# Chapter 963: A Pee-fect Remedy?
Jiang the Evil Dog was stunned!
A bad feeling was brewing in his heart!
"W...Wolf Sis! We're supposed to be on a search mission, right?"
"Isn't slacking off a... a bit inappropriate?"
The black wolf chuckled: "I say it's fine, so it's fine. Who told this handsome little wolf to steal my heart?"
"Come here! Let Sis dote on you properly!"
Jiang the Evil Dog: !!!
So this wolf has been coming to mooch off me because she's got a thing for me? Damn it! It's this irresistible charm of mine again—even wolves can't escape it?
Spring had arrived, everything was reviving, and the air was thick with the scent of hormones...
Jiang the Evil Dog panicked. Hadn't he just shot himself in the foot? He avoided eye contact. "W... Wolf Sis sure knows how to joke! I'm a dog, not a wolf! We're not a good match—different species, you know! Besides, I'm only Platinum, and Wolf Sis is Diamond. I'm not worthy of you!"
The black wolf glared. "What? You're unwilling? I'm your commander. You dare defy me?"
"Believe me, I'll go back and tell the boss about you eating humans. Let him deal with you!"
"Become my mate, and you'll eat well and drink well from now on! This is your honor!"
She grabbed Jiang the Evil Dog by the tail and dragged him toward a small grove of trees!
Jiang the Evil Dog was about to cry!
So this is what it feels like to be coerced? Just how wicked were all these beasts in the Void Sea?
Xiong Da! Xiong Er! Save me!
But Xiong Da and Xiong Er were staring at Jiangnan with excited expressions!
(✧(ิ㉨ิ(❛ั㉨❛ั∗)!
As expected of Brother Nan! He was planning to use the black wolf to climb up the ranks and join the management of the Void Sea bad beasts! Brilliant! Truly brilliant!
They both gave Jiangnan a thumbs up!
Jiang the Evil Dog: (ʕ˃᷄益˂᷅‖ʔ)
In the end, he was dragged into the small grove by the black wolf.
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In the small grove by the mud pond!
A crooked-neck tree stood there, trembling violently. Why did I have to be so unlucky?
(*⸜|◔Tree◔|⸝*)
I was hiding quite well here, and that dumbass Jin Hao had to run this way? Now I don't dare move at all!
Luckily, Jin Hao took those jerks and ran away, or I might have been implicated too!
Just then, Chen An saw a black wolf walking toward him and cursed inwardly!
How is there still a beast here? Didn't they go after Jin Hao?
Please don't find me! I'm just a tree!
He quickly froze in place.
At this moment, the black wolf dragged Jiang the Evil Dog deep into the grove. Her gaze swept around and landed on that thick, crooked-neck tree!
She approached it, and Chen An's heart nearly leaped out of his chest. Had the black wolf found him?
The black wolf raised her front paws and rested them on the crook of the tree!
(ʕᵒ̌ꈊᵒ̌۶ʔ۶)*⸜|⋟Tree⋞|⸝*
Jiang the Evil Dog was going crazy. He had to run!
His eyes darted around, looking for an escape route.
But how could the black wolf not know what Jiang the Evil Dog was thinking?
"Spatial Black Coffin!"
Instantly, the rectangular space within a three-thousand-meter radius was enclosed by black barriers, forming a cage! It completely cut off Jiang the Evil Dog's connection to the outside space!
Jiang the Evil Dog covered his face. Did you have to be so extreme?
There's no escape now, is there?
You're trying to take my dog life!
Meanwhile, Chen An was losing his mind. Were these two wolves about to discuss the mysteries of life here?
Damn it!
Can't you two find another place? Stop leaning on me!
I can't withstand this kind of torment!
Jiang the Evil Dog was frantic. "I... I'm too nervous. I need to take a leak first. Let me out, and after I finish..."
The black wolf narrowed her eyes. "No. Do it right here. I've got you today. A lazy dog has plenty of excuses, hmph!"
Seeing the black wolf staring intently at him, Jiang the Evil Dog was about to lose it!
She really wasn't giving him any chance, was she?
Fine! I'll do it!
His gaze swept around and landed on the crooked-neck tree!
"Wolf Sis, move over a bit. I think this tree has the right... feeling."
The black wolf rolled her eyes and stepped aside. Jiang the Evil Dog approached the crooked-neck tree, snickering inwardly. I'll ruin your mood!
He slowly lifted his right hind leg, aiming at the crooked-neck tree!
(ʕ❛ᴥ❛Oʔ)*⸜|ଵTreeଵ|⸝*
Chen An: !!!
What the hell are you doing?
Are you about to pee on me? Can you get any more dog-like?
Don't you know not to relieve yourself in public places?
What did the tree ever do to you? Did you ask for the tree's opinion?
[From Chen An: Resentment +1000!]
[From Chen An...]
Jiangnan was startled. Where did this resentment come from? Chen An wasn't dead? He sure could hide!
"Ahem... Wolf Sis, don't look at me. I can't go when a wolf is watching."
The black wolf rolled her eyes. "You're so picky. Hurry up!"
She turned around.
Chen An: !!!
How dare you! There are so many other trees around—why do you have to pick me?
This is... a monumental humiliation!
But he couldn't move. If the black wolf caught him, he was done for!
But if he didn't move, he'd really get drenched! Was this the legendary "pee-scription"?
"Whoosh~"
(ʕ⁼̴ᴥ⁼̴｡ʔ‧̣̥̇|˃̣̣̥᷄Tree˂̣̣̥᷅|⸝*)
[From Chen An: Resentment +1000!]
[From Chen An...]
Jiangnan was baffled. I didn't do anything to him. Why is he giving me resentment points?
Three minutes later, Jiang the Evil Dog shuddered violently!
He had used up all his excuses. He'd made up his mind!
When the black wolf let her guard down, he'd knock her out and run!
He was already preparing to act, but the black wolf said shyly, "Move aside. I need to go too."
She headed for the crooked-neck tree.
Jiangnan was surprised. Did this urge spread like yawning?
Chen An, who had just been fertilized, exploded!
Again? Can't you find another tree? Are you two ganging up on me?
Chen An was in utter despair. Why did he have to endure such torment?
Life was just too hard!
"Whoosh~"
Chen An: (*⸜|༎ຶTree༎ຶ|⸝*)
After a while, the black wolf also shuddered and then looked at Jiang the Evil Dog!
"Now are you satisfied? Hurry up, or I'll bite you to death!"
Chen An gritted his teeth. That white wolf, you'll never be happy with this black wolf!
This black wolf probably has diabetes!
How did Chen An know? Because he tasted the sweetness!
Jiang the Evil Dog took a deep breath and charged at the black wolf!
"Let me show you what flying feels like!"
The black wolf was excited. "Yes! That's the spirit! I..."
Before she could finish, Jiang the Evil Dog leaped onto her back!
His dog paw pulled out a Deadly Green Club and smashed it on the black wolf's head!
The black wolf rolled her eyes and collapsed, unconscious!
Jiang the Evil Dog's paw turned into a blur, bashing her head repeatedly, then shrank his body!
On his other paw, he wore a Golden Paralysis Ring and poked the black wolf!
The black wolf: (ʕ˃᷄⌂˂᷅٥ʔ) Awoo~
She was completely paralyzed and couldn't move, truly feeling like she was flying!
Jiang the Evil Dog then pulled out a pair of Passionate Little Gloves and put them on his paws!
He mounted the black wolf and started slapping her left and right, sending her head swinging back and forth!
Chen the Crooked-Neck was dumbfounded. Holy crap!
Was it this intense? The white wolf was way too fierce!
Even spirit beasts were this stylish now?
The sound of "smack smack" echoed nonstop. The black wolf's memories were slapped back to before their first meeting!
Without the black wolf's control, the Spatial Black Coffin had already dissipated!
Jiang the Evil Dog teleported three thousand meters into the air!
He changed form, turning into a pure white flying battle chicken!
Circling in the sky!
The black wolf's dazed eyes cleared, and she shot up!
Where... where am I? Wasn't I searching for humans with White Goose and the others? How...
The flying chicken above hurriedly said, "Commander Black Wolf, what are you doing here? Commander Goose found human tracks over there and is calling for you!"
The black wolf was startled and quickly teleported in that direction!
Jiang the Flying Chicken didn't dare follow. He was way too popular with the beasts!
If that goose took a liking to him too, life would be unbearable!
Chen the Crooked-Neck was horrified!
What was going on? How did the white wolf turn into a chicken?
Could it shape-shift? Was this a new species in the Void Sea?
A chicken-dog hybrid?
But that ring... he'd seen it somewhere before!
Sigh—was it Jiangnan?
He... he wasn't dead?
Then the one who just fertilized him was...
[From Chen An: Resentment +1001!]
[From Chen An...]