# Chapter 1123: Horse Beer
Afraid of waking Jiangnan up, Xia Yao actually covered her mouth and endured it all the way!
She couldn't help grinding her teeth!
Oh you little Nan, I was originally moved to tears, thinking about rewarding you with a Wolf-style face bite!
Is this revenge for my wasabi sandwich this morning?
Sprinkling Pop Rocks on watermelon?
How did you even come up with that?
[From Xia Yao's Resentment Value +666!]
With the refreshing of resentment values, Jiangnan slept exceptionally soundly!
The next morning, more than twenty thousand new students who had advanced gathered early on the training field!
Many of them had big dark circles under their eyes!
(๑◉～◉๑)...
Obviously due to yesterday's post, they were worried about the attack power test and couldn't sleep well!
Now the new students were wide-eyed, looking around as if searching for someone!
Bei Bei pouted!
(｡･᷄3･᷅)"Brother? I called you this morning to go eat together, but your phone wouldn't go through?"
Bei Feng's face darkened!
(̿▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿̿ꐦ)̄ "Siri was smoking in my phone and blew it up!"
Bei Bei: ???
Just then, Jiangnan teleported onto the viewing platform, but didn't set up his street stall.
Instead, he leaned on the railing with his elbows, chin resting on his hands, looking at the training field, appearing somewhat lonely.
(｡˘•～•˘) Sigh~
The new students got anxious. Why isn't God Nan selling treasures today?
We're still waiting to use Horse Biscuits and Large Green Sticks to pass the test!
Time ticked by, second by second.
Jiangnan still hadn't moved, just gazing into the distant sky, sighing deeply.
(｡˘～˘) Sigh~
The new students finally couldn't hold it in anymore. A group of them discussed among themselves.
Then, led by Wang Zhan and Xiang Zu, a group of new students approached.
They kept winking.
(๑◔.̮◔ิ๑)♡
Wang Zhan: "God Nan? Why aren't you setting up your stall? We're still waiting to buy your treasures!"
Jiangnan sighed: "You don't believe in me anymore, and besides, I don't have any treasures to help you pass the attack power test, do I?"
Xiang Zu waved his hand, grinning slyly.
(︶.̮︶*)ﾉ "God Nan, don't hide it. You have Horse Biscuits, right? The kind you ate in Sunny City? The ones that give full power?"
"That's right! And the Large Green Sticks too. Sell us some? You were promoting them yesterday!"
As soon as the two spoke, many new students started cheering along.
Jiangnan could hardly hold back his laughter inside. Yesterday's advertising wasn't wasted!
No, I have to stay serious, can't let the cat out of the bag.
Jiangnan looked shocked.
Σ(°△°|||) "Hiss—how do you know so many details? Who told you?"
Wang Zhan and Xiang Zu snickered secretly. That post's intel was pretty accurate!
But Jiangnan put on a troubled face.
(๐･᷄～･᷅) "It's not that I don't want to sell to you, but I don't have much myself!"
"This stuff is a rare commodity. I don't even have enough for myself. I'm keeping it for emergencies."
Even Bei Feng couldn't stand watching anymore.
(乛益乛ꐦ) Keep acting! Act some more!
Jiangnan's melon-vending, self-praise!
Ye Xingxuan spoke up: (งᵒ̌～ᵒ̌)ง "Just sell us a little, okay? We promise not to tell anyone! We've got the money ready!"
"Yeah, yeah, can you bear to let us fail to become your junior students? Please, otherwise we really won't have any confidence!"
Seeing the newbies all begging pitifully, Jiangnan's heart finally softened.
"Fine, I'll sell you a tiny bit. But let me say this first—you're the ones insisting on buying, so if anything happens, it has nothing to do with me, Jiangnan!"
The newbies saw a way out and perked up immediately.
"There's no way we'd blame you, God Nan! We're grateful enough!"
Having no choice, Jiangnan reluctantly started pulling out Large Green Sticks and Horse Biscuits.
His eyes full of reluctance: "The full power effect only lasts 30 minutes, so use them sparingly!"
In no time, they were selling like crazy!
Jiangnan sold each item for 100,000, but the new students didn't think it was expensive at all.
They scrambled to buy, afraid they'd miss out.
The street stall was soon surrounded by another crowd of people.
As soon as he got the items, Wang Zhan couldn't wait to wash down the biscuit with beer and swallowed it all.
The other new students looked at Wang Zhan expectantly.
Xiang Zu swallowed his saliva: "How is it? Does it work? Try punching me!"
Wang Zhan's face flushed with excitement. He raised his fist and punched toward Xiang Zu.
With full power activated, kinetic energy stacked infinitely until it reached the limit of what Wang Zhan's arm could withstand.
At extremely close range, he actually produced two sonic booms, plus the 300% physical attack boost from the Large Green Stick.
(｡･ˇ益ˇ･)ᓄ(￣#)ε￣)
"Boom!"
A dull thud. Before Xiang Zu could even react, his chest had completely caved in. He coughed up a mouthful of old blood.
His whole body flew backward like a cannonball, landing on the training field and kicking his legs wildly.
(#꒪ͦཀ꒪ͦ#) "Old Wang... you damn well went for the kill!"
Wang Zhan's eyes bulged. He gasped sharply.
His ability was copy-paste, usually harmless. But just relying on his physical body, he could unleash such terrifying attack power?
This was way too strong!
"Awesome! Awesome! God Nan! Give me a few more!"
He reached down to unzip his pants pocket to pull out his phone.
But with one pull, full power activated, he unzipped with maximum force.
With a loud *rip*, Wang Zhan tore off his entire pant leg, revealing a hairy leg.
Wang Zhan's mouth twitched. He picked up his phone and tried the fingerprint unlock.
As soon as his finger touched it, kinetic energy stacked, pressing the phone screen with full force.
With a *crack*, he poked a hole straight through the phone, which started smoking.
This little Siri unit had unfortunately died.
"Damn! You've got to be kidding!"
A bit frustrated, Wang Zhan grabbed his hair, activating his ability again.
He pulled his hair with full force.
With a full-power roar, Wang Zhan tore the hair off both temples.
Only the top part remained, like a cloud covering the top—looked like an old river imp.
Jiangnan's mouth twitched.
(︶﹏︶(ヾ) "Stop moving around. Once you eat a Horse Biscuit, every movement will use full power."
Wang Zhan: !!!
Constant full-force strikes? No way?
The other new students were absolutely thrilled!
Who cares about all that? Just control yourself not to make random movements!
The effect was real!
Horse Biscuits plus beer? Horse Beer!
Even better than awesome! Horse awesome!
With Wang Zhan's demonstration, the new students had confidence and bought like crazy.
Even Xiang Zu crawled back with a dark face, buying not only Large Green Sticks and Horse Biscuits but also a Small Ginseng to heal.
Even Luo Changge couldn't resist, seeing the enormous potential of Horse Biscuits.
His bone density was astonishing. If he used Horse Biscuits to truly reach his limits, the power he could unleash would be terrifying.
He ate biscuits and drank beer at the same time.
"What's up, Brother Feng? Not eating?"
Bei Feng curled his lip: "You dare eat Jiangnan's stuff? Think you live too long? I'm not eating!"
But seeing the effects of Horse Biscuits and Large Green Sticks, he had to admit he was itching to try.
The problem was, he had no money! Jiangnan had tricked it all away.
He didn't have a single cent. He hadn't even eaten breakfast.
And he couldn't keep mooching off Luo Changge...
After another round of aggressive selling, Jiangnan felt incredibly pleased.
I'm such a marketing genius!
Even though he'd given the newbies a boost, Grandpa Zhao, as the Dragon Armor of Hua Xia, should be able to withstand attacks of this level, right?
"A-cha~"
Zhao Dezhu, who had changed into a tight short-sleeved shirt, sneezed, vaguely feeling a cold wind blowing at his back.
He couldn't help but wonder: ୧(◞•̀д•́) "It's so hot out, am I catching a cold?"
Seeing that all the new students had arrived, Zhao Dezhu stepped onto the stage and announced loudly.
"Your talents are already in your files, so we won't test those. Now we'll proceed with the attack power test!"
"The rules are simple! Hit me! If I think it's good enough, you pass!"
"Ah-ha~"
With a loud *rip*, the tight short-sleeved shirt Zhao Dezhu had just put on was torn apart by his muscles.
Shreds of cloth flew everywhere!
ᕦ凸(ꐦಠٹಠꐦ)凸ᕤ
Zhao Dezhu grinned smugly and looked down at the stage, only to find that no one was giving him shocked looks.
Instead, they all had expectant little eyes.
Zhao Dezhu frowned. What? Do they think I can't hold up? Think it'll be easy?
He shifted his gaze and spotted Jiangnan on the viewing platform, whistling and watching the show.
(´◔₃◔`)♬♩♫♪
His right eyelid twitched wildly. He couldn't help but recall the scene of Jiangnan chasing him with a stool and beating him.
This year... there shouldn't be any new students that crazy, right?
"Ahem—begin!"
The attack power test started, and the new students showed off their skills.
Clearly, Jiangnan's worries were unnecessary. Given the new students' level, even with the boost from Horse Biscuits and Large Green Sticks, it was still hard to shake Zhao Dezhu.
After all, he was the Dragon Armor of Hua Xia.
Those who should be eliminated were still eliminated.
But Zhao Dezhu was a bit puzzled. This year's new students all packed quite a punch?
Were young people these days so aggressive?
Meanwhile, Wang Zhan and Xiang Zu were starting to regret. They seemed to have eaten their biscuits too early?
The effect only lasts about half an hour, right?
With this kind of rotation, who knew when it would be their turn?
They'd have to eat another biscuit to renew the effect when the time came.
Waiting was boring. The two exchanged glances and headed toward the restroom.
"Zhou Yuqing!"
"Present!"
Zhou Yuqing, wearing a white short-sleeved shirt, stepped onto the stage, looking a bit nervous.
(๑ŏ﹏ŏ๑)
Zhao Dezhu smiled: "Attack with full force, don't be afraid!"
Zhou Yuqing glanced around and saw Jiangnan on the viewing platform. Jiangnan made a cheering gesture, and her expression gradually turned determined.
(๑•̀◠•́)و "Th-then I'll start!"
"Mental Amplification!"
Using a spiritual skill, it seemed that the edges of Zhou Yuqing's head and the surrounding scenery began to distort.
"Subsonic Brainwave!"
The next moment, many new students below the stage felt their heads splitting, ears swelling, almost deaf.
They clutched their heads and rolled on the ground in pain, expressions agonized, some even bleeding from their nostrils.
Zhao Dezhu frowned deeply, looking somewhat uncomfortable.
୧(˃᷄益˂᷅๑)۶ "Stop! Stop immediately!"
Zhou Yuqing withdrew her spiritual skill, looking nervous, like she was about to cry.
(☍﹏⁰。) "I... I didn't pass?"
Zhao Dezhu rubbed his forehead, forcing a bitter smile: "You passed! You're very good! Mental-type attacks are almost impossible to defend against with physical means."
"Look behind you."
Several new students were lying on the ground, rolling their eyes and foaming at the mouth, clearly unconscious.
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Author's Note: