Chapter 941: Show Off No Matter What! (Bonus Chapter)
Mila rushed over and busied herself for quite a while before finally getting the fishbone out!
Jiangnan let out a huge sigh of relief, his face full of lingering fear. He didn’t even dare to eat fish anymore!
Little Cherry was trying every possible way to take my dog life.
Even drinking cold water could get stuck in the teeth?
The bad luck period was still going on, and it might implicate Xuexue, so he handed Zhong Yingxue over to Mila for care!
He crouched alone in a corner, hugging his knees, full of anxiety. Every second was torture!
This cave wasn’t going to collapse, was it?
What if there was a sudden teleportation and a Dao Heaven-tier spirit beast came to kill me?
Seeing Jiangnan’s pitiful, self-isolated state, everyone looked worried!
Only Zi Yuan was there, gnawing on a fish with a melted expression, feeling overjoyed inside!
They were all suffering from the side effects of the biscuits, but not me?
Haha, as expected of a Fate Witch, blessed by the Goddess of Luck. Could I be this lucky?
She finished a piece of fish meat at light speed, then casually tossed the fishbone toward the edge of the cave!
At that moment, Jiangnan’s hair stood on end all over. His eyes locked onto the fishbone tracing a parabola through the air!
There was nothing else in his eyes except that bone. Jiangnan could no longer suppress the desire in his heart!
With a teleport, his body appeared in midair. He opened his mouth and bit down on that bone!
Another teleport, and he was already standing in front of Zi Yuan!
With a brilliant smile, he held the bone out to Zi Yuan!
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His eyes were full of anticipation as he looked at Zi Yuan!
Zi Yuan: ୧(｡･᷄ࡇ･᷅)?
“I already gnawed it clean, didn’t I? It’s just a bone now. Why did you bring it back?”
Jiangnan: !!!
How the hell do I know why I brought the bone back?
By the time I came to my senses, I’d already bitten the bone!
Zi Yuan pouted, snatched the bone back, and threw it out again!
Jiangnan’s eyes lit up. He teleported once more and caught the bone in midair!
Then he teleported back to Zi Yuan’s side and even rubbed his face against her chest!
Zi Yuan was even more confused. Everyone stared at Jiangnan in surprise!
And Jiangnan’s face turned beet red! Damn it, did it have to be this embarrassing?
Xia Yao’s expression gradually became amused!
She picked up a twig at random and threw it into the distance: “Xiao Nan?”
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Jiangnan watched the twig fly through the air and went wild with excitement!
He teleported into the air and caught the twig in his mouth!
Xia Yao’s eyes sparkled. She frantically threw twigs into the air, her hands creating afterimages!
Jiangnan didn’t miss a single one, catching them all with his mouth!
Mila, Wu Liang, and the others saw this and got caught up in the fun, starting to throw twigs too!
Every twig was perfectly caught by Jiangnan!
Liu Mang cackled with glee. Wasn’t this pretty fun?
Jiangnan’s face turned pitch black. Are you guys walking a dog for fun?
Why the hell do I feel so excited inside, and I can’t control the urge to catch twigs?
Was this the side effect of the dog biscuits? Uncontrollably wanting to fetch things others throw?
How humiliating! He spat out the twig in his mouth!
“Stop throwing! It’s really tiring, okay?”
“Who the hell threw a shoe over here? Whoa, that stinks? You bastard Liu Mang!”
“Don’t think I can’t see you just because you’re black!”
Jiangnan teleported in front of Liu Mang, grabbed the shoe, and stuffed it into his mouth!
Then he headbutted him away with his horns, embedding him in the wall!
Seeing Liu Mang’s miserable state, Mila, Xia Yao, and the others quickly withdrew their little hands, not daring to throw twigs anymore!
But thinking of the scene just now, they couldn’t help but laugh!
He really had perfectly inherited a dog’s habits.
Jiangnan breathed a long sigh of relief. This was still barely acceptable!
As long as no one threw anything, he was pretty normal!
Just then, Wu Liang and Xiong Er got up and walked toward the cave entrance!
“Let’s go! Brother Nan! Time to drain the lizard?”
Jiangnan, annoyed, followed them out of the cave. Liu Mang pulled the shoe out of his mouth!
“I’m coming too!”
It was getting late, with a bright moon and sparse stars!
Xiong Da and Xiong Er both took their stances and started relieving themselves against an ancient tree!
Liu Mang peeked from the side and couldn’t help but gasp!
Wu Liang and Xiong Er proudly raised their eyebrows at Liu Mang!
Liu Mang silently moved next to Jiangnan to relieve himself!
Jiangnan also couldn’t help peeking. Liu Mang, black to the extreme, blended perfectly with the night. Nothing could be seen!
Only a thin trickle could be heard falling under the tree!
“Wow~ Is this the legendary rootless water?”
Liu Mang: ???
The hell does “rootless water” mean?
Can’t you be this mean to someone?
“It’s just dark, so you can’t see it. Don’t talk nonsense!”
[From Liu Mang, Resentment Value +555!]
Jiangnan grinned, spread his feet shoulder-width apart, and started to unbutton his sweatpants!
Liu Mang secretly glanced at Jiangnan too. Making fun of me? Let me see yours!
But the next moment, Liu Mang’s face was full of terror. He shuddered, and even his rootless water almost stopped flowing!
He was instantly struck with awe!
Jiangnan grinned, just starting to feel the urge, when his expression stiffened!
He couldn’t control himself at all!
Jiangnan put both hands on the ground, then slowly raised his right leg high!
And started relieving himself!
Liu Mang’s eyes bulged. His flow cut off completely!
Wu Liang and Xiong Er beside him were also stunned!
“Wha… what kind of high-difficulty stunt is this? Boss Nan, do you always show off even when relieving yourself?”
“Good thing there’s space out here. If you were in the bathroom, you wouldn’t even have room to pull this off!”
“You scared me. I thought Brother Nan was going to do a handstand to pee!”
At this moment, Jiangnan felt like crying. Was I just too young after all?
This peeing posture, just like a dog, was way too weird!
Couldn’t they not inherit even these irrelevant habits?
But this wasn’t something Jiangnan could control. Without this posture, he simply couldn’t let it out!
However, one tree wasn’t enough for Jiangnan. He had to leave his mark on every tree!
He had to spread his blessings evenly!
So Jiangnan maintained this posture and started teleporting...
This move directly dazzled Wu Liang and Liu Mang’s eyes!
Xiong Er said calmly, “Don’t panic. He’s marking his territory. Isn’t this normal?”
Wu Liang & Liu Mang: ???
Where is this normal?
Jiangnan was going crazy. Even though he was a space-type, he had never done anything this outrageous!
After marking his territory, Jiangnan put his leg down. His face under the moonlight was pitch black!
He shot a cold glare at Liu Mang and the other two!
“About what just happened, don’t tell anyone. Otherwise, I’ll kill you and silence you!”
Wu Liang, Liu Mang, and Xiong Er shivered and quickly patted their chests to reassure him!
“We won’t tell! Heaven and earth be our witness!”
Jiangnan nodded in satisfaction!
“Ahem! It’s late. Everyone go to sleep. Tomorrow we still have to chase the Ghostface Beast!”
Everyone boarded the RV!
At midnight!
Jiangnan walked out of the bathroom with a black face, holding a big egg in his hand!
He had just laid it himself. A herd of ten thousand horses was stampeding through his heart!
Wasn’t it only hens that laid eggs? How could a rooster lay them too?
He wanted to throw the egg away but couldn’t bear to, so he put it into his Alternate Dimension!
Lying in bed, Jiangnan tossed and turned, unable to sleep. Little Cherry’s three hours were over, so there shouldn’t be any life-threatening danger anymore!
Now, as long as he survived the biscuit’s side effect duration, he would be a good man again!
Just then, the skylight on the roof suddenly opened!
Xia Yao crawled in through the skylight, rushed over, and covered Jiangnan’s mouth!
Jiangnan looked at Xia Yao in panic. Her eyes were red, her expression impatient!
“I can’t take it anymore! The side effect is hitting me! Let me use it! Right now, immediately!”
Jiangnan looked horrified. The hell with “use it”!
He frantically shook his head: “No!”
Xia Yao threatened: “No? If you don’t let me, I’ll go dig up someone else’s! Will you let me or not?”
Jiangnan paused, then shook his head again: “No! You can’t go dig up someone else’s. I don’t want that!”
Xia Yao scratched her head in frustration: “You won’t let me, and I can’t touch anyone else’s. What am I supposed to do?”
Having experienced it himself, Jiangnan knew exactly how painful Xia Yao felt. It was already impressive that she had held out this long!
“Th-then you can dig into me instead...”
Xia Yao’s pretty face instantly lit up with a brilliant smile!
“You said it yourself!”