# Chapter 810: Big Boss! Lil Bro Bro
Seeing Odin's flames extinguished, Jiangnan's heart instantly turned cold!
Without his little brother to pull aggro?
Wasn't this completely screwed?
In a flash, Lance and Nike had already chased him wildly!
The hurricane Nike threw formed eight waterspouts on the sea!
Sealing off all of Jiangnan's escape routes!
And on this side, Lance's telekinesis surged wildly: "Spatial Prison!"
The invisible telekinesis directly imprisoned Jiangnan in place, squeezing him madly!
Even if Jiangnan wanted to teleport, he couldn't; his bones creaked under the pressure, and he coughed up blood heavily!
Nike urged anxiously: "Don't crush him to death! The core is still on him!"
Lance was about to speak when he saw the sky covered in blue electric light!
Wang Dalei's entire body lit up with terrifying thunder radiance, pointing a finger toward the heavens!
"Boom!"
With a huge crash, a terrifying bolt of lightning a hundred meters thick descended from the sky, ionizing the air, winding like a demon serpent, and crashing down fiercely!
It was caught in Wang Dalei's hand as he thrust it toward the sea!
"Spear of Thunder!"
"Boom rumble!"
A thunderclap echoed, the Spatial Prison was shattered, and lightning flickered across the sea surface!
Golden tuna, great white sharks—all were electrocuted belly-up, floating on the sea, twitching nonstop!
Wang Dalei transformed into thunder, landing in front of Jiangnan, scooping him up, only to see his legs still churning...
Wang Dalei laughed heartily: "See how awesome I am? With me here, you're not dying!"
Jiangnan pouted: "I won't look! I know you're an uncle-protector, but electrofishing isn't allowed on the Da Ping Ocean!"
Wang Dalei: (̿▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿̿)̄...
What the heck, "I won't look"? And "electrofishing my ass"?
"Uncle-protector"? What kind of nonsense is that?
[From Wang Dalei: Resentment +1000!]
"Kid, you're something else—one sentence shut me up three times? Wanna have a go sometime?"
Jiangnan clasped his fists: (๐･᷄ٹ･᷅)
"Thanks for yielding, thanks for yielding!"
Just then, Nike had already attacked!
"Wind Tunnel!"
Nike's surroundings howled with gale-force winds, and in an instant, nine wind tunnels formed around her!
From them, winds blew with sharp whistles, and countless wind blades slashed toward them like a blanket covering the sky!
Meanwhile, Lance wasn't idle either; he wielded a 40-meter telekinetic sword aura and slashed wildly at Wang Dalei!
Jiangnan quickly pulled out a bucket of Dali 2.0 and a bottle of Deadly Green Club!
"Drink this up fast! Fight them to the death! My Brother Ye drank this stuff and took on three by himself!"
Wang Dalei swallowed hard: "Is this reliable? I heard none of your stuff is any good!"
Jiangnan urged: "Nonsense! I'm your own uncle! Would I cheat my own nephew?"
Wang Dalei: (ꐦ◜◡‾)!
[From Wang Dalei: Resentment +1000!]
Uncle Ye! Why did you have to go and swear brotherhood at random?
This brat takes any advantage he can get!
But to be honest, how could Wang Dalei not trust Jiangnan?
He tipped back the Dali 2.0 and the Deadly Green Club in one go!
And it turned out he trusted the wrong person!
Transforming into a Muscle Devil, Wang Dalei's clothes instantly burst apart, revealing chiseled, knife-cut lines!
The troublesome hair on his head vanished, shining brilliantly!
The buff from the Deadly Green Club was fully applied!
Feeling a chill all over, Wang Dalei shuddered!
-`(٥･᷄ʖ̫･᷅)´-
Lance glared: "What do you mean? You think wearing clothes makes you no match for us, so you tear them off and you'll win?"
Nike's big eyes, however, were locked onto Wang Dalei, her gaze wolfish and sparkling!
(∗❛ั口❛ั) Wow~
Even the wind blades she slashed trembled!
Wang Dalei said darkly: "Bro, my clothes..."
Jiangnan waved dismissively: "Those are external possessions, completely unimportant!"
"You're a grown man, what's there to be shy about? Who's looking at who?"
"People are born naked, aren't they? You're just returning to your true nature!"
Wang Dalei: ???
Although I don't want to admit it, what you said kind of makes sense, doesn't it?
As he spoke, Jiangnan handed Wang Dalei a plastic bag of grenades: "Good stuff! Dalei throws thunder, whoever gets hit is done for! Seize the opportunity!"
"Uncle is leaving! These two scrubs are yours!"
With that, he teleported and ran!
If he didn't leave now, Martin and Hai Wang would be coming too!
No matter how tough Wang Dalei was, he couldn't hold off four.
Wang Dalei stood there with ten grenades, utterly baffled: "Hey! Don't go! Brother Jiang? Uncle Jiang? Damn it, at least leave me a pair of shorts!"
But Jiangnan didn't even look back!
Just then, the wind blades arrived. With a mighty roar, Wang Dalei shouted:
"Thunder Pool!"
Infinite thunder radiance burst forth from Wang Dalei, spreading over a thirty-thousand-meter radius!
Shattering all the incoming wind blades!
Lance was also knocked back repeatedly!
Wang Dalei's eyes shone brightly as he stared at his own hands. Was he this powerful?
It was critical damage! His heart swelled with pride!
One hand on his hip, the other pointing to the sky!
"Rolling Thunder!"
Above, dark clouds gathered, lightning flickered within like thunder dragons swimming!
Bolts of lightning fell like rain, dense and unyielding, with massively increased power!
Wang Dalei cackled with glee. Jiangnan hadn't tricked him!
This was truly fierce! And he'd given him a bag of grenades—what were they for?
He pulled one out to examine it.
Even with his telekinetic shield, Lance was blackened by the lightning.
Nike screamed as she was electrocuted, her big eyes filled with fury!
"Wind Over the World!"
In that moment, Nike's body became light as willow catkins, like a gentle breeze, disappearing from Wang Dalei's sight!
When she reappeared, she was right in front of him, wind blade aimed straight for his heart!
Without thinking, Wang Dalei pulled the pin on an Awkward Dance Grenade!
Multicolored electric light burst out, enveloping both of them!
Nike and Wang Dalei locked eyes, both widening their eyes in panic!
Unable to suppress the urge to dance!
Nike's wind blade, aimed at Wang Dalei's heart, suddenly dissipated!
She crashed into his chest, using the momentum to swing around him like a pole, doing two complete rotations!
A 720-degree spin!
She was dancing pole dance!
Wang Dalei's eyes bulged, face red!
Hands on his head, he started swaying his hips to the rhythm!
୧(⸝⸝˃᷄口˂᷅⸝⸝)୨
And he couldn't help singing:
"Bang bang lang bang bang~"
"Bang bang lang bang lang bang~"
"Se fu you sou le se fa king lang dang~"
Nike's big eyes sparkled, dancing even more enthusiastically!
(∗❛ั﹃❛ั)✧*。
Meanwhile, in the distance, Lance was being struck black by the rolling thunder. He glared, nearly exploding with rage!
(ꐦʘ̆益ʘ̆ꐦ): "You two shameless bastards! What the hell are you doing over there?"
"Bang bang lang bang" my ass!
You really don't treat me as an outsider, do you?
If I weren't here, who knows how intense it would get!
"Nike! Have you lost your mind? What are you groping him for? Kill him!"
Nike swallowed, wiping the drool that had escaped!
"It's not my fault! It's his grenade! All I want to do is dance! I can't control myself!"
"Such a clever trick! I, Nike, admit defeat today! Try throwing another one if you dare!"
Wang Dalei glared: "Try it? As if I'm afraid of you!"
"Let me tell you the truth! The only reason I'm throwing another grenade isn't to hold you two here longer!"
"It's because I just want to dance one more song and be a pole a little longer!"
Huh? Why did I blurt out my true feelings?
Whatever! Uncle Jiang is amazing!
Dalei loves throwing thunder! There's really a girl to keep him company!
With that, he pulled another Awkward Dance Grenade!
୧(･᷄ꇴ･᷅)୨ Bang bang lang bang bang~
Nike: (ˊO̴̶̷̤﹃O̴̶̷̤ˋ)
"Fine! You've got guts!"
Lance: (งಥ益ಥ)ง
"You two dog and woman pair!"
They don't even bother pretending anymore?
I'm here getting struck by lightning!
And you two over there, groping and dancing seductively!
You two should be struck by lightning from the heavens themselves!
...
Wang Dalei successfully held off two Dao Heaven experts, Lance and Nike, with his own strength!
Meanwhile, Li Mingshan and Piers, the two space system experts, had fought who knows where!
On the US side, Hai Wang and Martin were still chasing Jiangnan!
Martin raised his hand toward Jiangnan, about to unleash his spiritual technique!
Suddenly, Magician teleported over!
"Spatial Binding!"
In an instant, the space around Martin became as solid as refined gold!
His body was instantly frozen! Magician raised his hand and flicked!
"Dimensional Slash!"
Martin's hair stood on end. He dared not casually take a space system skill!
"Gravity Turbulence!"
Disordered gravity caused Magician's arm to uncontrollably deviate, and the Dimensional Slash sliced past!
Martin furiously said, "Is your Light Society really going to walk this path to the end?"
Magician narrowed his eyes: "That has nothing to do with me, nor is it something I need to consider. I only listen to the Divine Lord!"
(|||･᷄~･᷅): "The Divine Lord ordered me to come... come... defend his big brother's dignity!"
Aaah!
I can barely bring myself to say it!
Jiangnan was overjoyed to hear this!
Ha ha ha! Back then, you wanted to take me away and make me your underling?
Now you have to come defend my big brother authority!
He turned around and shouted!
(๐°᷄ὢ°᷅)☛: "Lil Bro Bro! Do a good job! Hold Martin!"
"I'll have my little brother give you a promotion, paid leave, a bonus at the end of the month, and a 24-month year-end bonus!"
Magician: (◜◡‾) "Huh? I'm the Lil Bro Bro?"
Jiangnan put his hands on his hips: "I'm your big brother's big brother! I'm your big boss! You're my little brother's little brother, so of course you're the Lil Bro Bro!"
Magician: (≖_≖٥)...
I've been in the underworld for so many years, and now I've ended up as this grandson-like figure!