Chapter 66: That's Really Nourishing! (Bonus Update!!!)
What kind of lousy appearance is this?
If you're this nourishing!
Why don't you nourish yourself first?
But Jiangnan didn't have time to hesitate!
He immediately shoved the Vitality Ginseng into Mountain Cat's mouth!
"Come on! Eat it! This ginseng is super nourishing! You'll be fine after eating it!"
Mountain Cat looked at the dry, shriveled ginseng that wasn't plump at all, looking like it was malnourished...
Wasn't this just blindly seeking medical advice in a panic?
Ginseng is indeed nourishing, but she had suffered a fatal injury!
Forget whether normal ginseng would work or not!
This malnourished ginseng baby...
Mountain Cat couldn't bear to take a bite!
[Rage point from Luo Tianhong +333!]
"Stop messing around... Just let me have some peace for a moment, okay!"
Mountain Cat was planning to recall her life before dying,
Feeling a little sad for a moment!
With Jiangnan causing trouble like this, there was absolutely no sense of a dying atmosphere, alright?
Jiangnan: "Oh! Still being tsundere at a time like this? If you don't eat it, I'll feed you mouth-to-mouth!"
"Mm, just take it literally, alright!"
Mountain Cat glared at Jiangnan fiercely!
Seeing that he was actually about to kiss her, she shouted angrily, "Stop! I'll eat it!"
Screw your "mouth-to-mouth"!
Who taught you Chinese?
Dream on!
[Rage point from Luo Tianhong +888!]
Jiangnan chuckled and stuffed the Vitality Ginseng into Mountain Cat's mouth!
Then he took out another one, hesitated for a moment,
And swallowed it!
To be honest, it was a bit sweet!
Then he watched Mountain Cat with some nervousness!
What were the side effects of this Vitality Ginseng?
Don't let it save Mountain Cat,
Then have her beat him to death!
That would be such a loss!
Mountain Cat felt a warm sensation throughout her body, and the wounds started to itch!
She couldn't help but wonder...
Could this ginseng baby actually be working?
"Pull them out!"
Jiangnan swallowed his saliva,
Carefully grabbed the diamond spikes stuck in Mountain Cat's body,
Looking guilty...
"I'm pulling them out now!"
"Why do you talk so much?"
Jiangnan: ...
In a flash, all three diamond spikes were pulled out!
The flesh at the wounds was indeed healing at a visible rate!
But then...
Three jets of blood burst out from the wounds,
Spraying over a meter high!
The force was fierce!
Jiangnan was instantly drenched in blood!
It was like a human fountain!
Jiangnan was dumbfounded! He quickly reached out to cover the wounds!
One hand pressed on her chest, the other on her abdomen!
Mountain Cat was shocked: "Ah! Where are you putting your hands!"
[Rage point from Luo Tianhong +1000!]
Jiangnan said righteously: "I'm stopping the bleeding for you!"
"Damn!"
"Sister Shanmiao! You have a lot of blood!"
Mountain Cat: ...
Screw your "you have a lot of blood"!
That's got to be at least six or seven jin sprayed out!
She originally thought she could hold on for another minute or two if she endured,
But now...
Mountain Cat felt like she was going to die in the next second!
What kind of junk did Jiangnan feed her?
Jiangnan was scared stiff!
Spraying like this, even a normal person would dry out!
It was like a little sprinkler!
But after less than 30 seconds, the bleeding stopped!
All wounds on Mountain Cat's body healed perfectly!
Her skin was snow-white, with not even a trace of a scar left!
Mountain Cat and Jiangnan stared at each other, both looking like they'd seen a ghost!
Then Mountain Cat said angrily, "Your hands! Take them off!"
Jiangnan smiled sheepishly and removed his hands!
But suddenly his expression changed!
"Damn!"
"Trouble's coming!"
Two streams of blood shot out from Jiangnan's nostrils,
Like water guns!
No matter how he blocked them, they wouldn't stop!
Mountain Cat looked at Jiangnan, who was bleeding profusely from the nose, and couldn't help but laugh!
But the next moment, two warm streams also flowed from her nose!
Luo Tianhong: !!!
What the hell!
[Rage point from Luo Tianhong +1000!]
Jiangnan was going crazy!
He finally understood what "nourishes blood and qi! Super nourishing!" meant!
Just how nourishing was this?
Too much blood, can't stop it!
Why call it Vitality Ginseng? Just call it Nosebleed Ginseng!
This side effect was too much of a pit!
Both of them were bleeding from the nose, and Mountain Cat's look at Jiangnan was murderous!
"What? I saved your life!"
Jiangnan got up to run!
Mountain Cat: "Why are you running? I'm not blaming you!"
[Rage point from Luo Tianhong +1000!]
"You're lying!"
"Women are all big liars, big pig trotters!"
[Rage point from Luo Tianhong +1000!]
No way!
Jiangnan was a coward now!
If he didn't run, wouldn't he get beaten to death?
With Mountain Cat being a humanoid tyrannosaurus!
One punch, one little cutie!
One punch, one crybaby!
Can't take it! Can't take it!
The two of them bled from the nose for a full three hours before it stopped!
Mountain Cat covered her nose and reached out to Jiangnan!
Jiangnan: ???
What does that mean?
So he tentatively reached out his hand too,
Their palms met...
Mountain Cat's body stiffened!
Jiangnan said reproachfully, "How old are you? Still playing high-five!"
Mountain Cat slapped Jiangnan's hand away with a "smack"!
"Who wants to high-five with you! Give me a set of clothes!"
She was so annoyed!
What kind of bizarre thought process did Jiangnan have?
Staying with him, your mentality could easily crumble!
Jiangnan laughed slyly and handed her a set of his own clothes!
They were both in a sorry state now, covered in blood!
Mountain Cat's clothes were practically like a dishrag!
While Mountain Cat changed clothes, Jiangnan greedily collected all the giant diamonds from the Jin Gang's corpse into his own alternate dimension!
Over 200 jin of diamonds! How much was that worth?
Just ask, have you ever seen a diamond the size of a human head as a ring?
Jiangnan instantly felt his backbone stiffen!
Mountain Cat watched him, speechless.
Now Mountain Cat was wearing Jiangnan's clothes,
Shorts on the bottom, a white short-sleeve on top with a Doraemon print!
But the short-sleeve was turned into a crop top on her...
Mountain Cat growled, "What are you looking at!"
Jiangnan grinned brightly: "Who gave me a pair of eyes that can find beauty?"
"I can't control myself!"
Luo Tianhong: ...
Fine, you're just sweet-talking, alright?
"Where did you get that ginseng baby?"
Jiangnan said without blushing: "Dug it from Lingxu."
Mountain Cat rolled her eyes: "Not from your backyard again?"
Who was he fooling?
The military knew Jiangnan's information inside out!
He didn't even have a backyard!
Jiangnan smiled sheepishly and said nothing.
Hmph!
Couldn't she at least save him some face?
Why expose him so thoroughly?
Seeing that Jiangnan didn't want to say, Mountain Cat didn't press further.
Instead, she became serious, looked Jiangnan in the eyes, and said solemnly, "Join me!"
Jiangnan was stunned, then fell into thought, a hint of difficulty on his face.
Mountain Cat nodded, after all, this was a big decision about his future, it required careful consideration!
Half a minute later, Jiangnan sighed and said, "I can join you too!"
"But I want a Mercedes!"
"I want a small villa!"
"I want red bills!"
"And I want a hug every morning and evening!"
"If you agree, I'll join you!"
Mountain Cat: ???
What the hell!
She was going crazy!
She was just asking him to join the Dark Night Army as a night watchman!
The Mercedes, villa, and red bills were already too much!
And he even wanted hugs?