Chapter 916: You Died
At this moment, Zi Yuan's entire body had gone weak!
Heavens, Jiangnan was already outrageously handsome, wasn't he?
How had she not noticed how charming he was before?
She thought she was already an old cow, unable to chew tender grass anymore!
But who would have thought, tender grass was still fragrant!
Zi Yuan felt like her eyes couldn't leave Jiangnan's face for a single second!
A "he he he" laugh escaped her lips as her little hands unconsciously reached out toward Jiangnan's face!
The pursuit of beautiful things was human instinct!
And at this moment, Jiangnan was the beautiful thing that no living creature could refuse!
Seeing Zi Yuan's little hand reaching out, Jiangnan smiled brilliantly!
It really was effective!
But could he let Zi Yuan succeed so easily?
Absolutely not!
Jiangnan stepped back step by step, plopping down onto a dining chair!
"Don't get handsy, okay? That's not good. Just look at me, that's enough!"
What you couldn't have was always the best. That way, it would stay in your heart, on your mind!
Zi Yuan wiped her nosebleed: "Hmph! You've entered my room, so it's up to me now! Sister here is going to eat some tender grass today!"
With that, she lunged straight at Jiangnan. However, Jiangnan raised his hand and released a Void Barrier!
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Zi Yuan collided hard, just as Shanmao had said!
Although she was Starlight One, her combat power was weak as hell. Jiangnan easily bound her with Void Chains and placed her across the dining table!
"You don't get to eat! Brother is the Nan Ren you'll never obtain. You can only admire from afar, not profane up close!"
Zi Yuan struggled for a while but couldn't break free, so she simply stopped struggling!
Instead, she sat obediently across from Jiangnan, watching him!
Her purple pupils had turned into hearts, a total lovestruck look, giggling endlessly!
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Noseblood dripped incessantly onto the dining table. In no time, a large pool had formed, then flowed from the table onto her pajama pants!
She was completely mesmerized!
At this moment, the fat orange cat had also followed from the meeting room, peeking in through the window from outside!
The moment it saw Zi Yuan bound like a zongzi with a nosebleed, it shuddered, its back fur standing on end!
Then its gaze landed on Jiangnan!
The first time it saw him, everything about the earlier destruction was completely forgotten!
Its chubby face pressed directly against the glass, letting out a soft "meow~" as its paws scraped incessantly at the window, clearly wanting to come in!
Meow~ฅ(Ф⌂Ф(｡)ฅ
Jiangnan was drawn by the sound, turned his head, and his eyes lit up!
"Haha! Even an orange cat can't resist the charm of a Nan Ren? Let's see if you still won't let me pet you now!"
With that, he opened a Space Wormhole and brought the orange cat inside!
The orange cat curled up in Jiangnan's arms, rubbing against him coquettishly, completely losing its earlier fierce demeanor!
Jiangnan's hands roamed all over, going left and right, petting the cat until static electricity sparked. He petted the cat 360 degrees without a single blind spot!
The orange cat let out a comfortable purr, with a melted expression, turning into a liquid cat!
Watching this scene made Zi Yuan even more intoxicated, completely sinking into it!
Jiangnan chuckled to himself. To make the effect even better, he carried the orange cat toward the bathroom!
He poured a full bathtub of Dali 2.0, stripped off, and jumped into the tub!
In the living room, Zi Yuan's eyes widened. Hearing the water sounds from the bathroom, how could she hold back?
She struggled wildly!
"I want to see! Can you reach your back? Want Sister to help you scrub?"
Jiangnan: (๑¯ิٹ¯ิ) "I have Wormholes; I can reach it. No need for your help!"
At this moment, the orange cat crouched by the edge of the bathtub, turning its face away, secretly peeking... (◔ﻌ◔ิ๑)
Jiangnan grabbed the fat cat: "Come on! Let's take a bath together. You—"
Just as he was about to put the orange cat into the tub, Jiangnan shuddered!
Putting it in would make it shed fur! Couldn't do that!
But looking down, the cat's tail had already dipped into the water!
When he pulled it out again, the tail had gone bald—not a single hair left!
Jiangnan's forehead beaded with sweat. He looked at the orange cat, which was still enslaved by his charm!
It hadn't even noticed its tail!
Jiangnan swallowed hard. It... it probably wouldn't mind, right?
After finishing his bath, it was already late at night!
Zi Yuan was lying face-down on the table, motionless. He couldn't tell if she was asleep or had passed out from blood loss!
After watching for so long, she should be able to dream of me, right?
With that, Jiangnan carried her into the bedroom, closed the door, and stood by the bed with eager anticipation!
On the dining table, the orange cat slowly woke up, arched its back, and stretched!
It looked a bit dazed, then seemed to remember something and became furious!
Had I been possessed just now?
How could I have let that disgusting human pet me? Every single spot on my body was touched!
Damn it!
And... I saw a human body?
Pfft! Disgusting!
The fat cat's eyes brimmed with tears. I'm no longer pure! Waa~
For some reason, even though I originally hated him, when I saw him just now, I couldn't help wanting to get close!
When he petted me, it felt especially pleasant. My head was all dizzy!
It was actually quite comf— Seeing its own tail, the cat's expression froze!
Where did the fur on my tail go?
Why is it bald?
Did that human pet it bald while I was asleep?
A bald-tailed cat is absolutely hideous!
I'll bite him to death!
I must bite him to death!
Looking at the bedroom door, the cat's eyes gleamed coldly as it sharpened its claws!
But it held back, nimbly slipping out of the office building!
Under the cover of night, it rushed out of the forward base, heading deep into no man's land!
Its speed was like lightning. After completely escaping the surveillance range of the forward base!
It finally stopped suppressing its aura. A fierce spiritual energy exploded!
Its chubby body swelled up, transforming into a hundred-meter-long colorful fierce tiger, with white cloud energy swirling around it!
Mighty and ferocious! A single tiger roar made all beasts prostrate!
The spiritual pressure of a Dao Heaven level spirit beast spread out, and countless other spirit beasts trembled in fear!
The fat cat looked back at its tail with a worried heart!
Damn it!
Even in its true form, why hadn't the fur on its tail grown back?
How could I go back to see my companions and subordinates like this?
Didn't I need face anymore?
Stupid human! Just you wait! I'll bite you to death sooner or later!
But recalling the operation plan it had overheard in the meeting room during the day, no matter how embarrassing, it had to go back!
Its habitat was no longer safe. The Three-Headed Hell Wolf pack was moving toward their territory!
Plus, poachers were gathering there too. It needed to inform everyone to migrate quickly!
...
In the room!
The muscular Tie Niu sat on the bed, tugging her braid!
"Honey, you've been in the bathroom for hours! When are you coming out?"
"Didn't you say you were going to show me a new trick? Come on!"
"Every moment of the night is worth a thousand gold! How much gold have you wasted?"
At this moment, Wu Liang was hiding in the bathroom, frantically tickling his nose with a feather!
He was almost going crazy!
He hadn't sneezed a single one of the six sneezes! If this messed things up in battle, Tie Niu would tear him apart!
No! I have to get those sneezes out before fighting!
"Darling~"
Wu Liang shuddered violently. Who could withstand that?
At this moment, longing finally triumphed over reason. Screw it!
"Hehe! If you spend gold, it'll come back! Just see if I'm not energetic enough today!"
Let's do it!
Seeing Wu Liang come out, Tie Niu's eyes lit up. They hugged each other, eyes meeting, the air growing tense!
But just then, Wu Liang looked at Tie Niu's face, felt a tickle in his nose, and suddenly felt it coming!
*! I knew it!
"Ah~ cha cha cha cha cha cha~"
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The berserk nuclear sneezes didn't go to waste. After holding them in for so long, all six came out in a row!
Without even a moment to catch his breath!
Six booms! Sparks flew everywhere! The room was blown to pieces!
The load-bearing wall of the dormitory building was shattered!
Tie Niu's face was charred black, her braid singed, smoke rising from her head!
"Pfft... cough! Miaomiao, listen to me! I—"
"You're still laughing? Mountain-Splitting Heavy Cannon!"
"Boom!"
With a huge crash, Wu Liang's body flew backward, smashing a "太" shaped hole through the wall!
"I'll smash you to death!"
With that, she leaped out of the dormitory building in a single bound and chased after Wu Liang, beating him!
Booming sounds echoed endlessly!
The Dragon Abyss soldiers on night watch were startled and immediately went on alert!
"Enemy... enemy attack? Judging by the sound, was that a bunker buster?"
Just as they were about to sound the alarm, they saw Tie Niu pinning Wu Liang down and pounding him!
"Is this how you hand in your homework? And you blasted me? Tell me! Don't you love me anymore?"
Fists as big as woks rained down on Wu Liang's face...
Jiangnan watched from the window, shivering. If you didn't hand in your homework, you'd get beaten too?
Was this the bitterness of love?
Scared, Jiangnan quickly set up a Space Barrier around the room to soundproof it, so Zi Yuan wouldn't be woken up!
He still needed her to tell his fortune!
Jiangnan waited by the bed all night without doing anything!
After Zi Yuan fell asleep, she was even scarier than Da Lang Mie!
If not for the Space Barrier blocking her, who knows where she might have wandered off to!
Early in the morning, Zi Yuan lay on the bed, brows deeply furrowed, pained expression, forehead covered in cold sweat!
Her face was pale, and she muttered unintelligible words!
Jiangnan was a bit worried. He didn't know what was wrong and wanted to wake her up!
But as soon as he reached out, Zi Yuan's eyes snapped open. She sat up in bed and grabbed Jiangnan's arm tightly!
"Don't!"
Her grip was so strong it left bruises on Jiangnan's arm!
It seemed she was still immersed in her nightmare, not fully awake. There were even tear stains at the corners of her eyes!
Jiangnan was stunned: "What... what's wrong? Had a nightmare?"
Zi Yuan was drenched in cold sweat. She sat on the bed in a daze for a long time before coming back to her senses!
"It really was a nightmare. The Void Sea... do you absolutely have to go there?"
Jiangnan shrugged: "Of course. Where else would I get spirit beads?"
Zi Yuan looked at Jiangnan seriously, her expression grim: "You died in the Void Sea!"
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Author's Note: