Chapter 67: Robot Cat! Little Doraemon?
Is this about being a little kept puppy? Or a Dark Night worker?
Mountain Cat's face turned completely black. "Still want a hug? I think you're asking for a beating!"
Jiangnan looked troubled: "What? No... that's not good, whip play?"
"I don't have that kind of hobby!"
[*From Luo Tianhong's Resentment Value +1000!*]
Mountain Cat grabbed Jiangnan's face and rubbed it hard. "It's to go with me and work for the Dark Night!"
"I'll take you! Be a soldier under my command!"
Jiangnan was stunned: "You're not going to keep me as a kept man?"
Then his face fell with disappointment!
Jiangnan thought he'd finally get to eat soft rice!
Finally, he wouldn't have to work hard anymore!
Live off his good looks!
Be a carefree little kept puppy!
Mountain Cat was speechless.
Hey! Are you serious with that disappointed look?
A normal person wouldn't think in that direction, right?
"How about it? Think it over?"
Jiangnan pouted: "I'm not going! I still have school!"
Mountain Cat wouldn't let it go: "What's the use of school? I can teach you everything they teach there!"
"Don't waste your time in school!"
She'd been a worker for so long.
She'd finally discovered Jiangnan.
How could she bear to let him go?
Following her, Jiangnan had unlimited possibilities for the future!
His stage wouldn't be this little Jiangcheng.
But all of Huaxia, even the whole world!
Jiangnan shook his head like a rattling drum.
"I'm not going!"
Are you kidding me?
Go be a worker for the Dark Night Army?
What good would that do?
Did the Dark Night Army have scantily clad young ladies?
Could he make small money by setting up a street stall?
Could he enjoy his youth at school?
He wasn't going!
Seeing Jiangnan's firm refusal,
Mountain Cat suddenly smiled: "Fine, don't go then. I won't force you. Let's go!"
Jiangnan: ???
She let him off that easily?
That wasn't right!
Based on Mountain Cat's personality, she should have beaten him up and then dragged him there by force!
Why the sudden change of heart?
For some reason, Jiangnan suddenly had a bad feeling.
"Shanmiao Sister, what's up with that Burning Blood reagent? Earlier when I was fighting the Diamond..."
Mountain Cat shot Jiangnan a glance.
"Can't say, military secret!"
Jiangnan: ???
Damn it!
Now you're playing this game with me?
So this is what she was waiting for!
Mountain Cat tempted: "Join the Dark Night, become a worker, and I'll tell you!"
Jiangnan turned away: "I'm not going!"
Hmph!
Stinky Mountain Cat!
Scheming woman!
Humanoid tyrannosaurus!
A heartless woman who eats and runs!
Sigh...
In the end, he had to bear it all alone.
Mountain Cat led Jiangnan around on patrol, thinking to support the Dark Night Army.
But after making a round, she received news that all members of the White Shark who had entered the Lingxu had been captured.
Only the Diamond and Constantine were left.
The students had all been evacuated.
In fact, Constantine had already been taken into custody, and the Diamond had turned into a big lump of diamond and was still lying in Jiangnan's alternate dimension.
But Jiangnan hadn't been idle along the way.
The beast tide had passed, leaving corpses everywhere.
The Dark Night Army didn't have time to dig out Spirit Pearls; they only took the Silver-grade ones.
The rest all went to Jiangnan!
He walked along, digging all the way.
Picking up money—that was Jiangnan's favorite thing.
...
The entrance to the Tianchi Lingxu had been taken over by the Dark Night Army,
and was under strict guard.
Many students' parents had arrived, and seeing their children come out safely, they breathed a sigh of relief.
Other parents, upon hearing the tragic news, cried uncontrollably.
Being a Spirit Warrior naturally came with danger.
Even if they were mentally prepared, they still couldn't accept it at once.
But fortunately, with the Dark Night Army's intervention, the losses were minimized.
At this moment, Xia Yao and Zhong Yingxue rushed over overnight, extremely anxious.
Everyone had come out! Even Wu Liang and Tang Qianya had returned safely.
But there was still no sign of Jiangnan! They were both frantic.
"Little Nan isn't in trouble, is he?" Zhong Yingxue's pretty face was full of worry, her eyes reddened, and there were tear stains on her cheeks, clearly she had been crying.
Xia Yao comforted her: "Xuexue, don't worry! Little Nan is so clever! He'll take care of himself!"
Just then, there was a commotion at the Lingxu entrance.
Jiangnan followed behind Mountain Cat as they walked out of the Lingxu gates.
Many Dark Night Army soldiers simultaneously saluted Mountain Cat.
"Captain!"
Mountain Cat nodded slightly without speaking.
The Dark Night soldiers looked at Mountain Cat with strange expressions.
Because she wasn't wearing a military uniform.
Instead, she wore a pair of big shorts and a small short-sleeved shirt.
The short-sleeved shirt, worn as a crop top, had a robot cat printed on it!
Then they looked at Jiangnan. He was also wearing big shorts and a small short-sleeved shirt, with a Little Doraemon printed on his!
Couple outfits?
Holy crap!
Mountain Cat was wearing men's clothes, and they were clearly Jiangnan's.
Plus, Mountain Cat had taken Jiangnan away, and the two had disappeared for three hours without showing up.
Now she came out having changed her military uniform?
And she was wearing Jiangnan's clothes?
Impressive! Impressive!
Many Dark Night soldiers looked at Jiangnan differently.
He'd gotten their captain?
Amazing!
Too amazing!
Chen Chen frantically signaled Jiangnan, looking like "You're awesome, you're the big boss."
An Ning secretly gave Jiangnan a thumbs-up.
Jiangnan looked smug.
I didn't do anything, okay!
The students who had withdrawn were also stunned.
Seeing Mountain Cat and Jiangnan wearing "couple outfits," they exploded!
No wonder he was so close to the Dark Night Army!
So there was that kind of relationship?
Amazing! Amazing!
This circle is so messy!
Li Muyan was also confused. Mountain Cat had specifically taken Jiangnan away to... to do that?
Blushing at whatever she imagined in her mind, she spat, "Pah!"
Mountain Cat looked suspicious and a bit at a loss.
Seeing Jiangnan's face beaming like a flower, she rolled her eyes.
Wasn't it just picking up some Spirit Pearls?
Why was he so happy?
"Go back, I still have work to do."
Jiangnan: "Okay! Shanmiao Sister, remember to think of me!"
"Scram!"
As soon as he left the blockade zone, Jiangnan was squeezed into a sandwich cookie by Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao, who pounced on him.
His nose was filled with fragrance.
((o-ω-)ꈍ◡ꈍ(－ω-o))
So great!
After a long hug,
Zhong Yingxue: "How are you? Are you hurt? Anywhere uncomfortable?"
Xia Yao: "Why did it take so long to come out? What happened?"
Seeing the two girls had rushed overnight to Changbai Mountain because they were worried about him, waiting for him to come out,
Jiangnan felt a warmth in his heart.
"What if I said I went to dig diamonds and dug up over two hundred catties of diamonds? Would you believe me?"
Zhong Yingxue: ...
Xia Yao: ...
Dig diamonds? Digging diamonds in the Lingxu?
And dug up over two hundred catties?
Who are you trying to fool!
She couldn't help but give Jiangnan a hard glare.
[*From Zhong Yingxue's Resentment Value +666!*]
[*From Xia Yao's Resentment Value +666!*]
Jiangnan grinned: "To reward you two for coming all this way to welcome my triumphant return, I'll give you two candy beans!"
With that, he produced three Beauty Pills in his hand.
Xia Yao's big eyes were full of surprise.
She immediately gave Jiangnan a kiss on the cheek.
"Little Nan! I absolutely love you!"
Then she snatched two Beauty Pills and stuffed them between her chest.
Then...
She disgustedly spat "Pah! Pah! Pah!" three times,
wiped her lips, jumped over to Zhong Yingxue's side, and grabbed her arm.
"Xuexue, listen to me! I am absolutely faithful to you!"
"I just submitted to someone's oppressive power earlier. That doesn't count!"
"Let me kiss you again to make up for it, okay?"
Zhong Yingxue: ...
Jiangnan: ???
What a wolf-fiend you are!
Crossing the bridge after crossing the river?
Killing the donkey after unloading the goods?
Shameless!
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