Chapter 1032: Two Things
The idea was beautiful, but the girl didn't come!
What followed was a sky-covering thunderbolt crashing down!
Wang Dalei floated beneath the black clouds in an elemental form, his spiritual energy surging fiercely!
From the endless black clouds, lightning bolts over a kilometer thick were brewing!
Turning the black clouds a brilliant blue!
"Thunder Pool: Great Heavenly Tribulation!"
In an instant, infinite thunderbolts rained down from the clouds like heavenly swords!
☁︎‧̣̥̇☁︎‧̣̥̇☁︎
ﾚﾍﾚﾍﾚﾍ
Covering an area ten thousand meters in radius, blasting the ground into charred blackness with smoke rising!
Even the mother vine root was mercilessly carbonized into slag!
At this moment, Wang Dalei was like the Son of Thunder, awe-inspiring!
Pepper's expression was extremely ugly. The vine core in the vault had also been taken by Huaxia?
The Fog Marsh Forbidden Zone could no longer restrict the intervention of Huaxia's Dao Heaven!
His own advantage was completely lost!
The terrifying lightning blasted Pepper away, but he withstood the strikes with his physical body!
He converted the lightning's energy into fat, then liberated his functions to feed back into himself, further strengthening!
Chen Daoyi saw Wang Dalei arrive; his heart trembled but he also let out a long sigh of relief!
This Pepper was unusually fierce; ordinary attacks were completely useless against him, and instead strengthened him!
If not for Wang Dalei's arrival, he might have really fallen here!
"Don't give him a chance to convert energy!"
Wang Dalei smiled confidently. After what happened, he already knew Pepper's information by heart!
"Convert energy? Go ahead and absorb it. Let's see how much you can take!"
"You two are fighting pretty dirty? No nonsense! I'll go ranged, you go melee! We'll gang up on him!"
Although he didn't know why Chen Daoyi was here, it was suspicious!
But since he was fighting Pepper without regard for his life, he should also be at odds with Pepper.
Chen Daoyi: ( #◞•̀д•́) ???
"Why do I have to go melee? Why don't you go?"
Wang Dalei glared: "Nonsense! If I go, what if I get covered by him?"
Chen Daoyi was furious!
( ꐦಠ益ಠ) "And you still want me to go?"
Wang Dalei spread his hands!
╮(•́～•̀)╭ "You're already covered, so what's there to fear? Hurry up!"
Chen Daoyi, eyes red and teeth clenched, remembered that he still had a handle in the other's hands, so he could only steel himself and go!
"By the way! Where's Uncle Jiang? I don't see him?"
Chen Daoyi's face darkened. Good grief, was that little bastard's seniority that high?
Wang Dalei called him uncle?
"Don't know! He's not dead anyway, probably ran off first."
[From Chen Daoyi: Resentment Value +1000!]
Although he didn't know what was going on, Chen Daoyi was sure Jiangnan was still alive!
Otherwise, how could he have swapped himself? That little bastard was probably hiding somewhere and laughing to himself!
Wang Dalei's eyes lit up when he heard. My uncle had escaped safely?
Awesome!
Then I can go all out!
"Great Thunder Pool: Ninefold Heavenly Tribulation!"
At this moment, Wang Dalei seemed to have pierced Lan Xing's battery!
Thunderbolts over an area of ten thousand meters rained down like a downpour!
Jiang Douding: !!!
٩(#˃᷄⌂˂᷅#)۶ Eeeya!
"Wang Dalei, I banana you a boo-na-na! Stop! Don't strike!"
But the hysterical shouts were completely drowned out by the thunder; Wang Dalei couldn't hear at all!
At that moment, Jiang Douding's limbs were completely useless, swinging in the air!
He relied on teleportation to dodge through the sky full of thunderbolts!
Just like a sunny doll hung in the air!
But the lightning seemed to have eyes; as soon as Jiang Douding teleported in, the lightning struck him!
Accurate as hell!
He was charred black, and there was even a smell!
Jiang Douding was almost in tears. Wasn't it just half an hour of messing around?
Was it necessary to call down a heavenly tribulation on me? And it was one summoned by our own people!
Even a Tribulation Transcendence expert couldn't withstand such abuse!
I'll never recklessly eat Little Cherry again!
After half a life's worth of effort, Jiang Douding finally managed to teleport out of the Thunder Pool's range. He didn't know how many times he got struck along the way!
Smoke rising from his whole body, hair standing on end, just like a pitiful thing that had just crawled out of a stove pit!
Jiang Douding let out a long sigh of relief. Finally out. That means no more lightning strikes, right?
But...
( #˃᷄3˂᷅)⁼³₌₃ "Ah-choo~"
A nuclear-powered sneeze shot out, sparks flying everywhere! Its power was astonishing, and it hadn't diminished with his shrinking body!
The powerful recoil sent the paralyzed Jiangnan plunging into the Thunder Pool!
And he was struck right on by lightning!
Jiangnan: !!!
You can't do this to me! Can it get any worse?
I barely escaped!
Just as he tried to teleport away,
( #°¯᷄3¯᷅)⁼³₌₃⁼³₌₃ "Ah-choo-choo-choo~"
A three-shot sneeze blasted out, and the recoil directly pushed Jiang Douding to the center of the Thunder Pool!
Looking at the endless lightning around him, Jiang Douding lay on the ground and shed tears of regret!
_( ꒦ິ﹏꒦ີ」∠)_
Hah~ That's it. I'm tired!
Destroy this world!
But just then, a surprising peach light burst from Jiang Douding's eyes!
( ๑ෆ◠ෆ)و✧
No! I can't! I must live and escape, find a girl, make babies, make nine!
Endless motivation rose from the bottom of his heart. Jiang Douding once again tried to teleport out of the Thunder Pool!
Even though he was bounced back several times by nuclear sneezes, he never gave up!
Finally, after six sneezes, Jiang Douding struggled and once again, yet again, charged out of the Thunder Pool!
Tears welled up in his eyes. I don't believe you still have a trick to get me back in!
Boom!
The ground split open, and a thick mother vine root stretching nearly a hundred meters whipped fiercely towards Wang Dalei!
The vine emitted a deep red blood light!
Red... Huh? Red!
Jiang Douding's eyes turned blood red. He turned and teleported, plunging headlong into the Thunder Pool without hesitation!
╰(˃᷄口˂᷅#)╯=З=З=З
"Watch me ram you to death!"
In the end, he couldn't escape the fate of being struck by lightning!
His heart was cursing like crazy. Can it get any more troublesome?
Indeed, there's no worst luck, only worse luck!
...
With Wang Dalei's entry, even though Pepper could absorb impact and convert energy, he was now being suppressed by the two!
At this moment, Pepper's figure was extremely bloated, and the sticky energy around him had piled to the extreme!
He couldn't even control it, and it dissipated into the air. Of course, at this moment, Pepper's combat power had also reached its peak!
Several times he nearly killed Chen Daoyi!
Chen Daoyi spat a mouthful of blood: "Can you do it or not? I really can't take it anymore!"
Wang Dalei's eyes blazed with divine light, his face ferocious!
"My lightning isn't so easy to eat! Lightning Explosion!"
Pepper's pupils shrank sharply, feeling that the energy around him had lost control, with tiny electric threads hidden within!
The electric light connected into a sheet and finally exploded with a bang!
Bang!
In an instant, blood and flesh splattered. Terrifying lightning exploded outward from Pepper!
Pepper's fat was blasted apart, his whole body a bloody mess, looking extremely gruesome and terrifying!
"Damnit! Fell into your trap! You all just know how to scheme against me!"
Pepper's eyes blood red, he charged straight for the main mother vine plant without looking back!
Wang Dalei and Chen Daoyi exchanged a glance: "Chase!"
The two followed closely behind Pepper, moving along with the Thunder Pool!
Now, on the smoking earth, Jiang Douding, charred black, lay on the ground and cried in grievance!
_( ཀжཀ」∠)_ Boohoo~
I'm not afraid of pigs, because pigs haven't hurt me at all!
I'm afraid of lightning, because lightning has me covered in injuries!
Wang Dalei! You just wait! Waa~
At this moment, Jiang Douding had completely given up struggling, letting the world mercilessly whip him!
In three hours, I'll still be a true hero!
But just then, from the blood vine thicket nearby, Chen Xi, her pretty face blackened like a little cat, suddenly emerged!
She was holding her phone up to record, but her eyes were looking around!
.( #◔～◔ิ)つ[ ]✧
"Hmm~ Where did Brother Jiangnan go? How come I can't see him?"
Just then, a "crack" sound!
"Eeeya~ My ribs! Ribs! Quickly lift your foot off me!"
A faint voice like a mosquito sounded, startling Chen Xi!
"Who? Who's speaking?"
She quickly looked in the direction of the voice and saw Jiang Douding, 1.8 cm in size, lying on the ground with a look of utter despair!
Chen Xi's eyes widened: "Ji... Brother Jiangnan? Pfft~ How did you get so small?"
"So... so cute!"
She quickly crouched down, picked up Jiang Douding, and held him in her palm, blowing on him.
Noticing his heavy injuries, she used a Healing Art, and his wounds recovered almost completely in no time.
Jiang Douding saw it was a girl, his eyes full of peach hearts. After begging for so long, had he finally been granted a girl?
( ͡°͜ʖ͡°)✧ "This fairy sister, want to make babies together? The kind that gives birth to nine in one litter!"
Chen Xi: ( ◕·•᷄ࡇ•᷅) Huh???
"Do... do you have to be so sudden? Didn't you already refuse to be a live-in son-in-law? Why... why do you want to have kids with me?"
As she spoke, her pretty face turned red, and she unconsciously started squirming left and right.
Having gone through so much danger together, no way?
Could Brother Jiangnan have fallen for me?
I just saved his life, so is Jiangnan planning to repay me with his body?
"Have nine? Why so many?"
Jiang Douding's expression turned serious!
( ୧୨･᷅ὢ･᷄) "Reproduction is a necessary condition for the continuation of every species! The rise and fall of the world is everyone's responsibility!"
"I feel I must contribute to the continuation of humanity!"
Chen Xi was stunned. Had it already risen to such a height?
Jiang Douding lay in Chen Xi's palm, only his mouth able to move, yet he kept talking!
"From sunrise to sunset, I only want to do two things with you, and that's three meals a day!"
Chen Xi blushed deeply. Brother Jiangnan was so smooth. She couldn't help but ask coyly: "Then what about the other thing?"
Jiang Douding frowned: "I already said it? Which one do you mean? Three meals or..."
Chen Xi: ( ¯ε¯*‧̣̥̇) "Pfft~"
"One day, three meals' turns out to be two things?"