Chapter 13: Li Xiang, Li Xiang! You Are So Loud
All the classmates' gazes were fixed on Li Xiang, who had just swallowed the "Detoxifying Soybean."
They couldn't help but doubt it.
Could that soybean really cure poison?
And since when was Jiangnan so kind-hearted?
After all, after what happened yesterday, the two of them weren't exactly on good terms!
In just a few breaths, Li Xiang's face, which had been alternating between pale and green, turned rosy and vibrant.
He looked utterly baffled!
What the hell? Had he just been foaming at the mouth in front of the whole class?
And twitching too?
The teacher asked with concern, "Li Xiang, how do you feel? Any discomfort anywhere?"
Li Xiang wiped the foam off the corner of his mouth.
"I felt dizzy just now, and my stomach hurt like hell! But now... now I'm fine!"
Not only was he fine, he felt refreshed!
He could carry a bag of rice up several flights of stairs without even panting!
He even felt like having some spicy hot pot!
At that moment, everyone's gaze toward Jiangnan changed completely!
It actually worked!
This soybean was way too powerful!
The effect was immediate!
"Are you really okay?"
"Yeah, I feel great! Just now..."
The teacher sighed with emotion, "Just now, thanks to classmate Jiangnan, he saved you with that soybean! Otherwise, the consequences would have been unthinkable!"
"Yeah, if it weren't for Nan Shen, Brother Xiang would probably be lying in the hospital by now!"
Li MuYan looked awkward; who would have thought that soybean actually worked?
Li Xiang felt a bit embarrassed.
After how he had treated Jiangnan, who would have guessed that Jiangnan would save him, repaying evil with kindness...
"Th... thanks!"
Jiangnan looked guilty.
"Oh... haha, no problem! We're all classmates! It's only right to look out for each other! Totally deserved!"
What the hell?
What's going on?
What about the side effects? Why was Li Xiang acting like nothing happened?
Could it be that side effects vary from person to person?
"Whoa, my stomach's starting to hurt too!"
"The green beans I had for lunch were definitely poisonous!"
"What's the school going to do? I ate a lot of those beans!"
"I'm starting to hurt too... What do I do? I don't want to foam at the mouth!"
A chorus of groans filled the classroom.
Seeing that things were getting out of hand, the teacher quickly said, "Jiangnan, this soybean of yours..."
Jiangnan generously replied, "Teacher, feel free to use them! We're all classmates! I can't just watch them suffer!"
"Anyone with a stomachache, take one to detox! Even if it doesn't hurt, take one as a precaution!"
The teacher said, "Then on behalf of the entire school, I thank you!"
"Got to say, that's my Nan Shen!!!"
"A friend in need is a friend indeed!"
"No need to say anything else; I owe you one!"
The classmates were all grateful, looking at Jiangnan with completely different eyes.
If these soybeans were sold outside, they'd fetch a good price, right? With Jiangnan's family being so poor, and he still generously donates them...
So the teacher distributed the soybeans, and everyone took one. Some even took three or five, thinking one wasn't enough.
Just then, the teacher received a call from the principal, and his expression changed.
"It's not just our class. Other classes, the whole school is experiencing food poisoning! It's been confirmed to be from the green beans!"
"Jiangnan, what do you think..."
Jiangnan said righteously, "Distribute them! Give them to everyone! They're all classmates; how could I stand to see them suffer?"
The teacher was moved by his words. "I'll go right away. There aren't many students with your moral character nowadays! Everyone should follow Jiangnan's example!"
Under the admiring gazes of his classmates, the teacher walked out carrying a pound of soybeans.
The principal was panicking. A school-wide food poisoning incident was a huge deal.
If it made the news, his tenure as principal would be over.
But then he heard from the teacher that the soybeans Jiangnan had contributed could cure the poison, and the effect was amazing!
Some students who had already eaten the soybeans were fully recovered, and they were grateful to the point of tears.
"What a good student. I'll make sure to record Jiangnan a major merit and give him an extra spirit bead this month!"
After distributing them further,
All the teachers and students in the school ate a soybean each. Sure enough, all discomfort vanished, and they felt refreshed.
They got through the crisis safely!
The principal sat in his office, sweating profusely, letting out a long sigh of relief.
"Whew... finally under control. I need to properly thank that kid Jiangnan!"
In the classroom, math class continued.
But Jiangnan frowned deeply.
As a consolation prize, the Detoxifying Soybean was indeed powerful.
The effect was immediate!
But what about the side effects?
Could it be that only he experienced side effects?
Was this system really that much of a scam?
No! Zheng Wei had gone bald after drinking the Strength Potion!
But Li Xiang was completely fine. Jiangnan thought maybe it varied by person.
Now the entire school had eaten Detoxifying Soybeans...
Cast a wide net, and you'd eventually see results, right?
But everything was calm...
Jiangnan thought he might have been overthinking. Maybe there were no side effects? Wasn't that perfect? He'd just done a good deed!
But just then, Jiangnan's eyes lit up. What was Li Xiang up to?
Li Xiang's expression changed.
"Gurgle!"
His stomach rumbled. At first, he could hold it in, but the more he tried to suppress it, the harder it became.
He looked left and right, saw no one was watching him, and subtly lifted his hips.
"Pfft~"
The sound was very soft. No one heard it.
But the back row exploded.
Whispers began.
"What the hell, that's so stinky! Did you just fart?"
"Get lost! I didn't fart! It's freaking disgusting!"
"Biological weapon!"
Li Xiang pretended to be serious, not wanting anyone to figure out it was him.
Stay calm!
Stay calm!
Keep steady!
No matter the storm, I stand unmoved as a mountain!
That fart?
It definitely wasn't mine!
But suddenly, the urge to release this "gas" was so overwhelming!
"Bang!"
"Slap!"
This extreme suppression couldn't hold any longer.
After giving up and letting it all out, the double-cannon roar was so explosive!
It made his stool tremble slightly!
In an instant, the classroom fell into dead silence. Even the chalk in the teacher's hand snapped against the blackboard!
All the classmates' eyes immediately focused on Li Xiang!
That was so loud!
Comparable to a double-banger firecracker! A thunderclap! Anyone who couldn't hear that fart was deaf.
A unique smell instantly spread throughout the classroom.
It was a sour-sweet odor, like unwashed stinky socks pickled for a year in a sauerkraut vat.
Pungent!
Extremely pungent!
The moment Jiangnan smelled it, he almost threw up! What the hell, did this guy have sauerkraut and pork buns for breakfast?
This smell was absolutely legendary!
"It's not even New Year's yet! Who set off firecrackers?"
"Ugh- wah!!!"
"Looks like Brother Xiang is under a lot of pressure!"
"Li Xiang, Li Xiang! You sure are loud!"
"That's got to be over 3 megapascals!"
"Stool, are you okay? You've been through a lot!"
Li Xiang sat upright, pressing his hands tightly on his thighs. His whole body was trembling, and his face was as red as a monkey's butt.
Poor thing, the two girls sitting next to Li Xiang were already rolling their eyes and gagging.
Jiangnan covered his nose, feeling guilty inside.
What the hell! Could the side effect of Detoxifying Soybean be...
Could it be...
It wasn't me who made you eat them!
The teacher made you eat them!
I have nothing to do with it!
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