Chapter 943: Eat! Sleep! Hit Bunny!
The Void Sea was so vast that Zhang San had no way to find Jiangnan and the others!
So he mixed in with the poachers for the entire journey.
That was how he found out that these poachers were in cahoots with the Chen Clan, and were gunning for Jiangnan!
He’d originally thought that by following the poachers, he’d eventually find Jiangnan’s team!
But who knew that Jin Hao would strike gold and stumble upon a buried relic? Now he wasn’t even looking for Jiangnan anymore!
Instead, he was digging three feet into the ground here, excavating crystal steles!
As a Dragon Abyss elite, Zhang San was well-traveled and knowledgeable, so he naturally recognized that these crystal steles were no ordinary things!
They clearly weren’t the core of the Void Sea, and he’d never heard of anything like figure carvings on a Spirit Ruin core before!
The carvings on these crystal steles were incredibly complex!
Zhang San had a vague feeling that this stuff was important!
Moreover, the Void Sea’s spatial gate had only appeared on Blue Star for a little over twenty years!
This relic was obviously not made by human hands! Even with this method of digging, the full extent of the relic hadn’t been revealed yet.
Zhang San muttered to himself, “I can’t exactly steal it myself either, and it hasn’t been fully dug up yet!”
“Let them keep digging for now. If I had to dig it myself, who knows how long it would take?”
“Good thing I left markers along the way. I hope Boss Nan and the others notice them…”
With that, he lay down on the crystal stele again to look at it. Even though he was right there eavesdropping on their secret plot, Jin Hao ignored him completely!
Another voice came from below!
“Boss! This is hard to dig! The soil down here is really tough. Did a meteorite hit this place or something?”
Jin Hao glared: “Take it slow, you moron! Don’t make too much noise, or you’ll attract the spirit beasts!”
“Every piece we dig up is worth hundreds of millions. If we can’t find all the crystal steles, no one’s leaving!”
“Whoever digs one up gets a share—I’m keeping a list right here!”
Hearing this, everyone worked even harder, turning into human excavators, frantically digging up soil.
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At that moment, on another medium-sized floating island, Chen Daoer stood on the spot, covered in wounds and missing an arm!
Forty or so Forest Guards lay on the ground, their faces swollen and bruised, coughing up blood!
Chen An’s face was swollen to the point of being unrecognizable!
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Chen Daoer glared angrily: “If anyone tries to pull the grass off my head again, I’ll beat them to death!”
Chen An was crying tears of snot: Forgive us, we really can’t help it!
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It’s just like having a pimple on your face—it feels awful if you don’t pop it!
“Second Uncle! We can’t keep going like this, can we?”
“The Void Sea is dangerous at every step. We can’t even catch a glimpse of Jiangnan’s group. If we split up to search and run into spirit beasts, we’re dead!”
“And we’ve lost contact with Jin Hao and the others. What… what do we do now?”
Chen Daoer gritted his teeth. He’d barely managed to escape that mantis and almost got chopped to death!
Just being alive was a blessing—how was he supposed to find Jiangnan?
“I don’t care! Search every single floating island one by one! We won’t stop until we find Jiangnan!”
Just then, a squad of thirty-something Forest Guards rushed out of the dense forest!
They looked excited: “Second Master! We found marks carved into a tree trunk on another floating island!”
“They must have been left by Jin Hao and the others!”
Chen Daoer whipped around, his eyes lighting up: “Really?”
Chen An gritted his teeth! This is my chance!
He lunged forward and yanked off the green grass from the top of Chen Daoer’s head!
A look of satisfaction spread across his face. He’d finally pulled it off—what a relief!
Chen Daoer’s body stiffened, and the surrounding Forest Guards’ gazes toward him had already changed!
“Charge! Go beat him up! If it weren’t for him dragging us in here, would we be suffering like this?”
“Exactly! I’ve wanted to do this for a long time! He doesn’t go looking himself, just orders us around!”
“And ‘Second Master’? Someone already cut his roots, and he still has the nerve to make us call him Second Master?”
In an instant, a group of Forest Guards rushed at him, eyes red, madly beating Chen Daoer!
Chen Daoer was furious: “You little bastard, still pulling?”
With that, he punched Chen An square in the face, knocking out his front teeth!
Then he started dealing with the charging Forest Guards, cursing in his heart!
What the hell did Jiangnan put on me? I haven’t had a moment of peace the whole way!
[Chen Daoer’s Resentment Value +1000!]
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Deep within the Void Sea, on a spacious floating island, the night breeze swept across the grassy meadow, stirring up ripples like waves!
Thousands of huge white fluffballs were frantically scurrying across the meadow!
They were completely round, covered in white fuzz!
Their faces had two big purple eyes that were incredibly cute, and they had a furry pouch on their chest, just like a kangaroo’s!
Their ears were fluffy, their tails short—adorable beyond words!
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But the eyes of these Pocket Rabbits were filled with terror. Their four little stubby legs kept hopping, tumbling and teleporting across the grassland!
They were frantically fleeing, occasionally letting out urgent cries of “Chiumi~ Chiumi~!”
Every one of them had a swollen, bruised face!
Just then, a Diamond Peak golden-haired baboon suddenly appeared in front of the herd of Pocket Rabbits!
It punched the rabbit running at the front!
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“Bang!”
With a dull thud, the Pocket Rabbit was deformed, flattened entirely!
But its astonishing elasticity made it snap back, letting out a pained “Chiumi!” as it flew over a thousand meters, smashing a giant tree!
The golden baboon made a victory sign and pounded its chest wildly to express its excitement!
Then came another “Thump!” as a round Pocket Rabbit was swept away by the tail of a suddenly appearing black wolf!
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It flew straight toward the golden baboon!
The baboon’s eyes lit up. It put all its strength into a punch and smashed the Pocket Rabbit!
The rabbit crashed into the herd, rolling like a bowling ball, knocking over several more of its kind!
As time passed, more and more spatial-type spirit beasts gathered on this meadow!
Above the meadow, round Pocket Rabbits were being knocked flying back and forth!
Just then, a three-meter-long loach fish appeared in the air above the meadow!
Its body was covered in rainbow-colored scales that shimmered under the moonlight!
On its head grew a crystalline, rainbow-colored horn. It had a dragon’s head and a loach’s body, with two long whiskers waving in the wind as it swam freely through the void!
It was a Spectral Void Loach!
With a casual flick of its tail, a Pocket Rabbit was swatted into the air, bouncing up and down with the tail’s movement!
The rabbit was smacked onto the ground, then bounced back up again!
Like dribbling a basketball!
With the arrival of the Spectral Void Loach, all the spirit beasts in the field let out cheers in unison!
Beast language:
ก็ʕ⁰౪⁰ʔก้ “Big bro, why are you so late? We’ve been playing for a while!”
ʕو❛益❛ʔو “Without big bro, hitting bunny just isn’t as fun!”
ʕ๑•ɷ•ʔ “Right, right? Every day it’s just eat, sleep, and hit bunny! Tonight we’ve got to play hard and settle our digestion!”
Spectral Void Loach: “Hooh hee hooh~”
(Watch me beat you all to a pulp tonight!)
With that, it flicked its tail, and a Pocket Rabbit was sent flying! Then its figure flickered repeatedly!
It moved so fast it was almost impossible to track, simultaneously knocking over a hundred rabbits!
The baboons and black wolves all used their skills to catch the incoming rabbits. The meadow was filled with the joyful roars of spirit beasts and the pained cries of “Chiumi!”
Just as they were having their fun, the Ghostface Beast teleported into the center!
“Whoa? What happened to you? You haven’t been gone a day, and you’ve lost two arms?”
“What, you thought four arms were too many, so you chopped two off? I don’t need them? Hey, just for fun?”
“Haha! Now that you’ve only got two arms, you can’t beat me at hitting bunny anymore!”
All the beasts were curious.
The Ghostface Beast burst into tears!
٩(๐༎ຶൠ༎ຶ)ง “Big bro! You’ve got to stand up for me! I met someone even more of a jerk than me!”
“I only ate four hundred or so of his fish, and those bastards wanted to chop me up!”
The Spectral Void Loach was stunned: “There’s a beast more of a jerk than you?”
The Ghostface Beast ground its teeth: “Not a beast! It’s humans! A bunch of humans came in!”
The Spectral Void Loach’s eyes narrowed, killing intent flaring. Just as it was about to ask more,
a figure appeared in the field—it was the green mantis!
(へಠɷಠ)へ “Yo, everyone’s here, huh? I’m a little late today!”
But the moment the green mantis appeared, including the Spectral Void Loach, all the spirit beasts gagged!
“Whoa, man, can you smell any worse? Did you fall into a sand pit?”
“Not even the Boar’s sandpit smells as bad as you! I’m gonna puke!”
“Get out, get out! You stink so bad, we’re not playing with you anymore!”
The green mantis’s face darkened: “Don’t mention it. A bunch of humans came through the gate. I thought I’d just block the entrance and chop them up!”
“But I let quite a few get away. It’s depressing. Guess my scythe’s gotten dull, huh?”
The Spectral Void Loach squinted: “They dared to come in again? Do you know where the humans are?”
The green mantis waved its scythes, looking excited: “Forget that for now. I think I found a game even more fun than hitting bunny!”
Hearing that, all the beasts perked up!
“What game?”
The green mantis said excitedly: “Chopping cars! That feeling of the blade slicing through—one cut, two pieces—it’s just irresistible!”
“Ahhh, it really gets a mantis excited, and there are even bomb cars among them!”
“If you accidentally chop one, you get covered in stinky goo. The thrill and tension—I can’t even describe it!”
All the beasts stared blankly at the green mantis, completely unable to get your point!
How could chopping cars ever be more fun than hitting bunny?