Chapter 845: A Night of Many Colors

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# Chapter 845: A Night of Many Colors

Chang Fa didn't even have time to run before a hundred or two hundred people surrounded him and started beating him!

The dust flew thick, and some even bit him. Screams of agony rang out endlessly!

[From Chang Fa...]

He finally understood now!

Only Nan Shen could exploit the bug; no one else could exploit Nan Shen's bug!

On the dormitory balcony, a brother poked his head out, face full of shock.

"What's going on? I just got back and see a bunch of people beating Chang Fa?"

"Pfft~ Trying to cheat Nan Shen out of his money? Isn't that asking for death? Guess he got beaten now, huh?"

"Tsk tsk~ Chang Fa's still struggling, huh? Hmph! Claiming he doesn't know martial arts?"

"Oh my god? Why am I so angry? Let's go! Down there to beat him up!"

More people jumped down from the balcony and joined the beating.

Jiangnan chuckled happily. In half an hour, you'll still have to come to me to buy Small Ginseng to heal your injuries.

I'm such a little genius at doing business!

He cleared his throat.

"Half of you can go beat him; I haven't finished selling my goods yet!"

"Hey hey hey~ Look at me! Stop beating him already!"

But no one paid him any attention; they were all busy beating Chang Fa.

Jiangnan: (≖_≖٥)

Did he just screw himself over?

No one was buying his stuff anymore!

A rough calculation showed he hadn't made a small profit this round, and he was about to pack up.

But a female voice sounded from beside him, startling Jiangnan.

"Sell to me! I'll buy! As long as it's your stuff, I want it all!"

Jiangnan jerked in surprise. There stood Liuli in front of the stall, her long hair flowing, wearing a white dress. She stared at him dazedly, eyes glowing red.

Jiangnan shuddered. This ghost, please get back in the TV, okay?

Don't just pop out and scare people! And her hair had grown this long?

"You... why aren't you going to beat Chang Fa with the others?"

Liuli: (∗❛ั﹃❛ั∗)✧*.

"Because my eyes only have you!"

Jiangnan swallowed hard.

(๑・᷅◠・᷄)و Damn it!

Was this what it meant to be watched? He really couldn't handle yanderes; they might hide under the bed and stab you.

But remembering his debt, Jiangnan gritted his teeth, stamped his foot, and put on a brilliant smile.

"How about this small slingshot? Works great! Automatically absorbs spiritual energy to load ammo, currently only 500,000!"

As he spoke, he shoved the small slingshot into Liuli's hand.

Liuli's pretty face flushed red.

(๐˃᷄ꇴ˂᷅) Ya~

He just touched my hand!

Is this love?

Even though she once went bald because of Nan Shen, sped over eight hundred kilometers in pajamas, and broke her teeth on a diamond, none of that changed the fact that he loved her!

"If we have a boy in the future, we'll call him Jiang Liuer, and if we have a girl, we'll call her Jiang Lier!"

Jiangnan: Σ(ŎдŎ|||)ノノ

Wha... what the hell?

I just touched your hand, and you've already named our kids? What kind of happy life did you just imagine in your head?

Yanderes are terrifying! Touch a hand and become a dad?

(٥⌒口⌒) "Ahaha~ Let's just transfer the money first..."

Liuli clutched the small slingshot and leaned close to Jiangnan.

"Can... can you kiss the small slingshot first, then sell it to me? I don't want one like everyone else's; I want a unique one!"

Jiangnan's eyes widened: "No way! What do you take me for? I have principles in business! I won't sell my soul! I—"

Liuli: (๑ᵒ̌◠ᵒ̌)つY

"Add 100,000!"

Without a second thought, Jiangnan snatched the small slingshot and gave it a round of kisses before shoving it back.

(。˘•ꇴ•˘) "No backing out, okay? Transfer the money now!"

Never try to challenge my bottom line! Otherwise, I'll have to change my bottom line again!

Liuli looked at the small slingshot in her hand, drool dripping, cherished it against her chest, and transferred 600,000 to Jiangnan. Then she skipped toward the dormitory.

Jiangnan quickly called out: "Hey hey! Don't use that slingshot recklessly, okay? I haven't told you the precautions yet!"

But Liuli had already disappeared.

Jiangnan scratched his head. Why was she in such a hurry to get back to the dorm? But then he thought, since she cherished the small slingshot so much, she probably wouldn't use it recklessly, right?

He packed up his stall, grabbed Xiao Jiuwo, who had been beating Chang Fa, and teleported back to Maple Forest Villa.

He took a nice bath with Dali 2.0. From the stall session, he earned over 31 million, all deducted by the system to pay off his debt.

For a debt of over 700 million, it was like a drop in the bucket!

The skill points converted were only about 300,000.

Adding it all up, he had 1.9 million.

But to push Spiritual Gauze to Grandmaster level, he needed a full 10 million skill points!

Jiangnan scratched his head: "Looting is still faster! Why aren't those hidden families coming to find me? I'm so anxious!"

"And why hasn't Lance's faction come over? They're not proactive at all!"

Jiangnan muttered in the bathtub. It seemed for now, he could only rely on street vending to scrape by.

After cleaning himself up, Jiangnan had dinner with Xuexue, Mila, and the others, then went to his room to sleep with Xiao Jiuwo in his arms.

But the academy was buzzing with excitement!

In front of the dormitory building, Chang Fa was beaten for a full half hour. Only when the green grass grew on his head did everyone stop.

Chang Fa lay on the ground, wailing.

(#)༎ຶД༎ຶ(#) "What are you doing?! I already admitted I was wrong, and you still hit me!"

Qi Yu felt guilty, helped Chang Fa up, and stuffed a Small Ginseng he had just bought into his mouth.

"Sorry... sorry about that. I hit a bit hard."

Chang Fa glared: "Hurry up and say sorry to me!"

Qi Yu was about to speak when he saw the green grass on Chang Fa's head. Feeling annoyed, he reached out and pulled it off.

(。・᷅~・᷄)つr╭╮

Instantly, everyone looked at Chang Fa with renewed hatred.

"Sorry? Bullshit! I'll show you what a real punch is! Ungrateful bastard!"

"Brothers! Attack! Get him!"

Chang Fa was stunned: "What now? Again? Sorry! I was wrong, big shots! Stop hitting me!"

(ꐦಠ益ಠ)ノΣ୧(#)༎ຶД༎ຶ(#)୨

The beating continued. Who knew how long it would last?

Meanwhile, on a bench in a small garden nearby, Glasses Bro held Du Yue close, wearing the Forgiveness Cap with a smug expression.

(˵ಡ口ಡ) Ah~

Du Yue quickly handed a milk tea to Glasses Bro for him to drink.

"Is it sweet?"

Glasses Bro turned his head: "Tch~ Just so-so."

Du Yue took a sip of the milk tea herself, then cupped Glasses Bro's face and planted a kiss on him.

Her pretty face was red: "Is it sweet now?"

Glasses Bro nodded frantically: "Sweet! Sweet to death!"

This Forgiveness Cap was absolutely invincible! So awesome! He never enjoyed this treatment at home!

Glasses Bro raised an eyebrow: "Then from now on, if I want to get a foot massage, will you stop me?"

Du Yue glared: "What? Say that again?"

Glasses Bro immediately cowered. He crouched down, pinching his earlobes with both hands: "Honey, I was wrong! I was just saying—"

Du Yue said with concern: "You work so hard every day; how could I let you go out for a foot massage? From now on, I'll give you foot massages at home!"

Glasses Bro was stunned. This... this worked?

Forgiveness Cap forever!

He stood up, puffing out his chest: "Then from now on—"

Before he could finish, Du Yue punched him square in the face, shattering his glasses and leaving his eye socket black.

"Still want foot massages? Want me to give them to you? You've grown bold!"

Glasses Bro shuddered!

Da... damn! Half an hour already passed?

Was happy time always so short?

Glasses Bro immediately knelt.

"Honey, I was wrong! I'll buy you a bag! The one you liked!"

Du Yue ground her teeth: "Hmph! Even if you buy me a bag, I won't forgive you!"

Glasses Bro trembled. Bags cure everything, and that doesn't even work anymore?

"Then we won't buy it, okay? Don't be mad!"

Du Yue's temper flared. She pounced on Glasses Bro and began pounding him with little fists.

"Why won't you buy it? Couldn't you tell I was being sarcastic? You don't understand me at all. Don't you love me anymore? You've changed!"

"So annoying! I'll kill you!"

Glasses Bro: !!!

Didn't she say buying a bag also makes her mad? Then why should he buy it? And how was that sarcasm?

As she hit him, his cap fell off, revealing the green grass underneath.

Du Yue paused, reached out, and yanked the grass off. Then she hit him even harder.

Glasses Bro could only lie on the ground, desperately shielding his shattered glasses.

So much for improving his family status!

Happy for half an hour, beaten all night?

Nan Shen, can you be any more of a scam?

[From Glasses Bro's resentment +1000!]

[From...]

Similar tragedies caused by the Forgiveness Cap were happening all over the academy.

In a dorm, Feng Xin wore the Forgiveness Cap and made his whole roommates call him "Dad" for half an hour. When the forgiveness time ran out, the entire dorm chased him and beat him mercilessly.

[From Feng Xin...]

Wang Dong wore the Forgiveness Cap and made his girlfriend wash 108 pairs of socks he had saved for three months, only to get beaten black and blue by her.

He fled all the way to the track field. With many people around, the single fight evolved into a double team, then into a gang beating, which took quite a bit of pressure off Chang Fa.

[From Wang Dong...]

Screams echoed through the academy grounds in wave after wave.

Jiangnan looked at the resentment points refreshing crazily on his system and felt guilty. He raised his hand and released a spatial barrier cage, locking himself inside to avoid getting beaten in the middle of the night.

"What... what a colorful night indeed!"