meet the Rainbow! Eat the Rainbow
Zhou Yuqing's eyes widened, and she quickly jumped off the stage to apologize!
"Sorry! I really didn't mean to! Are you guys okay? Sorry~"
The freshmen who were foaming at the mouth backed away in fear!
This soft, cute girl who looked pure and harmless, with zero combat power, was this terrifying when she got angry?
Their heads hurt like they were about to explode!
Even Zhao Dezhu looked gratified. Although his physical defense was monstrous,
he had no strategy against psychic brainwave attacks!
He could only rely on his body to withstand them, which was exactly why psychic types were so rare and valuable!
He didn't expect to actually find such a good seedling this time!
Jiangnan was also pleasantly surprised. Once this type of Spirit Warrior grew up, they would be absolutely terrifying!
If Sister Monroe found out, she'd probably be over the moon, right?
The tests continued!
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In the bathroom washbasin area, Wang Zhan and Xiang Zu stood side by side!
Feet shoulder-width apart, hands ready, poses set!
As soon as they opened the valve,
they stacked kinetic energy to the limit their bodies could withstand, unleashing full power!
With a loud "Boom," two high-speed jets of water shot out!
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They slammed hard against the ceramic washbasin!
Both lowered their heads and widened their eyes in shock!
"Oh wow~ This Horse Biscuit is really something! It's almost as strong as an industrial water cutter!"
"Good grief! I've lived this long and never been this powerful! If anyone ever says I can only pee on my shoes downwind, I'll spray a kilometer upwind!"
While they were still in shock, the high-speed jets hit the ceramic wall and, due to the immense impact, exploded into countless droplets!
They splattered in all directions!
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Wang Zhan and Xiang Zu looked terrified as the droplets flew toward their faces!
They instinctively tried to close the valves,
but once at full power, it wasn't something they could just turn off!
They quickly stepped back, standing three or four meters away from the basin,
dodging the splashes while the high-speed jets still accurately hit the basin!
That's how powerful it was!
Wang Zhan and Xiang Zu suddenly got excited!
"Haha, you're not so great either! I can still reach it even pressed against the stall door!"
"What's that? I could do it standing inside the stall and it'd still be fine!"
Just then, Xiao Chuihuo pushed his wheelchair into the bathroom!
His eyes widened in horror!
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There, on the bathroom aisle, two high-speed jets sprayed into the basin!
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Blocking the entire aisle!
The splashing water, illuminated by sunlight, refracted into two brilliant rainbows!
Wang Zhan and Xiang Zu were holding fire hoses, staring at the dean who had just entered, their expressions frozen!
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Xiao Chuihuo was dumbfounded. These two brothers had so many tricks?
What the hell were these high-speed jets comparable to industrial water cutters?
They say "one small step forward, one big step for civilization,"
but you two are impressive! Blocking the entire aisle?
Is this the legendary "Meet the Rainbow, Spray the Rainbow"?
"What? Charging a toll for passing through?"
"Keep the splash down! Happiness for all! Shake it off afterward! Shake clean before you go!"
The two looked like they'd seen a ghost. Of all people, they ran into the dean?
"Yes, Dean!"
Could they be any more unlucky? Luckily, they were done, so they quickly packed up their gear.
But because Xiang Zu was too nervous, when he pulled up his zipper, he activated kinetic stacking and yanked with all his might!
With a "Zip~" sound, Xiang Zu's hand moved so fast it left afterimages!
"Yaaaah~"
A earth-shattering scream came from Xiang Zu's mouth,
making both of them jump!
Xiang Zu was hunched over, his face pale, his features twisted in pain!
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"What's wrong, brother?"
Xiang Zu was sweating in panic: "The zipper caught my skin! Quick! Help me pull it down!"
Xiao Chuihuo shivered just hearing it. How painful must that be?
Wang Zhan quickly looked down: "Damn! Where's the zipper? There's no zipper!"
The zipper had been completely ripped off by Xiang Zu, still clutched in his hand!
[From Xiang Zu: Resentment +1000!]
They should never have gone to that damn bathroom!
"Forget it! Just rip it off! Quick!"
Wang Zhan didn't care anymore. He grabbed the zipper area and squeezed tightly!
Xiang Zu: !!!
"Ahhh~ Don't! Don't..."
With a "Rip~" sound,
Xiang Zu screamed again. Wang Zhan, unable to control himself, yanked with all his strength, tearing off the fabric and some... miscellaneous parts along with it!
The perfectly good pants were completely shredded!
Xiang Zu curled up, collapsed on the ground, his face white as a sheet!
You're not supposed to pull so hard to help it grow!
Xiao Chuihuo's eyes bulged. Without a word, he spun his wheelchair around and rushed out of the bathroom!
His expression was one of sheer horror!
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These freshmen... were truly ruthless.
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"Long Yu!"
At this moment, on the stage, Ye Xingxuan was in a half-dragon state, her scales standing on end, shimmering like starlight!
Zhao Dezhu grinned: "Little girl from the Ye family, huh? Come on! Let's see if you've been slacking off!"
Ye Xingxuan's body suddenly accelerated!
"Cloud Dragon Nine Appearances!"
At full power, after nine short bursts of acceleration, her speed became a blur!
"Starlight Vortex!"
A beam of starlight erupted from her dragon claw, slamming into Zhao Dezhu's chest!
It blasted him back half a step as he absorbed the force!
When the starlight faded, Zhao Dezhu's chest skin was reddened, with three claw marks, but not even a scratch!
Ye Xingxuan gasped!
Was this all the Horse Biscuit and Green Stick could do? So this was the true strength of the Huaxia Dragon Armor?
Zhao Dezhu burst out laughing!
"Don't be discouraged! Having this kind of attack power is already impressive!"
"After all, I'm the Huaxia Dragon Armor. To break my defense, you'll need a couple more years of training. Pass! Go on down!"
Ye Xingxuan looked a bit disappointed, but at least she passed. She turned to leave the stage!
But just then, the effect of the Horse Biscuit wore off, and an uncontrollable instinct surged out!
Ye Xingxuan's leg moved on its own. She kicked backward like a horse,
executing a perfect dragon tail sweep! Full power back kick!
Zhao Dezhu was still standing there laughing when Ye Xingxuan's foot connected with his... vulnerable spot!
With a "Bang,"
Zhao Dezhu shuddered violently, his smile frozen, rising on his tiptoes and gasping!
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His face turned green!
This kick was perfectly aimed, right on target!
Comparable to Jiangnan's infamous family-ending flying knee!
Every male in the audience instinctively stepped back,
feeling a chill down their spines!
Jiangnan covered his face!
Damn! What a coincidence!
Did the side effect have to kick in at a time like this?
Ye Xingxuan obviously realized what she had done!
Why couldn't she stop herself from kicking backward?
And she kicked the vice dean!
Her face turned bright red. She quickly turned around!
"I-I'm sorry! I don't know what happened, I just instinctively kicked! I..."
Zhao Dezhu was sweating profusely!
He felt like he was about to cramp up from the pain!
But with all these freshmen watching, he absolutely couldn't show it, or the Huaxia Dragon Armor's reputation would be ruined!
"Ahem~ Everyone, don't laugh. In battle, any means that gives you an advantage—kicking the groin, eye gouging, hair pulling—are all acceptable!"
"Xingxuan's kick was very accurate, very unexpected. Even I didn't see it coming!"
"But this is a test, and you've passed. Please refrain from attacking strange places in the future!"
The freshmen looked at Zhao Dezhu with admiration!
As expected of the Huaxia Dragon Armor! He could take a kick like that?
Truly 360-degree, all-around toughness!
Ye Xingxuan quickly ran off the stage, mortified!
She still had no idea why she suddenly kicked!
The Cat Food Trio secretly gave her a thumbs up!
"Nice one, Sister Xingxuan! You even dared to kick the vice dean?"
Ye Xingxuan covered her face: "Don't bring it up anymore!"
So embarrassing!
Jiangnan was also amazed!
That's my Pillar Ye for you! He can even take a full-power back kick?
Impressive!
Next was Luo Changge. Since the Horse Biscuit's effect wore off, he ate another one to keep it going!
Once on stage, Luo Changge didn't hold back. His physical test might have been lacking,
but his attack test? Watch this!
"Berserk! Power Up!"
Two auxiliary skills stacked!
"Body-Sacrificing Strike!"
A lunge, a punch—the movements were smooth and seamless!
Full power, kinetic energy stacked to the limit his bones could withstand!
Thanks to his Spirit Muscle Jade Bones, Luo Changge's limit was far higher than ordinary people's!
Combined with the Green Stick's physical attack boost, this punch reached a monstrous level!
"Boom!"
Before the sonic boom even sounded, his fist had already slammed into Zhao Dezhu's chest!
The sheer force of the punch even whipped up a gale on the stage!
This strike was exactly at Luo Changge's limit, so he didn't break any bones!
Zhao Dezhu was pushed backward, his feet leaving skid marks on the stage!
On his chest, a fist mark was red and slightly bruised!
Gasps came from the audience! Luo Changge was the first to push Zhao Dezhu that far!
Just how much power did that punch have?
Jiangnan was itching with excitement. This Spirit Muscle Jade Bone and Horse Biscuit were a perfect match!
Zhao Dezhu exhaled the stale air in his chest, walked up to Luo Changge, and grinned!
"Good kid! You've got some of your cousin's momentum from back in the day! Pass! Go on down!"
Luo Changge was thrilled: "Thank you, Vice Dean!"
He turned around abruptly...