# Chapter 1114: Are the New Students This Year a Bit Hot-Tempered?
Bei Feng's legs were cramping up at this moment, and he couldn't back down!
Fight Jiangnan?
If he didn't fight, he'd lose face. If he did fight, he'd lose more than just face!
Before coming here, his family had specifically instructed him not to cause trouble for the family. The Chen family had already fallen!
Just then, Luo Changge stepped forward, grinning as he tried to smooth things over.
"You're a senior student. As a junior, you should still show some respect to your senior!"
"The selection hasn't even started yet. If you rashly attack a senior, wouldn't that give people something to talk about? Right, Brother Feng?"
Bei Feng immediately breathed a sigh of relief upon hearing this. Sure enough, my brother-in-law comes through!
"Ahem~ It's... it's just that. I'm not afraid of you! You still have to participate in the selection. What if the academy makes a big deal out of it, saying I attacked a senior, and then doesn't want me? Wouldn't that..."
Jiangnan waved his hand dismissively!
(︶.̮︶๑)ﾉ "That won't happen at all! The harder you hit, the more the academy will want you!"
"Back in the day, I got admitted by splitting open a senior's head and the vice dean's head too, no lie!"
"You want a beer bottle? I can sell you one. Remember to hit them on the head!"
Everyone's eyes widened.
There's no way you're like this, right? Begging to be hit? Even providing the weapon?
How can you be so considerate?
Bei Bei pouted: (￢益￢) "You're just talking nonsense. Do you think we're that easy to fool? You're just trying to trap us with this method. We won't fall for it!"
"Right, Brother Changge?"
Jiangnan's expression was odd.
(๑•̌～•̑)ˀ̣ˀ̣ "Are you clucking over there? Are you about to lay an egg?"
Bei Bei stomped her foot in anger.
(◦`~´◦) "Pfft! You're the one who's going to lay an egg! Brother Changge! Look at him!"
[From Bei Bei's Resentment Value +1000!]
Luo Changge's mouth twitched slightly. What the hell, about to lay an egg?
But he couldn't say anything either.
Lin Chen, who was watching the excitement nearby, added fuel to the fire: "I can vouch for that. I'm the senior whose head was split open by Boss Nan back then!"
"Go hit him! The harder you hit, the more stable your selection will be. This is the tradition of our Pioneer Academy!"
Many people also started cheering along.
And over there, Jiangnan had already handed over the beer bottle!
Bei Feng's face turned even darker.
(̿▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿̿)̄ "I'd... I'd better not. I still need to save my strength for the upcoming selection. I..."
Jiangnan frowned: "Are you worried about my spatial ability? What if I bind my spirit energy and fight you?"
"What if I tie up my hands and feet too? I still have some strong medicine in my stall. Want some?"
Bei Feng's teeth were nearly ground to dust. Tie up hands and feet, and don't use abilities? What are you going to fight me with?
There's no way you look down on me like this!
[From Bei Feng's Resentment Value +1000!]
He clenched his fists tightly.
(งಠ益ಠ)ง "Do you really think I'm afraid of you?"
Jiangnan nodded: "If you're not afraid, then challenge me! Use all your special skills. I can take it!"
Bei Feng glared: "You..."
Just as he was about to charge forward, Luo Changge pressed his shoulder and shook his head.
Bei Feng took a deep breath, shot Jiangnan a fierce glare, and turned to leave.
The people around let out a chorus of boos.
This was obviously chickening out, wasn't it? If you can't back it up, why brag?
Jiangnan quickly called out.
ヾ(๑ﾟ▽ﾟ)ノ "Hey hey hey~ I still have a guaranteed pass package here. Want a few sets?"
If I can't trick you into fighting, at least I can trick you into spending money, right?
Bei Feng said angrily: "No! Who wants your crappy stuff? With my strength, passing the selection is a sure thing. Just watch!"
Bei Bei turned around, stuck out her tongue, and made faces at Jiangnan.
Jiangnan looked troubled. Seriously? You still won't fight me?
You can endure this much? As a member of a noble family, can't you be a bit more arrogant? Learn from the Chen family!
If you don't fight me, how can I take your special skills?
Zhou Yuqing's pretty face was full of confusion. Wasn't he supposed to be stronger than Brother Jiangnan?
Could it be a lie?
Seeing that most of the new students had arrived and his goods weren't selling well, Jiangnan packed up his stall cloth and prepared for the next round.
"Let's go! I'll take you to see Sister Menglu!"
Zhou Yuqing shook her head: "Thank you, Brother Jiangnan, but I still want to participate in the selection. I don't want to get in through a special channel."
Jiangnan was taken aback. Looking at Zhou Yuqing's earnest eyes, he couldn't help but smile.
This girl doesn't want others to look down on her, huh?
"Alright then, go to the interview. I'll show you the way."
The two of them walked toward the academy.
On the Sunset Red Square, the elderly men and women had come out again.
That old man who spun a gas canister like a top was making sparks fly.
Another was doing a big windmill on the horizontal bar, spinning thousands of times a minute, leaving only an afterimage.
Arm wrestling, doing splits, jumping chain ropes.
And bending steel bars with bare hands!
The passing new students let out exclamations one after another. Even Zhou Yuqing looked shocked.
Jiangnan couldn't help but chuckle. The elderly folks must have known the new students were coming and deliberately came to the square to show off their skills, right?
That's so cute.
When he first came here, it was the same.
The interviews had already started. A long line had formed in front of the building, and Zhou Yuqing went to queue up.
Jiangnan, meanwhile, prepared for his next stall run and headed straight for the medical room.
Inside the interview building, many new students wore confident smiles.
They clutched packets of Pop Rocks, planning to sneak off to the restroom to eat them when it was their turn.
Then the interview would be a sure thing!
Inside the interview hall, a row of instructors sat. Even Xiao Chuihuo was interviewing.
The atmosphere in the hall was unusually hot.
The instructors were all excited, their faces flushed red.
"Pass! It's been a long time since I've felt this feeling of heart-fluttering. Good talent! Why are we meeting so many heart-fluttering talents today?"
"I want you! Pass! I drank some Mizone today, ate some jelly, and I can't help but feel my heart flutter for you!"
"I want you! You're exactly the kind of student I want! Pass!"
They passed people left and right. The new students were overjoyed. Sure enough, it's all thanks to Boss Nan!
Even Xiao Chuihuo's old face was red. These new students all looked so pleasing to the eye.
The pass rate was this high?
Even some little girls made his heart race when he looked at them.
A man of eighty or ninety, feeling his heart race for a little girl?
How could he face himself?
"You guys keep interviewing. I'm going to the restroom."
With that, he pushed his wheelchair out of the interview hall and headed for the restroom, planning to wash his face and calm down.
Calm his youthful and restless heart.
But as soon as he entered the restroom and approached the sink, he heard a thunderous series of explosions coming from the toilet stalls.
Louder than New Year's!
"Crackle, boom, boom, pop!"
It sounded like a hundred Vulcan Gatling guns and machine cannons firing simultaneously.
The entire restroom seemed to tremble from the force.
Xiao Chuihuo's eyes widened in horror. Were the new students this year all so hot-tempered?
(‧̣̥̇◞ʘ̆﹏ʘ̆)ˀ̣
What kind of toilet could withstand such an assault?
This was his newly renovated academy, and he treasured it dearly. Don't blow it up!
Looking at the door of the toilet stalls, many people were lined up, all new students about to be interviewed.
Xiao Chuihuo's mouth twitched. Were they here for the interview or to pass gas?
Why so many people?
That kid Jiangnan must have fed them his Detoxifying Soybeans, right?
Xiao Chuihuo splashed some water on his face. From the toilet stall came painful roars.
(ง°¯᷄益¯᷅°)ง "Hahhh~ It's killing me! I've got no strength left from all this farting!"
(乛益乛‧̣̥̇) "Tsk~ Don't talk anymore. Just shut up, or you'll spray it everywhere!"
Inside, Wang Zhan and Xiang Zu sat on the toilet, faces twisted in pain, red-faced, eyes glistening. Clearly, they had just eaten the Pop Rocks.
Hearing this, Xiao Chuihuo's face twisted in disgust. He imagined the scene in the stall and shuddered violently.
(´-﹏-`‧̣̥̇) Eww~
Wang Zhan: "Remember to eat it all clean, okay? Don't waste this treasure!"
Xiang Zu: "Do I even need you to tell me? I ate it all in one go. Not a single bit left. I even licked the crumbs clean!"
Wang Zhan gasped: "Sss~ You're that brave? I didn't dare eat it all at once. I split it into three portions because I was afraid I couldn't handle it!"
Xiao Chuihuo: ???
Eat?
_(꒪ཀ꒪◟」∠) "Ugh-wah~"
Having just washed his face, Xiao Chuihuo heard the conversation from the stall and immediately vomited into the sink!
His face was full of horror.
My dear mother, they ate it all? And licked it clean?
Do you have to be so economical?
What kind of taste could that be?
And in three portions? Even splitting it into three, how could anyone endure that?
Self-production and self-consumption? Endless reincarnation?
How ruthless were these new students? What kind of hobbies were these?
Imagining the scene, Xiao Chuihuo vomited again.
Xiang Zu: "Oh crap, I blasted a bit out. What a waste! Old Wang, I'm out on my end. You've got plenty left, right? Share some with me?"
Wang Zhan glared: "Pfft! You wish! I don't have enough for myself. Give it to you? Don't you still have your own?"
Xiang Zu urgently said: "Just give me one bite, okay? We've been brothers for so many years! What's one bite?"
Xiao Chuihuo: !!!
(◞꒪ͦཀ꒪ͦ◟) "Ugh~ ugh-wah~ ugh!"
Not enough for himself, and he wants to eat his brother's?
Fighting over it? What kind of good stuff is this?
I... Damn it!
Ah Zu! Stop eating! What kind of people have I been recruiting into this academy?
Xiao Chuihuo was gripping the sink, vomiting uncontrollably.
The students nearby looked sideways. Wasn't the old man in the wheelchair the dean?
Why was he throwing up? Did he eat something bad?
Just then, Wang Zhan and Xiang Zu, drenched in sweat, came out of the stall.
Their charm value was MAX. They too came to the sink.
"Tsk~ My tongue is numb. That treasure really has a kick!"
"Exactly. Gotta say, it's kind of addictive!"
Xiao Chuihuo, sitting in his wheelchair, was trembling. Looking at the two, his face was full of horror.
But he couldn't help his heart racing.
Wang Zhan and Xiang Zu saw Xiao Chuihuo vomiting and felt a bit concerned.
They remembered someone said the dean was an old man in a wheelchair, right?
This was the dean?
Time to show off!
"Grandpa, are you feeling unwell? Should I push you back to the interview hall?"
With that, they reached out to touch Xiao Chuihuo's wheelchair.
Xiao Chuihuo's eyes bulged in horror: "You... you two, don't come near me!"
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With that, he pushed his wheelchair wildly, the wheels smoking as he sped out of the restroom.
If it's not enough for themselves, they might come for mine next!
Wang Zhan and Xiang Zu frowned, both confused.
What was wrong with the dean?
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Author's Note: