Chapter 921: I Want a Small Spray Bottle
Three minutes later, Jiangnan hummed a little tune as he returned to Steel Dragon City!
A brilliant smile was all over his face!
Zhang San laughed: "Solved?"
Jiangnan: Σ(ŎдŎ|||)ﾉﾉ Ya'er!
"When did you appear beside me? Don't always pop up suddenly; scaring a god can kill a god!"
Zhang San: (≖_≖ꐦ)
Who suddenly appeared? I've been standing right here the whole time, never moved!
You were the one who teleported back suddenly, alright?
[Zhang San's resentment value +666!]
"I'll be more careful next time. What about those poachers?"
Jiangnan grinned: "They asked me to give them compensation for their hard work, so I had to work hard and beat them crippled!"
Zhang San shuddered. Huh? That's what 'hard work cripple' means?
At this moment, more than thirty big guys were piled up on the grassland!
Everyone was swollen a whole size!
The shorts on their bodies were their only property!
Sun Geng lay on the ground, face swollen purple, pounding the ground and crying bitterly!
(ง༎ຶ#)Д(#༎ຶ)ง
Bastard Jiangnan isn't human! He took all our spirit beads and ran!
Not only did he beat us swollen, he didn't leave a single piece of clothing on us!
These shorts were 'voluntarily' bought from Jiangnan with all the spirit beads we poached these days!
Even that's okay!
He popped all the tires of our motorcycles and off-road vehicles!
What difference is there between you and those despicable bastards who pop all vehicle tires while running from the poison in Chicken Dinner?
You've taken all the bamboo shoots of this whole no-man's land!
Thinking that this group of people would have to cross half the no-man's land in just shorts to get out, their hearts were full of indignation!
[From Sun Geng...]
[From Zheng Qian...]
……
Steel Dragon City's journey went fairly smoothly, but then the sun set!
When the last ray of daylight disappeared from the horizon of the no-man's land, the entire train's atmosphere changed!
All the headlights went out, and the wilderness became completely dark, with only the 'ku cha cha' sound of the Dragon City's movement echoing!
The Dragon Abyss Dark Night members standing at the railings all clicked on their infrared night vision goggles and entered combat readiness!
Liu Mang's expression became unusually serious. He chambered a round in his anti-materiel rifle and aimed it at the darkness!
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"Night has fallen!"
Sure enough, pairs of glowing eyes lit up in the darkness!
The Steel Dragon City speeding across the wilderness was undoubtedly a very conspicuous presence, bound to become a target!
Most spirit beasts are nocturnal creatures; the arrival of night is also the time for hunting!
If the danger level of the no-man's land during the day is 30%, then at night, it's 100%!
The earth trembled as spirit beasts charging out from all directions, like sharks smelling blood, launched an assault on the Steel Dragon City!
The roars of beasts echoed incessantly, but were instantly drowned out by the deafening sound of gunfire!
The battle erupted instantly. Countless spirit-binding armor-piercing shells mixed with elemental spirit techniques blasted out!
They blew up the spirit beasts charging in front, but those behind surged forward wave after wave!
Some spirit beasts even broke through the fire blockade and slammed heavily into the train cars!
They were blocked by the thick armor, crashing until their heads were spinning.
The flash of gunfire reflected on everyone's face, their expressions cold and serious!
"Boom!"
A Void Black Hole suddenly appeared, clearing spirit beasts within a 300-meter radius. Jiangnan grabbed the large halberd and charged out!
The blood-colored edge carved several stunning arcs in the space, decapitating five Platinum-rank spirit beasts that charged up!
Liu Mang shouted: "Southern God! Save your spiritual power, we have to fight all night!"
Jiangnan didn't look back: "I can handle it!"
Just as Liu Mang said, the beast swarm's assault didn't stop all night!
Zhong Yingxue and the others were already covered in blood, but the spirit beasts kept coming wave after wave, as if they could never be killed off!
Just then, the train car door opened. Zi Yuan, holding a pillow and drooling from the corner of her mouth, staggered out with her eyes closed!
The wind blew off her crocodile hood, but she didn't wake up at all!
She kept mumbling nonstop!
(⁼̴﹃⁼̴๐)۶ᯅ
"E hehe~ Hand-grabbed pancake, grilled cold noodles, add two eggs~"
The Dragon Abyss members who were fiercely fighting spirit beasts nearby were all stunned!
They watched as Zi Yuan stepped right off the steps of Steel Dragon City and fell out!
"Hey, what the heck? The door was locked, how did she open it?"
A black-gold hippopotamus by the tracks was utterly delighted seeing Zi Yuan falling off the train!
"There's such a good thing?"
It opened its big mouth, already prepared to welcome dinner, and it seemed like Zi Yuan was about to fall right into the hippo's mouth!
(˵ಡOಡ)ኈ
Jiangnan: !!!
With a teleport, he rushed into the hippo's mouth, grabbed Zi Yuan by the back of the neck, and pulled her out!
He casually threw a bottle of Nuclear Milk inside!
Then he whipped out a Void Chain and wrapped it around the black-gold hippo's neck!
He teleported with the hippo to the center of the beast swarm!
"Eat nothing! If you want to eat, blow yourself up!"
After one bottle of Nuclear Milk went down, a three-minute countdown appeared in the black-gold hippo's eyes, and the entire hippo turned crimson!
The hippo's face was full of bewilderment, and it didn't suppress its instinct to explode at all!
"Boom, boom, boom..."
With six explosions in one go, it blew up, sending many spirit beasts flying into the sky!
Turning back to look at Zi Yuan, the intense battle hadn't affected her sleep at all; drool flowed over twenty centimeters long from the corner of her mouth!
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Drool fluttered in the wind...
Jiangnan covered his face. 'In this situation, only you could still be asleep, right?'
'You even opened a locked door? Your sleepwalking cancer is incurable!'
How could he dare put her back on the train? If she fell off again, there'd be no finding her!
Jiangnan directly used Void Chains to tie her to his back and fought with Zi Yuan on his back!
At 4 AM, the battle still continued; everyone's eyes were filled with exhaustion!
(˵tired◠exhausted)
And Jiangnan's half shoulder was wet, all from Zi Yuan's drool!
He couldn't help but look exasperated!
'Is this really foreseeing the future? Not dreaming of eating hotpot and barbecue skewers or something?'
Just then, Zi Yuan frowned. Originally lying obediently on Jiangnan's back, she began to twist restlessly!
"Small spray bottle! Yuanyuan wants a small spray bottle~"
Jiangnan, who was busy slashing spirit beasts, had no time to pay attention to Zi Yuan!
"What small spray bottle do you want? We don't have any!"
Zi Yuan frowned tightly and kept struggling: "I want a small spray bottle! Without a small spray bottle, how can I fertilize Hua Hua?"
Jiangnan just dodged a bite from a giant anaconda!
"Not giving! Just sleep quietly!"
With that, Jiangnan threw himself back into battle!
And Zi Yuan really did quiet down on Jiangnan's back and stopped moving!
Five minutes later, Jiangnan suddenly felt his back warm up, and when the cold wind blew, it turned icy cold!
He was startled. Did beast blood splash on him?
Then he opened a Space Wormhole and looked at his own back!
This look was no joke; Jiangnan's expression instantly froze!
He saw a puddle of water spreading on Zi Yuan's crocodile pajama pants and on his own back...
"Zi! Yuan! How old are you?"
Jiangnan's face darkened, suddenly remembering the small spray bottle Zi Yuan had been holding earlier!
And the Hua Hua she was watering...
Zi Yuan, with her eyes closed, looked guilty!
"I'm sorry, Little Hua Hua. Without a small spray bottle, I can't fertilize you today!"
Jiangnan: !!!
'You didn't fertilize Little Hua Hua, you dumped it all on me, right?'
'How old are you? Still wetting the bed while sleeping? Pfft, it's wetting the back?'
With a dark face, how could Jiangnan have time to deal with this? He could only continue fighting!
……
At 6 AM, when the first ray of sunlight rose from the horizon!
Steel Dragon City was still traveling through the no-man's land, but it was stained red with blood!
Zi Yuan suddenly woke up in bed, covered in cold sweat. She heard the sound of running water from the bathroom!
She felt a bit confused.
She saw Jiangnan walking out of the bathroom, drying his hair with a towel!
In one hand, he held two hangers, and hanging on them was the Crimson Spider Silk outfit, freshly washed!
Zi Yuan looked at Jiangnan's abs, her pretty face blushed, and she instinctively averted her gaze!
"Let me tell you, I just dreamed..."
Jiangnan changed into new clothes and put them on: "What you dreamed isn't important. Shouldn't you take a bath first and change your pajamas?"
Zi Yuan was stunned, seemed to sense something wrong, lifted the blanket, and looked down!
Then her face exploded red, whimpering and steaming. She abruptly covered the blanket, her forehead covered in sweat!
˚‧º·(⑉◡_◡⑉)‧º·˚
"Hmph~ You must be framing me, right? I've seen through your tricks!"
"Did you pour water on my pants while I was asleep?"
Jiangnan: (≖_≖)...
'This person is hopeless, already starting to deceive herself?'
Zi Yuan covered her face: "This is unscientific! If I wet the bed, why isn't the bed wet?"
"If you didn't set me up, then... then it must have been drool! Yeah, that's right!"
Jiangnan hung the hangers in the room.
"Well, the bed indeed isn't wet, because you opened the floodgate on my back! Last night you were sleepwalking, and I was afraid you'd fall off the train, so I carried you on my back while fighting..."
Zi Yuan: !!!
"Shut up! You... don't say anymore!"
Then she turned her face away and kept mumbling.
"Yeah, might as well let Jiangnan die in the Void Sea. There's no need to save him anymore!"
"That way, there won't be a second person in this world who knows about this!"
Jiangnan rolled his eyes: "Do you have to be so vicious?"
"Jiang the Secret Keeper is me! I would never tell anyone that Deputy Commander Zi Yuan, at such an age, still in the middle of the night... mmph~"
[Zi Yuan's resentment value +1000!]
Zi Yuan jumped off the bed like crazy, tightly covering Jiangnan's mouth!
"Shh! Shh! Do you believe I'll kill you to silence you?"
Jiangnan rolled his eyes: "Can you beat me? You trash Glory! Go take a bath, the water is hot!"
With that, he teleported and disappeared from the room.
Zi Yuan ground her teeth, blushed, and rushed into the bathroom, jumping into the bathtub filled with water.
Three minutes later, a scream like a pig being slaughtered came from the train car!
"Ah! How could this happen! It's all gone!"
[Zi Yuan's resentment value +1000!]
Jiangnan, sitting on the railing and enjoying the breeze, chuckled and hummed a little tune.
"Everyone has some fuzz on their body~"
"After soaking in Dali, you won't find a single one~"