Chapter 769: A Southern Man Riding the Threshold of Death's Door to Disco! (Bonus Chapter)
So what was there to be afraid of now?
A heart exploding wasn't even a big deal. For injuries that the Small Ginseng couldn't heal, Mila could!
As long as Mila gave him a time reversal before his brain died, it would be fine!
After the heart stopped beating, blood supply ceased, but the oxygen in the blood in the brain could last about three minutes!
Only then would the process of brain death begin!
Those three minutes were enough time for Mila to help him recover!
"Da Lang Mie! After I crash, remember to carry me back in time, alright!"
"If it's more than three minutes, I'll be brain dead!"
With that, he teleported away in an instant!
Xia Yao: =͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪‧̣̥̇)
You just booted up and you've already stacked both cheat codes?
Do you have to go this hard?
This isn't just dancing on the edge of a knife, repeatedly jumping back and forth over death's door!
You're riding the threshold of death's door to disco!
Are you really not giving any face to the Reaper?
Meng Po: (٥•́╭͜ʖ╮•̀)つ♨
Hey... don't go, young man!
The soup I just ladled out is still hot!
Fito was brimming with excitement, beating Wang Ba until he coughed up blood!
"Haha! A bunch of trash, not a single one worth fighting!"
But just then, Fito's hair stood on end, and he raised his right arm to block again!
"Shua!"
A flash of red light passed by, and this time, half of his upper arm was chopped off!
Jiangnan teleported into the field, laughing heartily: "Come again!"
Fito: ???
Weren't you supposed to have killed yourself by using too many cheat codes?
Your heart isn't even beating, how did you come back?
And full health and mana? Bursting with energy?
This isn't right!
[From Fito's Resentment Value +1000!]
As soon as Jiangnan entered the field, Fito, who had just stood up, knelt down again!
The situation reversed, and the beating resumed, forcing Fito to retreat repeatedly! He could only keep generating bone armor!
Relying on his powerful defense to hold on!
Even Ling Feng and Wang Ba were stunned!
What's going on? How did he come back to life with full health?
He had just crashed, how could he...
As expected of Nan Shen!
Did you use the "Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A" secret code to cheat extra lives?
Shocked as they were, they still had to fight!
Killing Fito while they had the chance was the right path!
However, it turned out that overwhelming strength could indeed ignore the difference in numbers!
Even though Fito was covered in blood and wounds, he still didn't die, instead fighting even more fiercely!
Jiangnan roared: "Thirteen Consecutive Slashes!"
But just as he swung his halberd, with a bang, Jiangnan closed his eyes, kicked his legs, his heart exploded, and he crashed again!
Fito: !!!
"Haha! This time, I don't believe you can survive!"
With that, he raised his big foot and viciously stomped toward Jiangnan's head!
But Xia Yao pounced like a wolf into the battlefield, rolling and crawling to carry Jiangnan out!
She rushed back in a flash: "Mila! Xiao Nan crashed again!"
Ling Feng and the others covered their faces. So "Three-Minute Meng Nan" was talking about you?
Charge for one minute, output for three minutes, then crash...
...
In the pitch-black darkness, Jiangnan suddenly opened his eyes!
He saw an old woman with graying hair at the bridge head, her eyes sparkling: "Why are you back so soon? Come, come, come, drink this quickly!"
"The soup I ladled for you last time hasn't even cooled yet!"
Jiangnan: (ꐦ°᷄Д°᷅) Huh?
"Didn't I tell you more than once that I don't drink soup from strangers?"
Meng Po: (≖ᴗ≖๑)
"We're not strangers anymore. Once is strange, twice is familiar. Count how many times you've come? You're already well-acquainted, alright? Just drink it!"
Jiangnan's expression stiffened: (•́ω•̀٥)
She's getting clever!
"Ah ha... ahaha, is that so? I don't remember!"
"I just came for a stroll; there's no need to keep me here for dinner, alright?"
Meng Po: (≖_≖)
"Do you think this is a place you can come and go as you please? Once you're here, no one has ever..."
Suddenly, a golden pillar of light appeared in the darkness, and within it, a golden-haired angel seemed to descend!
Jiangnan's body rose higher and higher in the pillar of light!
╮(•́ω•̀)╭
"See? I told you!"
Meng Po: (ꐦ▀ʖ̯▀)つ♨
...
Jiangnan sat up abruptly from the ground, gasping for breath, his face pale, covered in cold sweat!
He swallowed hard. This feeling of hovering on the edge of death was really unbearable!
He was even having hallucinations?
Mila said worriedly: "Brother Jiangnan, are you alright? Your face doesn't look good!"
Jiangnan grinned: "No big deal. A couple more rounds and I should be able to take Fito down!"
"Burn Blood, activate! Death Gate, open!"
With that, he teleported into the field, and his halberd, gathering all his strength, slashed out!
Fito quickly twisted his body, but his entire right arm was severed at the root!
Jiangnan laughed arrogantly: "Haha! I, Hu Hansan, am back again!"
Fito: (ꐦʘ̆益ʘ̆ꐦ)!
[From Fito's Resentment Value +1000!]
My one arm, and you've cut it three times?
Are you slicing cucumbers or what?
This was my right arm—the one that could do needlework, pick my nose, eat, write, and go to the bathroom!
How are you back again?
What exactly is that golden-haired girl? A resurrection fountain?
How can anyone fight like this, dammit!
By now, Ling Feng and the others had figured it out!
So Xia Yao was basically a recall button. Nan Shen kept using his ultimate, emptying his HP, returning to base with low health, then flashing back to the team with full health?
What kind of crazy playstyle was this?
This time, Fito was truly in a huge crisis!
Covered in blood, he could barely stand, staggering backward!
He was already walking the line between life and death, held up only by sheer willpower!
Jiangnan was about to go all out and finish Fito off!
But "Three-Minute Meng Nan" crashed again at the critical moment!
Xia Yao scooped him up: "Mila! Xiao Nan crashed again!"
...
In the dark space!
Meng Po: (ꐦ≖_≖)つ₍__₎
"Just drink it! Stop struggling, the soup has gone cold!"
In such a short time, how many times have you come for a visit?
Do you think this is a 5A-level scenic spot?
Jiangnan: (٥・᷄ㅂ・᷅)人
"Last time, I promise it's the last time!"
"An angel will come to pick me up soon. In a little while, I'll send Fito down here to add to your quota!"
"Huh? Wait, this guy probably isn't under your jurisdiction, is he?"
While Jiangnan was muttering, the golden angel descended again and pulled him back!
Meng Po angrily threw the bowl on the ground and stomped on it repeatedly!
(ꐦ•̀益•́)و Damn it!
...
Jiangnan sat up again: (|||ŎДŎ)!
His forehead was covered in cold sweat!
He muttered: "Last time! I can't go again; that old lady seems pissed!"
Xia Yao was confused: "What old lady? Xiao Nan, did you hit your head?"
"How about not taking the risk? We can just wear him down slowly!"
Jiangnan gritted his teeth: "I'll give it one more push. The battlefield changes in an instant; anything can happen. Quick victory, no more unnecessary losses!"
With that, he transformed into Blood Demon form again and charged fiercely at Fito!
By now, Fito had lost his spirit, completely broken by Jiangnan's three waves of attacks!
But what made Fito despair was that the man had come back!
Still resurrected with full health, his Blood-Drinking Halberd descending like heavenly justice!
With a fierce thrust, it plunged deep into Fito's chest!
"Pfft!"
The halberd blade broke through the bone armor, piercing Fito through the heart, but got stuck on his sternum, unable to pull out!
Fito coughed up a mouthful of blood, feeling his body grow cold, his life force rapidly draining!
His life was almost at its end!
He looked at Jiangnan with a face full of hatred!
[From Fito's Resentment Value +1000!]
If it weren't for this bastard exploiting a bug,
the victory would have been his!
But Jiangnan didn't give Fito a single chance. Since the halberd wouldn't come out, he used his fists!
Even if his fist bones shattered with each punch, Fito had to die!
Ling Feng and the others, seeing that Fito was about to die, stepped up their attacks!
Fito clenched his steel teeth, his eyes filled with hatred!
Was he really going to die here?
No! He refused to accept it!
He still had to become the strongest Starlight! A Dao Heaven!
His path was carved out by himself; it absolutely couldn't end here!
Absolutely not!
"Roar!"
Fito let out a sky-shaking roar, and the final barrier blocking his advancement shattered!
A powerful surge of spirit energy exploded forth! At this moment, the remaining spirit energy in the mine was all drawn to Fito!
It even formed a visible cloud of spirit energy!
Between life and death, there was great danger, great terror!
But also great opportunity!
Fito had actually broken through from Diamond Peak to Starlight at the brink of death!
His physical quality and overall combat power experienced explosive growth!
Jiangnan: !!!
I used a bug, and you pulled off a breakthrough mid-battle?
Starlight? Sigh~
At this moment, Fito was like an enraged lion: "Heaven has not abandoned me!"
With that, his remaining left arm wrapped around Jiangnan!
"Boom!"
His body shot off like a cannonball toward the left!
In the blink of an eye, they were over a thousand meters away!
Jiangnan was equally crazy, letting Fito hold him, using the opportunity to pound his fists like hammers against Fito's skull!
Just then, Xia Yao suddenly reacted, her face full of panic!
"No! Xiao Nan, dodge! That side..."
Jiangnan was taken aback: "What?"
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Author's Note: