# Chapter 1104: He's Really Wild
At this moment, in the living room, Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao were organizing their clothes!
Through the floor-to-ceiling windows, they saw Jiang Nan spreading out his vendor cloth, and couldn't help but shudder!
Right!
Little Nan was about to stop being human again!
After Jiang Nan's round of boasting, Qin Shou and the others were itching with curiosity!
"What kind of treasure is it? Hurry up and take it out so your brothers can feast their eyes!"
Jiang Nan directly pulled out a pile of Didiwei perfume spray bottles from the alternate dimension!
(๑ಡꇴಡ)つ[]*"Qiang qiang!"
"Perfume only sprays Didiwei!"
"Special effects make everyone terrified!"
"Girls all become little fangirls!"
"Pick a goddess to be your match!"
"One hundred thousand a bottle, truly a steal!"
"Guaranteed to be awesome, no refunds!"
It was the familiar barrage of advertising slogans, making Qin Shou and the others' heads buzz!
Was Boss Nan a slogan generator in his past life or something?
Why did these ad lines come out of his mouth so effortlessly?
Could it be any more awesome?
And the price of 100,000? That was way too generous, wasn't it?
That wasn't like Boss Nan at all!
Qin Shou had even prepared himself to be ripped off!
But when everyone saw the ☠ symbol on the perfume bottle, they all shuddered violently!
Based on past experience, this definitely wasn't anything good!
Qi Delong swallowed his saliva: "Spill it, what's the side effect? We're brothers, you can't keep screwing us over, right?"
Jiang Nan looked disgusted!
(yi yi yi٥)"Tsk~ This business is getting harder and harder! Everyone's getting wise, huh?"
Xiao Zhen covered his face!
This guy really was trying to scam us, wasn't he?
"If it's so amazing, you use it first, and then we'll consider buying!"
"Yeah, yeah! Tell us the side effects first!"
Jiang Nan looked totally unconcerned!
╮(•́ω•̀)╭"Ah~ Actually, there's nothing much. After using it, you'll just be a little... itchy for a tiny bit!"
"I've already prepared for you. Use it together with the Teletubbies suit, and you can cancel out the side effects!"
He said this while nimbly putting on the invisibility cloak and spraying himself with the Didiwei perfume!
Pink mist spread, and a refreshing fragrance wafted out!
Jiang the Teletubby was imbued with special effects!
The phantom of a black hole devouring stars, tearing apart the Milky Way—it was truly awe-inspiring!
Jiang Nan's figure became infinitely tall and mighty, like a Starry Sky Sovereign looking down on all living beings!
At this moment, the students in the hot spring pool all widened their eyes, filled with terror!
(ʘ̆﹏ʘ̥̆‖)!!!
They trembled like fascia guns, feeling a fear from the depths of their hearts!
You're telling me this is just a special effect?
Holy crap!
If they didn't know Jiang Nan inside out, they'd really think Boss Nan was even more powerful than a Dao Heaven!
While Mo Tian and the others felt fear, their eyes were already sparkling with stars!
(ᵒ̴̶̷̥́ωᵒ̴̶̷̣̥̀)"Wow~ This is just too cool, isn't it? Boss Nan looks so charismatic like this!"
(∗❛ั口❛ั)✧"Love it, love it! The little guys in cartoons aren't as cool as Boss Nan right now!"
"This feeling of being both scared and in love is just irresistible!"
Jiang the Teletubby looked very pleased with himself, then took another step forward!
Space shattered, cracks spreading wantonly!
A deep, majestic BGM played!
"Being invincible is how~ how lonely!"
The vibe instantly kicked in!
Qin Shou and the others widened their eyes and shuddered!
Th-this even came with a BGM? How scandalous!
Goosebumps fell to the ground like rain!
Xiao Zhen felt a warm current surge from behind him. Turning around, he saw the milk hot spring pool bubbling up!
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His face turned pale!
(‧̣̥̇⋟yi⋞)"Damn! Seriously? Scared into farting? Whoa~ that smell! Stop blowing bubbles, okay?"
In an instant, Qi Yu and the others rushed out of the milk pool as if fleeing disaster!
Looking at the admiring gazes the girls had for Boss Nan, they felt even more restless!
They rushed straight to the vendor cloth, pulled out their phones, and prepared to transfer money to Jiang Nan!
"One hundred thousand, right? Give me ten bottles! No backing out!"
"Haha, this is basically a tool for showing off! Spray some perfume and go chat up the junior girls? That's a surefire win, right!"
"As long as I can show off, I'm willing to spend the money! Give me a set of this limited-edition skin too!"
For a moment, the scene was extremely lively!
But Jiang Nan said, "I recommend using it together with the Teletubbies suit and the green stick, because after using it, you'll be a little... itchy~"
Qin Shou was taken aback: "How much is the Teletubbies suit?"
Jiang Nan: (͡°͜ʖ͡°)✧"Five hundred thousand!"
The single dogs: =͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪‧̣̥̇)!!!
"Five hundred thousand for what? That's not the price you used to sell it for!"
Jiang Nan looked utterly justified!
(๑¯ิٹ¯ิ)"This is a set, so the price is naturally higher. It's a bundled sale. What do you know?"
Hehehe~
When you get itchy, you'll definitely want to peel it off.
Then I can sell my green stick for one million a bottle to numb the pain!
That way, the cash will come rolling in!
I'm such a little money-making genius!
Everyone gritted their teeth!
As expected! Boss Nan was still the same Boss Nan! So this was where he was leading them!
Black-hearted profiteer!
Qi Yu glared: "It's just a little itching, right? I'll take it! I'm not falling for your sneaky tricks! You're just trying to trick us into buying more!"
"I just want the Didiwei! Nothing else! Give me ten bottles!"
Jiang Nan was stunned: "Really don't want them? I kindly told you the side effects. Itching isn't a disease, but the irritation can kill you!"
Qi Yu waved his hand grandly!
(•'～'•)۶"Sorry, I'd rather have money than my life!"
"That's right! With that money, it's better to buy a few more bottles of perfume, isn't it?"
"Besides, if I wear the invisibility cloak, my face will be covered, and no one will see my handsome face. What's the point of showing off then?"
"Useless showing off—I'd rather not! I don't want the invisibility cloak either. Give me three bottles of perfume!"
As he said this, he transferred the money to Jiang Nan.
Jiang Nan's mouth twitched. This isn't my fault. You guys said you didn't want it!
Don't come crying to me when you get itchy!
Qi Yu picked up the Didiwei and sprayed himself wildly all over!
The next moment, a red cape materialized behind Qi Yu, fluttering in the wind!
His bald head shone brilliantly, and a calm, unconcerned expression appeared on his face!
Behind him, a red iron fist shrouded in steam appeared, overflowing with unparalleled power!
The special effects were instantly activated!
Everyone looked at Qi Yu's special effects and gasped in admiration!
(*ﾟﾛﾟ)‧̣̥̇Ŏ◊Ŏ)ﾟ⊿ﾟ)
Sure enough, your true form is that black-haired guy who acts on a whim, isn't it?
He is he is he is him! Our friend, the bald-headed caped hero!
Qi Yu was so excited his face turned red: "GiaO! This skin is so cool!"
Qin Shou urged quickly: "Hurry up! Move! Didn't you say there's an exclusive BGM?"
Qi Yu couldn't hold back anymore and symbolically threw a punch forward!
A voice from the void screamed with all its might!
Explosive heavy metal drum beats, a black roar ignited the whole scene!
"One! PuUnCh!~"
"Three! Two! One! Kill show~!"
"Appear! Victory! Strongest ever~!"
"One punch will definitely make you shit! Out!"
"Wow~ oh! It's power~!"
"One punch will surely make you cold! Cold!"
The passionate music echoed, igniting the blood and passion in everyone's hearts!
With Qi Yu's movement, the phantom of the crimson iron fist behind him swung out fiercely!
In front of the fist, a cerulean blue planet appeared with thick cloud seas. As the fist struck, the blue planet's cloud sea was sliced open with a huge gash!
With just one punch, clouds were parted and seas were overturned!
Jiang Nan's eyes almost went blind!
Holy crap!
Qi Yu's phantom special effects were this intense?
Starting with me parting the Blue Star's clouds?
How could he be so strong? Are you an actor who ran away from some anime production crew?
And this BGM was way too passionate! Jiang Nan almost couldn't resist activating One Thought Shura!
At this moment, Yu Qingqing and the others were looking at Qi Yu with adoring expressions!
˚₊(ˊॢO̶̶̷̤.̫O̴̶̷̤ˋॢ)*₊˚
"Wow~ Such a sense of power! Qi Yu looks kinda handsome like this~"
"One punch to defeat all enemies in the world? So manly! Even a bald head can be this cool?"
Uncontrollably, tears of excitement streamed down Qi Yu's face!
(๑꒦ິ～꒦ີ)و
Finally, a girl praised me! This feeling of admiration and reverence is just too intoxicating!
Qi Yu, with a face full of emotion, grabbed Jiang Nan's hand!
"You are truly my good big brother!"
When Qin Shou and the others saw that Qi Yu looked so cool and popular after spraying the perfume, they couldn't hold back anymore!
Qin Shou grabbed a bottle of Didiwei in each hand and sprayed them wildly all over his face!
[]*(‧̣̥̇˃᷄‧̣̥̇yi‧̣̥̇˂᷅‧̣̥̇)*[]
Not a single spot on his body or face was missed!
"Spring! Come~"
Everyone looked towards Qin Shou!
In an instant, Qin Shou's image became towering, and frost breath bloomed!
Behind him was a phantom of a vast ocean, but with Qin Shou's arrival, it instantly froze into ice!
A rumbling sound echoed as a massive iceberg rose from the frozen sea, piercing the sky!
Atop the iceberg, an empty frozen throne of profound ice stood!
With every step Qin Shou took, the cold air expanded, freezing everything in its path, as if it would even freeze time!
Just one glance seemed to freeze the soul itself!
The girls' gazes towards Qin Shou completely changed!
In this moment, Qin Shou was the pinnacle of loneliness!
Qin Shou was overjoyed. My freezing special effects aren't any worse than Qi Yu's!
Now that the girls see me being this awesome, they'll be screaming for me, right?
So he waved his hand!
From the void, his exclusive BGM began to play!
"Come on! Qin Shou! The beast has arrived!"
"He's really wild~"
"Roaming the world, wandering the dark night~"
"Come on! Qin Shou! The beast is unstoppable!"
"He wants to vent!"
"Perverted is the starting point of our flight~"
"Fighting! Kick his leg crippled~"
Jiang Nan's eyes bulged. He turned his head and couldn't hold back, bursting out laughing!
He's truly kicking his leg crippled! Has perverted been integrated into your BGM?
Ye Xinghe couldn't help laughing: "Did you hear that? Perverted is your starting point for flight! You've got to keep it up, right?"
As for the girls, they were terrified and hid far away, shrinking in the corner and trembling!
୧(☍﹏⁰。)୨
He's really wild and wants to vent?
Th-this is so perverted!
We have to stay far away from him!
Qin Shou's face darkened!
(̿▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿̿)̄"I feel like this BGM is insulting me!"