# Chapter 819: Please Don't Come Any Closer!
A nuclear-powered sneeze instantly shot out, sparks flying everywhere, the blast echoing!
It hit Mi Ye right in the face!
Jiangnan's body flew backward again, skipping across the sea like a stone!
But his heart was filled with joy—all six sneezes were done!
With the side effects over, he was finally calm and composed now!
Mei beside him was utterly terrified!
(٥ŏ⌂ŏ) Ah!
This... this is a sneeze? Is Jiangnan even human? You're not afraid you're an S686 cultivator that became a spirit?
And Mi Ye, who had been sprayed by Jiangnan, was completely stunned!
(●`~´●)
Her originally blotchy cat face was completely blasted into a black face, with smoke rising from her hair!
[From Mi Ye's resentment value +1000!]
She couldn't help but angrily say: (ꐦ•̀口•́) "Jiangnan! Do you want to get beaten again?"
Jiangnan shuddered, about to speak!
Mi Ye suddenly narrowed her eyes, tears glistening in her big eyes!
Her mouth slightly opened!
(°¯᷄⌂¯᷅) Ah~
Σ(||°˃᷄3˂᷅)⁼³₌₃ Ah-choo!
"Boom!"
Endless flames pressed down like a sky-covering blanket, the supersonic air pressure directly causing Jiangnan's ears to ring and bleed!
His face turned pale with fright!
Damn!
How did I forget about this?
Her nuclear sneeze also has a critical hit effect! Who can withstand this?
Mi Ye's sneeze cannon!
Tit for tat?
Is this the retribution for tricking her?
The sea area in front of Mi Ye was completely blasted open, sending up hundreds of meters of waves, hitting Jiangnan square on!
He didn't even have time to cover with the vendor cloth before being blasted away!
After a dizzying whirl, Jiang Xiaohei lay on the sea surface smoking, with a look of utter despair on his face!
Mi Ye was also shocked by her own sneeze!
Heavens!
This... did I do this?
If it were a Diamond or something, they'd probably be sneezed to death, right?
Wait, where's Jiangnan?
Seeing Jiangnan motionless on the sea, she quickly ran over and pulled him into her arms: "Are... are you okay? I didn't mean to do that just now!"
"Where's that healing item of yours? Eat one quickly!"
"I... I only know how to kill, not save people, you..."
Mi Ye was about to continue speaking, but couldn't help opening her little mouth again!
Jiangnan's eyes were full of terror: Σ(ŎཀŎ|||)ﾉﾉ
"No! No way!"
Scared, Jiangnan teleported away!
(๐°˃᷄3˂᷅)⁼³₌₃ Ah-choo~
But he was still caught in the nuclear sneeze's blast radius, like a small boat in a raging storm, pitiful!
Jiangnan, blasted into charcoal, was even more seriously injured, vomiting large mouthfuls of blood!
Mi Ye rubbed her nose, completely bewildered. She sneezed again?
Seeing that Jiangnan was almost being sneezed to death by her, she wanted to go check on him!
Jiangnan exclaimed: "Don't! Please don't come any closer! I have a weak constitution!"
"I took two blasts and I'm down to a sliver of HP! Queen, spare my life!"
"Put your clothes on first, or my HP value will be completely zeroed out!"
Mi Ye stomped her foot in anger: "You're telling me! What kind of crappy milk was that? How does it make people sneeze?"
Even a nuclear bomb that cultivated into a spirit couldn't produce such violent sneezes!
While saying this, she put on the clothes that had fallen into the water one by one.
Jiangnan topped a small ginseng: "It'll probably sneeze about four more times. Be prepared!"
Mi Ye: (⇀‸↼٥)...
[From Mi Ye's resentment value +666!]
Finally, after a period of waiting, after blasting a large group of fish to death, Mi Ye also became calm!
Only then did Jiangnan dare to approach her!
The crisis passed, the two looked at each other, their gazes intertwined for a moment before quickly looking away!
(๑•̀ᴗ•́)─✧─(❛ั◡❛ั∗)
~ Mmm (｡꒪ͦ~꒪ͦ｡)... (乛‸乛๐) Hmph!
The air was filled with awkwardness, so awkward that even Mei, who was beside them, didn't know what to say!
Looking at Jiangnan, then at Mi Ye, cold sweat dripping!
Uh... ヽ(•̆⌂•̆‧̣̥̇≡‧̣̥̇•̆⌂•̆)ﾉ This...
Finally, Jiangnan wiped his nose and spoke first!
"Thank you for coming to save me!"
(￢～￢): "I wasn't saving you. What do I care if you live or die? I came to save my Lan Lan!"
Jiangnan: (•́ω•̀٥)?
What's the difference?
Do you have to be so tsundere? Classic sharp tongue, soft heart!
"Hey~ I'll give you some candy. Can we still be good friends?"
With that, he took out a Peerless Beauty Pill and handed it to Mi Ye.
Mi Ye turned her head away: "Hmph! Giving me candy? Do you think I'm a little girl? That one piece of candy can make me happy? I'm a queen!"
As she spoke, she snatched the candy from Jiangnan's hand and stuffed it into her mouth!
Such sweet candy!
୧(๐◔‸◔ิ๐)(∗❛ั◡❛ั)
Jiangnan scratched his head: "Then... I'll go back now, or Brother Jian and the others will be worried!"
Mi Ye put on a stern face: "I'll follow you for a while. There might be other Dao Heavens looking for trouble with you on the way!"
"Also, the share of the eighth and ninth resource layers needs to be discussed with your Huaxia!"
"We might as well take care of it all together this time!"
As she spoke, a crimson glow emanated from her body, and she flew straight toward the Black Dragon Giant Ship!
Jiangnan was stunned. Mi Ye was also coming back with them?
Ah, this~
Mei beside him bumped Jiangnan's shoulder, wearing an auntie smile!
✧*(∗❛ัꇴ˂᷅)•︠～•︡｡)
"I heard the food in Huaxia is delicious. The Queen loves boiled meat slices~"
...
On the boundless sea, everything was calm, when suddenly a light shone from beneath the surface!
At that moment, a massive swordfish burst out of the sea, filled with rage!
Followed by a group of swordfish underlings!
The swordfish leader was frantically shaking its head, because hanging from the "sword" on its mouth was a pitch-black man!
It was Odin, burned pitch black by Mi Ye's explosion, unconscious!
Unfortunately, the waistband of his Sun Son Shorts had gotten caught on the swordfish's sword, twisting into several knots!
No matter how hard the swordfish leader shook its head, it couldn't shake Odin off!
ዽ─=
It swung him back and forth, bobbing up and down on the sea surface, swimming who knows how far!
...
"Boom!"
A meteor slammed heavily into the sea, exploding into endless splashes!
Tens of thousands of tons of seawater hung in the sky, controlled by gravitational waves, frantically attacking the constantly teleporting Magician!
In the distance, more falling meteors and satellites came down—all pulled down by Martin!
Martin was now furious, having fought for so long and still unable to take down Magician!
Magician, however, was also pale, with several bloody cuts on his body, panting heavily!
He wondered how his boss was doing, whether he had successfully escaped!
Just then, Magician's body froze, and he rubbed his eyes as he looked behind Martin!
Martin sneered: "Heh~ You think I'll fall for such child's tricks?"
"Did you learn that from Jiangnan?"
He had been tricked by Jiangnan once before; there was no way he'd fall for it again!
Magician: Σ(||ŎДŎ) Holy shit! God Lord?
Wasn't that Odin being swung around by the swordfish? Even though he was too black to recognize, he recognized the Sun Son Shorts!
How did he get beaten like that?
Now Magician couldn't care less, quickly rushing over to remove Odin from the swordfish!
If Big Brother was gone, what use was Big Brother Big?
Jiang Devil wasn't paying him anyway!
Grabbing Odin by the neck, he shook him violently, slapping his face hard!
"God Lord! Boss! Wake up!"
But Odin still had no reaction. Panicking, Magician abandoned Martin, hoisted Odin over his shoulder, and headed for the icebreaker!
Martin: ???
Huh? Not fighting anymore?
Wait... was that charcoal the Light God Lord?
Who beat him? That fierce?
Martin ignored the rest and didn't pursue the Black Dragon Giant Ship, instead going to help Neptune!
On the icebreaker, a group of Bright Society members surrounded Odin, shivering as they looked at his injuries!
As Odin coughed up a mouthful of seawater and three sardines, he finally woke up groggily!
He sat up abruptly, roaring: "Stop! Don't blast anymore! I can't take it!"
Magician looked at him sympathetically: "God Lord, don't panic. You're safe now!"
"Even though Jiang Devil is our Bright Society's Big Brother Big, and your big brother, God Lord, you don't have to work this hard!"
The others couldn't bear to watch either!
"Exactly, exactly! Look how injured God Lord got protecting Big Brother Big!"
"Such deep brotherhood, truly touching to hear and heartbreaking to see!"
"Big Brother Big must be very comforted knowing God Lord worked so hard for him!"
Odin's eyes bulged, and a surge of anger shot straight up!
(ꐦ͡ʘ益͡ʘ): "I'll big his grandmother!"
(ꐦ꒪ͦཀ꒪ͦꐦ) Pfft~
Then he spat out another mouthful of old blood, his eyes rolling back, and fainted again from sheer rage!
[From Odin Caesar's resentment value +1000!]
...
In the Abyss Sea area, Qian Benying had washed herself thoroughly in the sea, finally looking somewhat human again!
She was about to go find Miyazaki when she was startled by the blood-soaked gourd floating on the surface!
Looking closely, wasn't that exactly Miyazaki?
How had he been beaten into this state?
She couldn't help but poke him with her foot: "Hey! Old man, wake up. You're not dead, are you? What about the spirit pearl you promised me?"
"Didn't you say no matter whether the mission succeeded or failed, you'd give me the spirit pearl?"
Miyazaki: (#)꒪ꇴ꒪(#) Goose honk honk~
"Pearl~ Little pearl~ Want!"
"Fairy sister, honk~"
Qian Benying: (°ﾛ°٥)
"Th-this... his head's been beaten silly, hasn't it?"
Miyazaki: (#)꒪﹃꒪)ﾉ
"Baby's hungry~"
Qian Benying: (˵ಡٹಡ) Oh ho ho?
She gave Miyazaki a flick on the forehead!
"What fairy sister? Call me Queen!"
Miyazaki: (#)꒪ヮ꒪) Queen!
Qian Benying: (｡˘ٹ˘｡) "Tell me! Where did you put the spirit pearl? And what are your bank card account and password?"
"Where's your secret stash? Remember it, and this queen will take you to eat something delicious!"