Chapter 1115: Old Catapult! (Bonus Chapter)
Xiao Chuihuo returned to the interview hall looking like he'd seen a ghost!
Thinking back to what he had just heard in the restroom, he still had a lingering look of fear!
Just then, Wang Zhan and Xiang Zu, having tidied their clothes, walked into the interview hall full of energy!
Before they could even sit down, they saw Xiao Chuihuo staring at them with a terrified expression!
☚(ʘ̆Oʘ̥̆‖)՞ "You... you two, no need to interview, you passed. No need to sit, get out of here!"
A madman who dares to eat even his own excrement!
When he gets ruthless, what can't he do?
Wang Zhan and Xiang Zu exchanged glances, their eyes full of excitement. The Southern God didn't deceive me!
They ran off to the medical check-up, faces full of excitement.
And the restroom next to the interview hall, from start to now, hasn't calmed down at all!
The pass rate for the interviews was frighteningly high. After all the interviews, not many were eliminated.
The new students were extremely excited, and their trust in Jiangnan's advice grew even stronger.
Even the mentors discussed nonstop afterwards. It seemed there were quite a few heartthrobs among this batch of new students?
At this moment, inside the medical laboratory building, it was a complete mess!
With the Heart-Pounding Pop Rocks leading the charge, as soon as the new students went for the physical exam, they ate the Little Ginseng!
Blood Collection Room!
Li Bing was holding a lollipop in her mouth, standing on a stool, her face black as ink!
(̿▀̿~▀̿̿)̄…
Behind her, several nurse little sisters held small syringes, their minds buzzing at the sight!
(๑꒪꒫꒪)つ⤖
They saw a long line of new students, each with bright red blood spurting from their nostrils!
(๑･᷅།‸།･᷄)(٥•́།‸།•̀)…
The sound of "whoosh whoosh" was incessant!
The entire blood collection room was soaked in blood, with small legs submerged in it.
Literally a blood-treading room!
And the blood level was still rising crazily at an alarming rate...
The new students all had expectant little expressions!
(๑•̀ཀ•́)و "Didn't they say we need to draw several pounds of blood? Hurry up and draw! We're all ready!"
"If we don't draw now, this blood will go to waste, right? Where's the syringe?"
"Or give us a bucket to catch it first, a washbasin would also work?"
Two veins popped on Li Bing's forehead!
(ꐦ°᷄益°᷅) "Who told you we need to draw several pounds of blood?"
"Was it Jiangnan?"
The group of little newbies nodded incessantly, Li Bing's face darkened.
To sell Little Ginseng, Little Nan stops at nothing!
Holy special cat, draw several pounds of blood!
That's for you, okay? Others only need a small tube!
In just a little while, the blood in the blood collection room was enough to swim in!
The newbies only had their heads above the blood surface, nostrils still spurting blood nonstop!
˚‧º·(꒪ͦ།ᴗ̵̍།꒪ͦ)‧º·˚ "Heh gulu gulu~ Pwah, I'm drowning in blood, I can't swim! Pwah~"
Li Bing grabbed the ceiling fan with both hands, her whole body curled up hanging from it!
"Draw a ghost of several pounds of blood? One small tube is enough! Hurry up and get out, don't crowd here!"
But was the scene that easy to control?
The blood spurting from nostrils was like thrusters, pushing the newbies around wildly in the pool!
Wang Zhan and Xiang Zu stood in front of the medical building with excited faces, exchanging a glance!
They raised their hands, pulled out Little Ginseng, and consumed it!
Suddenly, nasal blood surged wildly. Just as they were about to push the door in!
"Huh? What's that spraying out from the door crack? Red? Could it be..."
"Boom!"
Before the words were finished, the door burst open violently, a fierce wall of blood rushed out, directly splashing onto the two's faces, blasting them far away!
The entire medical building exploded, well, literally.
All doors and windows burst simultaneously, surging blood sprayed out from the windows, washing out many newbies.
At this moment, the medical building was like a burst fire hydrant, except one sprays water, the other sprays blood.
This scene was truly terrifying. The senior students widened their eyes with terrified faces!
What's going on?
And Jiangnan, who had been waiting early at the medical building, was laughing his ass off!
His eyes sparkled, and from his spine, the Small Whip directly extended out!
Four vine roots emitting blood light stretched out, heading straight into the medical building.
Like a high-power blood-sucking pump, it absorbed all the blood spraying out of the medical building.
Even the blood flowing on the ground wasn't spared.
This astonishing amount of blood immediately caused the Small Whip to break through a star, and it was still growing.
Jiangnan had a look of enjoyment on his face!
/╲/\(ૢ⁼̴̤̆ꇴ⁼̴̤̆ૢ)/\╱\
This is what I was waiting for. Of course, I knew they wouldn't draw that much blood.
The extra few pounds were what Jiangnan prepared for the Small Whip.
With so many new students, each contributing a few pounds, the Small Whip's level would shoot up like a little rocket, whoosh whoosh!
Can make money, upgrade the vine weapon, and earn grudges?
Heavens! Isn't this life too wonderful?
One stone kills several birds. The old catapult must be me, genius Jiang, right?
At this moment, the new students sprayed out by the blood flow had all turned into little red people.
As expected! The Southern Man is a big liar!
What bullshit about drawing several pounds of blood? It's clearly him who wants to draw it, okay?
[From Xie Xie's grudges +666!]
[From Wang Zhan's grudges +777...]
By the way, what the hell is that thing sticking out from the Southern God's back?
It looks so evil. Is he really human?
Could he be a tentacle monster?
Seeing the new students gritting their teeth at him, Jiangnan didn't change his expression.
(･᷅～･᷄) "Protecting the college environment is everyone's responsibility. As a senior, how can I not clean up when I see blood everywhere?"
"Don't misunderstand. I really didn't absorb blood to upgrade the vine weapon. I was just cleaning. Yes, that's it!"
At that moment, everyone's blood rushed to their heads, and their nosebleeds sprayed even more fiercely.
Bullshit!
You already revealed your real purpose, okay?
Can you not be so infuriating? I'll never trust the Southern God again!
The grudges value refreshed wildly.
The new students were gritting their teeth there when they saw the blood-colored vine branches behind Jiangnan sprout several offshoots.
They coiled around the people, wrapping around them ring by ring.
Xie Xie's eyes were full of fear: "No... don't do this, let me go, I'm a man, I can't take this! Dame~"
But then the vine branch split in two, directly poking into everyone's nostrils to suck.
Xie Xie: !!!
You really don't waste anything, huh?
Poking nostrils, nice?
Jiangnan said seriously: "Pollution sources must be treated at the source!"
"With me, Jiang Whip, around, I will definitely return a clean and tidy college to everyone!"
[From Xiang Zu's grudges +666!]
Throughout the medical check-up period, Jiangnan was using the Small Whip to absorb blood.
After a while, the Small Whip reached Platinum Five!
However, Jiangnan didn't greedily absorb more, since there was still the physical fitness test later, and he still needed to earn some small money.
At this moment, on the sports field, nearly thirty thousand new students were gathered here.
Their bodies were covered in blood, faces with resentful little expressions, and many were still spurting nosebleeds.
They were to have the physical fitness test later, so everyone gathered here first.
At this moment, Bei Feng, Luo Changge, and the other were also in the queue, their bodies blood red, none of them better off.
Bei Feng looked unlucky.
"We really got a blood misfortune. By the way, didn't you say your sister would come to Pioneer Academy as a mentor?"
"Why haven't I seen her?"
Luo Changge shivered: "Cousin, not sister! That's the War God Tianqing! I tell you, better to provoke Jiangnan than to provoke her! People really die!"
Bei Feng looked interested.
"Is she pretty? Why didn't I see her during the interview just now?"
Luo Changge rolled his eyes: "How would I know? You still want to make a move on my cousin? Save it, are you tired of living?"
Bei Feng glared: "Damn! You can date my sister, but I can't date your sister? What kind of logic is that?"
At this moment, Luo Changge was also confused. She said she would take care of me!
Why haven't I seen her?
And at this time, Jiangnan came running over all happy.
He spread the Vendor Cloth on the green lawn and started laying out treasures again.
The group of new students looked at Jiangnan with rising anger. If we believe your lies again, we'll do handstands and pee!
We swear not to buy any of your stuff!
Jiangnan cleared his throat, about to shout, but at that moment, the entire college seemed to begin trembling slightly.
The new students frowned. What's going on?
Earthquake?
Just then, there was a loud "Boom!"
The back mountain was suddenly blasted into a big hole.
They saw a blurry figure charging at terrifying speed, straight towards Jiangnan on the sports field.
It was Luo Tianqing!
She was covered in dust and dirt, her white dress dirty as a pot bottom cloth.
The whole person looked like she had been pulled out of a coal pile, with red eyes.
She clutched her dress and charged straight at Jiangnan with lowered head.
"Stinky Jiangnan! I'll crash into you!"
Jiangnan: !!!
Damn! This berserker took a big circle and came back to kill?
He teleported away from the spot instantly, Luo Tianqing missed.
In a flash, she swept past the college.
"Wait for me! Wait for me!!!"
Luo Tianqing's furious voice faded away as she crashed through a mountain wall and vanished in an instant.
The new students looked in horror at the figure that had just flown past.
What was that that just went by?
Seems like it was coming for Jiangnan?
At this moment, Luo Changge's eyes bulged, cold sweat streaming down his forehead.
Σ(ଵ‧̣̥̇O‧̣̥̇ଵ||‧̣̥̇)
That... that person who just charged past, seemed to be my cousin, right?
Although it was just a glimpse, I definitely wouldn't mistake her appearance!
Just a bit dirty, that's all!
Damn!
War God Tianqing, she's the strongest diamond in Hua Xia!
How did Jiangnan get her into such a state?
Bei Bei asked suspiciously: "Brother Changge? Why so much sweat? Not feeling well?"
Luo Changge swallowed, avoiding eye contact: "No... nothing, maybe it's too hot?"
And Jiangnan teleported back to the Vendor Cloth as if nothing had happened, as if the previous incident never occurred.
"Southern God's stall has good stuff! Helps with physical test, don't miss out!"
"Come on! Bei Bei~"
Bei Bei: ???