Chapter 945: You Guys Get All Three?

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Chapter 945: You Guys Get All Three?

A group of Pocket Rabbits came swarming over!
"Which family's bunny are you? How come you haven't been beaten swollen?"
"I've never seen you before! Come eat grass, you still have to get beaten tonight!"

Jiang Bunny put his little paws on his hips: "As rabbits! We need to have ambition, we can't bow down to fate!"
"Starting today, I declare! You babies never have to get beaten again!"

All the rabbits: (՞。≖ᴥ≖。՞)
"Let's go, ignore it. This rabbit's brain might have been beaten loose!"
"How pitiful~ Such a nice rabbit, just a bit stupid. If we don't beat them, what else would we beat?"

With that, they turned to go eat grass.

Jiangnan rolled his eyes: "Don't go! Look at what this is!"
He pretended to open the pocket on his chest and activated the Alternate Dimension inside.
He pulled out two arms and tossed them on the ground, looking proud.

The Pocket Rabbits crowded around to look and were shocked!
"Those are the Ghostface Monster's arms? Two of them! Oh my Tuzki!"
"Are you sure? The Ghostface Monster is so tough? How could these be its arms?"
"It must be! These fists have pounded me countless times. I'd recognize them even if they turned to ashes!"
"No wonder the Ghostface Monster was missing two arms yesterday. How do you have them?"

Jiangnan tilted his head 45 degrees to gaze at the sky, looking profound.
"Of course I chopped them off!"

The Pocket Rabbits' eyes went wide, and their jaws dropped to the ground.
"You... you're that powerful?"

Jiangnan curled his lip: "This is nothing? I am determined to change the fate of our race. Since I was little, I made a ten-year pact, left my clan, and wandered."
"I trained all over the Void Sea, endured countless hardships, and honed my skills."
"That's how I met a group of good human friends. With their help, I fight back against those bad beasts!"
"These two arms are trophies, and this is only the beginning!"

When he said this, the Pocket Rabbits' big eyes sparkled, looking at Jiangnan with admiration.
In the eyes of the Pocket Rabbits who were always beaten, those spirit beasts were devil-level existences!
And now a brave bunny appeared, actually chopping off two arms of the devil?
How could they not be excited?

Seeing it was about time, Jiangnan turned and gave a look toward the grass.
Zhong Yingxue, Xia Yao, and the others quickly walked out, showing gentle expressions and greeting the Pocket Rabbits.

As soon as the humans appeared, the Pocket Rabbits were terrified. They hid behind Jiang Bunny, and some even wanted to teleport away.
Jiangnan quickly waved: "Don't be afraid! These are all this rabbit's friends!"
"They heard about your miserable situation and came specially to help us fight those bad beasts. They're on the side of justice!"

Xiong Er put his arm around Wu Liang's shoulder and said in beast language: "We're all good people. We won't hit you!"

The Pocket Rabbits calmed down a little, but still looked scared.
They said weakly: "Can you... can you really make those bad beasts stop hitting us?"

Jiangnan's expression turned serious: "As long as you follow this rabbit, I guarantee everyone will live a carefree, happy life!"
"No more being beaten bunnies! We must resist fate! Bunnies will never be balls again!"

After this impassioned speech, the Pocket Rabbits' eyes were full of excitement.
They bounced around on the spot, making "qiu mi qiu mi" sounds.
"Bunny boss is right! I'm sick of being beaten every day. I want a happy life! I won't be a beaten bunny anymore!"
"Mm-hmm! Also no more eating food, sleeping sleep! We all want to follow the boss!"

Jiangnan's expression froze.
Damn! So eating food, sleeping sleep, and beating bunnies—you guys are all of them?
Not only do you get beaten every day, but also eaten and slept on? They get all three!
That's just too beastly, isn't it?

Liu Mang and Zi Yuan were stunned. All these space spirit beasts just recognized Nan Shen as their boss?
How was this so godly? Was it all just trickery?

Jiangnan waved his hand grandly: "Since I'm protecting you from being bullied, naturally you have to pay me protection fees!"
"I can't work for free, right?"

The Pocket Rabbits looked at Jiangnan pitifully.
"Huh? Does recognizing a boss require protection fees? We... we don't have any spirit beads saved..."
"You're our boss. Pretty bunny you sleep first, tender grass you eat first! Isn't that enough?"

Jiangnan's expression stiffened. Being the boss had such good perks?
"No... no need. Just give me all the pretty stones you've collected."

When he said that, the Pocket Rabbits hesitated. Although pretty stones were useless, they were collected with hard work!
They were a spiritual comfort. How could they bear to give them away?

Jiangnan pressed on: "If you're going to have a happy life and never be bullied again, what use are pretty stones?"

The Pocket Rabbits recalled countless sleepless nights, and their expressions gradually became resolute.
They directly opened their chest pockets and pulled out large pieces of spirit materials, soon revealing over a dozen pieces!
Some were even high-grade, top-tier rare spirit materials!
"For a happy life! Bunny boss! We'll follow you!"

Jiangnan's drool was already flowing. His eyes lit up. One Pocket Rabbit had collected this much?
If he cleaned out the whole tribe, how much would he have?

He immediately fed one a Small Ginseng.
"Eat it, it'll heal your injuries. Come on, everyone line up. Pay protection fees and get a ginseng!"

The Pocket Rabbits lined up neatly, came to Jiangnan, handed over stones, and received their ginseng.
After their injuries healed, they sneezed blood and hopped away happily.

Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao were dumbfounded. Wasn't this too ruthless?
The rabbits were already beaten, eaten, and slept on. Now even their collected treasures were handed over as protection fees?
You're the real big devil!

Afraid the Pocket Rabbits were hiding things, Jiangnan opened their pockets and stuck his head in. The space inside was terrifyingly large.
Sure enough, there were hidden items!
So he turned the Pocket Rabbits upside down and shook them, causing more spirit materials to fall out.

The Pocket Rabbits looked pained, but after eating the ginseng, they immediately cheered up again.
Zi Yuan covered her face. You really don't leave them anything?
This isn't Jiang Bunny—it's Jiang Bandit Bunny!

In no time, all the spirit materials collected by the Pocket Rabbits were looted by Jiangnan.
They formed a sparkling mountain of spirit materials on the grassland, many varieties not even recorded in the spirit material encyclopedia.
Jiangnan was ecstatic. If he hadn't thrown his car to the mantis to chop up earlier, his Alternate Dimension might not have been able to hold it all!
This trip to the Void Sea was totally worth it!

He immediately stuffed all the spirit materials into his Alternate Dimension.

Just then, a palm-sized Pocket Rabbit cub, covered in bloodstains, hopped over.
It handed Jiangnan two small purple spirit materials, its eyes red and glistening.
C(。ŏ﹏ŏ)ᓄ´-
"Bunny boss! This is what I collected. Please... can you avenge my mom?"

Jiangnan was taken aback. The nearby Pocket Rabbits' expressions darkened.
"Her mom didn't make it a few days ago. She was beaten to death."

Zhong Yingxue looked at the dirty little creature, her nose tingling. She picked up the cub and gently stroked it.
Jiangnan wiped his nose and stuffed the two spirit materials back into the cub's pocket.
"You haven't grown up yet. I'll collect your protection fee when you're older."
"Since I took your pretty stones, the boss will definitely protect you!"

Many Pocket Rabbits chirped: "Bunny boss, you have to be careful! The bad beasts are very strong!"
"Especially the Void King. It's the strongest. All the bad beasts listen to it!"

Jiangnan's expression turned serious, and he quickly asked for details.
Only then did he learn that the powerful space-type spirit beasts in the Void Sea had organizations.
Their leader was that Starlight Peak Star-Devouring Dragon Loach!
Every day it would bring beasts to hold bunny-beating competitions. This was the Void Sea spirit beasts' entertainment activity...

Clearly, the Void Sea was like the Thousand Islands Lake. The spirit beasts here had considerable intelligence.
They had even formed organizations, similar to how Xiong Er ruled over the Thousand Islands Lake.

Hearing this situation, Jiangnan grimaced. Star-Devouring Dragon Loach?
That was a top-four terrifying beast!
He couldn't even handle one mantis. The dragon loach was probably even tougher.
As long as the Pocket Rabbits lived in the Void Sea for one day, they couldn't avoid being bullied.

So Jiangnan had the idea of taking the whole group out of the Void Sea.
But now the Space Gate had closed, and his own spirit skills were still not obtained. He couldn't get out either.
He couldn't just watch the rabbits get beaten for another half month, could he?
These were treasure rabbits, each one extremely precious.

Jiangnan started frantically pulling Diamond Giant Durians out of his pocket, soon pulling out over a thousand of them.
"Come! Everyone, pop one! Turn yourselves yellow, and you won't get beaten anymore!"

The Pocket Rabbits hugged the Diamond Giant Durians happily.
Shiny things! We love them!

Then came a series of "booms" as the Diamond Durians exploded, sending durian pulp flying everywhere.
The Pocket Rabbits' fur was covered in pulp, turning them completely yellow.
They were choked by the stench, tears streaming, retching.
The whole grassland was filled with intoxicating fragrance.

Jiangnan chuckled, "Hehe." Even if the Star-Devouring Dragon Loach and its gang were beasts, they wouldn't be able to lay a paw on rabbits this stinky, right?

Zi Yuan pinched her nose and shivered.
What kind of rogue operation was this?
It was like having a bag of rabbit soft candies. As soon as you opened it, someone wanted to grab some, so you spit into the bag until it was soaked—same principle!