# Chapter 1103: Becoming a God? Right Here Today! (Bonus Chapter)
At this moment, 001 was filled with lofty ambitions!
He had brought quite a bit of high-tech equipment this time—anesthesia watches, bomb chewing gum, pen pistols, cutting rings!
Button cameras, sunglasses that constantly displayed maps, and even the umbrella in his hand had shield functions!
His suit was bulletproof against spirit-binding rounds!
Even his back molars had suicide poison capsules embedded in them!
You could say he was fully prepared!
He couldn't help but smile confidently.
(๑¯ิٹ¯ิ) "What era is this? We must keep up with the times!"
With all this high-tech gear on him, plus his own abilities, stealing two rabbits should be a piece of cake, right?
He used his sunglasses to check the satellite map and was just about to make his move!
Just then, an elderly woman holding a sign walked over, a beaming smile on her face.
(◞ᵔᗜᵔ◟) "Young man! Need a place to stay? Twenty a night, cheap!"
001 didn't even look at her.
(▀̿～▀)̄ "Sorry, no. I have a meeting to attend."
The old woman quickly grabbed 001's sleeve, giving him a flirty wink.
(◞◔౪◔ิ◟)(๑•︠_•︡)
"Don't be like that, what's the rush? All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. We've got pretty girls here!"
001 was taken aback, his eyes lighting up slightly.
Oh ho ho? Pretty girls? As a world-class top agent, which mission of his didn't come with a beautiful woman by his side?
This time could be the same, right?
There was still time, should still be able to make it.
(￢ก￢) "Ahem—Pretty girls... are they pretty?"
The old woman cackled: "Pretty~ Pretty enough to make your bones go soft and your flesh go numb!"
001 wiped his nose: "Let's go, let's go!"
The old woman's eyes lit up: "This young man knows how things work, I guarantee I'll take good care of you!"
...
In a dimly lit room with pink lights, 001 felt a bit nervous!
He pointed at the menu.
(͡°͜ʖ͡°)☛ "I'll take this 298 Royal Knight package."
The old woman patted 001 on the shoulder, looking appreciative.
(ಡ◞౪◟ಡ) "Good taste, young man. Go inside and wait!"
001 sighed with emotion as he started taking off his suit and went into the inner room.
This place was really nice, good quality at a fair price!
The old woman glanced at his briefcase, smiled, and walked out.
At this moment, 001 hummed a little tune, swinging his feet, looking completely at ease.
Just then, the door opened!
In walked a woman who was fat and sturdy, with two braids tied up, and black stubble on her cheeks.
She had to be at least three hundred pounds!
(͜๑°┏ل͜┓°๑͜)
"Ooh la la~ This little handsome~ Quite the looker, hehehe~ slurp~"
001: !!!
☚(ʘ̆口ʘ̥̆‖)՞ "What the hell are you? Get out! Get the hell out of here!"
001's face was full of terror. This was the pretty girl that old woman was talking about?
I just—~%?…;#*’!
Where was the gorgeous babe he was promised? This was clearly a babe that could topple a city!
The bearded girl giggled.
(͜๑ಡ┏ꇴ┓ಡ๑͜)
"Think I'm leaving? No way! Finally caught such a handsome one. Don't worry, I'll only ever care about you, handsome!"
With that, she did a flying leap, her three-hundred-pound body slamming onto the spring bed with a mountain-crushing press!
She pinned 001 down so hard the springs didn't even bounce back!
001's eyes bulged, and he nearly spat out a mouthful of old blood.
ꉂꉂ(ଵεଵ｡)
"Don't move! Get away from me! If you move again, I'll fight back!"
So this was what "bones go soft and flesh goes numb" meant? Bones crushed flat and legs numb from sitting?
He couldn't even feel his blood flow anymore!
The bearded girl pouted: "Hah~ Fight back? Try it! Believe me, I'll have someone report you to the Public Security Bureau right now!"
"Have them take you in for investigation? You'd better behave!"
001 panicked. If that happened, wouldn't he be exposed?
And this was a residential area. If things got loud from a struggle, it would definitely cause a disturbance!
He had to keep a low profile and not cause any trouble.
Hmph! Did she think he was out of options?
Watch me use my anesthesia watch!
But looking at his empty wrist, 001 freaked out!
He left the watch in the outer room!
Damn it!
No watch? Then I still have my hand-chop move!
...
At Rongcheng Airport, a fair-skinned girl with heart-shaped sunglasses and short brown hair pulled a small suitcase behind her.
✧*｡٩(♡～♡)ᓄ箱
She had little braids at her temples and a tuft of white hair in her bangs, making her look very energetic.
"Hmph~ Is it really necessary to make such a big deal over stealing two rabbits?"
"Qian Benying is so damn lazy. If it weren't for her space-type abilities, the Sakura Group wouldn't even let you have a say!"
Huayin grumbled endlessly, but as long as she successfully stole the rabbits back,
the higher-ups would surely heavily support her Jingming faction. Let's see if Qian Benying still had any right to be smug then!
Meanwhile, on the streets of Rongcheng!
A man in jeans and a leather jacket, with slicked-back hair, wearing his cap backwards, and hands in his pockets, strolled casually.
He glanced toward the direction of Rongcheng Nursing Home and headed straight there.
Cowboy Milano sneered coldly: "Hmph, national treasures? Let's see if you're still laughing when I kill them all!"
The Star Shield Bureau had placed great importance on this mission, and the reward was incredibly generous!
...
Having knocked out the bearded girl with a hand-chop, 001 had a bad feeling.
He quickly rushed to the outer room!
Sure enough, his briefcase, bulletproof suit, watch, umbrella—all gone!
All he had left on his body was a pair of shorts!
001: !!!
Was it really this treacherous? He had been walking the world for years,
and now he'd fallen for a scheme!
The mission hadn't even started, and all his gear was gone. They didn't even leave him a single piece of clothing?
He wanted to roar in anger, but he was afraid of causing a disturbance, so he could only swallow his broken teeth and force them down his throat.
(งཀ益ཀ)ง
His gaze fell on that white bedsheet...
...
At Pioneer Academy's Sky Island Maple Forest Villa!
Cheerful music echoed through the air, and the villa was brightly lit.
Laughter and "slap slap" sounds came from inside!
In the men's hot spring area, Qin Shou was bare-chested, his hands continuously slapping Wu Liang's body.
Slap slap, full of passion!
But Qin Shou's eyes were hollow, as if he had lost all hope in life, like a mindless slapping and rubbing machine.
(≖～≖)…
Wu Liang looked blissful: "Gotta say it, Brother Qin Shou's technique is getting better and better! Nice one!"
In the milk pool, several other men were lying around haphazardly, all people who had enjoyed Qin Shou's service.
Meanwhile, in the women's hot spring area, Jiangnan's big hands went "slap slap" on Yu Qingqing's back, making her yell with delight.
٩(*˃᷄ꇴ˂᷅*)۶ "Giggle giggle~ Boss Nan is amazing!"
Jiangnan waved his hand humbly.
(︶.̮︶๑)ﾉ "Not at all, just average amazing. Hey Qin Shou, why the long face?"
"I didn't say you couldn't give the girls a slap-rub, did I? They just don't want you to do it. That's not my fault, is it?"
[From Qin Shou: Resentment Value +1000!]
I finish all the work thinking I'll finally fulfill my dream as a man,
but who knew I'd end up slapping only muscular guys?
Leng Yan curled her lip.
(￢д￢。) "No way I'm letting Qin Shou rub me! His smile is too pervy, clearly up to no good!"
"Nothing like Boss Nan—just looking at him lifts my mood!"
Jiangnan: (΄◞ิᗜ◟ิ‵)
Qin Shou: !!!
He's not any better than me, is he?
At this rate, he'd never find a girlfriend!
"Boss Nan! Got any new goodies? Something that makes a guy handsome, impressive, and badass?"
"I want to be popular with the ladies too!"
Hearing this, the single guys in the men's hot spring area perked up!
Qi De Long Dong Qiang, Qi Yu, Ye Xinghe, and the others all looked expectant!
Boss Nan was so popular—he must have some secret, right?
Jiangnan immediately grinned!
He slapped Yu Qingqing's foot, sending her flying like a fish into the hot spring pool.
Slap! (๑︶.̮︶)ﾉΣ foot
Someone coming to hand over cash willingly—how could he refuse?
He had plenty of treasures!
Jiangnan pulled out his Vendor Cloth and spread it on the ground.
Then he pulled out a huge pile of Teletubbies invisibility cloaks and Large Green Sticks.
Qin Shuo drew in a sharp breath: "Ssss—You want us to go invisible, carry green sticks, attack girls, knock them out, and carry them away?"
"Then live happily ever after?"
The moment he said that, all the girls' eyes turned red as they glared fiercely at Qin Shou!
If looks could kill, Qin Shou would be dead already!
Qin Shou was sweating profusely: "I mean, that's how it sounds, but we can't actually do that. That's... that's illegal!"
"I, Qin Shou, might be a beast, but I have principles!"
Jiangnan rolled his eyes: "I think you just want to do it."
Then he grinned again: "But something that makes you impressive, badass, and respected? Big Bro's got it!"
"The effect only lasts half an hour, but for that half hour, you ARE a god!"
"Youngsters~ Do you also want to become a divine being like me?"
"This invisibility cloak and green stick are just auxiliary tools. As long as you can handle it, becoming a god is right here today!"
At this moment, Qin Shou, Qi Yu, and the others were nodding like chicks pecking rice.
━=͟͟͞͞(งŎ◠Ŏ)ง "Yes! Yes! Yes!"