Chapter 1031: Death Calamity! (Bonus Chapter)

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# Chapter 1031: Death Calamity! (Bonus Chapter)

Chen Daoyi felt his vision blur, and the next thing he knew, he was lying behind Pepper!

A look of shock flickered in his eyes.

Wasn't I just standing? How am I on the ground now?

Hmm? This figure in front of me seems somewhat familiar?

What the hell just fell?

The next moment, Chen Daoyi's expression turned terrified!

He heard a dull "pat~" sound, like mud splattering against a wall...

Chen Daoyi's body froze stiff!

Then came a sky-shaking roar of fury!

"Ahhh~ Holy shit!"

[From Chen Daoyi's Resentment Value +1001!]

Jiangnan had swapped him over again?

Just a moment ago, he was even feeling grateful that Jiangnan didn't let him take Pepper's punch, and instead swapped Star Yao Wei over!

But he never expected this was the trap waiting for him!

I'd rather be beaten within an inch of my life than face death like this!

Pepper was also startled by the roar behind him, almost jumping out of his skin!

He turned around sharply and saw Chen Daoyi lying on the ground, his face ashen yellow.

A weird expression crossed his face.

"You have a hobby like this?"

Chen Daoyi roared in fury: "You're literally shitting on my head?"

"I, Chen Daoyi, am willing to risk my life today to kill you! Life Return!"

A green glow suddenly radiated from Chen Daoyi's entire body, his once withered muscles swelling up!

A few black strands appeared among his white hair, and he charged forward like a bull, wrapping his arms around Pepper's waist!

He tackled Pepper to the ground, smeared his hands across his own face, scooped up some yellow mud, and plastered it all over Pepper's face!

Then he rained down punches like a hailstorm, mercilessly pounding Pepper, sinking the ground beneath them!

Yet this seemed completely ineffective; all the impact of Chen Daoyi's attacks was absorbed by Pepper's flesh!

His once robust frame began to bloat up again!

Pepper was furious: "You old bastard, are you disgusting? Ready to die, huh? Fine! Since I can't find Jiangnan, beating you to death works too!"

The next moment, Pepper's bloated body underwent another functional release, his physical abilities soaring to a new level!

He pinned Chen Daoyi down, rubbing his face against Chen Daoyi's chest!

Then he threw a punch!

"Boom!"

Chen Daoyi's head snapped to the side, half his teeth flying out, the skin on his cheek tearing apart!

But under Life Return, his injuries quickly healed. Still, he couldn't suppress Pepper!

Instead, Pepper mounted him and rained down blows, forcing Chen Daoyi to shield his head with both arms while struggling desperately, his head covered in blood!

Jiangnan, hiding in the mud pit, had a pale face.

What kind of insane battle is this? If this video got out, the whole world would probably lose their minds, right?

Shocked! Two Dao Heaven-level powerhouses, in a desperate fight, actually started using... that to fight?

*Ugh~*

While Pepper was brutally beating Chen Daoyi, he didn't forget to give orders: "Find Jiangnan! Once I'm done killing this old geezer, I'll go kill him!"

Star Yao Wei had no intention of letting Jiangnan off either. She quickly organized the surviving plant-men to conduct a carpet search!

Jiangnan, the little dwarf, dared not stay any longer. He teleported multiple times, rushing into a nearby Blood Vine forest!

Finding a hidden spot, he lay in the muddy ground like a cripple, using his mouth to drag leaves over to cover himself!

One leaf covers the eye, hehehe! If you can find me, you're really something!

As long as I hide well and wait for my big thunder nephew to come save me!

Ahhh~ I want to flirt with girls and make babies so badly!

The pupils of the little Jiangnan dwarf were slowly turning into heart shapes!

...

Star Yao Wei was going crazy looking for him. Where the hell had Jiangnan gone?

Even with the mobility of a Space System, there was no way he could leave the battlefield without anyone noticing!

The Mother Vine's roots spread across the earth, with incredibly strong perception, and it was also searching, but even so, there was no sign of him!

"Gurgle~"

Her stomach let out another loud rumble, and Star Yao Wei's face turned pale!

*Hiss~*

Anyway, everyone was searching. Taking a quick break to go to the bathroom shouldn't be a problem, right?

Star Yao Wei couldn't care less anymore!

Holding it in could last a thousand miles, but diarrhea makes every step impossible!

She quickly ran to a hidden spot in the Blood Vine forest, looked left and right to make sure no one was around!

No one should come here.

Yeah, let's make it quick!

She casually found a spot under a vine and was about to hurry up and... plop.

At that moment, under the leaves, the little Jiangnan dwarf was still muttering about making babies, his eyes heavily tinted with heart shapes, his mind hazy!

But in that instant, he suddenly snapped back to clarity!

Star Yao Wei? Did she find me? That doesn't seem right?

In this remote wilderness, what is she planning to do?

Could... could she be about to... plop?

Little Jiangnan Dwarf: !!!

Damn! You sure know how to pick a spot!

You didn't notice there's someone underneath, did you?

The No Man's Land is enormous, and you have to settle your business right above my head?

Is it because I've dumped too many shit pots on other people's heads, so now I have to meet my doom like this?

Can't even dodge it? Am I really this unlucky?

Is this what they call karma?

Jiangnan was going crazy with panic, and quickly asked:

"Hey! Did you bring any toilet paper?"

Star Yao Wei waved her hand dismissively!

"At a time like this, who cares about that? Twigs and leaves work fine, don't they?"

"Besides, I'm a Water System, I can wash up later... *gasp* Who? Who's talking?"

[From Vivian's Resentment Value +1000!]

There's someone here?

I checked just now, and there was no one!

But the shock made her lose control completely!

Little Jiangnan Dwarf: !!!

"You dare! I'll fight you! Mad Cow Thousand-Year Kill!"

He teleported out from under the leaves, his horns ramming directly into Star Yao Wei!

The knockback effect activated!

Star Yao Wei's eyes flew wide open, feeling a sharp pain like a mosquito bite!

Then, like a small rocket, she shot up a thousand meters into the sky!

Accompanied by Star Yao Wei's heart-wrenching scream!

Countless gazes turned upward!

This is the feeling of flying!

Star Yao Wei: !!!

If anyone saw me doing my business in the wild like this, I wouldn't be able to live!

Who rammed me? It had to be Jiangnan! He was right behind me just now?

[From Vivian's Resentment Value +1001!]

"Water Prism Shield!"

Water suddenly burst out around Star Yao Wei, forming a spherical barrier, hiding her figure!

The plant-men looked at the water ball flying in the sky, utterly bewildered. What was Sister Wei doing?

After ramming Star Yao Wei away, the little Jiangnan dwarf let out a huge sigh of relief. Another near-death escape!

They say after great misfortune comes great fortune! I...

"Only the most shocking thunder can shatter the heaviest darkness!"

"I, Wang Dalei, am thunder! Divine might sweeps across the land, punishing all directions!"

"Boom!"

With a deafening crash, Wang Dalei plunged down from the black clouds, his whole body crackling with lightning, slamming heavily to the ground!

Terrifying lightning surged outward from Wang Dalei in all directions, electrocuting the Blood Vines for a thousand meters into charcoal!

And at that moment, before Jiangnan could finish his sentence, he was stomped under Wang Dalei's foot, only half his head sticking out!

He took the most direct lightning strike, his whole body charred black, lying on the ground foaming at the mouth, twitching uncontrollably!

The delightful sensation of lightning left Jiangnan completely speechless!

Where was the promised good fortune?

Why did a bolt of lightning have to fall from the sky and strike me!

And it was Wang Dalei of all people? Couldn't he have aimed more accurately?

Is this the backup I've been waiting for all this time?

Big Thunder Nephew! Screw you!

But Wang Dalei looked around the battlefield and didn't see Jiangnan, a flicker of confusion in his eyes!

Where did Uncle Jiang go?

Then he spotted Star Yao Wei, who had just landed!

"Die! Heaven's Punishment!"

Wang Dalei raised his hand, and a purple bolt of lightning fell from the black clouds, which he caught in his hand!

Because the ground was muddy and wet, there was no effective insulation under Wang Dalei's feet, and the strong electric current directly discharged into the earth!

The little Jiangnan dwarf was electrocuted, rolling his eyes and twitching, cursing inwardly!

Were you sent by Sister Shanmiao to take my life?

Heaven's Punishment lightning was hurled by Wang Dalei, reaching Star Yao Wei in an instant!

Star Yao Wei's eyes were full of despair: "He's dead after all? So annoying!"

"Boom!"

With an explosion, boundless lightning raged, and Star Yao Wei, unable to even elementalize in time, was blown to bits!

She died on the spot, her trip to the bathroom never happening!

Wang Dalei's gaze immediately fell on Pepper!

Pepper was still straddling Chen Daoyi, beating him relentlessly, all his teeth knocked out!

Literally beating the teeth out of his mouth!

The two of them were covered in blood and yellow mud!

Wang Dalei was utterly dumbfounded. The head of the Chen family? What was he doing here?

And he was fighting Pepper?

Wait, were they really fighting with... that? What kind of brutal battle had led to such a state?

Seeing this, Wang Dalei didn't dare get close to the two, his face full of disgust!

His body turned into a bolt of lightning and shot into the black clouds, preparing to attack from a distance!

The little Jiangnan dwarf lay in the footprint, full of indignation!

"Big Thunder Nephew! You just wait! Hmph~"

"Making babies~ making nine of them! Please, Heaven, grant me a girl!"