# 1991
Chapter 1991: Su Zhe's Lethal Trap!
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At this moment, all the halls of every shelter in Great Xia fell into dead silence...
After an unknown amount of time, they finally looked at each other, confusion flickering in their eyes.
What... what just happened??
At the same time, a flood of comments flooded the livestream!
【Um, I'd like to seriously ask... was that an insult?】
【No way, judging by the tone, it doesn't feel like it?】
【I agree, who's ever heard of someone insulting someone like that? Not a single curse word? The moment he started talking, I felt like I was sitting in a Western restaurant elegantly eating steak】
【Wait... he said 'your mom's gone'! Isn't that an insult?!】
【By the way, what's a 'two-legged walking smiling black mangy dog' supposed to mean? It's not referring to a person, right?】
【Definitely not. Humans would never be described like that... it's a puppy that got separated from its mother?】
【But then he said something else... 'Mister Chaos? Is that the dog owner?】
【I'm really impressed. What kind of dog owner! The Walking Chaos is one of the three pillar gods in Cthulhu Faction mythology! Legend has it he's a black guy, so that mangy dog thing must be an insult, right?!】
【For real? Then that's basically a boss-level enemy...】
【But he's a Night Watch! And a special squad member too. Can they even curse at people?】
【What's with the person above... it's not illegal for Night Watch to curse at someone... Besides, he wasn't even insulting a person!】
【Hold on, let me debate this with you later... I couldn't help but dig into my ear* just now too】
【Not sure... let me watch some more】
【...】
While the entire internet was ignited by Su Zhe's few short sentences, above the vast sea, a black figure suddenly stopped in its tracks!
【Chaos】 shook its head while picking up the phone that was livestreaming, its expression somewhat puzzled...
What's going on?
Seems like I'm having auditory hallucinations?
How could I possibly hear someone shouting about a two-legged walking smiling black mangy dog? And something about a mom being gone... More importantly, I seem to have heard my own name... Hallucinations, it must be hallucinations.
【Chaos】's gaze fell onto the screen, where two figures wrapped in purple cloaks were standing on the sea. One of them, covered in blood, was precisely Lu Baoyou, who had been spared just moments ago!
Its peripheral vision caught the barrage of comments filling the screen, and it suddenly froze in place.
Just then, on screen, Su Zhe unhurriedly spoke once more:
Correct, no need to doubt it. I'm talking about you, Lord Nyarlathotep from the ancient grape vineyard... Honestly, your full name is quite the tongue twister. If I may, nicknames like 'that black slave' or 'that funny-looking mangy dog that resembles a human' would suit you much better.
Listening to Su Zhe's calm narration, 【Chaos】's eyes slowly widened, an unusual expression of disbelief flickering in its gaze...
This human... was mocking It?
Mocking It, in front of billions of ants, via livestream??
In that instant, 【Chaos】 even forgot to be furious. It stared at that calm face on the screen, and the comments floating across it, and suddenly felt an inexplicable sense of absurdity...
This was the first time 【Chaos】 had experienced such a feeling since descending upon this world. Even four years ago, when Lin Qiye made his desperate comeback in the hospital, It hadn't been this shocked!
If my choice of words has offended you, allow me to preemptively offer a few apologies... I'm not exactly skilled at conversation.
Su Zhe counted on his fingers, seriously saying:
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry..."
"...?" 【Chaos】 froze again.
The audience watching the screen also froze.
What was this Night Watch doing during the livestream?
"Well then, Mangy Dog Mister." Su Zhe took a deep breath. "You, this ridiculous, ugly, ill-mannered, motherless pitiable creature—allow me to express my sincere condolences and profound sympathy regarding your mother's passing...
Actually, your mother accompanied me for quite a few days. As her owner, every morning I would have friendly and intimate exchanges with her using my fingers... But unfortunately, today my exchange was a bit more... vigorous."
Su Zhe rubbed the remaining trace of yellow solid between his fingertips, which soon drifted into the sea with the breeze. His expression was filled with regret,
"If possible, Mangy Dog Mister, I hope you can come give your mother one final send-off... Given that you've just lost your mother, as her former owner, I can reluctantly grant you a precious opportunity... An opportunity to inherit your mother's profession.
Since I'm rarely home, I need you to guard my doorstep for me every day. When you see someone walk past the door, just bark a couple times. Don't worry about anyone taking you away, because I'll tie you up with a sturdy rope. If you're bored, you can also do some work in the cotton field in my backyard... You should be quite skilled at this sort of thing.
Of course, I'll also give you some rewards from time to time..."
As everyone watched, Su Zhe raised his hand once more and pointed at his own butt,
He grinned as he said:
"Just one fresh piece of mother every day as your reward, Mangy Dog Mister—what do you think?"
The audience before their screens was completely stupefied.
【Now I'm certain... he's insulting someone】
【What an education... I've lived this long and never seen anyone insult someone like this, and not a single curse word. I'm genuinely impressed!】
【No way, the elements in those few sentences are just too many... I can't process it all, can someone explain?】
【Key phrases: no mom, earwax, watchdog, and black... well, never mind the last one, those who know, know】
【So thoughtful, not a single curse word while insulting someone. Even if kids are watching, they wouldn't understand. This guy... he really gets me!】
【How dare he insult 【Chaos】 like that? That's the enemy's big boss! This is way too bold!】
【Night Watch's bravest warrior?】
【Will he really be okay after insulting it like this?】
【Hahaha, honestly, if I put myself in that position, if I were that 【Chaos】 guy, I'd be so angry I'd blow a lung!】
【...】
As waves of instigating comments swept across the screen, 【Chaos】's chest began to heave violently!
It stared fixedly at Su Zhe on the screen—pointing at his own butt, smiling brilliantly—an unprecedented sense of humiliation and fury surged into its heart!!
How coincidental. Clever as It was, It understood every element in Su Zhe's words. At this moment, It was like a powder keg about to explode. A wisp of rage-induced energy emanating from It directly gouged out a vortex dozens of kilometers wide in the sea below!
A mere ant... how dare he??
"In any case, I'll keep this livestream running throughout. All the citizens of Great Xia and I will be waiting for you here," Su Zhe narrowed his eyes slightly, speaking in a dark tone,
"You wouldn't... dare not show up, would you... Mangy Dog Mister?"