**Chapter 14: This Hallway Wind Is Quite Strong**
The teacher was stunned by that double bang!
But a true veteran of the classroom, he simply tapped the blackboard and said calmly, "Come on, let's continue with the lesson!"
"So this log, he is..."
The sweet and sour smell lingered in the classroom, but before long, everyone's expressions started to change...
Li Muyan's pretty face flushed slightly, her fingers turning white as she gripped her ballpoint pen.
She sat on her stool, shifting her weight discreetly—not daring to be too forceful, as that would make too much noise!
As a qualified fairy girl!
One must never leak air!
How to silence a fart was a required course for any fairy girl!
But facing this fierce onslaught,
She failed to control the force perfectly...
A melodious, wavering, even trilling "song of heaven" emerged!
It was so long!
A bit like a suona playing off-key...
The feeling of a trombone sliding from its highest note down to its lowest!
Jiangnan: "..."
Miss Fairy! Please stop torturing your sphincter, okay?
It's having such a hard time!
Just let it out freely!
I'm telling you, holding it in is bad for your health!
Many around her looked at Li Muyan. Some male classmates bit their lips until they bled from holding back laughter. An awkward atmosphere filled the classroom.
*Crack!*
The girl snapped her ballpoint pen in half!
But this was only the beginning!
Someone coughed.
The cough was accompanied by a loud *bang!*
Someone else flipped a book, took a sip of water, accompanied by *pfft!* and *bang!* sounds...
The whole class suddenly became lively, with various sounds of flipping books, squeezing water bottles, and scraping desks and chairs.
What followed was a unique band performance!
*Bang!*
*Bang!*
*Slap!*
...
*Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Slap!*
*Pfft!*
*Pfft!*
*Buuurp~*
...
*Pfft! Pfft! Pfft! Pfft! Buuurp~*
Some cute female classmates were too embarrassed and kept inhaling, trying to undo the disaster they had caused!
Seriously? You can't suck it back in! Give up!
Jiangnan couldn't help but laugh, even slapping the table with his hand, earnestly keeping the rhythm for them!
The classmates stared at Jiangnan providing percussion accompaniment, dumbfounded.
Was there anything he couldn't do?
Hey, seriously! It kind of had a vibe!
But there was one big problem.
The smell in the classroom was becoming more and more colorful.
Some of it even stung the eyes.
Finally, one student couldn't take it anymore. Wiping tears from the corners of his eyes, he said, "Classmates, aren't you hot? Let's open the windows!"
"Open them now! This weather is way too hot!"
"Hurry, hurry!"
"Open them all!"
"You're so smart, you little clever one!"
Once the classroom windows were opened, the air indeed improved a lot.
But an old janitor sweeping outside looked up and saw a visible white smoke drifting out of the classroom.
A breeze blew it right over!
Old Janitor: "Whoa, damn! Σ_(꒪ཀ꒪」∠) Ugh... vomit..."
"What the heck is that smell!"
...
If it were just one or two people, it wouldn't be a problem. But when the whole class had this happening...
Everyone's eyes instantly fell on Jiangnan!
They had all just eaten the soybeans!
And now this!!!
But just moments ago, they were begging and crying to eat those soybeans—it was Jiangnan who generously provided them...
Besides, the soybeans had indeed cured the poison.
How could they blame him?
The result was Jiangnan's resentment value list refreshing wildly.
[Resentment value from Li Xiang +999!]
[Resentment value from Li Muyan +999!]
...
A whole row of +999 was refreshing nonstop, not just from his own class, but from other classes too!
Remember, the entire school's teachers and students had eaten the Detoxifying Soybean!
The situation in other classes wasn't any better.
Jiangnan was ecstatic!
It wasn't about gloating over their misfortune!
He had helped them detoxify—he had done a good deed!
Yes! A good deed!
Li Xiang said darkly, "Teacher, I need to go to the bathroom."
Just now he had been grateful to Jiangnan! And now?
Whenever he got near Jiangnan, nothing good ever happened!
The teacher gave Jiangnan a resentful look. "Go ahead, go ahead."
"Teacher! I need to go too!"
"And me!"
"Well... all of you go. I'll go too. Class, start self-study!"
The moment the teacher left, the class erupted!
The students charged out like hungry wolves and fierce ghosts, rushing toward the bathrooms...
In the blink of an eye, only Jiangnan remained in the classroom.
He stroked his chin in thought.
"Hmm... it seems this Detoxifying Soybean does have side effects."
"The effect is detoxification, and the side effect is diarrhea, right?"
After detoxification, the toxins naturally have to be expelled, don't they?
Thinking about it that way, it made sense!
But the onset was a bit too intense.
Now the whole campus was in chaos. Jiangnan swore he meant well!
He patted his chest in fear, relieved.
"Good thing I didn't eat any! If I had..."
"Um..."
Jiangnan suddenly felt a discomfort in his stomach and his body went weak.
Only then did he remember that he had also eaten two big bowls of green beans for lunch...
Jiangnan: "..."
He took out a Detoxifying Soybean, hesitated for a long time, then chewed it up and swallowed.
After that, his face was full of resignation.
He didn't taste the chicken flavor...
The wheel of karma turns!
Diarrhea spares no one!
Retribution came too fast, like a tornado?
Jiangnan stood up, his face dark, and headed for the bathroom.
The entire hallway was filled with a strange odor.
In the corridor, a young lady in a very short skirt, with long hair reaching her waist, walked elegantly.
Suddenly, her body stiffened!
Her short skirt fluttered slightly, and even her long hair swayed along with it...
Jiangnan swallowed his saliva. "This hallway wind is quite strong!"
The young lady turned back and gave Jiangnan an embarrassed glare, then quickly ran away. What elegance remained?
Sure enough, fairy girls always leak air...
When my hair reaches my waist,
Farts make my hair fly?
Hmm...
Jiangnan didn't expect he could compose poetry.
As soon as he reached the bathroom, the surging crowd and the agonized roars coming from inside left him dumbfounded!
The bathroom was packed!
After struggling for a long time to squeeze in, the scene before him was a shock to Jiangnan's worldview!
Every stall was full!
But could that stop these geniuses?
Absolutely not!
He saw a row of urinals, where a bunch of people were half-squatting!
Half-squatting!
That posture was completely against human anatomy!
And their expressions were nothing short of ecstatic.
"What the hell? That works?"
Jiangnan was stunned.
"Why not? Can a living person be suffocated by shit? Don't worry, it's liquid—it'll flush down!"
What the hell? Was that even the issue?
"Hurry up! Get the hell out of there!"
Someone stomped their feet impatiently, banging on the door.
Inside!
"Bro, what's the rush? I'm not done yet!"
A classmate waiting in line looked calm and smiled. "Don't panic."
A student whose face was red from holding it asked curiously, "What? Aren't you in a hurry?"
The guy said coolly, "I thought it was just a fart, but it turned out not!"
Those words made everyone around him step back a meter in terror!
"I'm done! What about you guys?"
Jiangnan covered his face.
Sure enough, when you're having diarrhea, you can never trust a single kind fart!
Because...
It might very well be lying to you!