# Chapter 72: Who Dares to Spray on My Big Brother?
Beer was brought up crate by crate.
Jiangnan picked up a bottle, flashing a devilish smile!
"Nobody believes me, right?"
"Today, I'll show you a chug!"
Xia Yao quickly raised a napkin to shield herself, her face full of disgust.
"Hey hey hey! We haven't even touched the dishes on the table yet!"
"And a chug? Don't you dare spray it everywhere! How are we supposed to eat?"
Wu Liang: "Brother Nan! Better forget it! Or I'll have to change clothes again..."
Jiangnan glared!
What the hell?
How could he tolerate this?
He roared: "If it takes more than three seconds, I'll call you Daddy!"
With that, he tilted his head back, put the bottle to his mouth, and shook it.
The beer inside was empty in three seconds, leaving just a bit of foam...
Xia Yao and Zhong Yingxue were stunned!
Tang Qianya covered her small mouth, looking surprised!
Wu Liang was also dumbfounded. With Jiangnan's small frame, he could drink that much?
Only Yu Qingqing was excited, clapping for Jiangnan nonstop!
Her livestream comments flooded with "!" spamming the screen.
"What the hell! He broke my record..."
"Undefeatable little whirlwind!"
"A devilish smile? I thought Lord Nan was going to perform a human fountain show!"
"Master! Oh my! This is a master!"
Xia Yao coughed lightly, feeling a bit guilty.
This... this seemed a bit strong!
Her big eyes rolled around cunningly.
"We're girls! Since you can drink so well, we'll drink one glass each, and you drink one bottle!"
"More ability means more work!"
Jiangnan smiled brightly, agreeing without hesitation: "Sure!"
Xia Yao: ???
Such an unreasonable request and he agreed?
That confident in his own ability?
If she couldn't get Jiangnan down today, she'd be failing herself!
So the battle began!
The girls drank one glass each; Jiangnan chugged one bottle...
Wu Liang felt too embarrassed to drink glass by glass, so he followed Jiangnan in chugging bottles!
Eyes wide open, just drinking!
An hour later...
Jiangnan still hadn't changed expression, even eating tripe from the hotpot!
Tang Qianya was already asleep, face down on the table...
Zhong Yingxue's beautiful cheeks flushed with two red patches, her big eyes hazy, staring at Jiangnan with a silly smile!
After finishing a glass, Xia Yao pointed at Jiangnan and said, "Huh? Why are there two of you?"
"You cheated! Two of you drinking against us!"
Jiangnan: ...
On the other side, after chugging a bottle, Wu Liang rolled his eyes and fell straight to the ground!
Some indescribable things, enough to be blurred out with mosaic, gushed wildly from Wu Liang's mouth!
Flowing freely down the corners of his mouth!
Jiangnan covered his face...
Brother!
You're the real human fountain, aren't you?
Wu Liang? More like "Without Measure"!
Only twenty-one bottles and you're down?
The battle continued!
And the hotpot restaurant staff were already terrified!
It even caused a crowd to gather!
Jiangnan had already chugged sixty-six bottles!
Was this even human?
Were you a drain incarnate?
Even more terrifying was Yu Qingqing, sitting across from Jiangnan, who also kept up with sixty-six glasses!
Such a petite figure, such a kawaii girl, and she could drink that much?
Was this a table full of gods?
For this round of drinks, Jiangnan ordered ten bottles of Niulanshan and ten bottles of Hongxing Erguotou!
Then he said to the waiter: "Gotta say, your hotpot dipping sauce is a bit salty, bro!"
With that, he unscrewed a bottle of Erguotou.
Grabbed a straw from the side and stuck it in...
Just like drinking milk tea!
One bite of beef, one sip of Erguotou!
Waiter: !!!
I'll be damned!
This is liquor!
You're drinking it like cold boiled water?
Other people grimace and hiss when drinking liquor, faces twisted!
And you use a straw?!
Xia Yao looked as if she'd seen a ghost!
Hey hey hey!
This has already surpassed the realm of humanity!
If this keeps up, she'd definitely lose...
She whined, "I'm not impressed by walls, just by you!"
"But we still have Little Fish! The task of taking down Little Nan is left to you!"
Yu Qingqing's face was grave!
"I'll try my best!"
Little did anyone know, as a mukbang streamer, Yu Qingqing was gifted!
Her ability was none other than eating!
She could convert everything she ate into energy stored in her body!
In all these years of drinking, she'd never feared anyone!
But this was the first time she'd met someone like Jiangnan...
Truly a worthy opponent!
The netizens in the livestream were already panicking.
"Drinking liquor with a straw? Chugging beer from the bottle? Flowers of beauty!"
"Jiangnan is not human!!! He's a god!"
"Chugged 107 bottles! Not once went to the bathroom! Iron kidneys! Iron kidney king! Where does all the alcohol go?"
"Am I the only one who noticed the big guy lying on the ground acting as a fountain?"
"Our Little Fish is probably doomed!"
"Drinking continuously—so that's how it's done?"
Little did they know Jiangnan wasn't afraid at all.
In fact, he even wanted to laugh!
You want to knock me out?
No way!
Because he wasn't drinking at all!
One end of his space wormhole was in his mouth, the other was outside the hotpot restaurant.
Forget drinking alcohol...
Jiangnan could drink a whole reservoir!
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Meanwhile, in the alley outside the hotpot restaurant.
Bald Strong was leading seven or eight underlings to patrol his turf.
He couldn't make it in the night market area anymore, so he'd finally changed territory.
Just as he was passing under the hotpot restaurant!
A thick yellow stream with white foam sprayed all over him and his underlings.
"Oh damn!"
"What the hell is that!"
Scared, Bald Strong and a few underlings quickly dodged!
They looked up!
From the second-floor private room of the hotpot restaurant, a yellow water column gushed down, splashing on the ground, still with white foam...
Bald Strong and his underlings all had horrified faces!
"What bastard drank too much! Can't even use the toilet, so he sprays out the window?"
"He dared to spray my big brother! Twist his dick off!"
"How many dishes did he have to drink like this?"
"So yellow? He's got some serious internal heat!"
A few underlings were indignant, full of rage!
They watched as the yellow stream suddenly turned white, then back to yellow!
???
What kind of operation was this?
Could it automatically adjust the color?
One underling licked his lips and asked doubtfully, "Big brother! The smell doesn't seem right..."
At these words, the others stared at him in shock!
You actually licked it to taste what flavor?
No way?
The smell isn't right?
So what should it normally smell like?
Have you drunk it before?
The underling was confused. It tasted like beer.
But Bald Strong was furious! He was just walking down the street and got sprayed!
Not only was he drenched, but it was also so yellow!
His anger surged.
"Damn! Get him!"
With that, he led his gang charging into the hotpot restaurant, aggressively finding the second-floor private room!
"Bang!"
A yellow-haired underling kicked the door open!
He shouted, "Speak! Which bastard dared to spray on my big brother?"
The entire private room went quiet for a moment.
Jiangnan looked back, frowning slightly!
He still had a straw in his hand, sipping Erguotou!
The underling looked smug!
Yes! Complete silence—that's the effect he wanted!
He turned to look at Bald Strong!
Meaning: See, big brother! Isn't your little brother loyal enough?
Wait, where's my big brother?
The yellow-haired was confused!
He looked down and saw Bald Strong kneeling on the floor, sweating profusely, his expression like he was about to cry!
And the few brothers who came with Bald Strong were all kneeling in a row!
Yellow-haired: ???
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