Chapter 839: Dang Lang Lang?

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Chapter 839: Dang Lang Lang?

Yet despite Chen Sheng's spittle flying three meters away, Red Dragon and his team still caught him!
They put spirit-binding handcuffs on him and shoved him onto a truck. Judging by the scene, he was probably going to be detained for ten to fifteen days!
The resentment value was pouring in like crazy?
Jiangnan smiled so wide that a dozen of his teeth showed.
He couldn't help but walk up to Red Dragon and pat him on the shoulder.
"Thanks for your hard work, brothers. Going out this late at night for such a small matter."
"Here's the training method for the Eight Gates Escape. Give it to Brother Jian, and let the brothers start practicing with it."
"And these three catties of chives, specially requested by Brother Jian."
Red Dragon looked at the little booklet and the plastic bag of chives Jiangnan handed him, his eyes gleaming.
"Are you... are you really going to let everyone practice this? Little brother?"
Jiangnan: (˵ಡ.̮ಡ) "Just wait. I'll study that Spiritual Gauze a bit more. I'll get it over here sooner or later."
"Right now, I can't wait for those hidden great clans to come diss me!"
"I don't know what tricks they've got up their sleeves. Just thinking about it gets me a little excited!"
Red Dragon covered his face. This wasn't a matter of the hidden great clans targeting Jiangnan at all!
It was Jiangnan who had targeted them!
Red Dragon clutched the little booklet, his heart too stirred to say anything.
He stepped forward and gave Jiangnan a bear hug.
"I'll leave tomorrow. Big brother won't see you off. Go back to the academy and rest well."
Jiangnan chuckled: "Go on back. It's not like we won't see each other again."
Red Dragon led the Dragon Abyss Army, escorting the Chen family members as they withdrew.
Meanwhile, Jiangnan's gaze fell on the fifty-odd Alphards parked on the roadside.
Their headlights were still on, and the engines hadn't been turned off yet.
(・᷄ꇴ・᷅๑)☛: "Later, clean this up. Sell all these cars, turn them into cash, and use it to fix up the parking lot, the windows, and everything else."
Yu Qiao was stunned: "Huh? Can... can we do that? Those are their cars!"
Roland said sweetly: "We have money. We can just fix it ourselves!"
Jiangnan: (・᷅~・᷄) "Why can't we? We're an underground organization, so of course we have to do underground things. Just sell them!"
"They broke stuff. Why should we pay out of our own pockets to fix it?"
Yu Qiao covered her face. After this round, Boss Nan Shen really hadn't spent a single cent!
Empty-handed and catching a wolf! Staring wide-eyed while scooping everything into his own pocket!
He'd made over two hundred million just from the lessons alone. He'd really taken this business to the extreme!
After giving instructions to Yu Qiao and the others, Jiangnan teleported and vanished.
In the shopping mall, Jiangnan appeared abruptly and scooped up Xiao Mila. "Come on! I'll treat you all to dry pot duck heads!"
Xia Yao: ٩(º﹃º٩)
"Eat! Eat the big pot!"
...
Jiangnan was enjoying his vacation in Jingdu.
At the same time, in the dimensional gap of the tenth layer of the Abyss, the enormous Creation Beast was lying on the ground, snoring loudly.
The wind from its nostrils even stirred up tornadoes in the tenth layer.
Just then, the void rippled, and dense Bose particles burst forth, radiating a brilliant blue light.
A figure clad in a wide white robe with a hood emerged from the void.
On the brim of the hood was a "✡" symbol.
When he removed the hood, his translucent body was revealed. He was a Bose Body with male features.
The two crystal horns on his head were especially conspicuous. His handsome features and short hair like ice silk gave him a sharp look.
Now, he stared in utter shock at the Creation Beast lying on the ground, snoring loudly.
Σ(٥^°口°^) Huh?
"Where's the Void Nail? Who pulled out the Void Nail? What the f*ck..."
The white-robed Bose Body was stunned. He quickly flew to the void connection point to check.
The broken end of the chain was jagged, as if it had been smashed off.
∑(||^ಠロಠ^) "What the hell? Who did this? This is a Void Nail! How could it break? Where's the nail? Where's the chain?"
And it was broken right at the root?
The white-robed Bose Body's eyes turned red, and his expression was extremely ugly. The Void Nail was lost on my watch?
This was bad!
Void Nails were already incredibly rare, and the materials were now almost extinct.
Leaving aside how precious they were, the most critical thing was that Void Nails could inflict real damage on Bose Bodies!
If they fell into the wrong hands...
[From Igor: Resentment Value +1000!]
[From Igor...]
(ꐦʘ̆益ʘ̆) "Who? Who took my Void Nail and ruined my plan?"
Igor waved his hand at the void near the broken chain. Residual light particles faintly precipitated from the void.
Then he looked at the giant pit in the center of the tenth layer. The void was filled with residual light particles.
"Light-based abilities of this intensity... Did Odin do this? Damn it!"
Just then, the Creation Beast, which had been snoring loudly a moment ago, suddenly opened its eyes, as vast as a celestial lake.
It fixed its gaze on Igor, its eyes filled with hatred and resentment, baring its fangs.
(ꐦ͡ʘ皿͡ʘ) Roar!
Without the Void Nail restraining it, the Creation Beast had nothing to fear anymore!
Igor broke out in a cold sweat on his forehead.
(٥ᵒ̌﹏ᵒ̌) "Dammit!"
Extremely dense Bose particles were released, and a fierce battle erupted in the tenth layer!
The space in the ninth layer was violently torn apart from the impact~
At the Nightless City lighthouse!
Mi Ye suddenly poked her head out from under the covers. Her pretty face flushed, and she frowned, looking toward the void.
(。Õ~Õ) "Strange~"
Then she shrank back under the covers, her phone still in her hand, the screen displaying a beautiful photo of Jiang Lan...
Meanwhile, at the duck head restaurant, Jiangnan, who was wolfing down food and drinking Sprite because of the spiciness, was completely confused.
(๑・᷄ࡇ・᷅)?
Who the hell is Igor?
Why do people keep giving me random resentment values?
Have I been doing such an outstanding job lately?
Mila: (°˃᷄﹏˂᷅) "Hiss~ So spicy! My mouth hurts!"
Jiangnan snickered wickedly: "It won't just hurt your mouth. When you go to the bathroom tomorrow, um~"
Before Jiangnan could finish, Zhong Yingxue took a wet wipe and slapped it over his mouth, wiping the grease off his lips.
"Ptoo! Ptoo!"
...
On the sea surface, Igor, with his white robe tattered, stumbled out of the void.
His face was bruised and swollen, and half of his shoulder had been bitten off.
He spat out a mouthful of Bose jelly, looking thoroughly disgusted.
(#)꒦ິ益꒦ີ(#) "Damn it!"
"Odin! How dare you touch the Void Nail that Holy Star planted?"
"You're stretching your hand way too far. You're just asking for trouble!"
"Creation Beast! You dare to bite me? When I find the Void Nail, I'll make you regret it!"
With that, the bitten-off shoulder regenerated. He plunged into the void and disappeared.
...
North Ocean, Gamma Archipelago, Light Society Branch!
Odin was sitting on the toilet with a dark face. All his injuries had long since recovered.
The other effects had faded, but only the effects of the Strength 2.0 potion were still active!
His muscles bulged, and his head radiated light.
But at this moment, Odin's eye sockets were sunken, and his cheeks were gaunt.
-`(›▀Ĺ̯▀‹٥)´-
He had been sitting on the toilet, fighting for over thirty hours!
The Spirit-Binding Pearls he had swallowed still hadn't been completely expelled. Who knew exactly how many he had eaten?
"Hmm? Here it comes!"
With a "Pulululu~ Dang Lang Lang!" sound, a Spirit-Binding Pearl fell into the toilet.
Odin breathed a sigh of relief. That was the twenty-first "dang lang"!
After a flush, Odin ground his teeth.
-`(ꐦ›ಠ益ಠ‹)´- "Tch? Why isn't it all out yet? David! Another bottle of strong laxative!"
The Magician pinched his nose and entered the bathroom, handing Odin a bottle of laxative.
Without a second thought, Odin tilted his head back and downed the whole bottle, chewing it like candy.
The Magician shuddered. A Dao Heaven was a Dao Heaven. He could really take a beating!
"What kind of crap laxative is this? No reaction! Give me another bottle!"
The Magician swallowed his saliva: "Lord God, you can't keep eating like this. Even medicine has its side effects. If you keep this up, you'll kick the bucket sooner or later!"
"I managed to get my hands on that magical bean that Dandelion sells through the Star Network. Try this instead!"
"One pill down, and it'll definitely work!"
Odin looked at the Detoxifying Soybean in his palm, his face turning black.
"Is it Jiangnan's stuff again? Not eating it! Even if I die! Die on the toilet, I will not eat Jiangnan's stuff! Never!"
"Don't even mention Jiangnan to me! That little bastard!"
[From Odin Caesar: Resentment Value +1007!]
[From...]
The Magician couldn't hold back his laughter and quickly ran out.
It seemed he wasn't such a failure after all. Even the Lord God had been tricked into being a little brother by the Jiang Devil, right?
Just then, however, the Magician's expression drastically changed. He whipped his head around toward the bathroom.
"Lord God! Not good!"
A blade of blue Bose particles slashed out from the void, targeting Odin's neck!
Odin's hairs stood on end. He didn't even have time to pull up his pants. He bent over sharply to dodge the slash.
He burst out of the bathroom on his legs!
"A Bose Body? David! Prepare for capture!"
The Magician's expression also turned serious.
The void rippled, and Igor, clad in a white robe with a cold face, stepped out.
"Capture me? Odin! Have you lived long enough?"
Odin stared at the "✡" symbol on Igor's hood, his pupils constricting sharply, full of wariness.
"Filthy scum of Holy Star! My Light Society and you have kept to our own rivers and wells. You came to kill me?"
"Do you really think I'm some soft persimmon you can squeeze?"
"Don't think that just because you're a Bose Body, you can order me around! I'm not your dog!"
"Don't push me! I've caught Bose Bodies before. The one I have locked up is one of your people, right?"
Igor's forehead bulged with two veins.
"Don't lump me together with those lowly lower clans!"
By the way, could you please pull up your pants before you make threats?
Being so open and frank really ruins the atmosphere, okay?
You don't look tough at all!