Chapter 905: Start Dating Me Right Now! (Extra Update)
At this moment, Jiangnan was full of anxiety, cold sweat beaded on his forehead, and his whole body stiffened!
Chenxi looked smug. Anxious? That's right!
Jiangnan lowered his voice and said urgently, "Did you wash your feet before getting on my bed? You've dirtied the sheets!"
Her feet were not just dirty—they were filthy!
Chenxi: ???
At a time like this, you're worried about whether I washed my feet?
Shouldn't the key point be that we're lying together and your hand is on my chest?
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"I wiped it with a wet wipe. Tch~ Can you stop changing the subject?"
As she spoke, she pressed closer and tightened her grip on Jiangnan's wrist.
Chenxi curled her lips into a smirk and leaned close to Jiangnan's ear.
"Don't move. If you do, I'll scream that you're assaulting me and wake up everyone in this carriage!"
"What expression do you think Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao would have if they saw this scene?"
"Do you think the other people in the carriage would believe a weak girl like me, or a stinky Southerner like you who took advantage of me?"
After saying that, Chenxi flashed a sly fox-like grin, looking like she had succeeded in her scheme.
Jiangnan's body stiffened.
Damn! Are you trying to frame me? You're vicious, you're scheming, you're not human!
If Da Lang Mie finds out I didn't let her keep watch but sneaked off to play volleyball with the Resentment Girl in the middle of the night, she'll definitely choke me!
What would Xuexue and Mila think of me?
"You... what exactly do you want?"
Seeing that Jiangnan was intimidated by her threat, Chenxi ground her teeth.
"Are you so unwilling to be with me? In what way am I, Chenxi, inferior to them?"
"I have background, ability, and strength. I've never even been in a relationship!"
"Do you know how much mental preparation I did to come see you with my grandfather? I liked all your posts, and you didn't even glance at me?"
Jiangnan looked thoughtful. "Inferior? You're inferior in every way."
Chenxi: !!!
"Pfft! How could that be? I'll prove to you that I'm an excellent girl!"
"Not choosing me is your loss! I'll give you one more chance!"
"I command you! Now! Immediately! Right now! Start dating me! Don't be ungrateful, or I'll scream!"
Jiangnan: (´ﾟωﾟ)? (confused expression)
What the hell?
Such an unreasonable request—this is the first time I've heard of it in my life!
Is this how you start a relationship? So crude?
As a Resentment Girl, you're indeed great, but as a girl, I really don't see it!
Suddenly, Jiangnan's expression changed, his eyes filled with deep affection.
He gently stroked Chenxi's cheek.
"Silly girl, don't be like this. It makes my heart ache for you~"
"The spring breeze for ten miles cannot compare to you, and even a blooming sea of flowers is not as beautiful as your enchanting smile."
Chenxi was stunned, her eyes flustered, unable to meet Jiangnan's gaze. Being touched on the cheek felt like an electric shock through her whole body.
This... did we start dating so quickly? It feels so sweet!
"Th-this is too fast. You don't need to praise me like that. Let's just take it normal."
Jiangnan took the opportunity to sit up, hooking his hand under Chenxi's chin while moving his other hand away from her chest to grab her palm.
"Three days ago, I didn't believe in love at first sight in this world, until I met you."
"Once upon a time, a sincere love was placed before me, and I didn't cherish it. Now I regret it deeply."
"But this time, I don't want to miss it again."
Chenxi's eyes were shy, feeling like her heart was about to jump out of her throat.
Jiang... Jiangnan is so charming?
Love at first sight? R-really? Was his earlier rejection just playing hard to get?
"Y-you should stop talking. It's embarrassing!"
Jiangnan held her little hand, wearing a serious expression.
"I have to say it. If I don't, how will you understand my feelings?"
"Before, I was too shy to agree, because I've always been thin-skinned. I made you suffer."
"But in the end, I can't go against my heart. Be good, put this on, okay? Then you'll belong to me."
As he spoke, he pulled out a gold paralysis ring from his pocket.
Chenxi covered her face, feeling her little head spinning.
Heavens! A ring? Did he prepare it beforehand?
She should reject him. At this moment, she had to dump him and strike Jiangnan hard.
But if she agreed first, dated for a while, then dumped him, that would hit him even harder, right?
Hmm!
I'll do it this way!
So she extended her hand.
Jiangnan took the ring and was about to put it on her middle finger.
Chenxi was confused. "Huh? Isn't it supposed to be the ring finger?"
Jiangnan shook his head. "You don't understand. The middle finger is longer, symbolizing long-lasting love."
With that, he slipped it onto her middle finger.
Then, under her horrified gaze, her right hand uncontrollably flipped into a middle finger, and her finger turned gold.
(٥･᷄O･᷅)-`凸´-～ Ah, this?
Before she could figure out what was happening, Jiangnan covered her mouth with one hand and grabbed her wrist with the other.
He lifted her clothes and poked her belly button with his golden finger.
(ꐦ˃᷄~˂᷅ꐦ) Mmph!
Chenxi's body suddenly went rigid, completely stiff on the bed, starting endless self-paralysis.
Jiangnan clapped his hands, looking smug. Threaten me? You're still too green!
Chenxi's eyes bulged, glaring at Jiangnan with tears in her eyes.
(ꐦథOథ)!
Liar! You big liar!
All lies! I'm not done with you! What kind of crappy ring is this?
I should never have softened and believed your evil tricks!
Wuwuwu~
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[From Chenxi...]
The hardworking Resentment Girl started working again.
As for Jiangnan, he covered Chenxi with the blanket and began checking the effects of his new prize.
He had just been interrupted by Chenxi and hadn't had time to check.
[Zodiac Cookie!]
Effect: A magical cookie with 12 zodiac abilities. The consumer randomly gains one zodiac ability.
It can also break racial restrictions, allowing mimicry transformation. Effect lasts 30 minutes.
Twelve zodiac, twelve gods!
Eat a cookie, stop being human!
٩(˵ಡ◠ಡ)و✧
Jiangnan was completely dumbfounded.
Oh my god? A consolation prize cookie actually has 12 abilities?
Is such a big surprise meant to knock me out?
Does it have to be so comprehensive? None of the previous consolation prizes had so many effects!
Even the real prizes probably aren't this awesome?
Jiangnan couldn't wait and pulled out a cookie.
The packaging was beautiful, with cute cartoon images of the twelve zodiac animals.
Tearing open the package, he saw it was even a double-layered sandwich cookie!
Jiangnan swallowed. It looked so good; it should taste good, right?
He raised his hand to shove it in his mouth, but then his hand froze.
Only then did he notice that the back of the cookie clearly had a skull printed on it!
"☠"
Sweat poured down Jiangnan's forehead. Is this stuff really for humans?
Would he not even be human after eating it?
Jiangnan hesitated. Whenever he ate consolation prizes before, it never ended well.
His gaze swept around and fell on the Resentment Girl, who was crying rivers on the bed and paralyzed.
Isn't she the perfect test subject?
A sinister smile spread across Jiangnan's face.
He pried open Chenxi's mouth and shoved the cookie in.
Then he pushed her jaw up and down to help her chew.
Chenxi's eyes widened, and resentment points refreshed crazily.
What is he feeding me? Is he force-feeding me?
Cookies? Afraid I'd get hungry from the paralysis?
With all this free time, why not take my finger out of my belly button?
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Jiangnan flashed a demonic smile. "I just fed you a deadly poison cookie!"
"Even a Dao Heaven can die from it. The apple that killed Little Red Riding Hood's grandmother isn't as poisonous as this! From now on, whatever I tell you to do, you do it, understand?"
"If I'm satisfied, I'll give you the antidote. Otherwise, just wait to die."
Chenxi's big eyes were full of fear.
(*꒦ິ~꒦ີ) Wuwuwu!
You devil! You're not human! You're so vicious!
Also! Little Red Riding Hood's grandmother was eaten by the big bad wolf!
She wasn't poisoned by an apple—that's two different stories!
But she could only nod, not daring to resist Jiangnan. If she really died like this, she'd be losing big time.
Jiangnan's expression turned serious. "What are you feeling right now?"
After eating the cookie, he didn't see any special change in her.
Chenxi just mumbled, paralyzed and unable to speak.
Jiangnan rolled his eyes and, with a teleport, brought Chenxi to the roof of the train.
Only then did he release the paralysis.
Chenxi immediately cursed aloud. "Stinky Southerner! Big liar! ***! ***!"
Jiangnan: (≖_≖)...
"If you keep cursing, it won't be broadcastable! Do you still want the antidote?"
Chenxi shrank her neck, not daring to curse anymore. She rubbed her eyes and stomped her feet. "What exactly do you want from me?"
Jiangnan rubbed his hands. "What are you feeling now? Tell me."
Chenxi ground her teeth. This guy is a pervert. After bullying me, he asks how I feel?
(ง༎ຶO༎ຶ)ง "I feel wronged, sad, helpless, scared, angry— I, wuwuw~"
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Jiangnan was speechless. "Who asked you that? Feel it again."
Chenxi frowned, closed her eyes to sense it, and then her expression gradually turned strange.
(꒪ͦ‸꒪ͦ٥) "I... I feel like I'm a chicken?"
Jiangnan's eyes lit up. "The chicken ability?"
"Yes, yes, yes! You are now a chicken. Don't suppress the urge to act like a chicken!"
"Follow your instincts! Come on, show me!"
Chenxi ground her teeth again.
I feel like you're insulting me.
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