Chapter 774: Unscientific Spirit-Binding Cannon
The smell in the air right now was simply indescribable!
It was absolutely off the charts!
To avoid becoming casualties of the clash, everyone fled like their lives depended on it, running over ten kilometers away!
And just like that, they watched Jiangnan use his Diamond Giant Durian to go blow-for-blow with thirty thousand Frenzied Longhorn Beetles!
The violent explosions flattened the surrounding cheese mountains...
The battle was extremely brutal!
Zhong Yingxue asked worriedly, "Little Nan... does he have a chance of winning?"
Wu Liang said, "These Frenzied Longhorns are so full of gas? Even after a dozen waves, they can still blast it out?"
"It's like they ate some Detoxifying Soybeans—too ruthless!"
Wang Ba covered his face: "This is the Frenzied Longhorn's main attack method!"
"When they digest Spirit-Binding Iron Ore and refine impurities, they produce waste gas, which they store in their bodies as a trump card!"
"Why else would they be called Frenzied Longhorns?"
Three minutes later, the scene finally quieted down. The Longhorns all glared at Jiangnan with unconvinced looks.
Jiangnan, on the other hand, had a dark little face, pursed his lips, and charged out from the smoke and dust!
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His clothes were torn, his whole body was charred black—he looked no different from someone who'd eaten Black Garlic, okay?
Roberta secretly tucked her phone, which had recorded the video, into her pocket, pretending nothing had happened!
Everyone could barely hold back their laughter. It was rare to see Boss Nan take a loss!
Jiangnan gritted his teeth. These Longhorns could even withstand a Diamond Giant Durian?
These weren't ruthless refining machines—they were ruthless farting machines!
He couldn't afford to keep wasting resources!
"Why didn't anyone tell me Frenzied Longhorns could fart?"
Wang Ba: ╮(•́ٹ•̀)╭
"You didn't ask me!"
Goose, haha! Wasn't this the pleasure of using someone's own trick against them?
Jiangnan ground his teeth: "Let's go! Back to get equipment. I refuse to believe this!"
Everyone returned to the no-mining area and opened the Alternate Dimension!
Six hours later!
Everyone was suited up in radiation-proof gear!
And the giant centipede was carrying five thousand jin of Detoxifying Soybeans on its back!
Wang Ba's face turned pale: "Boss Nan! Think twice! These Longhorns are already crazy with their farting; you're just adding fuel to the fire!"
Ling Feng added, "Exactly! The Ninth Layer Ling Xu is unstable enough as it is! If it collapses, we'll all be wiped out!"
Jiangnan waved his hand: "Nonsense! How can a Ling Xu collapse? That's pure bull!"
"I'm just helping them release gas. Once their bellies are empty, what else can they use to charge up?"
"They'll be lambs to the slaughter, right?"
Qin Shou grabbed Jiangnan's leg: "Your idea is too dangerous! This is putting us in a dead end to survive!"
But Jiangnan didn't care at all!
He led the giant centipede and Xiong Er toward the Longhorn swarm!
The Longhorn leader glared coldly!
Again?
It immediately prepared to command its underlings to blast him a wave!
But Jiangnan quickly raised his hand: "Stop! I'm not here to fight this time!"
"Out of conflict comes friendship, right? After that last battle, I actually felt a sense of kindred spirit!"
"Like attracts like, I guess that's what we are, huh?"
"I'm here to bring you something tasty to eat!"
Xiong Er translated with a "Hoo-ha hoo-ha" on the side.
Ling Feng and the others covered their faces in embarrassment!
What the hell was "like attracts like"?
Where did you even find such a fitting phrase?
Good thing Taozi wasn't here, or she'd definitely give you another lesson!
After hearing Xiong Er's translation, the Longhorn leader gradually let down its guard. Jiangnan took the opportunity to throw over the beans carried by the centipede!
"Have your brothers try them! This stuff is great!"
The Longhorn leader stepped forward, sniffed, and raised an eyebrow!
Delicious? Was there anything in the world tastier than rocks?
It turned back and chirped. A Longhorn underling came forward, used its horn to open the bag, and tentatively took a couple bites!
Jiangnan: (≖_≖)...
You're really something as a big brother—you even have a poison taster?
After two bites, that Frenzied Longhorn suddenly widened its eyes, and a thunderous rumble sounded from its belly!
Xiong Er was sweating profusely. Crap, this was exposed, wasn't it?
The Longhorn leader couldn't possibly eat it now?
But something shocking happened. After the thunderous rumble, the Longhorn that ate the beans didn't fart!
Instead, the horn on its forehead turned red a section, like an energy bar!
Jiangnan: Σ(ŎдŎ|||)ﾉﾉ
So they can even store up energy?
What kind of body structure do you Frenzied Longhorns have?
The Longhorn underling was excited: "Squeak squeak squeak!"
(Boss! This stuff is awesome! It helps digestion and increases gas production! I've gone Red Horn!)
The Longhorn leader's eyes lit up. It shoved the underling aside and dove headfirst into the pile of soybeans, gorging itself!
As the leader, it knew better than anyone how important having a full tank of gas was in the perilous Ling Xu!
And these beans could increase gas production?
Suddenly, stones didn't seem appetizing anymore!
In no time, the Longhorn leader had eaten a hundred jin of soybeans!
Thunderous rumbles echoed from its belly. Its horn gradually turned red from the base upward—
Until the entire horn was glowing red!
Jiangnan looked horrified: "Hey, hey, hey! You can't eat that much! Don't treat it like a meal!"
Wasn't this thing going to burst from overpressure?
At that moment, the thirty thousand Longhorn underlings looked at their leader's blazing red horn with worshipful eyes, as if in pilgrimage!
The Longhorn leader moved to one side.
It aimed its tail toward the mountain range on the left. Its six legs drove deep into the ground like iron stakes. It looked smug.
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Jiangnan's face turned pale. Wasn't it about to blow its pipe?
"Boom!"
A deafening explosion rang out. A torrent of ferocious frenzied qi was blasted out by the Longhorn leader!
The black frenzied qi roared like an angry dragon. Three white air rings spread outward like ripples!
(˃᷄皿˂᷅๐)⁼³₌₃⁼³₌₃⁼³₌₃
In an instant, the winds and clouds converged; heaven and earth changed color!
Jiangnan: ∑(°口°๑)
Wang Ba: ∑(❍ฺд❍ฺlll)
Ling Feng: ━=͟͟͞͞(Ŏ◊Ŏ‧̣̥̇)
A Longhorn underling braved the gale and stepped forward, crossing its legs to spark a flame!
"Boom!"
The column of frenzied qi blasted out by the leader was instantly ignited, turning into a blue flame pillar nearly fifty meters in diameter and a kilometer long!
Like a laser cannon, it ruthlessly blasted straight through the mine!
The scene was as shocking as the end of the world!
Even more terrifying, the flame pillar was mixed with pieces of Spirit-Binding square steel, red-hot, shooting out at incredible speed—and it was fully automatic!
Ling Feng covered his face: "So fierce? This isn't a Frenzied Longhorn—this is a Spirit-Binding Cannon! Directly launching Spirit-Binding cannonballs at high speed?"
Gong Lin swallowed: "Such violent output. That... that doesn't make any sense! Even Spirit-Binding Beasts can do magic attacks now?"
Qin Shou stared blankly: "If this hit a person... ack! Brother Ba? Could you take it?"
Wang Ba: (̿▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿̿)̄
"A Spirit-Binding state... barely."
Not just flame attacks—the key was that it was mixed with Spirit-Binding steel cannonballs!
Jiangnan: (๑✧ꇴ✧)و Oh ho ho~
After the world-ending cannon, the Longhorn leader's horn faded from red. That tank of gas should be empty.
At this moment, its thirty thousand underlings had already knelt in worship, utterly awestruck!
The boss was truly awesome!
Smoke rose from the Longhorn leader's tail. The ground behind it had been plowed into a ditch.
The mine had been blasted into a huge hole, now a crescent-moon mountain.
The Longhorn leader looked smug, basking in the worship of its underlings.
Then, thunder rumbled from its belly again, and its horn slowly began to redden once more!
The Longhorn leader was ecstatic. These soybeans were practically a divine artifact for the Longhorn clan!
It looked at Jiangnan with no more hostility. Instead, it walked over affectionately, rubbing its horn against Jiangnan's arm to show goodwill!
"Squeak~"
Jiangnan laughed heartily: "Stick with me, and you'll never run out of soybeans!"
When the Longhorn underlings heard that, drool practically flowed. Their eyes gleamed at the pile of small soybeans, all chirping to show goodwill toward Jiangnan!
Everyone watched in speechless disbelief. This actually worked?
When force didn't work, he used soft power?
Just like that, he won over the Frenzied Longhorn swarm?
Jiangnan was overjoyed. Looking at the increasingly red horn on the Longhorn leader, new ideas popped into his head!
"From now on, I'll call you Little Awesome! Nice name, and fitting!"
Ling Feng and the others: (≖_≖)
You really are a naming genius!
Just because it can fart, you name it Little Awesome?
Little Red Face? Little Three-Wheel? Little Awesome?
All the tool beast names are so ugly?
Not even in the same league as Xiao Jiuwo!
"Oh, right! Have you ever seen a core?"
Xiong Er roared a couple times to explain to Little Awesome what a core was.
The Longhorn leader looked puzzled, then nodded as if it half-understood!
Everyone's eyes lit up!
Finally, a clue?