# Chapter 71: "Tsingdao Won't Fall, I Won't Fall! Snowflakes Won't Float, I Won't Float!"
Jiangnan's mind stirred slightly.
Two spatial wormholes appeared side by side in front of him!
One entrance, one exit!
Each as big as a washbasin!
Jiangnan raised his hand and reached into one of the spatial wormholes!
Then his hand came out from the other spatial wormhole!
He even casually touched his own face!
Jiangnan's eyes lit up brightly!
Isn't this just folded space?
Setting the entrance and exit of the wormhole at will!
Any part of his body could ignore distance and go from entrance to exit?
How ridiculously awesome was that?
No wonder they used such a high-end name like Spatial Wormhole!
He tested it a bit!
The size of the spatial wormhole could be controlled freely!
It could be opened anywhere within a 300-meter range!
Even the teleportation range had increased to 300 meters!
In an instant, Jiangnan's playful side came out!
Opening a spatial wormhole!
Jiangnan reached in!
At the same time, an arm appeared out of thin air by the kitchen refrigerator!
Opened the fridge door, grabbed a bottle of Happy Fat Guy soda, and came back!
Jiangnan was delighted!
With this spatial wormhole, within a 300-meter radius, he could do whatever he wanted?
No wonder it was strictly controlled!
A must-have artifact for robbing banks!
Thinking this, he opened another spatial wormhole!
One opening under the bathtub, one opening into the sewer!
The bathwater in the tub drained away in no time...
This!
This was freaking amazing!
Wouldn't going to the toilet be solvable while still lying in bed?
Saying it, he did it!
Jiangnan got up from the bathtub and opened a spatial wormhole!
Hands on his hips!
The exit opened under the old locust tree in the yard!
He figured he'd fertilize it while he was at it!
...
In the yard, Zhou Yuqing was sweeping the grounds!
Suddenly, she noticed a crystalline water column had appeared out of nowhere under the old locust tree!
She looked at it curiously!
Totally stunned!
She quickly ran over, crouched down under the tree, and stared at it nonstop!
She even kind of wanted to reach out and touch it!
This... was this some kind of supernatural phenomenon?
So amazing!
She couldn't help shouting: "Mom! Come look!"
"The old locust tree at the door has shown its spirit!"
"It's automatically watering itself!"
Jiangnan: ???
Zhou Yuqing's shout nearly scared Jiangnan half to death!
Damn!
How could it be this coincidental?
How did she find out?
And she was about to be surrounded and stared at?
This was!
Trouble! He hurriedly stopped!
Zhou Yuqing: ???
Why did the flow cut off?
Sure enough!
Things like supernatural phenomena like this were hard to come by!
Aunt Zhou: "Xiaoqing, what's wrong?"
Zhou Yuqing said regretfully: "It disappeared!"
Jiangnan, hiding in the bathtub, felt miserable holding it in!
Better not use this divine skill too often in the future!
It could easily be misunderstood!
...
The final exams were over, and all the major schools had started summer vacation!
Jiangnan was preparing to hit the night market hard!
Set up a stall! Make a good chunk of cash!
That evening, Jiangnan was at home absorbing spirit beads when he received a video call!
From "Yingxue!"
After answering, two breathtakingly beautiful faces appeared on the screen!
It was Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao!
Xia Yao, who had taken two Beauty Pills, looked absolutely stunning!
The silver-haired beauty!
Xia Yao: "Xiao Nan! Come out! Let's treat you to hotpot! Have a few drinks! I didn't drive today!"
Zhong Yingxue smiled: "Come on! We have something to talk to you about!"
"Yeah, come on, come on! My fans want to see you!" Yu Qingqing, with her hair in two buns, squeezed into the screen!
Jiangnan raised an eyebrow: "Have a few drinks?"
Xia Yao snickered mischievously: "See if I don't drink you under the table today!"
Jiangnan said excitedly: "Where? I'll head over now!"
Zhong Yingxue laughed: "Call Wu Liang and Tang Qianya too! The more the merrier!"
"Got it!"
He called Wu Liang and Tang Qianya, and the three headed to the hotpot restaurant!
Zhong Yingxue and the others had already booked a private room!
The three pushed the door open!
Not only was Wu Liang stunned, even Tang Qianya was frozen!
How could people be this beautiful?
It was breathtaking, alright?
Xia Yao's wildness directly pierced Tang Qianya's little heart!
Mom! I think I'm in love!
Xia Yao, seeing their reactions, nodded with satisfaction.
Then she looked at Jiangnan: "Hey, hey, hey! Why aren't you complimenting me? Am I not pretty enough?"
Jiangnan pouted: "Because I know your true nature as a vicious wolf dog!"
Xia Yao bared her teeth, wanting to strangle Jiangnan!
Zhong Yingxue smiled and said: "You two, every time you meet, you bicker endlessly!"
"Come! Little Tangtang, sit next to me!"
"This is Xiaoyu! She's our classmate!"
Yu Qingqing smiled shyly: "Hello everyone!"
Then she waved at the phone beside her: "Everyone see that? The Southern God you wanted to see! Here he is!"
The livestream comments instantly filled the screen!
"Damn! Southern God is still so handsome!"
"Pretty Guardian Sailor Soldier! I finally see you again!"
"Sorry, my attention is no longer on Southern God!"
"Drink him to death!"
Jiangnan was stunned. This girl was something else, livestreaming even while eating?
Last time at the mall when they were trapped, she was also livestreaming!
Zhong Yingxue laughed: "Don't underestimate our Xiaoyu. She's a pretty famous streamer on Penguin Live! Signed a 10 million contract!"
Jiangnan's expression turned serious!
"Sister Xiaoyu! Do you need any leg attachments on your thighs?"
Yu Qingqing blushed, not knowing how to answer!
Xia Yao rolled her eyes, then snickered: "Stop teasing her! Today I'm going to knock you out for sure!"
Wu Liang patted his chest and said: "Today I have to get my Southern brother drunk!"
Tang Qianya said shyly: "An... and me too!"
Zhong Yingxue: "I'll have a few drinks with you too! But I can't drink much..."
Jiangnan looked around!
Damn!
This wasn't right! Were they all targeting him today?
The situation was extremely grim!
He slapped the table and said: "Bring it on!"
His momentum was fierce!
Xia Yao asked curiously: "How much can you drink? Let me test the waters first!"
Jiangnan shrank his head and weakly raised one finger!
Xia Yao laughed so hard tears came out: "Haha? Just one bottle? And you say you're from Jiang City?"
Jiangnan slowly shook his head!
"One bottle? No! You're wrong!"
"I can keep drinking!"
As soon as he said this, everyone at the table thought Jiangnan had gone crazy!
Xia Yao curled her lip: "You? Pfft!"
Zhong Yingxue snickered.
Wu Liang chimed in: "Brother Nan! People who brag don't get the seasoning packet for their instant noodles!"
Jiangnan rolled his eyes!
None of them believed him, huh?
He immediately declared:
"Tsingdao won't fall, I won't fall!"
"Snowflakes won't float, I won't float!"
"Say nothing, just beg to be knocked out!"
Yu Qingqing's livestream room completely exploded, the countless fans couldn't hold back!
"Damn! I, the Jiang City Drinking God, won't accept this!"
"Post a video and fight back! But I accept the challenge!"
"Southern God! You're not even drunk yet and you're already this hammered?"
"Did you get cocky, or did I stop being able to wield my knife?"
"You've taken the act to perfection! Today, I want to see how much you can actually drink!"
This round of words immediately netted him quite a bit of resentment points!
Jiangnan liked Yu Qingqing more and more!
What a good person!
Xia Yao: Mm... I'll just quietly watch you show off!
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